husbandsnatcha:
... Who is talking $ef? U shud know u are so inconsequential

Madam Consequential, keep up the good work.

I wonder how you pipo come here to make posts like this... then tap "submit".


Beats me.

CONFAMA:


That terrible?

Gossip

ehmmy11:
it's alright you can whisper it.. Nobody is watching

Aproko

There's nothing to say jor

I can't even say it out loud.

lol....

This one dey go market everyday.

Sha no go carry Coronavirus come back.

Ooiiinn! You're doing well.

For my next world, I must be man.

Damn.
Beautiful.

Na wa o.
Bad time to be a politician rn.

Damn.

I really like this.

Notyamate:
Ok let me go first.

There was this girl in my class during my predegree days. Anytime she's watching a movie she always mute the sound even when she's watching movies without subtitles. I asked her how she understands what the movie is about and she said she understands by their gesture/body language.

There was this other girl in my hostel with asthma. It's like she's got a death wish or something. The girl is always looking for what will trigger her. Na she go wan sweep the dusty surroundings, na she go wan fry plantain with red oil. One day she had an attack and we searched her bag for her inhaler, it was empty. Come see how we were running helter-skelter to get inhaler for her at 11pm. Thank God one guy got a spare she for die that night.

Over to you.

She was probably suicidal and y'all didn't notice.

Chinkos99:
[i]May God save this guy
How can he test positive four times
My fellow nairalanders
Today is my birthday
Show some love abeg
Airtime : O8118847515(glo)
Thank you[i][/i]
A nice birthday wish is still ok[/i]

You're very beautiful.
Happy Birthday dearie.
Welcome to your best year yet.

lol

This is the funniest thread I've seen all week.

Can't believe Padita Agu is up to 40.
Wow.

calabaman:


Send your courier guy if you are in Lagos.

And consider it done.

Ate hardcore tho... (Fresh afang + goat meat + semo) for breakfast.

I miss Afang soup.

calabaman:


C'mon fire
Let me go prep bfast and I will be back for you.

Please send mine when you're done.

calabaman:


^^^
Okay.

Good morning.. Hope you slept well?

And are well rested to look for my trouble today

Lol...
C'mon nau

calabaman:


So you invariably saying you want to rape a calabaman.

Chei.......iyammi o

Nah, I'm saying.. rape and Calabar shouldn't function in the same sentence.

calabaman:


Good or I would have gotten you arrested.

For what?

Ain't you a Calabar man?

Semperty:
lol. Check My profile na

Fine boy

Semperty:
search no more

I was never searching sha, but erm... show me what you got?

calabaman:


If you see my beards, u may rape me be that

I still get self control

Iceyjayz:
Do you ever have anything tangible to say before

Thank you

daniboy4545:
.....if you see what ...one million boys or awawa boys did in ebegda.....today was a war

Mtsheew.
The whole thing is disgraceful.

Two weeks and hoodlums are already on rampage.

Don't even know what to say.

Beards...
Beards...
Beards...

Na wa ooo

TarOrfeeek:
Your left arm is bigger than your right arm.

And we know why!

AFNJA

Lol...
Zero chill

nwakibe:
Na so my ex will be shouting when I know myself that I'm not doing much.

Lol.
Dude you've killed me.

Erediauwa:
Fireboy, Joeboy and Sarz are truly gifted...

Especially Fireboy, dude will go far and the rest they say is history.

Hahahahhaha.
You had to ruin his stupid thread.