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Lol. Body no be stone na. U knw how long they've been off sex?

It pays to be a widow sometimes. These things they're given I doubt if their husbands could afford them when they were alive

AmNotADullard:
Good day Nairalanders, the time I started writing this is 3:22am, whether am a popular NLder or not doesn't matter, but I would like to Conceal my identity. These would be a bit long, because I would want to explain all what is happening and has been happening to me concerning my education.

I am from the eastern part of Nigeria, and school somewhere in the south, part of the top 10 universities in Nigeria.
Back in my, Primary and Junior secondary school, I was extremely brilliant, always part of first 3, a lot of times I was 1st in class and best overall. Even my junior waec, I was so happy, people were happy for me.

The problem started in my secondary school, I noticed I started dropping, my 2nd term in SS1, I was 21/23 in class, same school, same class mates.
I thought maybe I had started playing to much, so I stopped all what I figured out could be the problem, yet there was no solution, my parents got me private teachers for my core subjects. Once they are with me, I would understand what they teach me, when they leave, I don't slack, I continue reading and reading, when exam comes, it would seem like I wasn't the one who read. A day before the exam, it would be fresh in my head and when I even write the exam, my mind would be like "you have killed it"
My parents would ask how it was, my reply would be: "yes, it was perfect, expecting the perfect result".

When I see my result, I would as usual fail virtually everything.
Still, I managed to go/forge ahead, I was able to pass my WASSCE in one sitting, how I did that I don't know, not that I passed outstandingly, I only had 'credit' in all the subject I was expect to have grade 'C'.

Then the hustle for Jamb came, let it be known that I wrote jamb 5 times, and the 5th time was when I got admitted to my school of choice.


Currently in my 200level, we resumed a new session about 2months ago. Now to what caused dis write up.

My first semester of 100level result: C, F, A, D, D.

A terrible result for someone in 100level, yes, I know. I felt too relaxed first semester, played a lot.
I determined that 2nd semester would be better, not that I was expecting all A's but I didn't want any F.
So my whole 2nd semester was reading all through, I read to the extent that I started feeling sure I should have A's in at least 3 out of 6 courses.

But when the result came in, it was worse than my first semester without me playing or getting distracted,
My 2nd semester of 100level result: C, F, C, E, C,F

And now 200level has kicked off, but something is happening to me.

I don't think I can survive this anymore,
My parents don't have money, my dad is struggling to send us to school.
None of my siblings work,
I have been contemplating different means of ending my life,
I move about with shame, I don't sleep anymore, I can't get my head straight, I would stay awake all night crying and praying for a change in my academic life.

I have done all what I think I can humanly do, hence why the thought of taking my life,
I know I can't create a life, but of what use is one that doesn't seem to make people happy?
But then, I decided to come on here, to ask if there is something else in reading I am not doing apart from, reading.... I have applied all the reading techniques applicable, jot while reading, revise, ask myself questions, and all. But still after exam, I don't seem to have that desired result, I have prayed countless times.

By my side is a chemical I got when I discovered I had 2f's. Education, they say is the best legacy. But in my case it isn't sure if it would be, I am a business oriented person, but no money to even establish myself, so that's not an option, please Nairalanders, I don't wish to Take my life, please is there anything you can suggest to me other than suicide and constant reading and prayers. I am 22years of age.

God bless.

You're not ready to die yet. If you're ready to die, you won't tell anybody talkless of asking for advice. You'll just go ahead with d suicide

Ephemmm:
U be learner? Witch no dey catch wizard naaa

Lolz

viickerz:
u think like a fish

what happened to simplicity and humility?

So if u were his commissioner for sports, common sense won't tell you that preparing a footwear and jessy for your boss who has come to encourage the youths is an act of prudence and competence in your office. Such a thing shouldn't meet a sport commisioner unawares. Facing the risk of hitting ur foot against a stone on that substandard pitch isn't humility
Well you may say the governor is humble on his part but the commissioner is not perceptive. In my own terms, I would say he's mannerless from home. That's why it reflects even in office.

You never do something, you don dey brag say u wan do am. If their witch catch you, ur motor go just get accident like those 9 party members weh die on their way to appeal court.

I usually say prostitutes isn't for bad men but for responsible men. When wives come up with flimsy excuses to deprive you of matrimonial bed rites such as I'm tired, I'm not in the mood, I have body aches etc. And it gradually becomes habitual. Some would even call you names because you want to make love to them. In these cases keeping an extra-marital affair with a concubine or a lover outside marriage is not the best option as some men do. Like the elders always say 'beheading isn't the remedy for headache.' For a man who has the love of his children at heart and don't want to share his home with two women or harm is good record by impregnating someone outside marriage, prostitutes are best options for the following reasons;


1)No string attached.

No emotional bond that would lead to calling at night or your wife being suspicious which could break the home. Infact storing of numbers would only be necessary if her services is dah bomb when compared to other pros she's competing with in the large industry. But a wise man wouldn't stick to one to avoid emotional familiarity. Any affair with a concubine..say your secretary in office, would definitely lead to what you didn't bargain for.



2)No risk of children outside marriage.

A prostitute is down-to-earth strictly for business. They hardly have sex without protection and contraceptives. They hardly get accidental pregnancies and even when it happens augustly, they know their way out. Unlike a concubine who has been looking for a way to tie you down with pregnancy and destroy your home or be a 2nd wife.



3)Instinctive skills.

Drugs are permitted with a pro. Some would satisfy you so much, you'll beg for a pause. All styles, hardcore and softcore is given thee. Its in the profession that you'll see a fat woman who's very flexible on bed as should be the case. Big size shouldn't be an excuse for not being flexible on bed. Its not bad to be big with endowed features but when a man demands for flexibility(eg turning and carrying legs or changing styles), its like disturbance to a plus sized wife. That's why many men look out for light-weight girls even though they have diicks big enough for a big woman.



4)Brothels are in corners.

Wise men dress casually and park their cars far from the site or go there on bike and buy their fun. VIPs do same. However, home service is recommended for VIPs when they are alone. Pros don't know your wife neither are they interested in whether she's far or near, its not their business. Just pay and you'll have paradisal services.



5)They're neat.

Believe it or not, prostitutes are in classes and levels, so are their prices. The brothel location also matters. Pros are really neat and well shaven, most times more than the so-called big girls at work and on the streets. Infact they won't allow you fvck them without a condom. The name of the profession sounds dirty but the profession entails lots of neatness to keep being in it which you would find when you patronize one.



6)Money Value and a free mind

To be frank, anything bought with money has value. If a concubine has been there for you based on respect, then she's a timed bomb awaiting explosion. You'll think you're dreaming the day familiarity would push her to disrespect you especially in public or before your wife. But with an agreed amount, a beautiful and endowed woman would kneel to give you a Mouth Action and long to please you to your taste without familiarity.

To buy pleasure for a while till your wife bought with a price understands properly who she should be is far better than standing the risk of accidental pregnancy which may lead to having a child outside marriage or taking a 2nd wife against your will as well as aborting an innocent child within the temporary moment. Think twice.

Thank God o. Finally we go dey see ppl to negotiate price with from here

That girl resemble her mama o. Hope say she go get big breast and ikebe like her mama

jaymejate:
Dowry beholder.

Or

Dowry Payee

Dowry payer. Not payee. Na d reciever be payee

firstking01:
Yes...A warm welcome to you all for making out time to enter this thread...I'm Your host, and my innovative moderators who knows how to do their business very well...you would agree with me that life has been so challenging, from the day we came into this world, it has been from one challenges to another, though our challenges differ, depending on the situation we found ourself8-)...as a student, i 've got my own challenges...same goes to every one of us who have that burning desire to succeed,,,truth is, as we progress in life, our challenges increase, and we learn the lessons that accompany it, cos, for every challenge we face, certainly there are lessons to learn from it...enof of the ado, so my question to you this honourable house, and the floor members (a term used in the house of assembly, bt forgive me:p)....WHAT LESSONS HAVE YOU LEARNT FROM LIFE SO FAR?...well, as for me......one of the things life has taught me to is humility and patience...c'mon guys, peopl who read this might get inspired by what you 've learnt in life...keep it coming guys...
Cc lalasticlala, rocktation and co...

To never judge or conclude superficially(especially women). They reach conclusion by what they hear and see superficially and it has always ended in problems. Get deep facts, find out the roots of the problem, get concrete evidences then ur action no matter how grievious is justified.

Na tokyo love dey. Go there u go see am there. I'm not gay. Would have shown u love if u were a gal

jonaifame22:
buh u jus said u don't care abt those two stuffs right now except honor and respect!

U don't understand me. U'll agree some women knw how to cook and love sex but are disrespectful. Some are so unmodest at home and in outings. Its possible to knw how to cook and fvck but lack manners. It takes a woman who understand who a husband is to respect her man. And if u find such a woman, she won't make the kitchen and bedroom bored.

jonaifame22:
so wat if she doesn't know her way around the kitchen or bedroom?

=she no get respect be that cus nowhere else proves respect/womanhood in the home apart from those 2. If she no sabi handle kitchen and bedroom then she's underdue 4 marriage. Make she go back go dey chop her papa food o

None of the above

What turns me on from a woman is respect

A woman that respects me will honor my belly and dick.

Op. Study personalities and psychy u will understand why some ppl(men and women) are romantic and some are not. But to mention a few

Melancholics are romantic introverts
Sanguines are romantic extroverts....
....Both are emotional

Phlegmatics are non-romantic introverts
Cholerics are non-romantic extroverts...
...Both are unemotional

For short -emotions fuel romance. D 2 are inseparable

Hope it helps

Happy birthday swagger pastor!! How's dat ur wife. Or sorry..former wife?

Wetin be discretion advise for this pic nw? E no even reach d horror films weh I dey watch. These days we have under-12 watching spartacus with all the content in it. Nothing discrete in the pic.

U too put semmen inside okro for her one day

Wow. This is goodnews. I'm very happy. God bless those mobs. That would make mtn know how bad they are. Poorest mobile network I've ever known. I dislike them like mad.

Julietcutie:
Lol dis is one careful moment in my lyf ....u make sure d pot don't make noise

What I like most about ur profile isn't ur pic. Its d words-simple and friendly. That's ur value source. Keep it up

mizquote:
I have noticed this trend of guys having pornography in their phones. this act is so common that even the so called innocent,civil and godly ones indulge in it.

I wanted to transfer my radio programme recordings to my phone through a guys via flash share. and 'boom' i saw loads of porn saved in coded names.

I went to his videos and saw them, in different fibre. I sat down and played them while laughing when the guy came and saw me watching them he became embarrassed.

why do most guys have porn in their phones?
what is the essence?

Nb.
I don't have an ish with them indulging in porn (their wahala).
but why not make it discrete?

How can they make it discrete if I may ask

RickRichards:

What's so special about sex? There are thousands of activities that are more important than sex. You only need to "grow up" to realize that fact, and see things for what they truly are.

What are you feeling like? Why emphasizing a fact that everyone knows but are just joking about. Its ppl like u that'll beg ur wife always for an extra round

That's a snoop na. That's exactly why snoopdog got dat nickname from his mother. His face is oblong just like this dog. Its called snoop





Na naked girl snap d dog? Or why him prick dey charge

Eye aye

Use hard sponge to scrub it off

Is his wife really a woman? Abi she's a man. Oyinbo life simple o. I trust naija pastor wife, she go make sure say she kill d girl and scatter d church by herself.

Or could it be dat the woman didn't really suffer with the man? Cus she's 44(16 yrs younger than her hubby). The man must have been made before she married him so her complain has limits or how? Well there's no culture of 1st n 2nd wife over there, but certainly the feminine jealousy is in every woman na, so wetin dey really happen?

That man must be feeling like a king sitting on human heads right now to have such a peaceful and gentle wife in this kinda situation. But I fear 4 him life o. The woman fit pull trigger inside him head overnight

Besides, I thought d pastor was just supposed to accept d child alone abi polygamy dey inside oyinbo bible?

Its not really Fayose doing these things o. Its pdp using him as a weapon