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Sure, you are on point, thot I was the only one thinking about it.

VeryWickedGoat:
The Pied Piper of R&B

Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Mike Tyson, Arsenio Hall, Wesley Snipes, Tiger Woods, Tim Montgomery, Eazy E, 2Pac, BIG...

Next on the list; Floyd Mayweather, Will Smith, Usain Bolt, Anthony Joshua, Dave Chappelle, Jay Z, Diddy, Kanye West...


Every successful black man is eventually put down after making enough money for his corporate White slavemasters.

Know this and know peace.

That’s correct, and the snakes in those rocks are deadly.

Jeromejnr:
You should take a trip to Jos.

I have seen beautiful creatures especially in the Mountains that I didn't know existed in Nigeria.

Sure, I must hide my girl from you, cos if you kick her with those legs, I might not see her again.

Send me her number, I think I like her,

Anitaarthur:
A yet to identified female Nigerian military officer has taken to Facebook to look for a boyfriend.

According to the beautiful officer, she’s been looking for a partner for the past few years but all to no avail because of her profession.

She said that men are afraid to approach her because she’s a military officer and people think she will be too harsh.

She said she’s a down-to-earth woman who hardly talks even though she’s a military officer.

She then encouraged men who are interested in her to summon the courage and propose to her because she needs a boyfriend.

Following the link below for direct chat.

https://www.allgistroom.com/i-need-a-boyfriend-to-control-and-heat-my-body-but-no-man-is-noticing-me-uk-female-military-officer/

Look at his small python in between his legs.

bluemansion:
A Calabar based man has just killed a python this morning and apparently, it seems like a big blessing to the man and his family.

In the Facebook post made by a lady, suspected to be the man's wife or daughter, she tagged the python whose head has been cut off "blessed weekend", meaning, d weekend don set be that.

I know say a certain moderator on nairaland shares in their weekend blessing and wish for some portion when fully garnished.

All these politicians be enticing us with good roads and light, it’s our right to have all the basic amenities, we pay taxes, use tax payers monies judiciously, make una no de buga for us like say na una money.

Racoon:
Tinubu: If elected president, I’ll work on ensuring 24/7 power supply in four years



https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-if-elected-president-ill-work-on-ensuring-24-7-power-supply-in-four-years/amp

It’s my right to have power supply 24/7,

Racoon:
Tinubu: If elected president, I’ll work on ensuring 24/7 power supply in four years



https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-if-elected-president-ill-work-on-ensuring-24-7-power-supply-in-four-years/amp

Yes I could agree with him, that he has bleeped 88.8% not 88 girls, it could be that he has met only 3 to 4 girls online, and has bleeped only 2 or 3.

post=64833965:
Talk about achievement… A young man, Nnamuka Charles Arinze, has shared his achievement on Social media, and all we can say is.. We’re less proud.

He shared on Facebook a post that reads thus; “I’ve F**ked beyond 88.8% of The Girls I’ve Met Online. Girls Are Just USELESS. We Guys Should Change Them As Often As Everyday Just Like We Change Our Boxers and Pants. Guys Are You With Me??”

Source : Website

Wetin one de man mind again?
If man broke, na sex go make am happy small.
If man get money for hand, na still sex,
So, what da Bleep?

Islandlady:
Seriously! Sex is what most men think about everyday of their life! Men think about sex all day long even the so called redpillars

Most times, I'd have different male friends I wish to remain good friends with but all they will be thinking about is how to have sex with me, too bad

Men pls think about something else apart from sex!!! T for thanks

Oyibo don tire to pay, no money on ground

Wetin you think say we be?

You no well at all, what difference will it make if you didn’t go?

Born2winnx:
The wedding is holding today and have made up my mind not to attend because the dude invited me through WhatsApp. It annoys me how children of this days has no regards or character for their elders. they are changing everything all in the name modernization.

How can someone, I know the exact date he was born be inviting me through WhatsApp, no respect at all, sending the scanned card copy there.. what happened to the hardware copy he printed? I had to tell him, he laughed it off saying bros nor vex the 500 copies he printed was not enough to share self. I didn't want to press the issue farther my mind is already made up.
He won't see me there today.

When I did mine, I knew how far distance I trekked to invite his elder brothers face to face, bought several drinks.

I just hope he invited his in-laws through WhatsApp too

Any time you want to swim come and borrow my gbola.

70 years old man,

Lie lie story,how can you snap? When you know you are in danger, make una take am easy for this country.

No fear, she just de sorry for you

TheScientist:
I met a lady about a month ago. She's about 25years old. She lives with her parents. Everything about her seems to be perfect except one thing... SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT THINGS FROM ME. She is currently unemployed. Each time i offer her money or gifts, she politely turn down the offer. About 2 weeks ago, i gave her 8k to make her hair. She collected the money, removed #500 and dropped the remaining #7500 on my table. She made the hair. I have no idea how she did it.
Yesterday, i offered her 30k to support her upcoming birthday but she rejected the offer. I'm worried because she buys gifts for me everyday(mostly fruits) and if i reject it, she gets angry. Please, does anyone understand what is going on here? Is she up to something? Got so many questions on my mind. How is she getting the money she uses to buy fruits for me? Has anyone had similar experience before? Please, how did it end?

Why this country be like this? God, why?

See him goat face

Tonto!!!

Fcked up people

Too much eating of akpu and eba, that’s why we don’t have cheerleaders in Nigeria

This head no correct na

qekng40:
'Women are more intelligent and stronger than we men' - Majid Michel





Source : https://www.pulse.com.gh/entertainment/celebrities/women-are-more-intelligent-and-stronger-than-we-men-majid-michel/kv1gvm0

Nice one

oz4real83:
scarface

You preeq no strong reach, try and be eating plantain.

Anyways, I comment my reserve. Lord Lugard

Chest be like small pikin yansh

Don’t underestimate the other man’s greed.

B,F and G

Kriss216:
I can sell all my family lands for C

I don’t even know what is sanitary pads, how does it look?

Didn’t see anything that shocked me sha, nice pictures though