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Family › Re: Would You Forgive Your Husband Who Got Your Maid Pregnant? by josite: 9:55am On Jan 23, 2016
EVERY WIFE SHOULD BECAUSE MANY WIVES IN TIMES PAST FORGAVE THE HUBBY WHO IMPREGNATED THEIR MUM AND THEIR SISTERS AT THE SAME TIME.AND ALL THE KIDS SO BORN ARE ALL DOING VERY VERY WELL.
Politics › Re: Richard Quest: Okonjo-Iweala Was Nigeria's Best Finance Minister by josite: 4:38pm On Jan 22, 2016
why should anyone be angry,is richard quest not a well known jester?
Politics › Re: Court Grants Metuh N600m Bail by josite: 3:02pm On Jan 22, 2016
WaffenSS:
Those people saying 700m bail ought to go and join him in jail for failing basic arithmetics.

His earlier bail was 200m x 2 = 400m

his latest bail is 300m x 2 = 600m

400m + 600m = 1b.

Nurse Metuh's bail therefore is 1 billion naira.
Thanks brother,i actually studied law cus i couldnt pass mathematics and actually had to make do wit ife cos havard insisted on a credit for maths.but somehow if my fee is 1billion and u pay me 700m,i know at once,without being told that my fee remains 300m.thanks all the same.do we still need to go to jail for the error?
Politics › Re: Court Grants Metuh N600m Bail by josite: 2:50pm On Jan 22, 2016
DropShot:
Metuh behaved as if he was above the law, hence the determination to teach him a big lesson.

First was his uncooperative attitude by refusing to disclose what he got N400mn for. Others who received money from Dasuki stated the reason even though not tenable.

Secondly, he attempted to destroy evidence. That was rude and impunity.

Dasuki, with his high level connection didn't behave that arrogant and rude the moment he was arrested.

Others like Dokpesi, Bafarawa, Yuguda et al are not being treated as Metuh because they at least cooperated with law enforcement agents.

Metuh has made himself a scape goat.
i absolutely agree with your reasoning but can govt affords to rub the citizen so hard,this hard.apc,buhari do not need the negative perception that may or may not results from this.govt must copy good practices,cant you see how calm obama remains in spite of daily provocations received from the likes of donald trumps,even his service chiefs atimes makes very cutting remarks and obama kept calm.while in captivitity ,irrationality may set in for someone who never imagines himself in such a scene .i plead metuh be treated with caution,with respect and efcc will do well to enlist a psychiatrist for him.i feel his pain and i pray for wisdom and strength for his lawyer.now he must help metuh out of a really messy situation.
Politics › Re: Court Grants Metuh N600m Bail by josite:
honestly im sad with metuh and im equally sad wit the efcc.metuh lawyers should really fight this bail conditions with the last of his might.why 700m for a 400m offence and why will metuh himself not tutored himself how to react to law enforcers and he is a public relations man.look out for a new book,the law and practice of appropriate reactions.wish the book got to metu's hand in time.efcc must avoid what looks like vengeance,they must show the citizen that they are not all out to grab him.overlook the little infractions of metuh since u already have him in for the big one.will fayose now warns himself?.
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Pictured With Ronke Ademiluyi, 'Rumoured New Wife' by josite: 1:28pm On Jan 22, 2016
let him learn from alaafin of oyo when it comes to women.
Politics › Re: Tompolo: ‘APC Govt Clueless, Fighting Everybody’ by josite: 10:07am On Jan 22, 2016
we knew and some of us said it before the elections that pmb do not posses the creative ideas to move Nigeria forward though he has zeal,plenty zeal but even the bible tells zeal without knowledge leads to destruction.

we vote buhari counting on the intelligent of the vp who somehow has not been able to come out as impacting and as assertive as tunde idiagbon.one would have expect the vp to know his constitutional role/d powers & within those constitutional constraints asserts his influence on governance without taking the shine off the president.

we have friends in government and we have not fail to tell them that though government have good intentions,it is not being translated into reality .Govt must get it right on many fronts at the same time,govt cannot get it right on corruption alone and expects a shine.

RESPECT A SUSPECT.LET HIM HAVE HIS DAY IN COURT WHICH HE IS ENTITLED TO BEFORE HE IS EVENTUALLY SLAMMED INTO JAIL.
DONT ARREST FIRST,BEFORE CONCLUDING INVESTIGATIONS.
KEEP THE THIEVES IN VIEW,MONITOR THEM ALL THE WAY,WAIT FOR THEM ON ARRIVAL WHEREVER THEY FLEE TO WHEN THEY RAN AWAY FROM NIGERIA .
IS THIS NOT INTELLIGENCE? OR why do we have sss,dss,intelligence officers,etc.

Rather that stir u conflicts in Niger delta ,go about the tompolo issue with superior intelligence and and let the man who anyway sees himself as government wakes up to find himself where the court expects him to be as at this point in time or am i saying anything new?
Celebrities › Re: Ronke Tiamuyi Wearing Pad In New Photoshoot? SEE PHOTOS by josite: 9:15am On Jan 22, 2016
i agree she is really a dirty girl.has dis kind of girls got parents and brothers who are alive.?.ive never seen such an ugly ,shapeless girl.
Travel › Re: Terrible Accident Involving Corpers Along Ore Road (Graphic Pics) by josite: 6:25am On Jan 21, 2016
if you are not comfortable with the driver ,execrise the option of warning him repeatedly,report him to a police or trfiic officer or demanding he stoopped for you to get down.you cant just sit down and someone annointed from hell drives u into an untimely grave.im well known in those days of jos -lagos.lagos -to jos,i will create hell for a reckless driver while in the bus until he adjusts .
Politics › Re: EFCC Seals Mega Building At Wuse 2, Abuja (pictures) by josite: 4:41pm On Jan 17, 2016
EFCC Seals Gtbank Mega Building At Wuse 2, Abuja ...



www.nairaland.com/2870620/efcc-seals-gtbank-mega-building/2




I no fit laugh o.why dem remove gtb without any explanation to us the nairalanders.or am I the only one who noticed topic don change in the middle of the debate/don't mind me o ,i jus dey pretend I don't know gtb has threatened to sue for 1 trillion naira.
Politics › Re: Photo: Obasanjo Graduates From National Open University Of Nigeria by josite: 7:46am On Jan 17, 2016
bobchigar:
Congratulations Baba Iyabo. The next is to go and establish your church. Prophet Olusegun Obasanjo. Lol
obasanjo actually said on may 29,1999 inauguration day ceremony that he will anoint his own prophets when tunded bakare prophesied that he saw obasanjo's head rolling on the floor and that obasanjo will not live to be sworn into office.and obasanjo did and even spent 8 years in office.
Health › Re: First Case Of Lassa Fever Confirmed In Lagos by josite: 9:28am On Jan 16, 2016
kolnel:
Lagos and rats
One of my childhood memories while growing up in yaba area is seeing very big rats coming out from the gulley
I'm yet to see a bigger rats than the one in Lagos
come to alade market somolu to see ALSATIAN RATS.u will run for your life.
Family › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by josite: 8:30am On Jan 16, 2016
u are naïve.that is not bedwetting.its called squirtiting.she does it cus she enjoyed ur thing so much.send me ur whassap so I can send u a video that shows it is not urinating,it is ENJOYMENT.She is so happy with u,das why. o se se bere.iyawo atole ni wo ri ra loja.
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady With A So, So Wide Vagina Cries Out For Help.. by josite: 2:07pm On Jan 15, 2016
even this wide vagina,GOD created so wide has a purpose,it maybe she has to birth 10 kids at once.it may be the man designed to be her hubby has a magnific dick.
Romance › Re: See What I Saw On My To-be Girlfriend's Dp by josite: 2:04pm On Jan 15, 2016
your concern should not be the shoes but the public display. The girl is an irresponsible, lousy girl and who cannot handle the sure wealth about to come your way and will therefore expose you and your family to danger. Look for a babe wit discretion.i can bet ,the girl must be a very hungry girl from a very very deprived background.next thing is to display the bra bought for her in Liverpool.
Politics › Re: Detention: Court Dismisses Metuh’s Application by josite: 12:31pm On Jan 15, 2016
cktheluckyman:
I wonder how dumb some people can really be!!! Over five people commented on this topic and none of them actually understood the message passed by this Judge!!

Olisa Metuh's suit was not dismissed rather the judge dismissed the application for acclelerated hearing of the suit.He said the law allows the EFCC 5 days within which to respond to the suit before she rules!! So what exactly is that that you fools dont understand?
the fact that they are not lawyers and o no exactly know what actually transpires does not make them dumb and the fact that u have a sort of legal training does not make u smarter than them cus even a court clerk will be able to tell what the message actually meant.
Crime › Re: Four Robbery Suspects Subjected To Jungle Justice, Die In Police Custody by josite: 8:53am On Jan 14, 2016
michael142:
How the 4 of them go just die at once for the station. Abeg na wa for this Zoo sef.
im sure u know why they all die at once?.fear naija police o,stay out of trouble.
Health › Re: Body Odour Problem, Please Help by josite: 8:31am On Jan 14, 2016
it is spiritual. Approach it with prayer and fasting and pray over an anointing oil.and always annoit yourself wit it and mix it with ur bath water whenever u bath. Its usually put on a man by enemies to drive favour away from. the aroma of heaven will replace the evil aroma in the mighty name of Jesus.
Politics › Re: FEC: Buhari Shocks Osinbajo, Ministers by josite: 6:47pm On Jan 13, 2016
bjdon:
I am sorry but there is nothing to celebrate here.

The meeting was scheduled to start at 10am. Buhari arrived early, ok that's good, but he should not have asked for the National Anthem to be sung and for the meeting to commence before 10am. If that is indeed what happened, then his behavior was actually disrespectful to the others who arrived after him but still before 10am.
I beg to differ,in civilised realm,when the head of state is expected at 10am,all other guests are already seated by 9.30am.and buhari really ought to have waited till 10 to start the meeting .
Investment › Re: Court Bars FG From Freezing MTN Bank Accounts by josite:
the court ruling denying the trillion naira lien on mtn's bank accounts by the minister of justice ,to my mind, is a sound ruling as mtn obviously has more than enough assets in Nigeria other than cash to satisfy a trillion naira judgement . a trillion naira fine ,no matter the infraction is an excessive fine.In the realm of company/csr law, fines are not meant to kill a company but to deter it from going over borders.mtn will surely win .
we have asked the government to approach issues with the best of intelligence/wisdom. You cannot impose a trillion naira fine on a company unless the intention is to kill the company.
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians React To Davido Throwing Money In The Air At The Airport - Screenshots by josite: 10:03am On Jan 12, 2016
such could result in undesirable consequence, what if some struggles for the money and are injured to death.
Crime › Re: Man, 25, Kills Wife’s Lover; Another Poisons 4-yr-old Son by josite:
the lesson here is,leave a woman who is entangled alone.for not leaving a wife who may or not be a true wife to a guy who believed she is his wife,the idiot is dead while many very single girls he could enjoy in millions still exist in his vicinity.and the bible says it,that he who engages in adultery plays with fire.may u receive sense in jesus name and me too.
Politics › Re: Arms Probe Deal: Bakare Calls For The Arrest Of CBN Governor, Godwin Emefiele by josite: 7:26am On Jan 11, 2016
in a sane country.buhari will offer himself for investigation on the simple fact he got 2 jeeps from the nsa's office and adesina will resign on the simple fact that he got money from the nsa's office and cbn governor and okonjo iwealla will also resign from every public position on the account of releasing moneys that were not properly appropriated and offer themselves up for investigation.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Left N600m In PFN Account -oritsejafor by josite:
ayo started out as believer and preacher of the WORD OF FAITH and I guess, like most of us ,when God is not doing it fast enough, he got worldly wise and decides to go the worldly way to make millions out of a sitting niger delta president/tribesman. On the whole, I, a fan of ayo of many decides is greatly ashamed of how he conducted himself and CAN'S affairs during the BADLUCK ERA LAYING HANDS ALL OVER THE PLACE,EVEN IN JERUSALEM ,ON THE ALI BABA PRESIDENT .THIS IS A MAN GOD GAVE INFLUENCE WITH AN INCUMBENT PRESIDENT and all he does is to join the league of looters and use it to amass wealth and shamefully he came to announce he left millions and built an hotel.was this the reason why we were being asked to donate to the work of GOD?. Its time for him to judge himself before being judged.
Family › Re: How My Husband Pushed Me Into Having Sex With Other Men by josite: 7:40am On Jan 10, 2016
whether u like it or not this is the true position of 70percent of marriages today.extra sex is what husbands and wives are now having .I admit about 30 percent still struggle to do marriage the way it has always been done.
Politics › Re: $2.1b arms deal:Buhari Is Losing His Integrity - Okupe by josite:
OKUPE made a point, was APC not funded from the treasuries of state governments that were not meant for arms but meant to benefit the citizenry?. What if all the pdp members/suspects prefers to go to jail and not refund a penny?. Where will that act of defiance place buhari?.With a prof of law as a vp,pmb's regime is not outputting the expected standard/skills in these recovery of looted funds efforts.
Yes all the pdp looters will go to jail but will jailing members of the oppositions in droves not produce undeserved international sympathy for the opposition and not be used as the perfect excuse to seek and obtained political asylum in other countries.

In civilised clime,that buhari himself got jeeps from the nsa's office either makes getting favors from the nsa's office a no crime or means buhari too is culpable and worthy of investigation and on that account a special investigator ,such as the lawyer appointed in respect of Lewinsky/Clinton affair should be appointed to investigate the president , who on that account alone may elect to resign.being given 2 luxurious jeeps costing huge amount of money as alleged at a time millions of Nigeria cannot afford a meal and at a time other ex heads of state were not given such, does not reveal a talakawas president when no one is looking .BOTH BUHARI &ADESINA ought to have returned whatever was gotten from the NSA'S OFFICE& resign honourable, should the private investigator concludes the favours alleged were indeed collected as alleged from the NSA'S OFFICE. THAT IS THE CHANGE WE CRAVE FOR IN NIGERIA.
Romance › Re: I Love Him (but He's Younger) by josite: 7:15am On Jan 09, 2016
jus ensure he comes around when his sister is not around,ensure he wil meet u naked.watch his reaction and his reaction should let uknow the way forward.that was what my fist gf,aunty kemi's did to me at ife.they were in final year and I was a jambite.trust me,i go on straight.
Career › Re: I Caught My Boss Pant Down With My Supervisor's Wife by josite: 1:33pm On Jan 07, 2016
for daring to threathen u,report him to the police and report the wife to the husband.trust me GOD will give u a far beta job.
Family › Re: How Some Ladies Are Destroying Their Marriage Without Knowing by josite: 1:31pm On Jan 07, 2016
did I hear someone said women are confused, she said she was tired last nite and will be here this morning .around 11ami remind her she said this morning and she said she will be here in a moment after doing one or two thing and this is the very beginning and here is a lady who wants the best of men .really most of these women are confused. When she comes and meet her best friend,walahi ive got no apology.
Guys shine your eyes o,dont give mad girl belle.if u do ,u forfeit the greatest ingredient for success-peace of mind.
Career › Re: My Boss Wants To Have Me In Her Office Or Sack! by josite: 12:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
my brother ,lay her on her table and Bleep her punishingly.or tell her to hold the table while u bleeped her real hard.ikan ti o ba wu omo je ki run ninu.she wants it,give it to her.
Family › Re: My Brother Is Like A Houseboy To His Wife by josite: 4:34am On Jan 07, 2016
ordering your hubby around when his relatives are around is u being foolish and without discretion.
Crime › Re: Policeman’s Widow Commits Suicide One Month After Husband Death (photo) by josite: 12:10pm On Jan 06, 2016
glossy6:
The fact that she has children that she can always look at and thank God should have encouraged her. The children will now know the real definition of suffering.
you are very wrong.WITH GOD on their side,sufferings will not be theirs.obviously u have not seen orphans eaten far better meals than u.

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