₦airaland Forum

ItzTun3chi:
Blaugrana 4-0 Rojiblancos
Messi*2,suarez,rakitic
quote me anywhere

My friend stop that PS4 you dey use play the match.

Xodiq:
Please what is Champions League ?

It's the opposite of Europa league,which Man-utd and Chelsea MAY be playing next season.


Ok,so now i am FTC on page 1.

Suspect33:
As usual athletico will eliminate barca with an aggregate of 1-0... As real madrid thrash wolfsburg 8-1 on aggregate, quote me anywhere

the game will end 1:1. Corect score.

henryanna36:
APC has taken a swipe on opposition party PDP.The mockery was started by APC UK chapter before APC Nigeria joined the 'ridicule game'.According to APC,a party that can not save its name can not save Nigeria.

Read what APC said and how Nigerians reacted above

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/apc-blast-pdpa-party-that-cant-even.html

But i thought it was buhari who couldnt pronounce the full meaning of APC during his campaing period.

MadCow1:
Let it be..


For over 25 years now, our Refineries have been comatose..

We have been importing everything from PMS to AGO to Oil...

They even started subsidizing the cost to hide away the truth of just how bad things were from us..



Now that a Government has come in and is shaking up the system and the adverse effect of a disease that has been with us for over 20 years is showing, people are shouting..


I am calm as fhuck.. I will pay 250/liter for PMS if thats what it takes, but things have got to fhucking change in this country.

MadCow1:
Let it be..


For over 25 years now, our Refineries have been comatose..

We have been importing everything from PMS to AGO to Oil...

They even started subsidizing the cost to hide away the truth of just how bad things were from us..



Now that a Government has come in and is shaking up the system and the adverse effect of a disease that has been with us for over 20 years is showing, people are shouting..


I am calm as fhuck.. I will pay 250/liter for PMS if thats what it takes, but things have got to fhucking change in this country.

:-/

REALDEAL01:
So now Wey you don chop koboko for free, what's your message?

I will make N1=$1.

obiremy:
As sent by a Trezzy Blog reader......

A suppose mad man created an unusual scene at the Lagos State secretariat opposite elephant bus stop when he demanded to see the governor of Lagos"No he is mad "some said ,Yes he is a kidnapper" others argued.. Few said he must be one of the criminals that torment innocent citizens once the night falls.

I want to see Ambode " he demanded.. What for?" one of the security guys asked as he rained koboko on his head. He was told to unwrap whatever that he has bagged.. Books and other rubbish were inside the bag but nothing incriminating was found.. Some began to sympathise with him.. May be he's mad afterall? A woman at the scene retorted.. The argument ranges on as the man was whisked away in to the compound of the secretariat..

One man later said.. There a 4 levels of madness.. As far as psychiatry is concerned He then pointed to another man, Who knows.. even you.. You may be a mad man.. Me..? You too you are mad.. In fact.. You dey craze.. Hmmmm.. I sighed Lagos and it's wahala..

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/04/mad-man-storm-lagos-state-secretariat.html

that madman was me. Am no longer mad again. Oya OP modify ur topic.

banttieman:
I can't wait.

May 29 is too far abeg.

better face d problem at hand,u hear! U cant wait. C ur dirty mouth. Bt u fit wait wait 4 filling station up to 4hrs to buy fuel of 120naira abi. APC be using probe news to feed idiats like u,nd u be jumping like a babo¤n. For ur Daura mind nw,Booboo is working abi. #ANYBODY WEY WAN WASTE HM TIME QUOTE ME,U ON A LONG THING. I AIN'T REPLYING NO1. READ MY SIGNATURE.#

PUSIDRILA:
Hmm, dat him Bobbi make small sense O

Lol. NIGGA U GAY!!!

awa:
That is what leadership should be all about... Not politicising of everything...


Please can someone confirm if I am FTC on this topic
The Lord has done it for me after 11 Years of being a member of Nairaland.

If you rejoice with me for FTC and this WIDOW for the House gift hit Like otherwise don't ask me what's special about FTC.

Sorry,i couldn't help it. "WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT FTC abi na FCT?"

Josephamstrong1:
https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1046255942102922&id=378378918890631&p=20&refid=52&_ft_=qid.6269592045361357407%3Amf_story_key.-2280535492508707873

Shaataarp there!!! U talking like who wants 'notice me' 4rm Linda.

gbens2000:
All this guys above hw una do am,wen I got here only two rply but before I type " that" ,see level.the gal nose sha.

na airtel netwok u dy use browse dats y.

adren:
I can bet with buhari's next trip that this girl is the daughter of one of Nigeria's minister..



No pun intended but I begin to wonder how her parents are gon sponsor her education..

Mind you, she's not on scholarship and those schools cost a fortune..

Before you bash me, reason am twice if your parents can afford to send you to havard.. $40k per academic session..


Even buhari had to sell his house.. (Though I don't believe it until I see pictures)..


She don cast her parents.. EFCC go begin find them now.. Happy for her though..

My kind of future wife..

i undastand wat u are trying to explain,but it is difficultING u.

martineverest:
Wetin happen na.? They suspended u?

no o! I get projects for hand b4. So,no tym 4 NL.

martineverest:
bros, ur face scarce for nairaland

bros.na true u tok o. I been no dy online since january. Hw u na

tosyne2much:
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Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/04/even-though-ladies-are-naturally-born.html

Chai! I don fuk up. Brought dis Akwa ibom babe home. After all her formings,she cm tell me say cold dey catch am, me just put her 4 bed,use wrapper cover am,den face my PES15 because d forming cm too tire me. Na so she lay dwn sleep,wake up then waka go. OP u for put dis thread since na.

FlawlessRebirth2:
WAS GOING TO TELL MY BOYFRIEND AM HAVING HIV (I CUN REMEMBER SAY I NO GET).....




TEAM#SUGERDADDY#



NOBODY SHOULD QUOTE ME OOO...XEPT U WANT THUNDER TO FAYA YOU

Mtcheeew!

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

woman wrapper

Akshow:
Make up is suppose to enhance beauty, Ironically in her case the make up aged her plus ten years. She looks 24

After when dem (Konji people) rape her,people go say na underage. Mtcheew

staymore:
I mean people from around the world will always come and look at the highest fraud in the history of Rivers state. Let the monorail remain like that.

Lol.

staymore:
That monorail will attract tourist to Rivers state any time soon. Please don't touch it Gov. Wike

How will it attract tourist if its not completed?

godson36:
Ekiti my beautiful state... I can see the main reason why FAYEMI change Ekiti motto from Fountain Of Knowledge to Land Of Honour.

Look at that rice, it's not more than 5cups... That is what we will eat till December.

Fayose has done nothing in Ekiti.....

We are not knowledgeable at all.. We are a disgrace to Nigeria development

Tnk God u know

Medley:
I think many people are misinformed on what easter celebration is all about - and go about it the wrong way. So where should one be and how should one celebrate the death of Jesus christ. Is it right to be in a bar, brothel...etc. And the list goes, all in the name of celebrating the same thing Jesus frowned at, when he died for our sin, or is it the right time to spend the weekend in the house of a boyfriend? Please i need your opinion on this

Depends on how happy ur pocket/wallet is. Me na house,drinking my Origin(s) playing my soccer. I wan win the league wt Arsenal,since it cant be done in reality.

Vinshu:
Good thing my man doesn't like big asses

#TeamSkinny

Scam... upload ur pishure lets see

Lets join hands and blame it on Buhari

martineverest:
so,u be gunners fan?

Yes o.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

Mr Sean Kingston... Please don't be offended,in as much as i support ur effort,and idea,please tred carefully,,,this step can bring the downfall of NL,if for any reason all d igbos decides to leave ur forum,and open one of their own. Your reasons are best known to you. Have a nice day sir.

Gone are the days we just look at a team and believe they can win their opponents. Smaller teams turning to superman. Everybody wants to win. Just dey spoil market for us. Person go try dodge Man-city,,, Manchester go bring their crase cm,, sm go stl get luck jump Manchester pass,,, Southampton go say na todag dem wan draw wt who everybody dey collect 3points from since league start. Ok,, u no plah Southampton,, chelsea go carry their witchcraft come, say na oil dem wan find for bottom of league. U miraculously avoid Chelsea,, barca go come tok say na today u want win dem wan draw Valencia. Nawa.

ginajet:
Assnal will surely loose this one no doubt......

Say what

The future mothers .Later they will want to get married to a responsible man,,who will treat them like a queen. 90% of girls are bunch of hypocritical end time people.

EndTime Wife

Don't judge a book by it's cover.Khadija Khatoon is thought to have neurofibromatosis which is a rare and genetic condition. Because of it,the 21-years old is unaware if she has eyes or nose. Her mouth is a Small slit which makes it difficult for her to eat or drink anything. All of the plastic surgery in the world can't help this young woman because according to her mother,Amina Bibi, "Doctors told them there was nothing they could do"
There is a CROWDFUNDER page set up for Khatoon. Her family is hoping that they can find some answers and get some sort of healthcare support from their local government. If you think you've got it rough,watch the video of her day-to-day life.

http://chrisbrownofficial.me/woman-with-no-face?utm_content=buffer0a754&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=bufferbuffer