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ChizzyBuna:
My mom was in village since 21st
And i 2000% doubt they use condoms.

Come on!!! Use your brain
He is using condom to prevent having kids that means na young girl he was knacking.
I know im a bit emotional but this is a no no for me!!!

If i didnt travel im sure he wouldnt try such a thing. In your matrimonail house!!!! Come on!! Np dey cap rubbish bro. If he did it outside with evidence it woukd have been 10 times better i dont find out.. omo no be everybody for this country fit see truth talk am.
See how you all are busy defending him
Even one mugu said i will loze my respect if i report him. Can you imagine the kind nonesense people are defending.
When it comes to morals
Forget it, Nigerians dont have single moral value!!.

No wonder politicans treat us like animals. True true una desreve Tinubu i swaer.

Young man.
There are some things that we see in this life, that we are suppose to take to our grave.

Those of you saying shit about the first two comments don't have a good grasp of the English language. They are just using figure of speech to pass an obvious message across - if this can happen in a sane country like Germany, what is now the fate of those of us in an insane country like Nigeria..?

Some people no dey read. 24/7, body just dey pepper Dem. Don't live all your days being a bitter person.

The devil

chidiwar:
This story isn't complete yet without u telling us how the noisy sex make u feel.

Honestly, it is almost impossible to sleep whenever I wake up to them at it until they are done.

Hello Guys

I moved to a new apartment early last month, and everything has been fine; a friendly environment, nice amenities and all, but I have only one problem. In our compound, there is a building in front with three and 2-bedroom flats in front of the building my apartment is behind, and it has two rooms and a parlour self-con.

The issue is that the window of my room is directly opposite the window of the bedroom of the people living in the 2-bedroom flat in the building in front. They get a little bit too excited during sex which is like every day and multiple times during the night: yesterday, I entered the house around 9:30 pm, and I noticed they were at it (This one, they didn't even close their window), They were already done before I slept off like 30 mins later, but they woke me up with their weird noise around 1, and it was on like that for like 1 hour, I managed to sleep, but they started again around 4.....

I don't know if they are married(because they don't wear rings or dress like married people), but they are young and live together; alone, but I can't bear this everyday wailing again. So what do you feel is right? If I tell the landlord to correct them, they will still know I am the one that reported because of the proximity of our apartment, and if I try to reason with the guy, it will be somehow awkward because we are yet to really start greeting ourselves sef.

For the record, I am married and blessed with a child, but my family lives in a different city. I moved here because of a program I am running. I will be spending at least 2 weeks here every month. Our landlord doesn't stay in the same compound but stays on the same street.

A round of applause for Tinubu

Datboredberri:
Yes... Africans still have and even defend this primitive mindset...

Marriage ain't no achievement!

So you see a normal institution like marriage as primitive.

Stay single till 52, you will know why she is happy.

JovialJune:
It is the same you mistakes of men that insult women that ooze offensive smell down there, rotten fish smell and other nonsense saying they hardly bath, yet you want women to condone dirty stinky disgusting smell of men like Op's husband that hates bathing abi?

And your silly comeback is to use money as an excuse for a filthy man? In this 21st century that 99.999999% women work and earn a living? Either you are the Op's husband or you are also a filthy smelling slimey man with a terrible body odour.

which 99.9% you dey talk o?

OP, Calm down. Don't let all that those above and latecomers will say get to you, they are only trying to help.

It is obvious she doesn't love anymore or she can't remember why she fell in love with you.
Don't make the situation worse by hanging her friend's leg on the window.

Besides that, she is your wife. You don't have a choice (unless you are thinking of a divorce which to me is not the solution as a new marriage may turn this sore too if you don't fix yourself) however, you can't reignite the spark. Start by reinventing yourself - hit the gym, pick up a sport, ginger your sense of fashion... Try to go on vacation with your wife too. Cross River, Abuja, Ghana, Tanzania, Seychelles, Italy, Papau New Guinea...

You can also take the other lane and man up in the family. (on a lighter mode - pay someone to command act like he is causing wahala in your house and beat him up )

I don tire jare.

yungz:
paragraph your work. probably you will get more advice if they are able to read your write up.

run paternity test on your son, i’m not saying she cheated but it’s crystal clear your wife doesn’t love you. she even bragged about being pregnant before she met you, what kind of statement is that? maybe a SiMPle statement for a SIMPle man.

lastly avoid her so called friend, you can do better alone, your mental healing shouldn’t come from a woman that also have a broken r/ship. she’s acting all lovely till you take her in then you will see the inbuilt demon she has in her.

MR/MRS chairman, what are you now saying? God may have sent another Jesus?

where this giant wan see wife like this. i dey imagine how huge his peepee go be.

Tranquillity360:
But una dey laugh benue people and also insulting Igbos for speaking up against foolanis killers.





To you people Igbos want to destroy your brother's government.


One nigerarea

I noticed some people's comment about how Igbos are being treated by Yoruba lately and I can't just explain their bitter cry because Yorubas actually love igbos

Download on playstore to experience the phenom...

Imagine if there was a movie titled 'Global Village', one of the bad guys in it will definitely be named 'language'. Internet and most especially Social Media made the world we are living in today a global village but there are thousands of language to make sure that we don't really get to exploit the full potentials of this new found world connectivity. But Hi Translate is a way to get past this and actually have a conversation with people with a language you don't necessarily speak.


Now, what is Hi Translate?

Hi Translate is another awesome application developed by HiOS which get you past the almighty language barrier that has been existing since the beginning of communication. It can be used to translate chat and speech and text from one language to another and it can be used to translate on different social media platforms

How does Hi Translate work?
The Application come Pre-installed on all TECNO devices and is compatible with phones using Android 5.0 upward. However, it is available on Google Play store incase you don't have it on your devices and you want to pertake out of its convenient features.


After downloading Hi Translate on Google Play Store and installing it on your device, you have to activate it and give it the permission to translate content on other applications and read messages on its interface into specified languages and also permission to float on your device screen and to do this, you have to toggle on permission button in the accessibility area on Hi Translate.

Hi Translate floating icon hides in one corner of your of your device and whenever you wish to translate with it, just drag the floating icon over the text you intend to translate; either word, phrase or sentence.

As an added advantage, Hi Translate has the option of reading the translated text out instead of the bringing it out as just text.

itsIYKE:
Transsion has totally bastardised the word AI

Do you even know what AI means?

DONFRANSKID:
Transsion has no place no place in Africa
Nonsense is it only them that have gallery since yesterday tecno gallery from three different authors

Don't get mad when others are putting their products forward, your anger solves nothing

zoeA:
How much DeM pay u?

Okay

A gallery like no other...

Gallery on devices basically is a room for the Media files and it is one of the most visited Apps on a device. Android phones have it as gallery and some other devices adopted different names for it.

AI Gallery from Transsion Holdings was introduced on TECNO devices recently and ever since has redefined the expectation of people from their Gallery and is now the pace setter as it came with many features never seen before on any gallery app. New TECNO series like the Spark 4 and 5 Series and Camon 15 have it on them. In full as Artificial Intelligence Gallery, AI Gallery unlike any other Gallery App drew on the game changing abilities of artificial intelligence to give TECNO users improved experience and satisfaction. It has a very simple interface which is user friendly and this made it possible for more people to own the functions of the app on their phones and make use of it more.

Some of the outstanding features of this app includes its Zero Ads posture, its classic photo editing feature, powerful photo filter, ability to play videos of any format, It can also detect media files and using it powerful AI enhance arranging power to place images and videos in the right folders.

Recovery was fully in mind while building the App as it can keep deleted pics in a special chamber for 30 days before it is permanently deleted from devices. These features give you the ability to recall files you deleted by mistake and those you deleted but later have need of it. It has light and dark themes, well organized sectioning structure with three major dimensions including Album, photos and favorites, Media locker to better protect sensitive files on your phone and have option of pin, pattern or fingerprint for the lock, and it also come with a powerful photo editing tools to modify and enhance your picture.

Due to AI Gallery enhanced intuitive capability, it can be used to figure out pics that appear more than once on your devices and clean them to free up space, it can be used to sieve out unclear and blurry pictures and videos and remove them

Editing Pictures is also made easier on AI Gallery. You can adjust, rotate, blur background, crop, watermark to your pictures and these tools are powerful enough to transform your pictures from just an ordinary looking picture to one ready for all eyes to see. On AI Gallery, you can also share your pics from the App directly to your social media handles and it will return you to just where you are on the App after you are done with the posting of your picture.

For more info, visit https://spot.tecno.com

Some 14-15 years ago, we had a Call Centre. There was this particular lawyer; one of our best customers who knows all the numbers on his phone off head.

Never for once did he copy the numbers he want to call from his phone or diary and there are times he calls more than 7 different number in one sitting.

For this action, there will be an equal and opposite reaction. If Amotekun stays, I won't be surprised if Miyeti Allah start giving their members concrete military training or arming them up to still maintain their upper hand in S/W.

Unless Amotekun personnel with be trained to have ISR ability that is top class (using of drones, tech driven night operations capabilities...) and the (real) security agencies are willing to aid them to enhance their efficiency, they will be wasted by (we know who) every week.

am not understanding

Yankee101:
E se Bill
Dallo Bill
Mun gode Bill

Even North Korea with heavy sanctions and no money is producing rocket scientists, coders, nuclear physicists etc

We have willing Yahoo boys that can easily transition to programmers with a little incentive

Build 6 world class quaternary hospitals to teach medicine in the six geo political zones of Nigeria. Teach advanced oncology for cancer treatment and neuro-surgeons. Part of resident/house training will be to provide free birthing for rural women and the already identified people living below poverty level

Encourage Innoson and Peugeot by helping them expand and train more Nigerians by guaranteeing purchase of all vehicles, Gowon grew Peugeot via buying made in Nigeria Peugeot for Government officials.

Revitalize Ajaokuta, Itakpe and expand Delta steels for use in all Nigerian construction and manufacturing.

Take Nigerians to China and South Korea to train them on industrial skills en mass. Kano State is doing it and Niger Delta militants have been trained all over the world

Grow a National Guard part of the Army from NYSC passing out batches so they can be called for service in areas of infrastructure building, disaster relief, managing displaced persons and supplying needed skilled teachers and skills to industries.

You are just on point man.... I wish you a smooth way to the top.

Ondo Taxi is the one you put at Osun and vice versa

Who Mini-Skirt epp?

Senseless Humans everywhere

MhizzAJ:
Why did you go thru her messages....Bad habit

It's natural to be curious about what your girlfriend is up to but privacy in a relationship is very important but if you suspect something is up,its fine to ask your girlfriend about it instead of going thru her messages or better still take permission from her before reading her messages

I don't see myself being in a relationship with someone that doesn't trust me or someone that feels i have something to do with other guys all the time

You strike me like a very weak guy plus you are so untrustworthy...Deal with the outcome of your actions...I care less

What do you know..... You think you know beta abi...
You better sit down in one corner and keep shut.

He dated the girl for a year and didn't do that though her actions were questionable.

I can relate with his story because I have experienced something like dz before....but mine took 2 years b4 I decided to confirm my suspicion. It was as if she was a human part dealer with the numbers of pricks she has on her phone(Camera pics). It hurts to love and be faithful and discover that what you v been getting in return was a lie.

If na good tin now, una no go send if he z #Yoloba or #If the Surface of his head looks like the new pitch at White Hart lane...Una go say #Na Nigerian Man

If we have participated in a Unity Inspiring exercise or act #e.g A World War, this mentality of seeing someone as blue, pink, green even if he z from your country would have fade off.

#WeAreTheProblemOfNigeria.

Affordable my foot. The next thing you hear are car of 5 and 7 milion.

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There was massive protest on Friday in the streets of major muslim countries against U.S President Donald Trump recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Isreal.

Donald Trump earlier this week recognised Jerusalem as the capital of Isreal. This recognition was however condemned by majority of the middle eastern states including the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Iran and Egypt.

This new development has unsettled thousands of Palestinian residents of the West Banks, the Gaza Strip and Jerusalem who took to the street to protest and this led to bloody clashes between them and Isreali Security Forces.

The Palestinian protest according to multiple online sources was led by Ismail Haniyeh, the leader of the political bureau of the Palestinian Hamas movement, and he declared Friday "a day of rage" and called for a new intifada.

In anticipation of this move by the Palestinians, Israel bolstered its Police and Military presence in Jerusalem and the West Bank.

According to Sputnik, Clashes between protesters and Israeli troops at a ckeckpoint in the West Bank City of Ramallah on December 8, 2017 resulted in the death of 1 person and over 200 people injured.

There was also protest in the capital city of Afghanistan, Kabul, Amman the capital of Jordan and also in Indonesia and Malaysia.

Thousands of protester also took to the street in Cario in Egypt and Istanbul the capital city of Turkey burning U.S flags and chanting "down to America and Israel".

http://www.classikolic.com/2017/12/muslim-world-in-massive-protest-against.html?m=1

highrise07:
you're an idiot , why not post what they said here, you made me waste my mb because of your nonsense blog.

You are senseless.... Can't you be polite?

The Nigeria Police Force inspector General of Police has ordered the reorganisation of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) which is a division of the Police Force in reaction to the recent trend on social media calling for the scraping of the division.

In a statement signed by the Police Public Relation officer, Jimoh Moshood, the IGP has ordered the "immediate reorganisation of SARS across the nation and investigation into all allegation and complaints raised".

The statement went further that, in the new arrangement, a Commissioner of Police is now the overall head of the Federal Anti-Robbery Squad nationwide under the Department of Operations, Force Headquarters Abuja.
“The Police Zonal Commands, State Commands and Divisions will continue to operate anti-crime units/sections, crime prevention and control squads and teams imperative to prevent and detect crimes and criminalities in their Area of Responsibilities, and other crack squads necessary to sustain law and order and protection of life and properties in their Area of responsibilities (AOR).

“Federal Anti-Robbery Squad (FSARS) will now exist and operate in the State and Zonal Commands under the Commissioner of Police (F-SARS) at the Force Headquarters.


“A Federal SARS Commander of a Rank of Chief Superintendent of Police (CSP) and not below Superintendent of Police (SP) will be in charge of FSARS in State and Zonal Commands across the Country. All Commissioners of Police have been directed by the Inspector General of Police to comply with this directive with immediate effect and warn their personnel not to pose as SARS operatives. The IGP X-Squad has been mandated to go round the Commands and Police Formations nationwide to ensure strict compliance and apprehend any erring police officer,” the statement read.

SARS operatives has done tremendous jobs all over the nation and has helped to reduce the level of crime in the nation but public complaints over their unprofessional conduct and violation of citizen's fundamental human right by far supercede the among of praise and commendations they've received.

Aggrieved members of the public who have any complaint in the past or present of violation of their rights by any SARS personnel anywhere in the country are to report through any of the following channels for investigation and further actions.

Channels to Report To:
IGP X-SQUAD
0902 690 0729 – CALL 0903 227 8905 – SMS 0903 562 1377 –

http://www.classikolic.com/2017/12/nigeria-sars-to-be-reorganised.html?m=1