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Business › Re: Foreign Loan: Why Can't CBN Print The $5.5bn Instead Of Borrowing? by JuanDeDios: 9:23am On Oct 11, 2017
thesicilian:
Somehow makes sense.
It doesn't.
Politics › Re: Ibe Kachikwu Shakes Baru At The Nigerian Economic Summit, Earlier Today by JuanDeDios: 9:44pm On Oct 10, 2017
omenka:
All these don't mean nothing to me. They are just for the purposes of optics.

As long as the underlying issues behind that letter remain unresolved, it would only be a matter of time before shiit blows in their faces yet again.
There won't be any shit. When Amaechi complained about Sidika, what happened? There've been others. Just another "scandal" swept under the carpet in Nigeria's Augean stable. Kachikwu ought to have resigned once Baru went to Aso Rock and subsequently asked a junior to respond to Kachikwu. Na dem know, abeg.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reverend Father And Sisters Drinking Beer (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:13pm On Oct 03, 2017
frosbel2:
They pretend to be holy but commit some of the most gross acts of sexual deviance
Where you see sexual deviance now?
Politics › Re: Why Cost Of Foodstuffs Is High - Lai Mohammed by JuanDeDios: 8:01pm On Oct 03, 2017
Afam4eva:
JESU CHRISTI shocked

This guy has taken his lies to a whole different level.
You doubt the role of export demand and dearth of infrastructure in Nigeria's high food prices?
Travel › Re: Soldier Beats Driver In Lagos BRT Driving Booth (Pics) by JuanDeDios: 10:33am On Oct 01, 2017
Dagovernor04:
Stop saying what u don't know... They were 2 soldiers that day one wasnt on uniform while the other was... What could have bin done was done there just that the emergency door was opened by that engineer and as soon as they saw the door opened, they ran out...
Stop being antsy. I only asked you questions in response to what you wrote. And if you did not get their names so this can be reported to the appropriate authorities I wonder what could have bin (sic) done that you did.
Literature › Copyeditor/proofreader Needed by JuanDeDios(op): 8:16am On Oct 01, 2017
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Travel › Re: Soldier Beats Driver In Lagos BRT Driving Booth (Pics) by JuanDeDios: 8:58pm On Sep 30, 2017
HOw many soldiers were there? It appears there was only one. Was he armed? Why did you people allow the incident? Did you get his name so he can be reported to the military authorities?
Jobs/Vacancies › Copyeditor/proofreader Needed by JuanDeDios(op): 5:01pm On Sep 30, 2017
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Family › Re: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by JuanDeDios: 4:46pm On Sep 30, 2017
Justbeu:
One of d list shows dat dis is Aboh Mba Ise which is in IMO state, why will d op use Anambra its unfair biko, am from anambra & no mother I repeat no mother in Anambra will demand for a bag of cloth or pant or bra, d norms in Anambra is a Wrapper ur capacity determine d kind of wrapper u buy, wen I got married I bout Houlandies.... but its not a must ok hollandies is quiet Expensive but I just want to make it a memorable day for my wife & mind u d wrapper is part of d cloth dat will be in ur wife box & not d inlaw which means it is for ur wife. u can use a cheaper wrapper ok....dem no dey marry wife finish, just do wat u can in Anambra, den u can gradually finish up d rest when u wish ok.....if u want a wife from Anambra go for her Don't judge from afar, go close to ur in-law & let dem know wat u can handle, dey will underline d important things on d list u must do to take ur wife home, others can come later in life, but if u are buoyant enuf u can handle all once & for all no be by force, so cowards should not use list as a means not to get married, if u love ur wife make d moves first..... #PROUDLYMARRIEDANAMBRARIAN.
You're right. When my friend got married to an Anambra girl he was a fresh graduate who just started working. They brought their list but he did what he could and nobody tied a rope on his neck.
Family › Re: Marriage List Of Items In Imo Presented To Prospective Groom From Anambra by JuanDeDios: 4:44pm On Sep 30, 2017
soberdrunk:
Hahahaha!! "Closing of the book--1000"? Nah poverty go make man complain, everything in this list is not up to '1million naira" and no amount is too big for the woman you love. angry
Your post makes no sense. Everyone is not a politician. It is only a small percentage of the population (less than 1-2%) who would not bat an eyelid at casually parting with "not up to N1m for the bride's family". Anybody who earns a salary would have a problem with this. Anyone who earns N250k per month would have a problem with it, and how many graduates of 5 years experience earn N250k?
Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi Appears For Festival After Going Into Spiritual Seclusion by JuanDeDios: 12:53pm On Sep 30, 2017
Mynd44:
Ask Greece why Zeus has numerous marital wahala
The gods found in all religious text do bad and funny things because the human writers of those text project their human emotions into those gods. The Ooni was expected to be different since he's a real thinking person who even consults oracles for choice of spouse.
Food › Re: Man Using Python For Pepper Soup In Port Harcourt. Online Users React (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:44pm On Sep 29, 2017
emmamedicro46:
How does someone kill that thing??
Snakes are easy to kill.
Food › Re: Man Using Python For Pepper Soup In Port Harcourt. Online Users React (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:42pm On Sep 29, 2017
majamajic:
its like snakes are not harmful again, the Spit stories we heard abt snakes are not working again ?
They're still dangerous. This, here, is a viper and their venom can kill very fast, but they're not quick to attack. This isn't a python - ignore the headline. Pythons, by the way, are nonvenomous. As for spitting, that is the specialty of cobras.
Politics › Re: List Of The 23 States In Nigeria That Exceeded Borrowing Limits– FRC by JuanDeDios: 11:01pm On Sep 27, 2017
Jetleeee:
Lagos and Ogun should be able to pay back. I don't know about the rest

Ogun's annual statutory allocation has always been low anyway and that's what Amosun has been fighting for

Heck! Ogun state’s IGR, according to the stats was 127 percent higher than the allocation it received in 2016

while the IGR of Lagos state was 169 percent higher than its 2016 allocation.

While I believe Lagos and Ogun can pay back, this should serve as a wake up call forcing them to be financially healthy. Same goes for other
SW states

Surprisingly, Borno, the state worst hit by Boko Haram is not on this list

P.S: These are 2015 stats, but I believe not much has changed since then
That Shetima is actually a great governor in spite of Boko Haram.
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake A Friend Of Mine Killed (pictures) by JuanDeDios: 9:32pm On Sep 25, 2017
PrincessBecks:
Poisonous? Yeah, i know that

Edible? I just screamed

Snakes are celebrated here...why?
The only people who eat snakes are people who were raised to eat them. The only people who don't eat them are people who weren't raised to eat them. Note that nobody eats every kind of snake - you eat only the species they eat where you grew up. The most popular species for consumption, though, are pythons and adders. I think they're celebrated here because anything out of the ordinary is celebrated.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Economy Set To Overtake South-Africa's In Two Years by JuanDeDios(op): 9:29pm On Sep 25, 2017
MrSly:
Promise heaven and earth. 2019 you and your promises will be dumped. APC my ass.
huh
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake A Friend Of Mine Killed (pictures) by JuanDeDios: 10:20pm On Sep 24, 2017
PrincessBecks:
I Get shivers down my spines and goose bumps whenever i see snakes.
Is this not an Adder? Is it edible as well? Jeez!
Yes, that's a puff adder. It's edible but highly poisonous.
Nairaland General › Re: See The Snake A Friend Of Mine Killed (pictures) by JuanDeDios: 10:18pm On Sep 24, 2017
chuks34:
Hello Nairalanders
See the snake a friend of mine killed, he posted it on facebook, seems like its going to be a perfect Sunday stew meat.
I don't even know the name of this serpent. tongue

Let the relevant authorities of Nairaland do justice to this post. grin

Cc: Lalasticalala
It's a puff adder (also called viper).
Crime › Re: Abba Kyari: '90% Of The Information About Evans & His Arrest Are False' by JuanDeDios: 10:24pm On Jun 29, 2017
"The highly intelligent..." Who introduces an article about an officer like this? ? ?
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari, IRT Police Team In Disarray Over Igp Promotion After Evans’ Arrest by JuanDeDios: 8:07pm On Jun 22, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Shey there was a bounty of N30mil on Evans head? They should just share the money to the officers involved and forget promotion.

I understand what their colleagues are grunting about, it wouldn't be fair to the system in all honesty. There should be reward for hard work but double promotion shouldn't be it. Give them the bounty so there will be peace, b4 person put bullet for another person skul come talk say na accidental discharge.
Rewards for information leading to the arrest of criminals are announced for the benefit of members of the public, not policemen for doing their job. At least, that is how it works in the civilised societies. But you are right. A double promotion is highly problematic. There should be other ways of rewarding these officers. I'm surprised the IG couldn't seem to see that.
Family › Who Else Uses A Qlink Top-loading Washing Machine? by JuanDeDios(op): 9:18pm On Jun 12, 2017
I've had this darn for six months and in that time I haven't taken out the lint filter because I don't know how. Now clothes washed on it are no longer clean and the Q people are unreachable by phone or email.

If you know how to remove the lint filter, please advise me.

Thank you.
Romance › Re: This Togolese 'sugar Baby' Gets £2.5k Monthly To Keep 60-yr-old Doctor Company by JuanDeDios: 10:10pm On May 09, 2017
ZarZar:
LOL! Ok, does it make sense to you that on top of the "platonic" dinners, he also gave her his credit card to run wild with? Any person with more than two brain cells working together would go "Hmmmm". It's not a matter of superstition but sense. I bet his accountant or financial adviser is also as befuddled as I am because this is unusual behavior & when something doesn't make sense, you explore all possible theories, now that's what sets me apart from your 94%. I'm not gullible enough to believe what she says, I form my own opinions on the given facts.
You don't get it.
Romance › Re: This Togolese 'sugar Baby' Gets £2.5k Monthly To Keep 60-yr-old Doctor Company by JuanDeDios: 10:55pm On May 08, 2017
ZarZar:
True. Because it makes no sense for a doctor, who is probably a logical man, to piss away his hard earned money on just company, when he could get a whole lot more for less elsewhere. It doesn't add up.
He does not want "a whole lot more". He is getting everything he wants - an exciting person to go places, sit and chat with. But what's to help you see that? Unfortunately, 94% of Nigerians think like you.
Phones › Recommend Me A Sturdy Tablet by JuanDeDios(op): 10:23am On May 05, 2017
I need to get an Android tablet for my niece so she can use it basically for downloading and reading books. I want something
1. With a good battery power (you know as light is naa)
2. Will last long
3. Is not too expensive

Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 4 High Paying Jobs Lazy People Should Do by JuanDeDios: 7:36am On May 01, 2017
Akalia:
You don't know what you are saying OP. So you mean to tell me that a person who does any of these noble and legit jobs is lazy? What about jobs such as [b]prostitution, arm robbery, fraud, blood money [/b]and the list goes on, what will you then classify the persons doing them as?. Maybe you should review the word 'lazy', so you can grasp its contextual meaning. I am a writer and I don't consider myself lazy; I am simply in my niche.
Those professions aren't for lazy people too ooo! grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerians Release Lists Of Kings Greater Than The Oba Of Lagos by JuanDeDios: 6:51pm On Apr 27, 2017
Afam4eva:
Our Yoruba brothers can be one funny bunch of people. The same people that when this same Oba made the lagoon statement, because of their bias and hate for the Igbo people, even people who did not support the Oba's uterance told us not to abuse him because he is a traditional ruler. fast forward to day, he's now the worst thing after satan because he dared to insult the Ooni of Ife. This just re-enforces the popular saying that "Injustice anywhere is Injustice everywhere". What goes around comes around.
huh
Politics › Re: "Ibrahim Danmaziri Murtala Hired Thugs To Attack A Blogger" - Facebook User by JuanDeDios: 11:43am On Apr 21, 2017
anibi9674:
na family matter. Dog chop Dog.
Your post makes no sense. Just saying.
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by JuanDeDios: 10:16am On Apr 19, 2017
bolkay47:
Yes, you may be right.
But the question is, how come these eyesore situations usually occur in cases of infidelity.
Because they're what create a spectacle. If it happens with single folks, it's most likely they will just call a friend who will find a doc. But with married folks, they themselves and everyone already think it's juju. Again, I'm not dismissing magun, even though I'm yet to be convinced about it. Just pointing out the other possibility.
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by JuanDeDios: 10:04am On Apr 19, 2017
Koleman:
Does this have any scientific explanation?? Atheists should help us out pls.
Yes, it does. I'm not an atheist but have you heard of vagismus? Usually, a doctor will have to administer an injection to dilate her vaginal muscles and separate them. Now, whether this here is vaginismus or magun , I don't know; I'm just answering your question.
Politics › Re: Heads May Roll As Presidency Probes Ownership Of Ikoyi Billions –investigation by JuanDeDios: 10:27pm On Apr 16, 2017
DropShot:
I don't envy the kind of brain some of you are bestowed with. Fish brain performs better I swear.

Everyone and anyone who supports the govt is a BMC or GMC - whatever that means.

I guess the 64% who affirmed that Nigeria is better in the two years of this administration, in a poll conducted by PDP on Twitter are all BMC.

Chai, shame dey catch me for some of Una ooo.
So 64% of our people think life is better under Buhari! Hahahahaha. Anyway, you say the poll was conducted by the PDP, easily the most obnoxious and incompetent political grouping in the history of man. My brother, you should not take that poll seriously, when it's not about sharing money.
Education › Re: Police Brutalize Prof. Sunday Edeko Of Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by JuanDeDios: 3:27pm On Apr 14, 2017
SalamRushdie:
What a lawless society ..This professor of law must do the needfyl and use his knowledge of the law to make sure those erring rogue officers pay for this within the ambit of the law
I agree. I hope he gets justice. But who made Edeko a dean? Na waoh!
Politics › Re: James Ibori Conferred With Chieftaincy Title "Ezi-Oyi Anioma" In Delta (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 3:16pm On Apr 14, 2017
One must say, though, that oyi is a good title for Mr Ibori.

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