₦airaland Forum

MyVILLAGEpeople:
This man will never become President. Write today’s date down!

Says "my village people"... statement typical of ipob.

deeplive1:
I be OBIDIENT OOO

Chai, i hate to share seat with people like you. You have no mind of your own. Small talk, you don dey feel intimidated. You prefer to join the bandwagons than maintain firm stand even if you are the only one standing. Abeg.

OgaTheTop2:
Hehn, the rate our ladies are unmarried... Ha, this is serious o.

Nigeria is hard, we understand. No man want extra responsibilities when there is no job, no security, no hope in Nigeria.

Vote wisely for enabling environments in Nigeria.

Vote wisely for security

Vote wisely for job

Vote wisely for hope

Vote your conscience

Vote Peter Obi.

Make i vote say Anambra is now like las Vegas. NDI ara

Watch the way some nzobu okoro from Afghaneastern politicize this.

Obiworld2020:
Can 1 million take me to any meaningful country for hustling aside from African country!!!!

It can. If you are a graduate and somehow have 2.1, make sure you have transcripts ready, make sure you write GRE and TOEFL and score very high in them, apply for masters in schools in US and Australia, apply for scholarships(google is your best bet), please only look for ones that cover full funding and upkeep allowance, pray you get selected. Once done, then visa application (you have to do it by yourself),...once done, to borrow money for flight and upkeep for 1 month no go dey difficult.

August pending

Advocate500:
Reno seems to be more destrutive to Atiku ambition than yesom wike,but Atiku is yet to see it,how do you go about insulting people, trying to win every argument against you as if that will give the party the victory, what will PDP gain by patronising Reno omokeri? He is becoming stupid without knowing,those glorifying him are the same people supporting tinubu,how will that help Atiku?

Oga, you are a slave for preferring a northerner to win if Obi didn't win. Shun politics of hate.

It shall never be well with Obi and other past governors for putting us we Igbos in this mess

Father mbaka, destroyer of ipigs

SmartPolician:
Oh, Fr. Mbaka had promised that he would outline the new modus operandi after the Holy Communion, but I left after receiving the Holy Communion. I didn't see this coming.

Replacing Father Mbaka will be hard because people have grown to love him. This will be a hard nut for Bishop Onaga to crack.

By the way, Fr. Mbaka already has a prophecy for this election and promised to reveal it when the time is ripe. Nine times out of ten, his prophecies always come true.

Thank you my brother. Jonathan did more than this but father mbaka spoke the truth and made a mockery of Jonathan when he said, Jonathan's dove that didn't fly symbolises he will lose. Oh, people of God, Jonathan eventually lost.

I respect father mbaka, fearless man of God. he no send anybody. Ipigs can go and die.

Jurgen klopp over stretched the same players for so long without providing good substitute for them. This same players have given good result in the past but they won't forever.This is wear and tear....diminishing returns at play.

This is why I love gardiola. He knows when to sell and buy new players. He sees what everyone can't see even though the player is currently playing well.

Goodmarlian:
This looks like an armed robbery attack.

If na your papa them shoot and is dead, you no go dey talk this nonsense. It looks like an armed robbery attack indeed. Get out.

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mosdii:
In Niger Delta, Bayelsa state to be precise, we cannot cook without adding sea foods to our delicacy.

Prawn

Dried fresh fish

Meat

Boiled egg

Typing.....

I remember my babe in school....

She go prepare nice stew, pack plenty meat and this fresh prawn directly from the sea inside the food....

Na Bleep. till next morning

Na why Carter efe wan diẹ for machala be this. E see blood money e blood dey shake

mimick:
It will be extension of the program only NTECH mark my word.. Batch C stream 1. should be expecting extension of the program.... Thanks.

Make them pay us august first abeg. This NPOWER people are mad.

Make them no extend anything self. Expecting peanuts is torment itself. You cannot save with this kind of payment.

I don collect....BAT for my vote

You will get 150k a room self contain house around meiran, Ijaye, Alimosho, and may be ìyànà Ipaja. With agency fee and maintenance, the total package should be 230k. So, you are left with 270k.
Buy Gas and foodstuff, let's say 40k.
From the 230k, chair and table,...fan, foam, fairly used 32 inches tv(you will find at Ikeja computer village, gotv). 70k should cover all these. What's remaining is 160k.

Don't ever eat outside,....

Make sure you are on LinkedIn and connect with HRs of firms and contact them


Don't carry girls....or don't be in a relationship that will drain you.

Save the 160k. You can enrol on Coursera for skills upgrade.

Everyday, have a Todo list of applications and follow up.


Read and practice job tests and interviews....

Practice speaking with confidence...

And you are good to go.

You can do it.


Come to Lagos but be wise.

Zonefree:
Watch how Agbado urchins will now come and call Dele IPOB.

Lagos is just built on lies. Nothing is happening there.

Cry me a river. Atiku who was a 2 time vice president of this country and PDP zoning to north instead of south aren't your problem , but anything Lagos or Tinubu(a southerner) who was a governor in Lagos is. Don't you see you are a fool. You need to slap and tell yourself indeed you are a fool. Common gerra here

PastorIno:
STREAM II

I welcome you to this thread. I have been on the sideline watching as i will continue to be after this post. Own the thread, it now belongs to you

Deployment has commenced. I have been deployed. Those who were previously posted manually will observe the disappearance of their PPA. Do not panic, the whole process is been restarted again by Npower.

Expect stipend next month and feel comfortable here - PastorFire

Pastorwuta

Pastorfire

Any body with a YouTube link for good excel for data analysis video. Please please.

Obi supporters and obi don't know this. Ignoramus.

wildkat:
Mtcheeeew... this is a real kid. I shouldn’t have stopped so low to reply u.

Idiot.

Kynlie:
South East to be very precise.

I laugh you...you better go fix your war torn south east and leave presidency.

wildkat:
U act exactly your age. U think everyone is an Indomie generation or a child of the 90s like u? Stupid kid with cheap data

Ipig....product of baby factory.

wildkat:
No. U cry me a river, and collapse like a zombie. Peter Obi we know, and not even you or any of your ilk can do anything about it

You will cry blood on that day....this boy to beat you dey hungry me.

wildkat:
Okay u have made your point known. U can now return to the cage where u came from

Cry me a river

rusher14:
PDP did not even delay them.

They simply didn't do them.

And you still voted them.

That guy na idiot. Just leave the idiot

CSTRR:
By voting for winning presidents since 1999-2014?

You think Elections started in 2015?

Oga, with the hugh mortality rate in the south east, all thanks to UGM/IPIG

CSTRR:
I doubt that.

If you are not going to cry, then it means Igbos will not cry.

Anything that will makes Igbos cry is very bad for you.

Don't pray against yourself.

Lol...eeboos have always wasted their votes

Yeebos will cry tire after election in 2023.

Truthdeypain:
This idiot is probably taking a shit in his food bowl, inside that mud, brownroofed thing you call a house. Didn't you hear a two storey building, two storey building was swallowed in what appears to be a natural disaster.

The real question is do you have a two storey building where you come from? Do you know what it looks like? I doubt it. Do you even have a building with a modern roof and bricks? What you do have in abundance is tons and tons of brownroof mudhouses (without toilets)

We know you developers....carry cocaine go Malaysia, Saudi, India and china.

Typical Ipig