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One must say, though, that oyi is a good title for Mr Ibori.

hiremyminivan:
Lots of guys do China to Nigeria here https://www.nairaland.com/techmarket

Will not recommend anyone

Do your due diligence and work with the one you fancy

Thank you.

hiremyminivan:
The stuff is in China right? And is headed for Nigeria?

Yes

Maromark:
Pls sorry for reply late. I can understand you, my brother that's what I eat with. you can call me by Monday or any time to meet me at our office. Thanks

Ok. I will give you a call. Maybe if our discussion goes well, I can try you guys with something small for a start.

hiremyminivan:
Nigeria is something else.

If you want to kill yourself by yourself use UPS, DHL or FEDEX

A big no no for SMEs

Leave those guys for the MNEs

A word is enough for the wise, before you have to spend the same amount you spent purchasing the product if not more to clear the consignment, and then you will realize that you just got yourself between the Devil and the deep blue sea, and it was all your fault

Lol. Thanks for the heads up. I guess I will try Maromark or someone like him.

Maromark:
You can drop it with one of our partners in China. they will ship it to Nigeria. check my signature and call or send me an email. cheers

That's what I need. But I can't seem to find any reviews for you guys online. It's difficult to trust folks from the Internet around here these days. So is there any way I can verify that you guys are "genuine"?

Maromark:
ups is more expensive. I can help u with that. just contact me signature details.

So which is cheaper? And what can you help me with - UPS?

Seller (in China) says he has sent the same item to other countries through UPS. He says there were no custom charges. Product has no EN71 - will SON seize it?

bishopkay:
While I may not be able to give you a definite answer on that, one thing I know for sure is Edo has one of the most diverse wildlife population in Nigeria

Buffalos are rare in Edo forests too. But thing is, this man did not break any law. What we need is laws to protect our wildlife.

ISpiksDaTroof:
So, basically this article just showed us that Nigerian Police does not have Homicide Detectives or Forensics experts.

What a shame.

The article SHOWED nothing. Yes, our police have no forensics.

jjblue:
I thought I will see youths brainstorming on the solutions to autism but 'No'. Pray hard so that your family members will not have a victim of autism. It's a challenge just like sickle cell anaemia.

I read extensively on autism a couple of months ago. I don't have time to share most of what I learned. But for awareness sake, I want any body that cares to know should research and confirm the following:

1. The best and well researched Milk in the world is CAMELS' MILK.

2. Recent researches have shown that CAMELS MILK is potent to knock off many diseases, No1 among them is AUTISM.

3. CAMELS are hardy animals of the desert or semi- arid vegetation. They built stronger immune system for survivability in harsher conditions.

4. Taking CAMELS MILK enhanced humane immune system to fight against invading diseases.

5. Many Europeans researchers affirmed the potency of of CAMELS MILK.

6. Europeans and now US have been importing CAMELS MILK ( Worthy to note is CAMELS MILK have endurance, it doesn't spoil easily compared to Cow, Goat milk etc.)

7. Few American Farmers have resorted to setting up ranches and importing life CAMELS.
So many things to know about CAMELS products for health benefit.
8. In Nigeria, it can be sourced from the northern States like Borno ,Yobe , Jigawa & Sokoto.

Autism a "disease"? Anyway, where can I buy camel milk?

sleepyeyez:
Seems like ur autistic too

Autism is a developmental disorder; it's not a derangement or stupidity.

Benita27:
Kids from rich parents are usually autistic. It's a medical condition, tho in this part of the world a lot is associated to it. And very expensive to take care of. I once worked in a private primary school for very rich parents and I can tell you that a small fraction of the kids in the school were autistic. Their parents are never happy.

You got it all wrong.

MrEgbegbe:
That guy is not autistic
He's mentally stable
If he's autistic then what is Kemi Olunloyo ??

Please read up on autism. You're welcome.

coolebux:
Considering that our country is synonymous with strange and funny stories
The cub might decide to surprise us one morning

That is what I am thinking. Thank God we don't live anywhere near Ogbe.

igwegeorgiano:
i am not and will never be one. the fact that i have the clip does not make me a blackmailer. i will not blackmail anyone not even for all the money in d world. if you re one, i am not and will never be. i will however appreciate it if you are objective in your opinion. thanks

But you accepted 2000 euros. Yeah, you're not a blackmailer!

DLondonboiy:
Even God cannot understand women...

Why did you leave your ex? Why not kukuma stay with him? No? You want to have your cake and eat it?

as for the barber, I have nothing to say to you!
Outta all the girls in the whole Nigeria, come to NL and see girls, u chose d one selling agbo..
what did u expect from lowlives?

So how did you know girls on NL don't sell agbo or that girls that sell agbo don't come to NL?

Funlordmaniac:
Chai! My premier league games? My cartoon network? My cnn? My channels? My mtv? My movie channels? Never! And leave me stuck with pre historic NTA?

Abeg drive mtn and shoprite but leave DSTV!

Well, they can remove DSTV and Shoprite, but not my MTN!

But how can we trust you? Lot of unpure "pure" honey being sold around these days.

jerryunit48:
Nigerian lawyers should stop wearing this thing it looks awkward

As in ehn?! The way we carry some of these colonial relics on our heads!

So back to the kweshun. What is today for? Help a brother understand.

fergieboy:
Somewhere, someplace, Right now, my future WIFE is planning Valentine with one idiot. There is God.

Take heart

wristbangle:
So how does he want the shape of the kpetus to be like?

This one beats me. A partner who is bad in bed would be a problem for anyone who sex means a lot to. But "shape"? This is a new one!

"DESIRED QUALITIES
– Candidate must not be called Linus, Sunday, Theo, Donatus, Silas, Okon, Monday, Musa, Emeka, Ogidiga, or Oghene.
– Must not chew food like a screenmuncher.
– Must not be an old skool man.
– Must not be a mummy’s boy.
– Can be Yoruba, but not demon.
– Gigolos, bodycount collectors, and serial heartbreakers will be rebuked, shot, cast and destroyed."

Hahahahaha. I think I will go on this date with this girl.

Divay22:
The day you set aside to love the ones close to your heart,or yourself

So I can just love away at myself that day. Than you.

sisisioge:
Hey cheapie, don't beat yourself too hard. Guy is gonna wait till the babe gathers enough money to go holidaying in Vegas(on her own tab o), then he zooms in. Proposes over a cup of beer, tickle her toes until butterflies take residence on her belly, then convince her to walk into the next chapel with him. hmmmmmm, his transport fare and wedding license fee would have tipped the budget!

Maybe not that style... Maybe this:

Guy would knock her up first, then pretend as if he's not interested. This will make all her peeps send in delegates to him and his family begging him to Biko save them from the impending shame. He of course will key in on the situation by giving his condition : he ain't buying unless dowry is accepted at 5k, the food and drink is on the bride's family while he spends the remaining 15 k on other contingencies. don't worry, the bride is gonna be wearing one of her Sunday best!


Maybe not that... Maybe this:

Guy is gonna take Ishilove, his love , on a travel in time. He would take her to 1969,there was boom then. Everything was cheap. He's gonna treat her to a beautiful wedding in a beautiful garden with her wearing the most beautiful dress ever! Her tiara is gonna be fit for a real queen. She's gonna have all she wants in her dream wedding whether big or small, just the way she wants it. There will be budget surplus sef. Guy will give her the change to do as she pleases with Afterwards, they would arrive back here in 2017 as Mr and Mrs Hungerbad. Chai! I think she's gonna insist on a change of name

Alright, enough of the fun. Guy is a joker!

Blood of goat! You should go for the creativity award 2017. I'm sure even the hungryman, sorry, Hungerbad, doesn't have these templates. I particularly like proposing over Goldberg or stout. That will be a winner any day!

RALPHOW:
The lecturer just destroy the image of his school, he should be sacked, may be he is eyeing a baby and want to oppress,
However guys should know when to be a man, and refuse such humiliating state.
Anyway a whole banker kneel down before Fayose (very disgraceful).
ANYWAY UNIMAID IS AN ADVANCED SECONDARY SCHOOL, SUCH CAN NOT HAPPEN IN UI OR UNILAG.

Right.

EniHolar:
I better kneel down than carry the course over. What's there? Does it kill? Do you know what the guy has done? Someone will soon say no matter what he did, he shouldn't be asked to kneel down.

Let's create a disciplined society.

It is a shame people are liking this post.

HungerBAD:
Our wedding is simple.

Not spending more than 20k for both the wedding and entertainment.

Jeez! Send me the template, abeg. Give help to a brother.

Silentscreamer:
And u couldn't search it on google?

Sweet, ever heard the Nigerian proverb that when an animal is itching it goes to a tree, but when a man is itching he does to a fellow man?

JeffreyJamez:
The only day you're allowed to be foolish because of love.

Otio. I thought that was a given. You mean I risk becoming even more foolish that day?

So I have been wondering because I am not understanding. Please help a brother understand. What exactly is Valentine's day for?