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Crime › Re: 'I Only Scam Whites' - Scammer Lets Go Of His Victim Because He's A Nigerian by JuanDeDios: 11:19am On Dec 07, 2017
4Ken:
A real scammer has no emotions. This one na learner
It doesn't follow that he's a learner. Some people draw boundaries. We've heard stories of assassins who won't kill you once they see you with kids. It doesn't mean they are learners. It means they have boundaries. But they're still very bad people. This guy here is still a scammer.
Crime › Re: How To Avoid Being Stabbed To Death By Your Wife By Wisdom Nwedene by JuanDeDios: 10:08am On Dec 06, 2017
Crime › Re: How To Avoid Being Stabbed To Death By Your Wife By Wisdom Nwedene by JuanDeDios: 4:19pm On Dec 05, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
lol, see this one... i dont care who you think i am or not, i dont need to prove anything to you, but hey if you really need me to confirm to you that i am MrBrownJay, you can ask 190 (the only ONE NLer who has my contact on FB) to contact me or Jaybee (we have a close friend in common), and they will gladly confirm that i am indeed the same old MBJ (MrBrownjay, MrBrownJ and now MrBrownJay1 since 2009)
Ok. Please don't care. But I see you really want people to think you're the legendary MBJ. I'd first learn to write like him, though. You know, to sound one bit like him. But what do I know? Maybe old age caught up with the great MBJ and he lost his touch. Anyway, carry go, cher monsieur. It's an anonymous forum.
Food › Re: Man Kills Monkey That Looks Like Human Being In Port Harcout. See Reactions by JuanDeDios: 1:23pm On Dec 04, 2017
thesicilian:
Any one who can do this will have no qualms about killing a human being.
Does your post make sense to you? I'm assuming you eat any kind of meat.

The only issue here is conservation, but if the bush in which he killed it is not protected by any law he has no case to answer.
Crime › Re: Lady Forced To Pay For Drinks & Pepper Soup Ordered By A Client Who Robbed Her by JuanDeDios: 1:18pm On Dec 04, 2017
Ishilove:
Why some Nigerians so dishonest? God is far from the hearts of many men.

If she is smart she can lure this Muna guy out hiding and set him up for beta beating.


Note to self: never give your phone to strangers, no matter how charming they may be.
Not just "strangers". A trader I know pulled a similar stunt on me over the weekend. During our conversation, I let slip I had purchased the phone for my niece. He then orchestrated a situation that saw me leaving the phone with him for a few minutes and he removed the 8gig memory I had paid him for and which he had already inserted and replaced it with a 2gig memory card. Apparently, he reckoned that once I got home I'd package the phone and take it to DHL or Edobor Line. When I found out at home that the memory was 2 and went to see him, he pretended he didn't know and I pretended to believe him. For me, lesson learnt about leaving your phone with someone for a second.
Christianity Etc › Re: Oyinbo Man Smoking At The Experience 2017 During Prayer Session (Video) by JuanDeDios: 1:03pm On Dec 04, 2017
joseph6071:
Oyinbo Man smoking during prayer session at the Experience
2017 on Saturday morning, don't know what to say...need opinions from nlanders
see video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PU6NUT6tbc
Smoking is a personal habit, a personal health decision. It's among Nigerians who carry these on their head that smoking is a religious/holiness issue.
Crime › Re: How To Avoid Being Stabbed To Death By Your Wife By Wisdom Nwedene by JuanDeDios: 12:33pm On Dec 04, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
then, due to konji, you will be stabbed in your own sleep by your own deadly erection...
Any particular reason you appropriated MBJ's monikar since you're not him?
Phones › Re: How Do I Speak To Someone At Airtel? by JuanDeDios(op): 9:50pm On Nov 30, 2017
akasueba:
I disagree with you' calling 111 is the best my dear.
You get machine responders. They give you numbers to dial. This goes on and on. I was at for nearly an hour. If you have the time, try it.
Celebrities › Re: A Drawing Of Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kissing By Facebook User, Omere Kelly by JuanDeDios: 6:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
Follysho707:
The Adesua depection na 'Talent-less' but, the Banky W own na pure 'Talent' for sure...
I agree with this post.
Celebrities › Re: A Drawing Of Banky W And Adesua Etomi Kissing By Facebook User, Omere Kelly by JuanDeDios: 6:30pm On Nov 30, 2017
NigerDeltan:
Even Banky is talentless while Adesua is talented grin
Well, he has zero talent for music, but he's good at other things and seems a great guy really.
Politics › Re: Anti Ijaw Protest Going On In Benin!! by JuanDeDios:
babytoun:
Very very irresponsible statement from the speaker of Edo house of assembly

It is clear the house is already biased in this matter .

Without any investigation he started warning the ijaws .
Same thing I noticed. It's sad for someone holding such a high office.

Edit: The villages in that part of the state are volatile. I recall people were killed there around 1998 or 1999. I hope the government resolves the dispute quickly.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Releases Luxury IVM G80 And G40 SUV (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 6:02pm On Nov 30, 2017
Mztarstrechy:
Innoson Vehicles Release Luxury IVM G80 and G40 SUV

GoodNews! The long awaited luxurious Innoson IVM G80 and G40 have been released by Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Co Ltd, Nigeria’s first indigenous Vehicle Manufacturing Company. It should be recalled that last year,the Chairman of Innoson Vehicles, Chief Dr Innocent Chukwuma OFR promised Nigerians that he would manufacture a Made in Nigeria luxurious SUV that will be added to its range of vehicles to accommodate the high cadre of Nigerians who wish to drive a Made-in-Nigeria vehicle. The date for the official Vehicle Launch will be announced soon.

Also released is G20, a 7 seater sedan and INNOSON IVM GRANITE (5 SEATER DOUBLE CABIN PICK-UP) 2018 MODEL. The IVM Granite comes in 3 variance which includes; 2WD, 2.7 Petrol; 4WD 2.7 Petrol; 4WD 2.4 Diesel.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/innoson-vehicles-release-luxury-ivm-g80.html?m=1
I trust Nigerians! How many titles does Elon Musk have again? Bill Gates?
Phones › How Do I Speak To Someone At Airtel? by JuanDeDios(op): 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2017
I suspect it's human beings who work in Airtel. I even hear the CEO's name is Segun Something - doesn't sound like a robot's name to me. Does anyone know how to contact Airtel - email, WhatsApp, Chat, anything. Don't ask me to call 111/121 because you only get recorded messages.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Festus Fadeyi, Toke Makinwa's Rumored Lover by JuanDeDios: 3:19pm On Nov 28, 2017
quiverfull:
The bashing this girl has received in the last few days is enough to make her contemplate suicide. E don do na!
It's not just the last few days. She gets a lot of bashing on social media; I think she has an armour-thick skin by now.
Celebrities › Re: Ruggedman Shades Toke Makinwa For Dating Married Billionaire, Festus Fadeyi. by JuanDeDios: 7:55pm On Nov 27, 2017
jacyhelen:
so he shld squander his money on her leaving his childernhuh
Its either they rape to concieve you or ur a bastard
Children? I thought they were adults who should be looking after themselves. Or didn't he send them to school when they were really children? Anyway, if the man is indeed wrecking his own finances because of a girl the children could step in and advise. But it's just an advice. At the end of the day, there is anything they can really do because it's his money to do what he likes with.

And, of course, Ruggedman isn't a good example for kids. Just saying.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 10:24am On Nov 27, 2017
odigbosky:
E get as dem take dy run am in doze days sha....u knw say most lf strong ogunme men don die and modernization dn full every where...if not dem fit send her SOS call she go run leave u frm amerika come.....lol
Ha! That's a serious something.
Car Talk › Re: See This BMW Futuristic Motorcycle That Belongs To Blade Runner by JuanDeDios: 7:03am On Nov 27, 2017
I'm not understanding. Where's the front tyre? Sorry, back tyre?
Politics › Re: Ikoyi Whistle-blower Rejects Fg’s N325m, EFCC Delays Payment by JuanDeDios: 5:39pm On Nov 26, 2017
chymer:
The guy saw the money and blew the whistle. that's fair enough.

Why is the government soft-pedalling in prosecting the DG? That money must have been classified. If that happens the discussions about it goes through secured channels. The TV interviews and Press Conferences will be ditched. The social media will be left in darkness.

There is this saying within the circles; "Deny everything. Avoid responsibility. At worst, shift the blame".

We can't get any compelling revelations than what we already have, the government is applying second flank mechanism. The cover have been blown, all that's need now is to save face. You don't wash your national security linen in the public and not have your fingers burnt, one way or the other.

This is the stage we are now. Somebody must take the fall, regardless. But not the Men.

NB.
I am just a private citizen. I do not hold any brief for them.
Thank you
You're suggesting that the government may have decided to pay the whistleblower even though it was indeed security operations money just so the public will lay off and they won't have to declassify information? Well, that's possible. But for those of us looking from the outside, this is a case of the more you look. . . The NIA does not even operate in Nigeria by law.
Politics › Re: Ikoyi Whistle-blower Rejects Fg’s N325m, EFCC Delays Payment by JuanDeDios: 2:02pm On Nov 26, 2017
chymer:
That guy, the whistle blower is already in a deep.shit.
There are people you don't rat on, NIA is one of the strongest intelligence unit in Nigeria.

And for the guy to sell them off like that because of the 5% whatever, spell the death knell for him.

Believe it or not, the guy will be neutralised fatally, whether he gets the money or not.

And for those who wear online patriotism like a Chelsea jersey that will jump in to call me corrupt.

CIA have their own stash of cash in every part of the world, which they need for their covert operations. They don't need senate approval when they need to do something to save the country from outside threat.

All these media celebrated inter-agency rivalry, is going to put this our beloved nation into the hands of external aggressors. look at Iran, China, and even USA are always waiting on the wings to cause us some trouble.

Because we live in peace does not mean that the world is peaceful. That whistle blower of a guy did not do what he did out of patriotism. He did it for his own gain.

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I am not here to defend the DG NIA or his wife, not at all.
And from the little I know about these people, their life is all about secrets.

Some might argue why hide it in a residential apartment, same thing goes for why did Osama Bin Laden hide near a military facility in Pakistan?
He did not rat on the NIA. He saw cash and blew a whistle. It turned out to be the NIA. If it was ok to have the cash there, I expect the NIA to be able to explain the president who would use his presidential powers to call off the EFCC since it's a national security matter. With the way things have gone, I believe this was stolen money, nothing more.

If Oke sends goons to kill the whistleblower, that will be the most cowardly act ever. I doubt he'd be that dumb since the guy would be a known person in security circles.
Romance › Re: "My Virgin Schoolmate Tried Forcing Sex On Me" - Nigerian Man by JuanDeDios: 1:42pm On Nov 26, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Thank God he refused.

Some girls are wicked, they'd want you to do the job of a Pathfinder and other people will become Landcruisers.

Only unfortunate men do the dirty job of perforating a girl's hymen.
Let someone else suffer and pierce it for her. If she must bring it to you, she should bring it like a pothole.


But I'm suspecting the guy's manhood has partial stroke. Who turns down such free meal?
Hahahahaha
Health › Re: I Have Ocd And Some Other Mental Disorder... I Hate Myself... Please Help... by JuanDeDios: 12:48pm On Nov 26, 2017
blingxx:
Lemme guess... You are introverted
, never had a girlfriend
, can't socialize
, u find normal arguments boring
, you are considered a nerd
. No love life
U don't care what other people say about you

sometimes you wish people understand you by communicating without communicating with them physically


You are not alone ;-\ ... Sometimes it just feels like you are not meant for this world... Dont worry you will overcome it... I'm sure
Not meant for this world. There's no better way to put it. In the words of Hunter S. Thompson, too weird to live and too rare to die.
Health › Re: I Have Ocd And Some Other Mental Disorder... I Hate Myself... Please Help... by JuanDeDios: 12:39pm On Nov 26, 2017
LancelLogan:
I have chronic OCD coupled with other mental issues like ADHD, chronic depression, extreme anxiety, bipolar, Low self-esteem...
1. Go online and take the autism test. Take any other relevant test available.

2. Contact a psychiatrist with experience in this area. Schedule a visit but first email him what you know about your case.

3. Visit him.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG - Redemption Camp's 25 Megawatts Power Plant In Pictures by JuanDeDios: 10:54am On Nov 26, 2017
Papiikush:
At least they are doing something with the tithes and offerings cheesy

Nevertheless redeem church is filled with hypocritical and diabolic men in form of pastors especially those assistant general overseers.

They drive in their luxury cars and live in mansions meanwhile members of redeem (who are church rats) hang around, sleep and beg in the auditorium.

There are over three hundred buildings in the redemption camp and these people living and begging were deserted and at a point, they were haunted like animals and sent away from the auditorium.

Trust me, I know this because i stay in camp. If you know, you know... smiley
So you stay there. Tell me please. Can I move there? Are there vacant flats for let? Note I'm not an RCCG member.
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG - Redemption Camp's 25 Megawatts Power Plant In Pictures by JuanDeDios: 10:20am On Nov 26, 2017
Papiikush:
At least they are doing something with the tithes and offerings cheesy

Nevertheless redeem church is filled with hypocritical and diabolic men in form of pastors especially those assistant general overseers.

They drive in their luxury cars and live in mansions meanwhile members of redeem (who are church rats) hang around, sleep and beg in the auditorium.

There are over three hundred buildings in the redemption camp and these people living and begging were deserted and at a point, they were haunted like animals and sent away from the auditorium.

Trust me, I know this because i stay in camp. If you know, you know... smiley
So you live there. Tell me please. Can I move there? Are there flats for let? I'm not an RCCG person.
Politics › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Visits Osinbajo (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 12:29pm On Nov 25, 2017
hornyofife:
the guy is broke just in case you like to know..even his rolls royes was given to him....
Was that why Wura left?
Phones › Re: Today Is Black Friday! Share Your Online Shopping Experience Here by JuanDeDios: 10:34pm On Nov 24, 2017
Stevengold:
I saw hot 5 lite on black Friday advert for 10k as apposed to the original price of 33k. Mehn I ready ATM card for that transaction from 12am till now. The advert is no where to be found. I'm still waiting for them. I keep refreshing their website every 10 minutes, yet nothing.
grin
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 7:43pm On Nov 23, 2017
lalanice:
no... I think you don't get it.

maybe u think they'd send ppl to come and drag the girl from your hand like old times.
They might. What, you think they'd use juju to summon her from America or something?
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 7:25pm On Nov 23, 2017
lalanice:
issorite sire.

atleast I know some Nigerians who make mouth until shii actually goes down.
You don't get it. You think that once someone perceived to be "powerful" encroaches on your right and decides to carry you away you should just fold your arms because this is Nigeria. Ok. Carry go.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 5:52pm On Nov 23, 2017
lalanice:
yea you can say that, you are not Benin. I doubt he picks non-Benin
I'm an Edo man, but I'm not a royalist. That's exactly how I would handle it if it happens to me. He won't get her and I will embarrass him. Everyone deserves to have their rights respected. To the oba, his rights; to my daughter, her rights.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 3:12pm On Nov 23, 2017
lalanice:
if d oba picks a woman she has no choice. and I heard dis one even picked a lady that was already engaged.
I doubt she has no choice. It's 2017 AD, not BC. If you say No and make it clear you're prepared to follow it up with court action and all, I doubt they'd want the embarassment that would bring.

If he picks my daughter, I'd ask her if she wants to marry the oba. If she says No, I'd tell the oba we are not doing. If he tries their shenanigans, I'd send her out of his reach since Nigeria has weak institutions and the judicial and law enforcement systems can't be relied on.
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin, Ewuare Arrives Abuja With Other High Chiefs For A Historic Visit by JuanDeDios: 12:05pm On Nov 23, 2017
Ishilove:
Not all women detest hard work, you know.
Equating poverty with a lack of willingness to work misses the point. Always. Anyway, in a society where the Oba marries these women by force, the poverty argument would be irrelevant since not every woman needs a ticket out of poverty. But given that these marriages are contracted freely, it follows that the women have considered the pros and cons. I only pointed out a pro.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Road That Leads To Pastor Chris Oyakhilome's Hometown In Edo (Photos) by JuanDeDios: 10:16am On Nov 23, 2017
Adieza:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=296799114159537&id=158338594672257
Amassing wealth from gullible Christians, if that is what he did, is wrong. The Benin-Auchi is not his responsibility as long as he pays his taxes.

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