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from the lekki toll gate to ladipo to computer village the empire keep expanding

26272I8281:
I created this account to share my heart break and to see for solution here.
Please how can I Fvck my friend's Girlfriend, he fvcked mine, and I wan to fvck his own.
My friend fvcked my gf. I'm just reading it through her phone, she will surely regrets ever knowing me today because I'm ceasing this her phone and I'm planning on how to fvck my friend's gf, I have bought the CD, please how can I run it?

you friend and jay must be best of friends.

these things dey vex me aswear.

you should av just told us you wanted to advertise long rich product... as I started seeing long rich I stopped reading. interesting story though

make una continu..

these are the kind of friends people should have. those who gat your back any day any time. not those who have nothing to offer you. not those who just because of the sheer privilege of knowing you sell your info to the highest bidders and bad mouth you in your weakest point. thats why at interval I test those ppl I call friends to know if they are really worth keeping. cos I hate back stabbers and those who can't lift a pin for you even though I av lifted heavier than DAT for them.

God forbid bad thing... when women plenty everywhere... clean and quality ones for that matter.

onion wey dey grow for my window...if I con plant am for my backyard nko.

Anfield247:
Everything is vanity, but chose the right vanity! for me, I choose wealth over poverty! Like for wealth share for poverty!

person still share poverty...na wa ooo. people dey oo but no be by DAT one sha.

vibre:
I am still wondering how the bag of beans managed to knock out AJ.

beans is heavier when taken with water.

mysportdab:
Andy Ruiz has now shown off his incredible body transformation since his defeat against Anthony Joshua.

Ruiz now looks like a completely different person.

The 31-year-old has not featured in a boxing match since he lost against Anthony Joshua back in December 2019.

Since then, he's worked hard to reduce his weight ahead of a possible fight in 2021.

In the video, Ruiz gave fans an update on his improvement and now looks slimmer.

Watch Video;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQT0ihaB94w

burger king!

that woman is lucky...Rip to the dead.

migeoart:
Nigeria my great country

this list is worth 15000 to 45000 depending on the quantity your mum is buying.

he allowed the praise of men Get to his head! thinking DAT he could play God by burning a human being! guess he over read the old testament with its wicked ways of outright judgment. I bet you the sons of eli are holier than Most men of God today and even that one who wanted to support the ark from falling.

arinze198:
Few weeks after the passage of a popular Nollywood actor, Ernest Asuzu, a report has emerged that he actually died in the course of a romp with a lady in a popular hotel in Ijegun area of Lagos.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the late Asuzu died during the romp with one Emmanuella Daniel, who was arrested with the manager of the hotel, Daniel Okorie but later released on bail by the Police at Isheri Oshun Division and she escaped and had been on the run.

According to an eye witness, on Tuesday 26th January, 2021, a lady, Emmanuella Daniel, went to the hotel known as New Spot 1 Hotel, Fagbile Estate, Ijegun, to lodge and said her boyfriend named Ernest Asuzu was coming to meet her. After some minutes the boyfriend, who was Asuzu, came and they went inside the room. They reportedly engaged in sex before Asuzu became unconscious and slumped.

However, at about 8:30pm Emmanuella rushed to the manager, Okorie, and told him that Asuzu had slumped, unconscious and was about to give up.The manager and the lady rushed him to Isolo General Hospital, where the doctors battled to save his life.

During the emergency at the hospital, the wife, Jennifer, called Asuzu’s number and Emmanuella picked the call; she told the wife everything that happened how they went to the hotel and were having sex before her husband collapsed during the act and where they were trying to revive him at the hospital.

The agitated wife later came with her Pastor. But by then the doctors had started giving him drips in order to revive him. After about 20 minutes, he gave up the ghost and was moved to the mortuary for autopsy report.

Full story: https://pmexpressng.com/how-popular-nollywood-actor-ernest-asuzu-slumped-during-sex-romp/

most likely haemorhagic stroke

dosage150:
Sorry for the long story

I couldn't take it any longer I had to resign on 14th February, 2021 over the hurtful words of my MD.

I manage his filling station and building materials warehouse.

I really came to work with all my heart, I run the place as if its my own business that my landlord once asked me if its my dad's business.

I wake 5am everyday to set up the station at exactly 6am and closes 9pm .
There's no sales boy/girl in the warehouse beside the station, am the one selling the building materials, yet under the salary of manager of the station.

He pays me 33k which I don't mind, yet there's nothing I will ever do that will be good in his sight
He seems to hate me.
Any Lil mistake of mine, he calls me "idiot, I didn't go to school, am foolish, that he allowed me to be here because he doesn't have chance, that I add no value to the company, money he pays me is waste to him"

These words makes me feel worthless, I cry most a times in the office.
I handle millions of his money, none misses #5 for a day. He once called an auditor for me because he doesn't trust the account I give him monthly, yet no fund was missing.

After work on January, 2021, I paid other staffs on 3rd of February.
He pays me directly, and pays me whenever he likes.
I waited till 13th of February, I had to call him to know if did anything wrong and why delaying my salary. He hung up the call.

On 14th of February, I took the money through the Cashier, tendered my resignation letter and left the company.
The cashier made it known to him, he called me on phone and started shouting at me saying "why am I rushing money like this, that am foolish and very stupid, he had small regard for me before but now he knows am worthless, that he will never forgive me for this act". Without knowing that I have left the company already.

The next day, he paid me through my account same 33k.
I had to return the 33k I collected from cashier.

the man is training you to make money work for you and not you working for money. but the part I don't like is the insult. if care is not taken he might employ someone who isn't as trust worthy as u claim to be. he knows you are a trust worthy person and would definitely miss that. the thing is how old are you cos if you are less than 25 he is trying to put fear in you.

Rip to the dead! e be like say corona never finish with human race ooh. it still needs to pay some corrupt leaders a friendly visit. since dem no wan legalise gun. we have a nano gun now but it is also visiting d innocent ones. just because their body defence isn't top notch. or perhaps their time is up.

we need those F 15 hovering over red zones in Nigeria... let me see the kidnapper DAT wants to kidnap or bandits that want to unleash mayhem. if dey enter bush the jet follow dem sending targeted missiles.

eze ego 1 ...ego LA too muchi

this is what you get when you negotiate with terrorists you empower them. let them try it in port Harcourt or calabar dem go roast dem for street.

Jashub:
Nice one. Let the south experience a bit of what the north has been swallowing.

what the business between the north and south, in this matter. how is it possible DAT a jjc would come to a region and start terrorizing human lives.

GeneralPula:
Gov knows this.. They’re not daft and it was one of the reasons they’re avoiding btc market by all means.

Should 80% of citizens venture into bitcoin... Banks are in super problem !

the exchangers become the banks cos you still need an intermediary

Xenry:
The internet will soon be filled with dead people, Nairaland alone has already be filled with lots of dead people—someone like dúkeprince50, and many others, who you may see their comments and posts when you view the past posts, but no matter how much you mention or reply them, they ain't gonna see it or reply back.
About 150 years from now, almost everyone alive on the planet now will be dead, and our whole information/data/posts stored on the internet (Nairaland, facebook, twitter...) will be owned by dead people. Now that's creepy.
The funny thing is that you may never know which post was the person's last post/comments, and you will never know when s/he is commenting or posting it. I mean, this may be my last post or comment, but you won't know, and you may later mention me, expect a reply, and later feel bad because I didn't replied—not knowing that I may even have died, lol. What if I'm to reply, it will even be more creepy because you would then be communicating with the dead.
There are lots of deactivated and rejected monikers on Nairaland, and most of them are owned by dead people. Also, one day, our own accounts/data will be owned by the dead, too.
Well, that sad thing is that, the future kids will see how their forefathers were playing like kids on Nairaland, Simping, commenting about nigerian girls being Useless, and posting about sex— day-in and day-out.
Well, if you, future generation kids happened to come across or use Nairaland, just know that I was here for fun, that's all . And also, not all your forefathers (the ones living now) usually gets A's or come first in all their papers, no, that's a lie, don't believe it when you hear it .
(Please ignore typos )

op you they over analyse things oo

they are simply seeing you as a good brother in the lord. don't over think it except she is being very direct. some Christian families treat ppl like DAT, but at other times the woman may not be satisfied with her husband in the other room so is looking for some to make up for her husband deficiencies.

the north is looking for a one tenure presidential candidate and they are about to use oga jona cos with their plan him no go cause trouble when its time to commot. if another man from the south or east come up. they won't be coming close to aso rock till after 2 terms.

Kayberg:
Fear of becoming the secondary target.
So now, we are to rely on lopesided security agents and/or bare hands against armed•to•the•teeth killer herdsmen?
Interesting….

I swear if they pass this one lasan. there would be a rise of " THE PATRIOTS" who would be ready to give their lives to see that corrupt and bad eggs in govt are no more

this is messed up... how can you progress with this kind of gal.. 1 step forward and 10 steps backward. if you decide to marry her tell her parents that you av paid part of her bride price. if she no gree make she dey go.

Coldie:
She can buy a private jet if she really wants to.

This nengi get that aura of high class runs girl all around her, if she decides to really use it like really use it private jet is just a matter of time

how many of her colleagues get private jet...even the ones wey don tey for industry with all the runs side hussling even davido no get private jet na im papa jet him dey take cruise. monthly maintenance nko.

tah see lie of the decade. in her entire life she can't buy a private. she can only fly first class or charter one but buying a private jet she must first become a global brand.

Bennycollins:
Buyer can use this for what?

some crazy art collector!

is this a final year fine arts project.. if not waste of time if he ain't got ready buyer.