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Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Free-kick Goal As Juventus Defeat Inter Milan(Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:55pm On Jul 24, 2019
I am a Madrid fan but I am happy we sold him...

Others can't shine if Ronaldo is around.

He is a perfect example of almost finish that never "FINISHES"

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Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy To Release His 'African Giant' Album (Track List) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:51pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kilamiti:
Am I the only one who doesn't like this guy's songs?
Not only you bro. I don't always vibe with all these their loud singles but once the songs trend, you don't have a choice.

The likes of Naira Marley, Zlatan and even Burna are not initially my taste....But...

Nowadays, I sing these songs sub-consciously.

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Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy To Release His 'African Giant' Album (Track List) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:48pm On Jul 24, 2019
This Wizkid is not serious? Who make dem knack something?

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Celebrities › Re: Beverly Osu Steps Out In Glittering Outfit To Miss Tourism Nigeria by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:46pm On Jul 24, 2019
Osu?

Is she an outcast?

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Sports › Re: Arsenal Will Sign 'better Player' If Aubameyang Completes Transfer To Man Utd by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:34pm On Jul 23, 2019
I really don't understand how Manchester United is treating Lukaku. That guy was isolated upfront, still coming back to defend and still got double figure goals during the Mourinho era. He has around 8 goals when Solkjaer joined. He is not as bad as he is painted. Tall, big. strong, good with the head and average with the legs.

I hope Manchester are not relying on one PINKWOOD to supply the goals..Is this not a case of selling your car to purchase a tyre?

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Crime › Re: Boy Flogged For Sleeping With A Hooker Without Paying Her In Delta State by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:18pm On Jul 17, 2019
I'm sure he is still well pleased with himself after the flogging

Satisfying his Konji urge is well above the pain.

Truly...No pain, no gain

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Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Poses In Bikini With Her Friend's (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:35pm On Jul 16, 2019
Why isn"t she verified?

I learnt all farm tools are verified nowadays

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Sports › Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:40pm On Jul 14, 2019
Both teams are tired

It all goes down to stamina level now
Sports › Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2019
A goal down.

We just need to avoid a red card to have a chance

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Steps Out In A Red Dress For Sunday Service (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:16pm On Jul 14, 2019
lonelydora:
Exactly why I love Tonto Dikeh.

She's doesn't play with her sunday service
And what is the outcome of all her Sunday services?
Celebrities › Re: Uriel Oputa Meets Anthony Joshua, Her Crush (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:18pm On Jul 13, 2019
Onyi22:
Awww so cute n lovely....
Am also waiting patiently for the day i will meet my own big crush Davido tongue tongue tongue
That day will be my most happiest day on earth...
I love guys that were born with silver spoon
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:07pm On Jul 10, 2019
kenzysmith:
Make them no sack this coach o the guy good we go regret am he is a gud game reader
He should go after this tournament. Nigeria is not playing to her potential


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Celebrities › Re: Omawunmi Slays In See-Through Outfit (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:23pm On Jul 10, 2019
Mama no wan gree o

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: AFCON Quarter Final (2 - 1) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:16pm On Jul 10, 2019
I don't usually believe in voodoo but the thing is that all green jersey should be avoided tonight. Eagles should wear their Ankara white jersey jeje or else what happened in 1783 will repeat itself...

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Celebrities › Re: Rita Edochie Reacts Blasts Ladies That Do Butt Enlargement Surgery by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:28pm On Jul 09, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Flat chested and flat assed but I'm very comfortable.
If you want her to post a pic of her back, gather here for selfie
Investment › Re: MMM Cooperation Crashes by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:15pm On Jul 09, 2019
lonelydora:
Just now now i was about investing about 2m? grin grin grin

Well, let me save my money till next year when they return as MMMReloaded or MMMSpicy grin grin
Are you a Cozaite?
Celebrities › Re: Simi Replies Lady Who Questioned Adekunle Gold Over 'Kelegbe Megbe' by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:44am On Jul 08, 2019
Carlyboi:
Simi is starting to get annoying with her saucy remarks who send you!she better no make ppl start to dey reason her matter make she no go unblow herself and become upcoming like ice prince
Is Ice Prince an upcoming?
You guys are damn funny
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Celebrities › Re: D'banj And Wife, Lineo Didi Kilgrow Loved Up In New Photo by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:15pm On Jul 07, 2019
teesugar:
She kinda looks pregnant! Happy for them both.
The oracle has spoken

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Sports › Re: USA Players Celebrate After Winning 2019 Women's World Cup (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:16pm On Jul 07, 2019
ReeLoaDead:
Bros, wait, did you just suggest that the US women’s team can beat our men (Super Eagles)?
Comparing team play, pass and cohesion, walai those ladies go overbeat our Eagles. Let me take you back to our Cameron's game, we got our first goal playing rubbish. We had a free kick very close to the corner kick, Could you believe that Musa free kick hit an ordinary 2 man wall? No genuine crosser of the ball, no good passer, no free kick taker, no goal keeper. Our No 10 shirt is worn by a Mikel. How can such Eagle dream of surviving the Attack of these USWNT?

Bros think am abeg

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Sports › Re: Kelechi Nwakali Trains With Arsenal First Team Stars Ozil, Aubameyang, Lacazette by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:37pm On Jul 07, 2019
All these ones training hard and running around won't even make the bench once the season starts.

That's life sha, the harder you work, the lesser you earn.

The lesser you work, the higher you earn.

It's called the irony of life
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Sports › Re: USA Players Celebrate After Winning 2019 Women's World Cup (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:34pm On Jul 07, 2019
AmazingELixir:
Ok

A well deserved triumph...the US ladies from the word go left no one in doubt as the tournament favourite.

I'm betting those ladies can scale through the round of 16 if they were to feature in this year Afcon.
Those ladies might not have lifted Afcon but I'm sure they can comfortably trash any Eagles, falcons or ostrich. You need to see those girls play Mehn.
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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:33pm On Jul 07, 2019
Pacesetter123:
Kikikikikikikiiiii ����

O boi!!! Copied assignment no be here..oo. For my yr 3,as I go hustle for bah a little,na so one babe 4 my class just call,o boi wer u dey ?De submission of assignments na now now n de woman said no submission by proxy.See as I de fly like jet de come for road.

Me: babe u copy ur own one n kip for me,I go come submit am.
Babe: No time.I av like two practicals to report after dis assignment.
Me:Wow! Just photocopy it n kip for me,I dey road now,I go come write am out go submit.
Babe: As I dey now,I no get two five- five naira like dis for pocket for photocopy.
Me: ok then,snap de thing 4ward for WhatsApp for me.
Babe: ok..oo

Nah im I come reach late.Copy de work fast like say 2moro no dey.I go submit am.As I want run comot for de woman office,she call me back.She come open de work look.Then ask me question......

Lecturer: Wot account for de assymetery arrangement of .......phospholipid.........biomembrane?
Me: stood like stick for for 2mins.I no know wetting to talk.Cos de only thing wer be my idea for wetting I write come so nah my name n reg numb only.
Lecturer: Gerrraaaat of my office! U fool.
I open de door,I say thank u Dr. n I jumped out.
Chai,my village people were enter de woman body to disgrace me dat day bin dey strong..ooh!
Copied assignment especially de one in a haste do me strong thing..oo.
Can't stop laughing here I swear

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:36pm On Jul 06, 2019
48noble:
its a lucky day
Walai very lucky day.

We struggled to get a single goal in our previous 3 matches. What happened today is like a copied assignment...It can't be explained.


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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:02pm On Jul 06, 2019
xynerise:
Why Onyekuru and Chukwueze not playing is beyond my understanding.
My guy even if them put them both, the result will be the same.

I don't really know how we got here. Once a reputable soccer name in the world. The player wearing our No 10 shirt is Mikel. That is when you know we are in trouble.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:23pm On Jul 06, 2019
Jchi9876:
Oga stop this shit. e no dey work
No mind the useless link the guy is sharing.

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Sports › Re: Frank Lampard Takes Charge Of Chelsea Training For The First Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:30pm On Jul 06, 2019
Isn't this too enormous a task for Frank?

Replicating the success of Zidane in Madrid is by sheer luck which I doubt even Zidane himself can recreate.

But my dear Lampy, don't ever be a solskjear.

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Business › Re: 10 Biggest And Busiest Markets In Nigeria That Are Saving The Nation From Hunger by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:28pm On Jul 06, 2019
Beverlyjean:
What of trade fair...heard it's the biggest in West Africa and foreigners come there to buy goods
It could have been the largest in west Africa as you said but then...the road is bad and business is now crawling in trade fair.

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Politics › Re: Just In: Embattled Senator Abbo Surrenders To Police For Probe by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:05pm On Jul 04, 2019
EbenLekki:
It's a good thing he apologized and was sober too. Let him be made to compensate the lady in millions. Then, let's forgive him.

After this, he must have learnt his lessons.
See how you immediately decide on behalf of the victim, police and the judiciary...

Bros you strong o...

Mr Finidi Judge.

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Blasts Men Who Abuse, Rape Women by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:53am On Jul 04, 2019
Zikomakanaki:
She don finish her stew huh
The stew don sour na

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Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts As Buhari Suspends RUGA by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:50pm On Jul 03, 2019
Amanew:
My Able Lord
My Saviour
Ohamadike 1 of Biafra Land
Anu ana agba egbe o na ata Nri

Ume a mere Zoo

We Love u die Sir!
Kanu is your Savior?

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Politics › Re: The Moment Senator Elisha Abbo Apologised For Beating A Woman by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:45pm On Jul 03, 2019
Ologogoro:
I read some as**lickers comments up there commending him for his maturity, what's maturity in assaulting a lady and later apologize?
All those comments on the page was paid for. This is just a game to improve his dented image, brainwash Nigerians that he is now a repented and Honorable man.

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Politics › Re: Senator Abbo Apologises, Begs For Forgiveness by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:15pm On Jul 03, 2019
Is that the robust response he promised us?

Shioor

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