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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo Steps Down As COZA Pastor Pending Investigations by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:46pm On Jul 03, 2019
seunmsg:
Good riddance. Now that he has stepped aside as pastor of the church, a formal complaint should be lodged against him at FCT Police command and thorough investigation should be conducted. Every lady with a story of abuse by the pastor should be encouraged to come forward and tell their stories. At the end of the day, we want to see full prosecution of the accused if necessary.
Lol, you are so funny bros. Did he really step down? Step down for who? That church and all the branches are his properties. Perhaps a SHONEKAN is presently climbing the pulpit but sir, FATOYINBO dey still dey run things

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Celebrities › Re: Ese Walter Who Also Publicly Accused Pastor Fatoyinbo Of Rape Speaks by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:39am On Jun 29, 2019
Bestinstinct:
Lol..bro if she does that then I will beg over and over again.
Nothing do you bros, you no be wall of Jericho wey dey fall.

But women be wahala o.

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Celebrities › Re: Ese Walter Who Also Publicly Accused Pastor Fatoyinbo Of Rape Speaks by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:43am On Jun 29, 2019
Bestinstinct:
Lol bro...we all guilty of this o. But it all depends on how the other party takes it. Till you hear from the lady, you wouldn't know the extent of emotional damage you might have caused her. Had a babe then, we were dating normal, she came to spend the weekend but on Sunday night I wanted to do the do but babe was forming I'm not interested. As a sharp guy that I thought I was, my mind was like babe wants another spice and I used macho way. We broke up during the following week and didn't talk for years. We spoke 5 years after and babe accused me of rape, I was like when?! Me?! When babe explain, I was dumbfounded. She already saw some messages on my phone and knew I was cheating. She couldn't find the voice to challenge due to heartbreak and her kind of meek person but I didn't know she has so much on her head. I misunderstood her NO. I begged her o, serious begging sef. So bro, let's lend a hand when women speaks up...our daughters will grow too. Peace.
Eehn ehn, Bros you don enter am....
We go publish your rape case for all blogs next week. Just wait make this Fatoyinbo case die down small. Let me call the girl to start learning how to cry cause she must cry live on TV during the interview.

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Family › Re: Woman Accuses Maid Of Stealing Her Husband With Charms by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:32pm On Jun 27, 2019
That "Do As I say" really got me laughing here

A street neighbor was once coerced to buy some "MAGIC KOLA" inside molue. The seller had said the Kola could cure any ailment. He boasted that:
If you get fever, buy this KOLA chop am
If you get syphilis, buy this Kola chop am
If your market no sell, buy this Kola chop am

The seller stupidity is not as epic as the many passengers such as my neighbor that bought the damned magic KOLA

Truly if you hustle, you can sell water to a well.

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Celebrities › Re: Meet Nkechi Blessing Sunday's Son (Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:24pm On Jun 27, 2019
victorian:
Abeg I'm not in a good mood tonight cheesy

If you know, you know cool


If you don't know well I can't say more than that..

I don't have strength to argue all night.
See how you are hiding under the cliche of "If you know, you know"
Kindly enlighten us to Madam Wikipedia.
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Celebrities › Re: Meet Nkechi Blessing Sunday's Son (Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:32pm On Jun 27, 2019
victorian:
Upon as she's given birth. The Buisness still continues.

Na wa! sad
WHICH BUSINESShuh?
Crime › Re: "How My Cousin Raped And Abused Me" Nigeria Twitter Lady Shares Her Story by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:24pm On Jun 27, 2019
Summary: You are not a virgin.

We know dear and we are not expecting you to be a Virgin.

NEXT PLEASE....

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Celebrities › Re: Kiran Matharoo To Venita Akpofure: "You Were Jealous We Slept With Billionaires" by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:08pm On Jun 27, 2019
Izabel:
win free money.
check my siggy and thank me later
Update my Guy. This format is outdated na.

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Fashion › Re: 2019 Contestants Of The Miss Tourism Nigeria In Their Swimwear (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:26pm On Jun 26, 2019
Oovi5:
Bone bone everywhere
Ekiti try o.

The curves are 32, 38.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Revolution Loading In Malawi, As The People Say No More Oppression (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2019
We are too large and too different to ever witness such in Nigeria.

The British were so wise with the nonsense amalgamation.

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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels, Naira Marley, Broda Shagi, And Others Party Inside Ned Nwoko Jet by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:59pm On Jun 23, 2019
Asabe4:
All these smileys above na to book space abi cheesy cheesy
I sense a Big Scandal soon. I hope she survives it.
Business › Re: Ghanaians On The Streets Of Port Harcourt Dancing And Selling Adonko Bitters by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:42pm On Jun 23, 2019
Emrixx:
Hmmm adonko bitters if u know u know
E dakun e jami si cause i don't know

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Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria: Women World Cup (3 - 0) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2019
YoungAncient1:
People wey no fit score dey conceed penalty. Super Falcons have not improve at all over the years and somebody was telling me that the world cup was structured so that no African can win it. What nonsense talk.
The goals go reach 5 today. And super eagles won't even cushion this loss because they will struggle against Burundi.
Open a shop. Put a soothsayer sign and start making money. Even pastors wet dey see vision no see reach wetin you dey see.

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Family › Re: Return My Virginity If You Want Dissolution, Wife Tells Husband by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:52pm On Jun 19, 2019
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How's that done?
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Dumps Lady After Cooking For Him by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:31pm On Jun 19, 2019
No problem, we believe you.

Thank God say heart no be show glass.

Perhaps only then we can see the debris left from some peoples' heart after countless heartbreak.

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Poses In His Office, Says "Dream Big And Work Big" by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:13am On Jun 19, 2019
Dreaming to Thief?
I want to follow my Dad's advise of "hustle big and never hustle through the backdoor".

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs France: FIFA Women's World Cup (0 - 1) Full Time by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:48pm On Jun 17, 2019
Final whistle...

And now your watch has ended.

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Politics › Re: INEC Announces Automatic Employment For Corpers by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:35pm On Jun 17, 2019
2019 19k alawee (Falz, 19)

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Travel › Re: A Single Mum Wants To Relocate Abroad, Needs Ideas by jy2kbeyond(m): 3:09pm On Jun 16, 2019
Omoluabi, ma bo sowo aye

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Travel › Re: African Lady Who Lost In The Middle Of Desert In UAE (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:56pm On Jun 15, 2019
dalass:
Once bitten twice shy... grin
Have you been bitten before?

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Romance › Re: I'm About To Lose My Fiancee, Please Help by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:50pm On Jun 15, 2019
I bet she won't want to lose you as well.

Take the analogy of a hot water left unattended. E go later cold pass ice.

Her anger will evaporate very soon.

Just give her space and stop bothering her... She will come back to realize how much she's missed you.

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Celebrities › Re: Calabar Chic: I Was Raped At 14, Attempted Suicide -Comedian Marks 28th Birthday by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:05am On Jun 12, 2019
Just doing the normal thing of codedly telling suitors not to panic after breaking in into her ocean.

Ladies have lost their virginity through many ridiculous ways. A lady in my office lost her's when she drank a VERY HOT TEA during her university days. According to her, all her undies got blood stained after some few seconds of sipping the tea. I consoled her that Turkish tea are normally too strong. I am bad, I know.

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Romance › Re: Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her? by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:04am On Jun 12, 2019
Chi59:
Exactly. This young man is just looking for a reason to bring shame to the lady. I'm sure there's something he's hiding. His writing is not straight forward. That he suspects she's a feminist. After TWO years.
Something tells me it's either he's falling for someone else or he has spiritual problems.
I actually believe the lady felt she's got him hooked, felt relaxed and started to dish out another version of herself. Women are capable of having several characters.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Rocks Swimwear, Poses By The Pool Side by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:04pm On Jun 11, 2019
The official Dubai escort package

Enjoy your life jare

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Celebrities › Re: Peruzzi To Face Legal Actions For Assaulting Pamilerin – DMP by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:58pm On Jun 10, 2019
When a certain Naira Dube was misbehaving and misyarning, he didn't know it can be this difficult.

I bet Peruzzi didn't know too

Unfortunately, no time machine to help Peruzzi rewind the time and act right. He is swimming in regrets now

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Celebrities › Re: I Can’t Boast Of Not Collecting Money From ‘yahoo Boys’ –jaywon by jy2kbeyond(m): 7:50am On Jun 09, 2019
Thank you Jaywon for distancing yourself.

A certain ''ZIMBABWEAN DOLLAR DUBE'' is still locked up because he couldn't guide his speech.

He doesn't know when to stop talking despite warnings from seasoned artistes.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Ex Husband Olakunle Churchill Wishes Mystery Lady Happy Birthday by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:56am On Jun 09, 2019
Codedly hitting hard on a toxic ex. Ordinarily, today should be all about Tonto but see how this man has diverted the attention she much craved for away from her. Now this is how to kill a toxic person with silence.

Truly, silence is goldengrin
Politics › Re: My Saddest Day As Senate President ~ Bukola Saraki by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:26am On Jun 07, 2019
Lilimax:
He is going already smiley
Better.

Because all these grammar is for emotional inclination.
Politics › Re: "Follow Who Know Road": Dino Melaye For Kogi State Governor, Shares Posters by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:25am On Jun 07, 2019
Dino what! My dear Kogi state, who has done this to you?
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Politics › Re: My Saddest Day As Senate President ~ Bukola Saraki by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:19am On Jun 07, 2019
Just be going

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Romance › Re: Man Beats Up His Fiancee As She Turns Down His Marriage Proposal In Public by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:01am On Jun 06, 2019
elantraceey:
Some girls nor get sense, what will it cost you to just say yes to save the man's face and tell him it's a no when you both are alone? undecided Not all engagement end up in marriage nau

modified :: that's front of Uniben hall 2 hostel, it is staged , they didn't even video him actually hitting her... mtthheeewww.
Just like Jon Snow, some people meant whatever they says... kiss
Celebrities › Re: Human Mannequin: I Love Fat Cucumbers - Beauty Queen & Model by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:51am On Jun 06, 2019
pelicanbeau:
She must be igbo girl and she is the glory of her family...biko
You look like an Igbo too. Everything... sad

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