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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 3:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
blowjohn:


Some people that dont know they have it or think they only have the flu will also be travelling.
Best thing is to carry drop.

Make I carry drop dey go my village? shocked

Ha. My village is far o

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2020
Aieboocaar:


Best is to stock up your kitchen and quarantine yourself inside your house till this thing passes

Or you book uber from lagos to your state wink grin

Or I just use EDO Airways.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2020
blowjohn:


That's the most dangerous thing to do.
Motor parks and being inside a bus for hours

It's rather tempting.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2020
Aieboocaar:


Home to where?? grin
Maybe your seat mate might even have the virus grin grin grin


Lol.
E never spread like that.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 2:55pm On Mar 19, 2020
ZombiePUNISHER:


It's inside the bus already...
Stay indoors and stay safe

Hahahahhahaha...

How can you tell?
Do you drive for God is Good?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus: EU's Borders Will Close For 30 Days From Noon Tomorrow by Joystark(f): 2:54pm On Mar 19, 2020
ElasticStone:


Do you have corona virus? I just want to check something

I haven't come in contact with YOU yet; so No.
Health / Re: Photo: Bumps On My Penis, Help Please by Joystark(f): 2:53pm On Mar 19, 2020
lepasharon:


Sis, was shocked when I saw it

Lol...
Some people have guts.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: 4 New Cases In Lagos, Nigeria Confirmed By State Ministry Of Health by Joystark(f): 2:49pm On Mar 19, 2020
How much is God is Good Motors ticket again fa?
It's time to go home lipsrsealed

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Sports / Re: Sean, Kanu Nwankwo’s Son Living Up To His Father’s Football Legacy by Joystark(f): 6:06am On Mar 19, 2020
Humphrizy:
Like father like son...if the girl via that last picture is Papilo's daughter then I will not be mistaken to call Kanu Nwankwo my father-in-law grin

*I laugh in Mystic Powers


That's his wife man.

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Education / Re: Archibong Bassey, UNICAL 19-Year-Old First Class Graduate Shares Success Story by Joystark(f): 8:18am On Mar 18, 2020
darfay:
Fork u and your first class, grin grin... Better enter street...







Na wa o.
Bitter human

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronavirus: EU's Borders Will Close For 30 Days From Noon Tomorrow by Joystark(f): 11:43pm On Mar 16, 2020
Nigeria is the place to be rn

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Romance / Re: How Fela Would Sound If He Was A Trap Musician by Joystark(f): 11:42pm On Mar 16, 2020
Art
Health / Re: Chinese Billionaire Jack Ma Donates Masks, Test Kits To All Countries In Africa by Joystark(f): 11:39pm On Mar 16, 2020
Well done my fellow billionaire.
That's how it's done.
Health / Re: Photo: Bumps On My Penis, Help Please by Joystark(f): 11:37pm On Mar 16, 2020
NL is definitely the home of signs and wonders.
Can't believe someone posted his eggplant online for diagnosis from well, who knows... grin
What a time to be alive cheesy

I'll just add mine. Looks like scabbies.
You could try Benzyl Benzoate, but I'm not sure it's okay to use it around that area.

Go to a clinic... or a pharmacy at the very least.
Webmasters / Re: How Nairaland Looked In The Past 2005 Photos by Joystark(f): 11:31pm On Mar 16, 2020
Not much has changed o
Health / Re: Australian Researchers Claim To Find Possible ‘cure’ For Coronavirus by Joystark(f): 11:30pm On Mar 16, 2020
Fingers crossed.
Hope for the best.
Celebrities / Re: Idris Elba Tests Positive For Coronavirus (video) by Joystark(f): 8:58pm On Mar 16, 2020
Ah No o

Please get well soon.
Please.

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Health / Re: Ghana Has 6 Confirmed Coronavirus Cases, President Bans Public Gatherings by Joystark(f): 10:09am On Mar 16, 2020
Jakumo:


Why thank you. I am yet to receive any royalty payment alerts from our Oga Seun, but I still haven't lost all hope of hearing from him.

Keep hope alive.
Hope you've sent him your account number tho?

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Health / Re: Ghana Has 6 Confirmed Coronavirus Cases, President Bans Public Gatherings by Joystark(f): 9:52am On Mar 16, 2020
Jakumo:


Typo. Looking for it.

Ok yes I did write the above paragraphs myself. I thought initially that you were pointing out a typographical error, which I make often.

You write well.

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Health / Re: Ghana Has 6 Confirmed Coronavirus Cases, President Bans Public Gatherings by Joystark(f): 9:47am On Mar 16, 2020
Jakumo:


It is highly likely that a minimum of 50% of all commercial airliners that deliver passengers into African airports from Europe or Asia, have also brought in carriers of the corona virus.

Thus far as of today March 16th 2020, however, there have been no publicized reports of DEATHS from corona virus infections throughout sub-Saharan Africa, despite the likely presence of corona virus carriers numbering in the hundreds, that are currently scattered throughout the West African sub-region. Unlike the wildfire speed of corona virus infection in Italy, Iran and Spain, for example, there simply have been NO reports THUS FAR, of wholesale infections occurring on the African continent.

The absence of widespread secondary (novel) corona virus infections in Nigeria and other Wet African nations, despite the likely presence of virus infected travelers from outside the country, suggests that the current seasonal hot weather in West Africa and South America, is most likely the primary disease transmission inhibitor responsible for drastically slowing down the onset of clinical symptoms in those who exported the virus infection to Africa, while also rendering the virus itself far less capable of secondary (novel) transmission, than is the case in European nations still experiencing cold winter weather, even with spring around the corner.




Definitely likely.

Did you write this?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Italian Town Buries Patients Every 30 Minutes by Joystark(f): 8:51am On Mar 16, 2020
And China just recorded the least number of cases yesterday.

Seems Europe has taken over.

R.I.P to the dead.
Health / Re: Ghana Has 6 Confirmed Coronavirus Cases, President Bans Public Gatherings by Joystark(f): 8:48am On Mar 16, 2020
I think say them say e no dey survive for Africa?
Celebrities / Re: Toolz Oniru Yanks Off Husband’s Name From Instagram by Joystark(f): 8:39am On Mar 16, 2020
2seconds everything don burst oh!
Romance / Re: Lady Propose To Her Man In A Shopping Mall, Got Rejected Publicly by Joystark(f): 8:38am On Mar 16, 2020
One minute, they say "woman up and shoot your shot".
The next, "So na she toast the guy? She's so cheap"

Abeg wetyn world pipo really want?
Celebrities / Re: Some Black Celebrities Who Never Seem To Age (Photos) by Joystark(f): 7:17am On Mar 16, 2020
They all look good.

Gabrielle Union and Pharrell Williams have some vampire shii going on. grin

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Politics / Re: Pipeline Explosion At Abule Ado Amuwo Odofin, Lagos (Video) by Joystark(f): 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2020
Damn.
This is sad.

Greedy criminals are the second problem of this Country. Both online and offline. They cause death and destruction everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: What Celebrities Wore To AMVCA 2020 Awards (photos) by Joystark(f): 8:05am On Mar 15, 2020
playtheblues:
byou really like men and don't seem to appreciate the ladies. Hope all is well dear.

If by "appreciate" you mean blindly support nonsense, no I don't.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Called Me A Glutton And Broke Up With Me by Joystark(f): 8:03am On Mar 15, 2020
franklingud:

What nonsense?

But am saying the truth.

That guy's been looking for an excuse to break up with her.

And food is such a flimsy excuse.

The guy leaving her is the least thing she should be worried about.

If you can fight in a party...
You should concentrate on becoming a better person. How can someone embarrass herself so?
Politics / Re: Let's Hand Nigeria Back To Whites Like Zimbabwe Is Handing Land Back To Whites by Joystark(f): 9:16pm On Mar 14, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

They are not better than us its just that they do what needs to be done. We prefer to make excuses and point fingers

Very annoying.
Career / Re: Penjamin Franklin: I Refused My Female Boss Sex & She Sacked Me by Joystark(f): 9:15pm On Mar 14, 2020
gypsey:
No, I would say the same if it was a woman.

wouldn't you want hear from the accused woman side of the story?



This story cannot be true anyway

It's probably true. Saw it on IG.
Romance / Re: 22-year-old Man Sued To Court After Death Of The Goat He Raped (video) by Joystark(f): 9:14pm On Mar 14, 2020
Randy100:
Joy, maka why now? I am just being sarcastic.

That Sarcasm is somehow hun.
Crime / Re: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by Joystark(f): 9:13pm On Mar 14, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
A gal at 18 who is still in secondary school should be ashamed of herself, and ensure to concentrate in her academics to leave secondary school. It does not make sense to me that a student in secondary school should date, or have sex. It's wrong. It's my opinion, I did not start dating in secondary school. Her parents should ensure they make life miserable for OP, so that in his next life, he will have sense. LIFE IMPRISONMENT!

Okay so, firstly the story is obviously not true.

Secondly, if it were, and the girl in question was over 18 and the relationship was CONSENSUAL... why punish the young man?
People date in high school everywhere. Some even go on to get married, some don't.

You don't use your personal experiences as a standard for every other person.

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