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KingAzubuike:
We that use Vaseline nko. Hope its safe.

No it's not. Vaseline contains a certain chemical that can obliterate your tool.

Kylekent59:
1. Would goes with desire

I would love to, I would like to, I would want him to

2.For politeness.( formal)


Would you mind telling me where I can get to the nearest police station?


Would you do me a favour

3. To preserve the future.


I would buy bread if she bought butter.

I would call her if she texted me.

4. For imagination.

Use would for imagination or for wishes

I would be a superstar when I grow up.( you ain't a super star yet, but you are preserving the future)


5. Use would for opinions or result or emphasis.



She would look good in that pink dress.


Giving her a flower would make her happy.

6. When you are not sure of something, use "Would"

I think she would be at home by this time. ( you are just 30% sure but will makes it 100%sure)


When someone refuses to do something or refutes something, use "Would"

She wouldn't want to say her name.

He wouldn't like his name to be known.

He wouldn't want to pass the ball to me.

He wouldn't want to talk to me.

Finally, when talking about a past tense use "would"

She said that she would call me.

I told you I would go back to the library yesterday.



Use "will" for promises, possibilities and eagerness.

I will come to your house tomorrow ( Very sure)

I will let him go if you do me a favour.

It will rain very soon. ( the cloud is dark, thi is 100% )

Could is the past tense of can.

I couldn't find her book yesterday.


for possibilities in the past.

I could run swim when I was 10 years old.



For polite request.


Could you cut out the paper for me?



Can is the present tense.

For ability

I can do it


I can take her home

For informal request

Can you call her for me?


Can I ask a question? ( May seems to be the best here )

May I ask a question?




Don't forget we have two types of English.

The US and the UK.

US example : The police is your friend

UK example: The police are your friend.


But the better way to say it should be:


The policeman is out side

The policemen are outside.

Damn man!
You took your time with this one.
You would make a fine teacher.

ayusco85:
It's not your business what he does with his time. He keeps no one an explanation.
This thread is rubbish, they just hugged and exchanged some words at a very close distance..

Ha. Uninvited tombo fly.

I didn't quote you o. Did he appoint you as his spokesperson?
The person I was talking to replied and we are cool.
And why do you think I care about what two grown ups do with their lips?

ubunja:
so shut up

You know zero about pussy.

I know enough to tell how much of an uncouth human you are.

ubunja:
so shut up

You know zero about pussy.

I know enough to tell how much of an uncouth human you are.

ubunja:
have you ever bleeped an older beautiful woman before?

I prefer men, thank you.

meobizy:
Dey there, na.

Hope you get paid Sha.
Your eyes can't get Pained for nothing bruv.

Chisos!


Why would they even use real bullets?

meobizy:
These fake bloggers will not kill us.
If the story is true then where are the other angles?
I watch this show a full twenty hours of the housemates being awake.
I can swear with everything I have that no such kiss happened.

You sit... In front of a television, for 20 hours?
Are you an analyst for the show or something?

crackhouse:
Giant man without sense.

You with all your sense, how far?

ubunja:
A pretty lady that old still unmaried. Don't even wanna know the number of men she's bleeped. That pussy gotta be a borehole.

Spit!!
Anu ofia!

Hintona:
When you are in the middle of sex
or maybe when you are in ur middle age and you have a sex i.e you are not cisexual

Nnem innukwa!

Just wow.

Lol. Are you running from the Hefbeehigh?

[quote author=simplified123 post=80092266][/quote]I guess you're having a mental breakdown.

zolacoded:
You sef dey here

My broda I dey o

femi4:
gbeborun

Thank God for the internet.

Omo this one mad o. E swallow motor sef...

obiekunie2:
THAT HONDA ACCORD GO SOON LAND NAIJA AS CLEAN NON-ACCIDENT DIRECT TOKUMBO!


ONE WEEK AFTER BUYING, YOU WILL START SLEEPING AT MECHANIC GARAGE!

Chukwudi, is that you?

Avedonn:
Please you guys should give this guy a break.
People are taking this thing too far. He isn't the first man to lay a hand on woman. When Dino abused his wife why people didn't go after him?

I begin to sense jealousy out this whole thing cos the guy became a senator at a very young age while his mates are busy engaging in internet fraud.

Even Donald Trump was known to have mishandle some women sexually and Americans didn't go after him like this in as much as they are more sophisticated democratically.

Whenever Nigerians want to over do things that's how they do it. Last two weeks they bored the hell out of us with those rape cases, last week was Buhari's Ruga of a thing and now this week this Senator's case.

I'm sure next week would be Buhari's ministerial nominees.

People are just looking for someone's misfortune to vent their anger on.

Evil thrive when good men do nothing.

Hurray!!! Only positive comments.

This wedding is officially endorsed by Nairaland.

Another stupid thread.

Officialgarri:
Father to a fàg. How disgraceful

Very soon, your secret will be in the open

Ha! Abeg open the secret now o. We need fresh gist. BBN, Slapping Senator, COZA and RUGA dan tire us fa!

bikerboy1:
I dey tell you.
These guys can lead someone straight to depression with possible suicide attempts .

Imagine tell her....

Her face looks like Donald Trump's ass

So many insensitive people

iSpread:
Who is this one again. Is it your suicide?

'I don't care', bu onye ona eme tu berela mbu!

Bamz:
Yes

Recite Amy Winehouse's 'Back to Black' 3 times at 1am with olive branches around your waist, iyanu ma sele fast fast

I did it o.
It didn't work aburo mi.

okoroemeka:
what makes it foolish, behind the cute cuddley facade women are really strong to put up with such a monthly biological upheaval,I remembered a weekend I spent with my girl and the wahalla started,it was so serious we have to use Pampers and things I cannot even start to explain to stem the tide,since that day my perspective about women changed.

Which is this is a foolish thread. We are on the same page, sir.

Lol.
The shorts Sha.

Chai.
DIY gone wrong.

The 10th car isn't so bad.

Not guilty for wetyn everybody dan see for video.

True love ooo