GreenDee:
please hw did this reach front page?? you are fine sha. safe journey.

Lol...
Oh no,
Please don't.

Ah
Mad oh

God go help this Country with the kind leadership we dey get.

African leaders would rather die there than step aside and let capable people take over.

But the wardrobe big fa.

Woos:
Earlier today I begged Nairalanders for 2000 Naira and around 6pm today I got alert of 1000 Naira each from two different from people who didn't know me from no where, they have never met me, they have never spoken to me before, I didn't do any work for them, they were not owing me.
Lord God answer this prayer that is coming from my heart tonight bless those two people abundantly, forgive whichever sins they might have committed, whatever they have been asking from you heavenly father please grant unto them, don't let them lack or hungry in their entire life, no evil shall befall them and their families in Jesus name, they will never beg for bread, their cups shall overflow, you will not die untimely, money will never be your problem in life from today, sickness will not know you and those who you love, no weapon formed against you shall prosper in Jesus name.
The money meant a lot to me and some other people. I can't thank you enough, may heavenly Lord bless you abundantly throughout your entire life. May he bless me too so I can help anonymous people. This really touched me.

Awwn.

May God bless the people that helped you.

And this is your problem at the moment?

For something both parties enjoy, I wonder why men think they score points when a woman sleeps with them.

I mean, she enjoyed it too.
How are you sure she didn't even use you sef?
Nonsense.

Y'all should really stop spreading panic.

bigiyaro:
imagine if the idiot that carried the virus to Italy or Spain had died in China or wherever they carried it from.

How would you be thanking God about someone's misfortune?

bigiyaro:
thank God she did not come back.

Na wa o.
So heartless.

May her soul RIP.

Imperare:

Nigeria is not a zoo where the strongest animals prey on the weaker ones.
Think about this, an innocent you finds yourself alone with a lion in the forest, shebi the lion will greet you and welcome you? I think you already know what the lion would do. Now Ask yourself, Why would some Nigerians act/think like wild animals?

So snakes are "weaker animals" abi?

E be like you never see who snake bite.

Imperare:
But why did you kill the snake? What are you even doing in uniben after you were asked to go home.?
Wrong place at the wrong time

What is it with you people forming animal rights' activists up and down sef.
Why did he kill the snake, really?
He should have brought it to you to nurture.

Let the wise ones come n answer.

emerich:
Child abuse

Lol...
Why?

Looks like fake news to me.

No source?

Lostz:

at least we will be alive to takeover from them.

na senate I dea eye but I fit manage house Sha

Anyway, if person one no spoil,
another person own no go better.

Lostz:


Our politicians are the at risk elderly. Most are already in poor state of health.

Power is about to move closer to the younger generation.

This Mr Corona may end up staying years, and you know what will happen?

Shouldn't be this way too.
Young people are at risk also.
Nobody knows the extent of the damage ir could do to one's organs, even after recovery.

Lostz:
inec should prepare for new election

Lol.
Nairaland.
It's not a death sentence na.

Sunofgod:
Lol....the cabal don get am!

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Dude common!

This cracked me up.

dollytino4real:
ok, u got my comment. let here go to any uncircumcised fulani man to open it well for free passage

Hahahahhahahahaha

I'm dead

Omoh89:
Something like this happened to my younger brother they sold face iPhone for him after collecting 70k...but as a sharp guy wey I be i trace the fools got them arrested with army they paid 105k back.
Funny thing is it happen on this same jiji

How did you find them?

osamz007:
Lol, Vaseline crew ,


The number of child births by November/December , only God

Na to replace those wey don die na.

Aieboocaar:
Cc: Joystark
Did you say you were travelling again?? .... Here's some extra-curricular activity to keep you busy while you "self-isolate"

This right here, is why people shouldn't self isolate.... alone

edoairways:

You call me devil .

No na, it's just a saying.

You're an angel.

Aieboocaar:


Trust me i been flying that shvt since I was in primary 3

No wonder

edoairways:

Really!

Oh shit.
Talk of the devil

True talk

Soap go finish.

Aieboocaar:


Looool... kindly book tickets for two. . Let me know the Departure date so I'll meet up with you at the airport broompot

How am I sure you can fly?
I don't want anybody to slow me down.

blowjohn:


Hmm.
E get the way person go cough or complain about fever inside bus u go begin fear o.
Better safe than sorry

Na why I dey consider Edo Airways

Angelfrost:


He is not wrong... Close quarters must be minimized or totally avoided, especially in the midst of strangers.

If unavoidable, have a clean handkerchief or face mask on at the ready... Once someone starts coughing or sneezing, seal up your air spaces instantly.

Ofcourse I'm not going anywhere.

xrayj:

No where is safe

I know right