Iceyjayz:
Did you later had sex with him

Honey I could reply you...
But your tenses are messed up, so I won't.

This crush is eternal.

I've felt this so I know.

Hard to crush on someone for this long.

Wtf...
4 deaths?

When did it go from 2 to 4?

Hmmmmmmm

Nlkay:

Why plagiarized articles?

Plagiarism free.
Means unique content.

SultanOfPuna:

You no fine sef..if them pay me to Bleep you.. I go just collect the money ghost u

Who be the "them" wey wan pay u?

No go hustle.

foleskay:

Lol. Yeye. Many of your types had said such before, but they eventually received my mandigo noni. I go soon reason ur matter

Okwu nkasi obi.

Men wey get am no dey make noise.

DeltaBachelor:
Hahaha, very very intelligent answer. TBH, the odds are slim. However, in as much as I place compatibility, love , affection and understanding above tribal, socio-cultural and religious affiliation, my reason is solely because I would like to "grow more" in my culture, viz-a-viz, language, ethnicity etc. But nonetheless, I believe a mate who is a soulmate can come from any tribe, country , background, race etc. That's just a preference. I believe God knows what's best for us as humans. I just want someone who is my missing rib- my ride or die. Dazzall .

P.s : There is nothing special about Delta women. We all are created with our own unique features. We are all beautiful in the sight of God. It's just a preference, cos I would like my kids to at least understand my culture and language. I didn't mean to belittle other tribes/states please. Sorry if that didn't come out well. My bad !!!!. I also must state that this doesn't mean I am perfect as well o. I am far from perfect. Na just say Wetin man dey lack, him go like complement am for him spouse, that's why. You dig ?


You still never tell me your age and state of origin o. Not that it matters though, I just feel it should be mutual, since you already know mine. Cheers !!!!

Check your mail.

All these children wey just write jamb no go gree person hear word.

foleskay:


Lol. Guess you're falling in love wth my face, cos don't know why u keep repeating the same line? Find another line pls. You're slow.

Hehehheheh...
I know that's your ernest prayer.
But I can't fall in love with pinocchio; no matter how much looking at him cracks me up.

foleskay:

Didinrin. You think body shaming a man will pain him. Ode nie. Now run along with your multicolor bleached monkey shaped face. Go show it your who ever is fucking you and suck his dick aswell.

E pain u.
If not you wouldn't resort to Slut-shaming.

I've been wondering why your face is like that and I have it now.... you are SEX STARVED.

Awwwn, sweety!
Did your right HAND suddenly break up with you? Cos I bet that's the only person that would be willing to touch you down there.

I'm getting some, you ain't.

Must suck to always engage in constant self abuse within the confines of your toilet.

Don't take it out on me...
It's not my fault you have no one to love you.
Pele eh.

DeltaBachelor:
lol. You took the time to go through my posts I guess. That's good to know. Anyways, I really can't say what exactly the issue is. Maybe it's because I am a bit scared to drop my personal details like my telephone numbers or my pictures. You would agree with me that most guys/ladies on this forum do have the mentality that the next person is either a playboy, a scam or a Runs girl. More so, since it is an anonymous forum. Everybody is trying to "play safe" and being careful. This is the dilemma I am facing. Anyways, I just have to tell you that I have no skeletons in my cupboard. However, I prefer a one-on-one discuss if you don't mind. We can exchange WhatsApp contacts via mail. My Email address is : deltabachelor@gmail.com . For now, just know that I am 34 yrs, from Agbor in Delta state , born and bred in Lagos. Sorry for the lengthy post. I just had to clear the air. Cheers !!!!

Ps : What's your age and state of origin ?

Makes sense.

BUT

I'm not from Aniocha.
That overrules everything.

What's so special about Ladies from Delta tho?
In fact, you went on to mention specific towns...
Shocking.
What are the odds, you'd find a tall 20something year old from Aniocha and she'd be WILLING to date you?

Nlkay:

There's nothing wrong in watching it. I think the both of them are yet to be true to themselves in the art of love making. It's more in his hands. You can't be wanting to marry someone and pretend to Sex her differently from the way you like it done. Be the beast you're at it with whoever it is. Your love will come naturally. I like d your comment Joystark

Yeah...
True.

Thank you.

franugo:


No mind d guy...probably all these extra religious kinds

Probably

foleskay:

Isn't it surprising how low life bitches always think high of themselves. Oponu

I see you ma nigga...the real embodiment of "high life"

See your lips like N100 kpomo.

What's with the bloated long face?
All the organs on your face look like you never grew into them. They're just too big for your long head.

Malnutrition I guess.

Please look for something and eat.

DeltaBachelor:
lol. Very funny. I deal with with Rocket -Propelled Grenades (RPG's) though. And I must warn you, once I shoot , I don't like missing. Cos even if I fail to hit the target, the after affect is felt everywhere. So can I still shoot ?. LMAO

You've been searching for a mate since last year.
Something isn't adding up.

divineappo:
hi how are u

do u av movies in a hard drive, or flash drive

Nah. Just Netflix

foleskay:

Seems you also enjoy watching it.

Funny how ugly people always have the most confidence.

ElasticStone:


I doubt. Some people are too ugly to be decendants of fallen angels

Mmmm...
Sounds like experience talking.

Iyiataata92:
He ''masturbates for a living''?
As in he masturbates and people pay him?
What a noble profession!!!

Lol...
I laugh in Spanish.

Agboriotejoye:

Adam and Eve's children slept with fallen angels

So we came from Fallen Angels?

Ha..
Again?

This is soo embarrassing.

HMarshal:


It doesn't /suldnt make any lady less of anything .it's not even a flaw

My thoughts exactly.

stormborn28:




kerry57: 4:33pm
Woman and dick wahala. If big, na problem, small na still problem. I dey always tell guys that u cant satisfy a woman, u just try to be happy with urself. U cant never fill the vagina of any woman with sperm except u want to die on top. Stay safe.

Usually, it's guys with pint sized eggplants who sound like this.

In my dialect, it's called "okwu nkasi obi".

Na joke o

Iceyjays:
True

Guestlander:


You have said it all.

Lol...
I didn't say a word.

Some of those tweets are funny.

Ion see how liking sex makes someone less of a wife material.
It only means you'll get some everytime.

Na only una knw wetyn una want sha

*Cousin OP

It definitely started while he was still living with them.

I'd say talk to him, but that would be one heck of an embarrassing talk to have.

Besides, apart from the birth defects, how do we really know is wrong to do that, I mean, God created ONLY Adam and Eve.
How did we all get here?

Just wondering.

Nooil:


Otu not utu is vagina

Can't believe I mixed that up.

Ussycool:


Aunty ah beg say something. Tell us ur mind.

I no get mind.