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Gaborone:
How about we closed our legs like a pair of scissors till we got married?

Wanton sex is easy, let's try something hard but dignifying this time - closing those legs.

How about that?

u ,the intiator,can u afford to close ur leg?.lol

they can do more than that,why tell him you are going home?. why cant they just go and miss the transport fare.

lol.the woman's pre-wedding pic shows she met him on badoo.

[quote author=JOELDEBORAH post=40192310]imagine,Audu said he only stole 11 billion,so is only?? welcome to Nigeria where people like Adudu are happily and freely working 2wards becoming a Governor. only in nigeria u wil see people like dis wicked n heartless man..... [/quote

I SECOND YOUR MOTION.]

you didn't put the price,pls send me details via whasaap(08171992784) indication the lettable office space on each floor and stating whether it is completely vacant or not.

you are truly naive.if u Bleep very well ,why wont i want u back since i have no plan to marry u.

depressedsoul:
I was born and bred in Lagos Nigeria. i am over 30 but swimming in poverty. i attended a university in Ogun state but i dropped out due to the loss of my mother who happened to be my sponsor back then. My father died before i was 4years old so i had no one to fall back on. I am the only child and life has been so cruel to me. I have no job at hand. My fathers family has taken possession of his property at Agege Lagos because they insist my mother had me for another man due to stories i'm hearing for the first time since my parent's demise. The story of my life is so wide, bitter and depressing. The moral of my epistle is that i need a casual job to survive. I am contemplating suicide at the moment and i almost drank sniper insecticide today. This is my last attempt at survival before i do the needful on my existence. Nairalanders please help me find any legal job be it unskilled labour. I have tried and tried but to no avail. Pardon me for been incoherent. I am a depressed soul waiting to see if my life can have a second chance.

This is not fraud nor scam. if you really want to know how real my story is kindly send me a private message.

life atimes cn be very very very unfair.one thing u dont know however is many many mny rich people u heard of today went through a tough past,in fact the new communications minister too said he went through poverty and obasanjo too and the richest man in his generation ,mko abiola did said he tasted egg for the first time in his wife to be house.all said and done,rough begiiniing does not mean a rough ending.MY BEST ADVICE IS that you look for the nearest church in your vicinity and politely request to see the most senior pastor.im sure they will minister to u and solve many of the problems at once for u.then there are buiding contractors on site working on one project or the other ,just walk up to them .I was at excellency hotel ogba yesterday and i saw a huge renovation work being done to the rooms,why not appraoch the contractors doing the job and ask them to please employ u.SUICIDE means u are sure things will never change but things do change as the earth is a realm of change,compulsory change.the rich becomes poopr and the poor become rich,the bold becomes fearful and the fearful becomes bold .IT IS NOT ABOUT JOB ,IT IS REALLY ABOUT YOUR MIND,get a bible and reAd often as the entrance of the word of GOD WILL brings life into your life.HOLD ON ,YOUR MIRACLE IS KNOCKING at your door.IT IS WELL WITH U.VENGEANCE BELONGS TO GOD,LET THEM HAVE THE AGEGE PROPERTY AND LET THEM SAY WHAT THEY WANT TO SAY,NO CHILD IS A BASTARD UNDER NIGERIAN LAW AND GOD CREATES EVERY MAN,SO BEING A CHILD OF GOD suffices for u.go and read the story of jephthah in the bible and see how his family that disowned him came around later to beg him and that will be your story very soon in jesus name.

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u beta be careful of job offers .LOOK at the name cos i see one named DOPEDEALER offering you a guaranteed job.i cover u with the blood of jesus,dont go and carry dope o.LOL

you really have no problem.he said u can stop.stop and make a claim for arrears owed to you and im sure the money owed as debt will not be enough to make the man run away from nigeria.if a business has prospers,staffs enjoys and when a company sufffers,staff also suffer.next time look for nigeria lng where your salary for the next 30years is already in a fixed deposit account.

FOR ages ,from time immemorial cheating and adultery has always been an offence under the penal code operating in the north though there is no ofence like that in the south under the criminal code.

that tells us you dont walk around with wisdom and it shows u keep going to the wrong places where evil men abounds.u just expose yourself as a person with very littel discretion ,always moving with the wrong circles.your pant i suppose is best dried in your bath and any guy who has access to your bath must really be a relative or a lover or someone real close.do something about your indiscretion NOW.

send pics to my whassap08171992784 urgently

IF I were u ,i will collect the 700k because part payment of a debt is an acknowledgement of the entire debt.Ensure you do not do anything to make you suspicious you might want to fight him when you are collecting the 700k,be as friendly as possible so the suggestion that you should sign an agreement that the sum collected is full and final satisfaction of the entire sum due to you in the circumstance of the transaction at hand .Thereafter get a lawyer to demand the balance from him in very unmistaken words .after the expiration of the demand letter,ensure he is served with some court processes .luckily a magistrate court with their lesser filling fees can accommodate your claim in lagos .even if you don't have written evidence of the agreement to pay you 5 percent,the fact that he commissioned you as an agent,you are expected to be paid the usual customary fiver percent agency fees since you are not a yeoman.

by all means collect the money.that's what i did to a bank.i first collects the sum offered and use that to stabilize/energize myself and go after them for the remaining ,this time like a bull.

thank GOD your efforts are not in vain.next time seek a confirmation from any buyer that the funds is ready and get your commission agreed in writing and insist the 5percent must be paid at the same the property was being paid for.

Next time ,develop a good relationship with the seller during the course of negotiation to the extent that the seller will refuse to collect his money unless yours is paid along.as u guessed,im a lawyer but i dont do charity cases..

gO and get a copy of wasiu ayinde's ace track "ori mi ma ba yo mi je o,a i lowo lodun yi ma di odun to bo'.

That u miss one promotion this season does not mean you will not have another promotion season in subsequent seasons.

AND the policeman committed suicide cus lagos traffic helped him miss a promotion exams & in spite of persistent pleas,the cop/chief examiner will not give him an instant resit.

and yet he has two ,2 houses,wife and 2 kids.a clear case of dieing wrongfully punishable by GOD and man.

horlus:
I appreciate your write up but in some cases it's also negligence and carelessness from doctors. I lost my son few weeks ago after being born 4days later to jaundice. Despite the fact my wife kept alerting them that she has an history with jaundice from the theater where she had a casseran procedure. It's a story I don't want to start writing about right now but the child should not be dead if not for carelessness from the hospital doctors. Everyone keeps telling me to sue the hospital I v just decided to let go.

it is because the hospital and drs and nurses are always not being allowed to face the music that their negligence becomes heightened and they go ahead and repeat it with further patients,nigeri must learn to sue and no matter how long it take,get justice against the negligent.the trauma of attending court every now and then will ensure the health care worker avoids being sued.

Annchizzy:
wao lovely i claim it too in JESUS name

LES CLAIM IT AND POSSES IT.ARE U READY?

softandsweet:
Oh My God!!!!! I want! I want!! I want!!

LETS HAVE IT IF U ARE REALLY SOFT AND SWEET,

MadCow1:
Chaii..


SO Many walking corpses in this nation.

This is why I no dey even go gym sef talkless of playing sports.

Call me fat if you like, something must kill a man, atleast me I know my killer, do you know yours?


RIP Ajuwaya..

May your soul sail well into the deep..

i only know my saviour and that is all i need to know. e se ti iwo yi o fi ku.why will u prefer to die when u can live broda.

I stopped reading your story where u said he was in distress but Hus condition doesn't seems life threatening. so the fact that he is in distress is not good enough to warrant immediate attention. your case is lost.you are one of them nurses.

tell him mko abiola was the greatest stammerer. and yet the richest man in his time.the only guy with private jet .many stammeres eventually became too large over and above the stammerers and MY SELF was a terrific stammerer until i was 19 and what i observed in my own case that the moment i got the best result in the whole of lagos in the GCE ADVANCED LEVEL OF 1984(AAC),my confidence level rose astronomically and from then on,i began to speak clearr and clearer.

so remain prayerful and whatever you are involved with,give it your very best.a stammerrer needs to come out top of the class because doing so enhances your confidence level badly affected by the constant mockery you received as you venture to self express.

it is a disability that you can conquer with prayers and with determination.i DID.IN FACT WHEN I SPEAK AND SPEAK SO CLEAREST NOW,all my childhood friends couldnt even believe ,its the same me.ALL THE GLORY HOWEVER MUST GO TO GOD.

tell your challenges to the head of human resources or the MD.that was what I did in unilag when almost 3 months my name is not yet on d payroll and I was left koboless at Xmas.

don't marry her.u will start resenting her very soon and so ashamed to introduce her around as your wife and this will cause more trouble for u.

ONLINE is an extension of offline and gives humans d opportunity to express fantasies.Unknown to many ,some of the wild pictures u see are just front pics put therer by married church women, who after discovering that u are an OK stranger reveals their true identity. Humans has stages and the worst of us,the most outlandish of humans eventually outgrows a stage and move into a new stage. Most runs girls eventually evolve and sit down and many virgins or quiet persons or decent person sometimes evolves as times goes on to something more than a runs girls.To many women, its just fun being able to have as many dicks as possible and in the process acquires moneys, gifts etc.


runs girls or no,protect urself,be safe with your life and valuables and as long as it provides a sort of relief in this economically trying times,the tribe of run girls is bound to increase in Nigeria.if one behaves well enough,reciprocate and get ready to do a dna.runs girls or no ,all of us have met non run girls/women who love dicks more than run girls and who even steal their parents/husbands money to buy strong dicks/vibrators and who says a babe is not entitled to her fundamental sexual right and who says they cant decide to go into seminaries as their life evolves on?.

is not where they started out from ,it is where they eventually ends up and DADDY GO has clearly said his successor is still a runs guy as today.

if u have time constraints alone should u buy a house.if u have plenty time,build or beta still if u are lucky to be involved in the house for sale from the planning stage till finish then its a good buy.

they are very much in Nigeria.one of them was a distinguished professor at unilag.i will not know whether he is still at unilag or not.i guess quite a number of them keeps a low profile same way as the sons of mko abiola are presently doing.as the yolobas says OWO O NIRAN.

return his bride price and get ready to take care of d baby alone Cos u will hate did man more and more and this will eventually leads u to mortuary or prison.

old send pics and last price to 08171992784

the man

lack of sleep is spiritual cos if u don't sleep, u are slowly but steadily approaching untimely death CU's sooner or later your mind and body will be so weary due to lack of daily renewal.make attempts to reconcile back to God and develop a trust relationship with him to the extent u are now sure he will resolve every problem causing you anxiety in its own time and miraculous way.u don't sleep Cos ur brain and mind continues to work when they should relax.Then meditale on d word of god which say He giveth his beloved sleep. Engage in physical work demanding a lot of energy such as gyming, swimming,running,jogging, especially in the evening. Then move to a new environment that is more secured as insecurity keeps us awake unintentionally. don't use drugs. engage in spiritual pursuits like joining a prayer group in your church or mosque. avoid stressors,.reexamine your past,did u wronged persons and caused them sleepless nights?. say sorry to them and make amends.