₦airaland Forum

danielistics:
she is aging badly.

Walai, at some point, even the fair skin won't be able to cheat nature.

I read somewhere that Lagos is like Barcelona, even if a mad man coach Barcelona, they will easily win games

Now bring that to the Lagos state context. Shey you gerrit

Drop your gun one on one and see if we no go beat you- Vector, 2018

The Cloak of immunity is gradually tearing apart.

EFCC, over to you

So Name Checkers Association of Nairaland [NCAN] is a recognized body in Nigeria. Congrats Nairaland, you guys are going places

Forget the 3 kings. Your English is my favourite

Feminists don't take shit. lol
But if the man touch am now Aljazeera go carry the breaking news

Mulika Maradona

This guy is yet to get himself together.
An idle hand is devil's workshop. I won't be surprised if another depression story hits the internet soon

Who naked no dey shuk hand for pocket,
Davido is not politically oriented. Entertainment has nothing to do with politics. I hope he understands early enough

I really don't blame her.
It's hard to swallow when you start to fade or diminish

The Fallen One

Oba no dey go to court, abi I lie?

Nationally, I doubt if this guy can get 500,00 votes. PDP know this and I'm sure they won't waste their time fielding him in the presidential election.

She just dey take style wait for her delivery. Automatic American passport for the lucky new born.

Enjoy yourself mama

More gays and lesbians are springing up daily.
Many now show up daily on social media. The government folded its arms.


What the eff is the LAW if you can't implement it.

I remember Yobo that year for Everton, very easy to outwit but calm headed.

Once any striker face Yobo one on one, Yobo go immediately raise him hand show referee like ''I didn't touch him o, in case he falls, he was just diving ni o''

I love him but he is too gentlemanly to be a modern day defender

Tboss Evolution 2.0

She is trying to code some messages here.
I AM NO MORE A FEMINIST
I AM READY FOR MARRIAGE
I AM NOW A WIFE MATERIAL

If poor man go church, he no mind to be the cleaner

But na only Rich man pikin fit school for Redeemer [Olamide, 2017]


Nigeria is still in 1642 if you you compare our standard of living with other countries in the world

Welcome to Nigeria 2018

Because cat sabi swim no mean say na catfish

As a therapist and home builder, let's see how far she can manage her home and marriage

Chica Bonita

Shola ti mature gbogbo body ti di large size


[Falz, 2018: Child of the world]

There was once a King who had a penchant for extra ordinary things. He doesn't care about the price or cost of things as he believes he is super rich and can afford anything. A merchant once came to his palace and sold him an expensive INVISIBLE regalia. The King decided to wear the regalia in the annual Kingdom ceremony. During the march-past of the ceremony, every citizens of the Kingdom applauded the regalia and said they have never seen such until a 3 years old boy pointed out, ''Mummy, the King is naked''.

The King immediately realized his foolishness and then asked his Army commander, ''Am i really naked?', the commander answered in the affirmative.


That is exactly what I am seeing here. Foolish women going under the knives, spending so much but the fact is they remain the same. Nature can never be cheated.

Dia Fada, Na me be Nigeria wey go collect money abi. Even the Chinese government knows who to hold responsible. I can't even see any damn good thing or benefit of the 3 Trillion Naira loan. Only about 500 Nigerians ate the goddamn money JEEZ

We forget too easily and the politicians know this.

The Presidency and Senate already signed and approved NOT TOO YOUNG TO RULE

When will they create a bill such as TOO OLD TO RULE to stop these old politicians from making the youths and leaders of tomorrow as useless as the P in psychology


In Nigeria, I bet the youths will never get a chance,

Bornu or Maiduguri,

Ibadan. Cost of living is bae.

Blood of Dino