₦airaland Forum

Ayoolamax:
And you also Will join the beggers with ur unfortunate family.

SouthSultan:
Have you ever wondered why the highly sought English Proficiency Test (IELTS) so expensive as against other foreign language tests? Why e dey rise everyday like garri wen dem pour water?

I know that the demand is high, as its a major requisite by educational institutions abroad, either for work or study. But as compared to the French Proficiency test taken by francophone countries for the same purposes, it is way too expensive.

How can one undergo all his studies in English Language ( from primary to tertiary) and would still have to write a test that its result expires every two years? Do we tend to forget the skills of English learnt after the two years(even if there is basis for the test) or what?

Those at the helm of affairs in the educational sector should please take this on and treat as urgent, even the poor wan comot for this country too. We dey beg!

EBMedia:
Nigerian singer, Bella Shmurda has taken to Twitter to reflect on becoming successful in the Nigerian music industry, IGBERETV reports.

The singer who revealed that he now has 550 million streams on all platforms, revealed that he would have still been at Lagos state university where he was an undergraduate student, wining and dining with carryovers and stranded with nothing in his pocket.

He wrote;


https://twitter.com/fineboybella/status/1486264390445899780?t=amT-VIqGSizAKBq70akQ9A&s=19[/quote]Bella Schmuda ti upgrade on fa shiaha o high way o mu cigar..o fi lasu le o di singer..

Icandream:
Fast-rising Nigerian singer, Habeeb Okikiola popularly known as Portable, has shared an unpopular opinion about the female vagina.

Taking to his official Twitter page, the Zazu zeh star stated that the vagina is the second cheapest thing in the world, next to biscuits. According to him, his assertion is true and nothing but the truth.

He wrote,

“After biscuit na toto cheap pass for this life

Just pure truth no lies Thumbs up”

This is coming days after the singer shared a video of himself in a hotel room with three women in Kenya.
Sequel to that, Portable took to social media to show off a light-skinned woman on his bed, barely hours after he landed in the East African country.

During his Kenya trip, he was also accused of causing an uproar in Kenya after snatching a man’s girlfriend – one of the three women he flaunted – at a club.

sekundosekundo:
Pls I am confused here, help me out and go home with #5M.
Is it possible for a man to gat married and have his first child by 10 years?

Tinubu was born in 1952.

His first daughter was born in 1962.

HOW POSSIBLE??

Obinoscopy:
Just state your answer. Don't show the working please.

Showing:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/01/we-ll-compensate-nigerians-with-world-cup-ticket-simon/

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

GeniusVincent:
Cross dresser,Bobrisky looks totally different in these new photos he shared on his Instagram handle earlier today..
See the photos below..

Captioned:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZE8oQFoY2x/?utm_medium=copy_link

Man102:
Wow! Canadian Grandma Flies to Delta State to Say Yes!


A Canadian Grandma has landed in Delta State, Nigeria and said "Yes" to his boyfriend.


The pictures which has been trending online and obtained 9jalinks have generated a lot of mixed reactions from Nigerians.

What do you think?


More photos here https://www.9jalinks.com/

onojaford:
MISS FAITH ODUNSI CROWNED "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" OF NIGERIA AND BEST IN THE WORLD.

The national mathematics centre of Nigeria (NMC) has crowned Miss Faith Odunsi of Ambassador College, Otta in Ogun State Nigeria as "MATHEMATICS QUEEN" for her outstanding performance in the National Olympiads Competition.

Miss Faith Odunsi solved 19 mathematics questions in 60 seconds, and became the best girl in mathematics competition.

26 students of both senior and junior secondary Schools across the country were also given awards in different categories in mathematics science.

Miss Faith Odunsi, 15 years old represented Nigeria at the Global Mathematics Competition, beats China, United States of America, United Kingdom and others and became the world best mathematics student .

Lucaslookers:
I feel so pained about what's going on in my home right now even though my marriage is still very young but my wife has cheated on me, gotten pregnant and aborted for another man.
We have fought and our families have gotten involved and there's a little peace but my mind is unsettled. I have never engaged in unfaithful activities since dating to marriage with this woman but she has been unfair to me. The only way my mind will be at rest is if I take my revenge and go and have an affair outside too, after that we will be even and can start afresh to practice fidelity.
I feel so pained and I don't deserve this.

Islie:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/i-need-a-rich-man-with-strong-manhood-omalicha-elom/


Lalasticlala

Windscribe:
Between Wednesday night and the present moment, I've seen my body count skyrocketed from 0 to 2 after making love with 2 sex workers spanning two different brothels.

On Wednesday night, I felt this urge to break this jinx, I'm not a small boy anymore, I don't wanna die without tasting the forbidden fruit, person fit die anytime, I was restless that very night, I left home with 2k in my pocket, got to the nearest Brothel, started looking for girls that appears in my age bracket, saw few, the rest were mamas in their late 30s-40s.

I approached a fair shorty young girl, she looks quite beautiful..

Me : hey are you available?
Girl : yes, fine boy
Me : how much for 2 round.
Girl : it's 3k
Me : 1.5k
Girl : no it's 2k last.
I left hoping to see more young attractive girls, but no I was wrong, had to go back to renegotiate with the previous girl.

Me : how much for 1 round?
Girl: it's 1k
Me: okay nah let's go

She led me to her room, he room wasn't bad, smells good, there was a fridge and lots of carbonated drinks and other drinks. (untop the fridge was a big nylon full of used condoms, chai).
The girl started undressing, she wore only a bumshort(no pant), I was already loosing confidence in myself, I asked her if she would compensate me if I cum quickly, she reply how? I asked for more round, she just laughed.
She unsealed the condom and wore it for me, my thing wasnt hard to the maximum sha.
She placed herself in bed in the missionary style, I bounced on her, found it difficult to insert but she helped me out.

I started stroking, for about five minutes I was doing it without a sign of ejaculating, girl was Pressing my two nipples , asked her to stop. She started complaining, "shey you wan sleep here ni? She stopped me and started complaining bitterly, her attitude just changed.
Me : let's do the doggy style, that would make me cum quickly.
Girl : how much did we agree that you're asking for doggy style? Is it because I didn't ask you for money first? Oya where is the 1k first? I reached out to my pocket and hand over the 1k to her.

We got back to action, this time around my dick was fully hard, I was rambling.
Girl:i hate men that talks during sex.

I ejaculated and the feeling was heavenly, mhen, I just collapse on top of her with no strength left in my body.

Time to remove the condom, she gave me tissue and requested I dump the condom in the big nylon bag on top of the bridge, I refused and asked we flushed it down the wc.

Girl : started rambling, shey I go drink your sperm ni?

We later flushed the condom, mehn the whole experience was 6/10.

Genesiszero:
My brother has been a well disciplined man, he has married a woman whom he love dearly, sometimes I wish If I was a woman, I'll marry him! Gentle, calm, humble, educated, exposed with a very good source of livelihood. Doesn't smoke, drink or womanize And most importantly, God fearing. Maybe heritage from our dad.

But I never could have imagined it that what seems like a blissful marriage of my brother could end just like that. What is the problem? Social media! They had an issue, and she went and posted it there, from WhatsApp to Facebook and the worst of all twitter and some stupid women group which she seems to be a member of, may be there is some Judges there, come and see some people passing judgment even without hearing the other side of the story.

He warned her series of time not to ever post any family related issues to the media. I can remember while I was still with them, he always tells her if she ever has anything about him, she should call him and discus it with him or better still report to our parent. I don't know if it's a family thing for us or something, personally, I'm not too good with these social media of a thing.

To the best of my knowledge, my brother is the best and cool personality I had ever come in contact with, But these act of hers has been the height of it for him.

Brethren as I'm talking to you now, my brother has contacted a lawyer to prepare the divorce papers. Our parents and family members has called a meeting, we begged him for almost a week now but he stood his ground about the divorce, her family has come to apologize and beg for reconciliation for the both of them but to no avail, I spoke to him personally and begged like what you could ever imagine but our please fell on deaf ear. He personally told me that if his wife had gone to the court, he would've preferred it. If there is absolutely anything I know about my brother is him being a man of his words. She has done countless of things to him and She'll call us to apologize all the time and he'll forgive especially when my mom is involved. But for these I don't know what To say, she has cried and cried her eyes all out but for where It seems My brother has made up his mind, But if I may ask the ladies, why always the social media, going out there to claim the victims card.

Sorry I don't have much time neither am I good with telling stories, if not, I should have narrated what led to the whole problem but is a long epistle on it own....

Why is too hard to know what your spouse want and dislike. Note: he doesn't even want you posting his image in any media platform even on his birthdays, we're kinda some sort of reserved people in my family.

The marriage is three years old.
Not everybody likes these social media of a thing.

Dumk:
A man and a lady on a motorcycle in Lagos Nigeria (1969)

How Time flies!

See More pictures in the link below
https://www.metaform.com.ng/2022/01/a-man-and-lady-on-motorcycle-in-lagos.html

Fafesot:
My uncle, who is well learned and financially bouyant got married to a lady who barely finished secondary school. At first, our family members felt indignited toward this, but when they saw he was insistence on getting married to her, they let them be. They've been married for ten years now and we do visit them.. One thing I observe about them is; they are happy and also play like small children.

Aside this, I've seen many well-educated men who decided to take less educated or non educated ladies as wife and has always yielded a happy Union. I do say this; is there something about learned men going for less educated ladies.
As for me, I can marry an illiterate. You must be educated as I am..

Let's hear your opinion and experience..