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Politics › Re: Atiku's 33,000 Minimum Wage Not for All Staff, Only Gotel Staff Will Get It by jumpandpas(m): 8:52pm On Nov 09, 2018

Still better than the reccessionist that have never achieved anything in his entire life.

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Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke: I Have Kissed Over 200 Actresses On Movie Sets by jumpandpas(m): 8:35pm On Nov 09, 2018

What an achievement.

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Food › Re: CPC Reveals What Nigerians Must Do Now Before Eating Beans by jumpandpas(m): 8:09pm On Nov 09, 2018

thesicilian:
Indeed. I heard many times there were assassination attempts on her life by those who she refused to collect bribe from.

Very true. Even withing her internal staff, they saw her as a stumbling block because she brought sanity into the system and it was difficult for them to compromise.

That woman no get rival.

Her boldness na die.

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Politics › Re: N200m Water Fountain In Benin, Oshiomhole Built: See The Current State by jumpandpas(m): 7:48pm On Nov 09, 2018

immhotep:
"Change" began with that fake water fountain.

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As in...

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Food › Re: CPC Reveals What Nigerians Must Do Now Before Eating Beans by jumpandpas(m): 7:46pm On Nov 09, 2018

thesicilian:
The only time we've ever had someone trying to safeguard what we consume was when Dr. Dora Akunyili was NAFDAC boss. May God bless her soul.

I was a clearing agent then, the mention of her name scares us. The only human I have encountered that CAN NEVER COLLECT BRIBE. NAFDAC died with her.

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Crime › Re: 13-year-old Flogged In Court For Stealing Laptop, Jewelries by jumpandpas(m): 4:31pm On Nov 09, 2018

This is Afonja wonder!

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Crime › Re: 13-year-old Flogged In Court For Stealing Laptop, Jewelries by jumpandpas(m): 4:08pm On Nov 09, 2018

Politics › Re: Lagos Declares State Of Emergency On Bad Roads Across The State - Photos by jumpandpas(m): 1:52pm On Nov 09, 2018

They should extend it to Tinubu's teeth, I am yet to see any dustbin that is as dirty as Tinubu's teeth.

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Politics › Re: Saraki Please Forgive Oshiomhole, I Apologise On His Behalf - Lere Olayinka by jumpandpas(m): 1:35pm On Nov 09, 2018

Omeokachie:
Let the midget continue to seek asylum jor

There are already too many midgets in that party anyway

Saraki and Dino laughing at the refugee like...

The BLACK TOAD from Edo state reminds me of one certain omenka that ran to EAST upon sai Baba herdsmen invasion of his ancestral land.

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Culture › Re: Igbo Monarchs Set To End The Osu Caste System Come December 28 by jumpandpas(m): 12:59pm On Nov 09, 2018

immhotep:
LMAO
When we tell you that Igbo amaka you will start arguments upandan

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Sai barbarism won't let Roger3D to know that osu is in Osun state and Ejigbo people and Ijebu don't marry each other.

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Politics › Re: For The Record: House Report Indicting Osinbajo, Nema Boss by jumpandpas(m): 12:28pm On Nov 09, 2018

Was it not Tifnubu that appointed him as VP?

Osibanjobless is a thief.

By the time NNPC under Buhari is investigated, cilicmarin and sarrki will be shocked and in siviahh pains....... Buhari is a crook.

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Culture › Re: Igbo Monarchs Set To End The Osu Caste System Come December 28 by jumpandpas(m): 10:32am On Nov 09, 2018

Politics › Re: Why Must Adams Oshiomole Resign? by jumpandpas(m): 10:30am On Nov 09, 2018

CilicMarin:
Don't rely on what you read in the papers. Those news were planted by disgruntled elements and PDP..

Oshiomole will deal with Atiku next year.

Shut up.

Why's he running away?. Let him face it.

Aisha don't want to see him anymore after he collected bribe and deny her brother governorship ticket.

Politics › Re: Stop Treating APC Crisis Like NLC Vs FG Battle, Sagay Tells Oshiomhole by jumpandpas(m): 10:26am On Nov 09, 2018

Another useless SAN has spoken.

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Travel › Re: 10 Important Things You Need To Know About Ogbomoso Land by jumpandpas(m): 10:04am On Nov 09, 2018

Tolexander:
awon omo olobuuku ti n fi "sliding tackle" ji awon baba won lori eni

Are you the pikin wey him head no correct, wey him papa no get future?

Glad to know your condition.

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Politics › Re: DSS Arrest: Tinubu Reacts To Calls For Oshiomhole's Removal by jumpandpas(m): 9:36am On Nov 09, 2018

CilicMarin:
All these Useless bloggers
Oshiomole has no problem with Anybody.
Tinubu spoke last week. Do not make it to like look like a yesterday news...
Mynd44 take note.

You must be in siviahh pains right now....lol

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Travel › Re: 10 Important Things You Need To Know About Ogbomoso Land by jumpandpas(m): 9:25am On Nov 09, 2018

1. The name of Ogbomoso was initially, "Ido Eni ti o gb' elemoso", meaning "settlement of him who beheaded Elemaso". It was later contracted to Ogbomoso.

Skull mining has been in existence here.

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Politics › Re: Court Restrains IGP From Proscribing Benue Livestock Guards by jumpandpas(m): 9:07am On Nov 09, 2018

immhotep:
That IGP has mental problems.
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Gbam!

Politics › Re: 2019: Why My Son Is Supporting Buhari – Okupe by jumpandpas(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2018

REDshouse:
PDP brought us to Egypt ...and Buhari/Osinbajo is taking us out

Lol....You mean Buhari the reccessionist?

Culture › Re: Igbos Praise Gov. Akeredolu For Fulfilling Campaign Promises by jumpandpas(m): 7:01am On Nov 09, 2018

matrixme:
don't worry, Akeredolu. They will be the ones to vote for you again. Ambode's case easily comes to mind. Be favouring your in-laws over the citizens of the state okay. Continue! Ondo state people are patient.

You're in siviahh pains right now.

Politics › Re: IBB To Ashiru: You Have My Blessings In Kaduna State by jumpandpas(m): 6:59am On Nov 09, 2018

obembet:
This old criminal is now a Messiah. IBB

Crime › Re: Man Takes Home Male Disguised As A Woman From Abuja Nightclub by jumpandpas(m): 6:56am On Nov 09, 2018

...So, I slept off and the man touched my chest and upon discovering that I was a man, he called the police..."

This line sold you off. You actually disguised as a woman.

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Politics › Re: 2019: Why My Son Is Supporting Buhari – Okupe by jumpandpas(m): 6:52am On Nov 09, 2018

REDshouse:
Ode and u can say it out...

You that refuse to put your house in other how did u now want to put a whole country in other...

Your son does not like the way u hobnobbing around... And prostrating to obasanjo... And how stingy u have ever being to him... Not taking care of them but spending lavishly on Olosho and the rest...

All I know is that we are not going back to Egypt...

Say no To PDP and Atiku

You're already in Egypt. You can't be a supporter of the first and the only man that overthrew a democratically elected government and return Nigeria to military rule. The first and the only man that drove Nigeria into recession twice and claim not to be in Egypt.

Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: I Never Mentioned Any Figure – Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 9:02pm On Nov 08, 2018

SarkinYarki:
When we say this man is the biggest con Artist in the history of the black race we know what we are saying

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Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: I Never Mentioned Any Figure – Buhari by jumpandpas(m): 8:55pm On Nov 08, 2018

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There's no need,

Lie Mohammed and Osibanjo hv mentioned the figure.

3.5million per month.

1million eggs and 543 Cows.

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Politics › Re: Nmamdi Kanu Might Be Correct About Jubril Of Sudan. by jumpandpas(m): 8:54pm On Nov 08, 2018

Interesting. ....

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Politics › Re: ''Nigeria Is The Most Miserable Place To Live On Earth Right Now'' - Pat Utomi by jumpandpas(m): 8:18pm On Nov 08, 2018

SarkinYarki:
A family friend just told me what her family has been going through under Buhari and i shed tears

Hmmmm.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Approves N33,000 Minimum Wage For All 100,000 Staff On His Payroll by jumpandpas(m): 8:08pm On Nov 08, 2018

CilicMarin:
Dangote With His Investments In Nigeria, Running Into Tens Of Billions of Dollars, Spanning Oil, Gas, Cement, Sugar, Transport, etc employ only about 30,000 Nigerians.

MTN With Investments Of Over 10Billion Dollars employ about 8,000 people.

First Bank, Zenith Bank and GTB with capital base of over 3Trillion Naira combined, employ about 35000 Nigerians...

Then a Crook, with hidden assets in rogue countries, who can only boast of a Fruit Juice company and one elite University in a dusty town of Yola in Adamawa State, claims that he employs 100,000 Ghost People.

Does Atiku thinks the rest of Nigerians have limited and very low IQs like his brainless ipob pigs supporters?

Shut up.

It easier to employ 100,000. Nigerians than to feed Ezakazy with 3.5million in a month and feed school children with one million eggs and 543 Cows in a month.

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Celebrities › Re: Nurudeen Abass Blinkz Stabbed To Death (Photos) by jumpandpas(m): 3:37pm On Nov 08, 2018

Barzinime:
I am Definately mad

Crime › Re: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdmen Invade His Farm - Pictured by jumpandpas(m): 2:27pm On Nov 08, 2018

PierreAbutu:
Go and fence ya farm, is all I can say

Shut up.

Why haven't you told Buhari to fence Nigeria so that these herdsmen from "Sudan will enter Nigeria.

Crime › Re: Man Cries Out As Fulani Herdmen Invade His Farm - Pictured by jumpandpas(m): 2:22pm On Nov 08, 2018

rusher14:
Shut up he's a liar.

The pictures depict nothing in any case.

By the way, did he take the before picture in anticipation of the "Herdsmen"?

When Osibanjobless said that school children have consumed one million eggs and 543 Cows. .......did you question him?

When Lie Mohammed said FG have spent 3.5 mil. in feeding Elzakzaky..... did you question or doubt him?

I leave you to your conscience.

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