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Yes, if they gimme, green passport to US to go get it, but for naija here, no ooo

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/luxury-brand-sells-1850-fully-destroyed-sneakers.html

Person no fit cain him line again?

NEWSCENTER:
https://www.kemifilani.ng/entertainment/nigerians-drag-zack-orji-and-other-actors-over-solidarity-visit-to-bola-tinubu

The body structure make the guy de die in confusion.

Jmichael1:
dem no dey fu-ck who dey secondary school?

This na your maid? Abeg talk true, this big girl still de school, abi, na assu strike, keep her for house?

Chiboy419:
My wife travelled to the village with our kids planning to spend 2 weeks over there but just because our maid haven't finished their exams yet, so she decided to leave her at home

The problem is, due to my business, anytime i come back home late, this is what i will away see first

Pls what should i do......

You de fear to lash her,

DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This.

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it or Should I Wait Until We Get Married??

Tinooboo, man of God, said he didn’t meet with you, why don’t you just rest and see how the election goes.if you don’t win this one, there will still be election, just wait small, 8 years is not that far again.

See as him de sleep anyhow, this one don de Bleep.

Haynnie:
Many netizens online have taken to their social media page to share their experience of how their first parents found out they are having sex and some had it good while some had it bad. (My parents still believe in a virgin and yes I kept it going but they don't know what john Thomas has seen )

So have you been caught or how did your parents get to know you are have started having sex?

Let's keep the thread going.

This dude should be forgetted, we don’t need all this distractions for now, this one no join wetin Nigerians suppose get for mind, this one no join.

Omicronvaccine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RugWk1MHXXE

I’m The Founder Of Lagos Cult Groups — Singer Portable Brags (Video)


https://www.instagram.com/p/CgJqb_Xrklk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Them force her to buy?

You broke the hyMEN to make yourself a lowMAN, for coming to tell us this.
Kiss and Tell no good.

Who write this movie?

She is supposed to go confess her sins first to a reverend father, not her boyfriend,

Wetin wowo man wan give before, you no fine you come wicked join, that no be wizardry?

See the GAYbriel nose

Oh, never knew that, they will take first from back.

CheapHomes1:
He is Tinubus running mate

Which kind guy be this?

Atimes this man sounds like the meaning of hi name in Urhobo language.
The meaning of omokri is goat.

dodgelord:
Hold Peter Obi Responsible If Anything Happens To Me -Reno Omokri

Former presidential aide, Reno Omokri, has said that the threats from the supporters of the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi, were getting too much.

He, therefore, stated that Obi should be held responsible if anything happens to him or his family members.

In a post on his Instagram page on Friday, Omokri claimed he had been a victim of harassment because he faulted the assertion of Obi, that he was a "Pilot" and other contenders for Nigeria's top job were mere 'drivers.'

He said,
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfxC-e2DXY-/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Buga

Vinnie2000:
There are some Songs (particularly Naija songs) that You don't like but due its massive Airplay, You Find yourself singing (and even Dancing) to its tunes..

Songs like
*Booty bounce-Rema
*Soapy-Naira Marley
*Woman-Rema

Mine is.
Hello, you carry yanch like a Pillow
Sungba sungba laja sungba..
Asake


WHAT'S YOURS?

Oya oo, Ejo!

I thot they call this style, breast tube, the tailor tried now, it’s your shape.

allwell51:
After getting a bad cloth design from an Anambra Tailor, the lady was upset saying that she left the sample of what she wanted with the tailor but yet the tailor sewed rubbish . After the lady wore the gown she found out that her hands and breast were hidden because of the tightness of the gown

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfvbFaGAhUA/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrjekucK-Tc

E go sure for you soon, God no him children

scottyoloye:
My broad, I tire o; na call centre I dey use my own do like this

She got too comfortable and believes I will always love her no matter her 4cups, I had to move.

Then go hustle for your money, you don’t need a man.

All the cyclopentanes and benzen bezoate we do tire for school, money never gree come oo,

There is some sexiness in it,

On point

Raspberries:
That lady is an idiot... African women have always worn beads to adorn themselves... Now, it's used by women to monitor their weight...

Mine was money, I was so embarrassed, lol, as I no fit lie na.

Mess get toilet? Don’t bother yourself.

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

You wanted to Bleep her, now she has bleeped you up, you na big boy na, buy another one joor.

KyberTHEGREAT:
Why are ladies like this?
She came to my place and it rained
She felt cool and as a guy man and gentleman I decided to cover her up with my jacket I bought for 25k so she could feel warm till she gets home

Okay now I told her I needed the jacket cause I was going for an event …2weeks now this girl refused to return my jacket
I don’t see her around anymore..that’s my best jacket cause I wear it to shoes often

Worse part is that I left my atm card inside

What do I do ? I’m confused

Yeah,

pelex512:
A girl I have in my life now is like let me say we're both in love with each other but we know it won't work out. she's a Muslim, I'm a Christian her family won't allow her to marry a Christian and another 1 is she is older than me like 3 years oooooooo. Me I just dey enjoy her till she go get boyfriend make I give her space. Oya share yours have you ever loved someone but you know dating them won't work?

You go buy am, I pray for, believe bro, you gonna achieve it, Amen

YoudeyVexme:
I don't care how it go take come but this year as long I sneezed twice just now it go happen.
I go shock them
I go surprise them
I decree so
na seconds it go take
for this town
their eyes go see am

80 kobo, dress,

princeemmma:
A certain young lady has gone viral as she showed up with a strange dressing code half nacked saying the dress is worth 80k

See photos below