₦airaland Forum

blessedvisky:
Gid help you not to fall into the hands of a cultist, rapist, kidnapper, ritualist, and the likes.

Yeye dey smell

So they now use people for rituals inside Ozone cinemas. We learn every day.

Naijaboiy1:
[color=#1980BC]He must know your parents first before he asks you to marry him?[/color]

What's wrong with that? Look, different things work for different people. Even the whites you people are imitating, some of them still meet the parents first.

prettythicksme:
Cc:my boo coman read this sensible post.

It's not very sensible if he does it like it. I mean, while I buy his good intentions, a pregnant woman needs exercise and ought to be allowed to work.

Kalatium:
Questions
#1 If Jesus was not born of a Virgin birth, Did you mean that Joseph and Mary had intercourse to give birth to Jesus?
#2 If Jesus did not descent from David, which family line did he come from?
#3 If Jesus preexistence is false, why was he exalted among other Jews, why was he called the son of God or and second person of the trinity?
#4 If Jesus never performed miracles, why do early Christians recorded that Jesus perform miracles and even his disciples?
#5 If the account that we have in the gospels are unreliable which is other account of Jesus Life is accurate?
#6 If Jesus did not resurrect from the dead, why was his body missing? If you say the body was stolen where was it kept or buried that his body was not found?

I need answers to the above questions.

Do you know what they call "complex question" in philosophy?

Kalatium:
There are even extra biblical sources that talked about Jesus Christ like the accounts of Josephus.

Oh, not that one!

naijagobetter:
sensational heading op. Some people self na wa ooo....

Eeehn! "Soldiers take over Lagos." I even looked outside my window thinking I would spot some.

Fantastic news!

pcguru1:
This is not feminism, its two adults taking responsibility, I clean the house for my younger brothers because they are lazy and wash the dishes and do the whole scrubbing of bathroom and parlour, first we are all boys and I am someone who hates to depend on people to do things after asking twice coupled with the fact that I went to Navy boarding school and all this were compulsory. So really doing in it in my house hold won't be a big deal.

Feminism considers empowerment of women-hood and opportunities to those who aren't given any prob due to traditional values or culture. e.g Women should not go to school, women must be housewives, women shouldn't work, women shouldn't be drafted into the army. This is just civic adult responsibilities.

Spot on.

sisisioge:
Hmmmm, the man no notice this behavior while courting her ba? Well, he should try to develop long temper too. That's the only way they can last.


_{Whew! Can't deal man.}

I wonder o! There's no way I'm walking on eggshells around someone in my home. Nobody, man or woman, should have to go through that.

sagitariusbaby:
There is no time I said I won't marry her, people say love grows with time and I believe that. What I am saying is if I should work more on her to change some of these things that I am not cool with b4 the marriage or probably call it quit if there is no possibility changes

Calling it quits = not marrying her, right? So that is one of the options you're considering. Yes, you can work on changing some things about her - like communicating better with you and participating in decision-making. Some things, you can't - like making her a party girl. There isn't much wrong with her - you know that. The real problem is she just isn't your dream woman. Reality. Like I said, I can relate with this, although I would have tried to avoid starting anything serious with her or taking things very far when faced with this situation. But you started it and went in, possibly because you just needed the money given the situation you were facing. And now you have a situation on your hands.

All the best from a fellow Saggitarian.

omega25red:
you have been watching empire abi

tell your friend to date who she wants and tell him what his brother said.

Lol. Have they started the new season?

There are two things. Whether anything is wrong with the lady. What you want. There is nothing wrong with her. Age, introversion, etc, are nonsense. They are not all that important. At least, there is nothing you can't sort out - "Baby, you know, it'd really be great if you contribute your ideas more to issues in this relationship." But, unfortunately, she isn't what you want. This is something I can relate with since the women I have wanted most are not necessarily the ones with the best characters. You have wronged her by eating her money knowing she isn't your "type". Unfortunately, that is common these days, as most people around here have no values, morals or self-respect.

What you should do? Only you can decide that. But one sure thing is to call it quits with her and stop wasting her time. If she's prone to drama she may go naked at midnight and lay curses on you for eating her six digits and wasting her time. I don't know whether such things work or not, but you have to countenance the possibility; after all, you may have drawn the rain with your own hands. Or you can take another good look at her, think of what attracted you to her, focus on her good qualities and marry her. Seeing how selfish you are, I know you're likely to choose the first option.

Good luck.

Islie:
http://punchng.com/efcc-files-30-charges-justice-ajumogobia-san/

Good that they're fixing the prosecution end of things because we've bungled that in the past.

Onegai:
At this point in time, almost no-one I know actually believes in Love. Because we've misunderstood it and twisted it to an unrecognizable feature. There's so much I wanna talk about, but I'll start with this one: Playing your cards right.

Last week, I created a thread, asking why Nice girls finished last. I got a lot of feedback, in particular from guys, who kept advising my girl to "be herself". I wondered about it and came to a realization:

MOST OF THE FAILING RELATIONSHIPS YOU SEE, THE REALLY BITTER ONES WHICH HURT YOU A LOT, AT SOME POINT, THE PEOPLE IN THEM PLAYED THEIR CARDS RIGHT

Playing your cards right is another way of saying Manipulation. Hence we tell girls, if you play your cards right (bleep often, be nice, be friendly, cook), that man will marry you. And it works. We tell guys "spend, don't call her too often, be in charge, trip her" and it again, works.
So why's the divorce rate going up, since we've all become sooooo smart?

You see, it's easy to behave like wife and husband material. The problem is that playing cards is a euphemism for games, and all games MUST end at one point. So the couple begin to see the truth of each other. And kasala go she le.
I know at least 3 marriages in which I can confirm the ladies played their cards right and got the guys. One, 6 months in, she was in Hell She's still there. The other, it took 2 years for her to realise she married a very laid-back, strongly yoruba guy (and she's not yoruba and she doesn't compromise). Small action film dey, but luckily, her husband's too close to his family to cheat. The 3rd, well, no-one likes accidentally going to visit the couple for long visits, his wife makes the word "rude" come alive.
For guys, you charm the girl, then once you get her, settle into your real character. Same thing happened to my babe. God help her if she had married that dude in the first 6 months, she's seeing his character now and it's upto her to decide whether she can live with what she sees (it takes 6 months of live-seeing to start seeing the truth, which is why I don't like online dating). So then, the ladies begin to complain: you're too careless with your words, you don't give me enough attention. But imagine if they had both played their cards right and married in the first 6 months of seeing in person. So you see the best marriages nowadays belong to those whom dated from Uni or earlier, where they didn't know how to hide. They still have problems, but they rarely pack up. Because both parties in it are like our parents, i.e they've been together for long, they don see finish, na wetin you wan use surprise anyone.
Playing your cards right is selling your market. But it should come with a tag: Buyer Beware, Goods sold may be different from what is Priced.

Brilliant. This ought to be obvious, but for some reason it's not. Once you go textbook and play GAMES, you're erecting a castle in quicksand. Being yourself and letting the other person like you or leave you like that is the least you can do if you're thinking of a permanent relationship.

Jenny1010:
you are right

Yeah. Nobody is a complete package. Once you identify what is important to you, you go for that where you identify it.

Jenny1010:
you find a handsome one, his brain is empty.

you find a brilliant one, he look too serious .

you find a rich one, he is disrespectful.

you find hard working one, he never has time for you.

you find a serious one, he is a mess in bed[i][/i]

you find a humble one, his broke.

you find a responsible one, his not romantic.

you find an educated one , he feels his always right.

you find an illiterate one, he always get angry when you correct him.

you find a smart one, he lies every time.




Now you see why am still single... Nigerian men need serious deliverance.

Lol. Maybe you should focus one something important to you, find someone who is that thing, then try to work on his other areas of weakness. If he is fond of you, he will be willing to, at least, try to make changes for you. I mean, if he's fond of you he is not going to want to see you hurt and that can be the motivation he needs.

But trust me, finding a wife is harder. You meet women every day, but very rarely do you find one who combines the traits you want.

Damilolababy:
Can a woman rape a man? If yes, will he be able to talk about it? Can a man be aroused against his will? Can his arousal be interpreted as consent? What do you think? Please post your comments

Hell, no. If the man's life is put under danger his arousal cannot be interpreted as consent. The element of threat incontrovertibly rules out consent. Thank you.

LorDBolton:
For a full month, i had been using the "bad boy" scope to woo a particular churchie babe cos well usually naiive, churchie girls tend to have soft spots for "lost souls".


Surprisingly it didn't work, so I decided to use the "seeking God / new convert" scope and followed her to her church she was just so prayerful, speaking-in-tongues, worship filled et al I even pondered waving the white flag and moving on.

Anyway we got chatty and I asked if she would mind us hanging out after the next service, branch at the market n get stuff for some dish...she obliged.

After service we did just that whilst at her place we got into an argument over something the pastor said thus to settle It I asked her to check the bible verse the pastor used as reference.

Guess what boys? She didn't know where in the bible jeremiah is! she just opened the "table of contents" I was stunned! But I kept quiet

Even me that's an atheist remembers (from my childhood days) where to open when searching for the book of jeremiah.

So this babe had been fooling me? Lmao no probz.

Anyway since I knew her type I immediately switched to the "I need you/i need love/ i'm afraid of heartbreak" technique on her.

Guys better be observant these birds have learnt to fly without perching, so you gotta learn to shoot without missing.


Judge a book by its cover and end up coming to NL to complain

Your post is hilarious.

Gift101:
So the situation whereby a family has brainliant children but none of them has ever graduated from the university is Genetic right ?

See, I love the word you have coined, brainliant! I can pay you for this word. In fact, this is how the word ought to be spelt!

Pheals:
the way we all think is different, the way she has her view is different... can you please free her

or what?

These are very Nigerian responses. I doubt anyone will listen to you here.

demolinka:
I dey tell una say when Buhari finish with this country, people go dey sleep embassy to collect Nigerian visa. Small time now we go dey price 2 bag of rice #1500.

PMB WE ARE WITH YOU!

You want to run our farmers out of business? You should try farming for one year and see.

kcnwaigbo:
Confronted with which evidence? The CJN never made any of such statement. They should bring on the trial already. Enough of the media trial. BTW I thought these Judges were under investigation for bribery, I didn't see anything like that on the charge sheet

You bring charges only for those things you can prove in court. The important thing is taking a crook off the streets. Remember Al Capone? After all his killings, he was jailed for tax evasion.

Ishilove:
Then I noticed he wasn’t really talking to me, he was talking to my breasts. My fallen, lazy twin girls…bhet why?

Then I remembered Mama Samira’s dilemma. So I coughed loudly to get his eyes up.

‘You have a cough too?’ The silly doctor asked.

Classico!

VickyRotex:
Our Nigeria Vladmir Putin


God Bless and Strengthen you guys!


PS: But I read Putin denied saying that though.

That statement was first made in the Indian subcontinent. Can't recall if it was an Indian or a Pakistani general.

mrking3:
not fake bro!!! You don't use fake bank notes for Harvest... that man is too big to down grade himself in using fake notes to pose. I was there few months ago during the fund raising for this harvest. He donated 20 million Naira. He's the Richest in that church.

Great. He will be the first in heaven. Angel Michael is busy recording all those money for him.

porshuch:
Hiv


They should f$#k with condoms , so as to reduce their viral load.
According to research, 99.5% gays are HIv positive

Holy Zephaniah! Where do you get your stats from?

fergie001:
Because they value the flowers,abi? My dear,leave this matter.I have taught in schools for years and I know this your proposition will not work in most parts of this country.Corporal Punishment cannot be ditched in this society,Fact
I have still known some Nigerians that watered flowers abroad,came and stole us blind(names withheld,but Nigerians know them)
Its extremes,fine,can be checked thoroughly....but u cannot write out its need in Nigeria and Africa

*smile*
No. Because they value their play. I'm not sure why this concept of punishment is hard for you to understand.

APCHaram:
And what is wrong supporting Trump candidacy over that sociopath witch clinton?

Please show me where I remotely implied there is anything right or wrong with supporting Trump or anyone over a witch or anyone.

APCHaram:
The western MSM outlets like BBC are scared to death of of Trump win.

They are now trying to demonise those of us who are totally against Clinton.

No one is demonising anyone. The statement attributed to Omokri above is true. I heard him utter those words with my own ears.