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Romance › Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:33am On Jan 16, 2020
Una don start again

You keep misleading innocent ladies

Getting married no be beans. It requires commitment.

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Agriculture › Re: This Is The Snake Killing My Chickens & Tampering With Their Eggs In My Poultry by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:43pm On Jan 14, 2020
mamaafrik:
Buy a cat or plant taba leave around.
That Snake killed my cat o. The poison of this snake no be play o

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Family › Re: Our Marriage Maybe Seriously Falling Apart: Please Advise Me! by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:19am On Jan 14, 2020
Vortex369:
Marriage has always been a prize for women. Except you are an hypocrite.

I dont make these things up. I study Reality.

Brice Price means the cost price of a Bride, in actually, it the price a woman is sold for.
Taking up a man's name is called Change of Title, when you buy an item, you change the name to yours, so the man owns that woman.
For better for worse means, you have been bought and must remain with your owner.
In every culture, cost price is returned if an item is no longer needed, same is done when a woman is no more needed, I dont make these things up.

Every married woman is owned, by the buyer.

To stop this apparent selling of humans, end Bride Price or Abrogate Marriage so every one can fucck their lovers.
I hope you are one of the disciples of Linda Ikeji that won't practice what they preach.

Its better for you if you blah blah online and submit at home to your husband.

That is wisdom my dear.
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Family › Re: Our Marriage Maybe Seriously Falling Apart: Please Advise Me! by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:14am On Jan 14, 2020
CHoccolaTE:
Nigerian women are really suffering in marriages o.
Just imagine if a man fell sick and couldn't provide or sexually satisfy his wife and she decided to flirt around because she needs attention. Nobody will ever advice the man to ignore her and focus on his health instead

Irony is that adultery is forbidden to both men and women but men are hypocrites that think cheating is their birthright. Why the hell must he flirt with another woman when he has a wife? Instead of being there for her and helping to nurse her back to health he is looking for love elsewhere.
When you are ready to face the reality of the world. Eternal peace won't be a far-fetched commodity.

Awon set Equal right.

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Romance › Re: When She Promises To Come Over But Refuses To Show Up by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:54am On Jan 14, 2020
Thegeneralqueen:
Which visitor huh I don't treat visitors more than i treat myself sad and I'm not someone that cooks always he rather takes me to an eatery
Eatery? Restaurant?

You better package yourself here properly. My men are watching o

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Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed In My Workplace by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:45am On Jan 09, 2020
Wow...

People still work at Jurassic Park?

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Sports › Re: Ibrahimovic: I Want 70 Thousand Fans At San Siro, Otherwise I Won't Play! by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:42pm On Jan 06, 2020
Oh my Milan

How the mighty have fallen
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Christianity Etc › Re: Leke Adeboye Speaks About First Fruit, Daddy Freeze And His Followers React by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:52am On Jan 06, 2020
I guess the expected wasn't forthcoming properly

They had to rebrand and do some PR shit

Man must whack

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Family › Re: Meeting Your In-law For Marriage: 6 Questions To Expect As A Guy by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:34am On Jan 05, 2020
Most importantly always ask the suitor, ARE YOU A MARLIAN?

This is because people with Bad Mannaz will screw the life of your daughters.

I say my own o

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Romance › Re: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:26am On Jan 01, 2020
Theophinio:
SON OF GRACE
Am taking over in 2020
Our next 16 years old wonderkid. Blessings bro

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Sports › Re: Meet Efe Ajagba, Nigerian Boxer Making Waves Like Anthony Joshua by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:07am On Dec 28, 2019
Riversides2003:
I used to beat this guy those days, don’t know if I can still do it again.
One thousand ways to die. How did you get here?

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Politics › Re: Police Release Shina Peller On Bail by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:04am On Dec 24, 2019
tashashiel:
This country sef, even if you got money and power they'll still fvck you up
Detty December I see you. Man must whack jare.

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Politics › Re: FUOYE Killings: Bisi Fayemi's 'Persona Non-Grata' Order Lifted, NANS Appologises by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:01am On Dec 24, 2019
Man must whack
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Family › Re: I Hit My Wife by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:09am On Dec 16, 2019
LilMissFavvy:
How would you have felt if it was your wife who hanged out with her friends and came back by 2am? Any married man or woman who does things without considering the other partner is immature or simply wicked. Your wife's brother should have slapped you back, or is he a weak man? He should have slapped you ensuring that you bleed from your mouth and nose. As for your wife, continue to call her, send messages, give her more time, she will heal and return to you. It's very shameful that her brother was there and did not defend her, by slapping the st-pi---y outta your brains.
Even Adichie your role model dey her husband house on a low key. That woman is destroying many like you.

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Fashion › Re: Nyekachi Douglas Is Miss World AFRICA 2019 (Photo) by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:23am On Dec 15, 2019
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Confused lot.
Music/Radio › Re: Naira Marley ‘LOL’ EP Tracklist by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:57am On Dec 11, 2019
The more you look, the less you see

Success does not have a specific formula

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Education › Re: Second Term Begins: Did You Do This While In Primary Or Secondary School? by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:47am On Dec 09, 2019
ChieduJoshua081:
In my school it was "Live to remember.......... "
My 2go username then was Jboy so I wrote in on the wall
"Live to remember jboy" it will still be in that my class wall today after so many years.
Sorry to disappoint you sir, the last Batch B youth corp members deployed to the school have painted everything out.

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Politics › Re: The Black Nepa Sango Statue @ Marina Lagos Is Wearing A New Look! by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:35pm On Dec 08, 2019
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That Painting project is a massive project that can gulp about 40 Million naira.

Awon ndi ara

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Romance › Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:51am On Dec 03, 2019
Harlequeen:
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I guess this is what you want. Hold him tight

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Romance › Re: I Don't Know What My Problem Is With Men And Dating by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:45am On Dec 03, 2019
GraGra247:
Stick with this no matter what and you will not miss it. Even if you miss it, it would be because you were not lucky and not because you didn't do what you were supposed to do.

I agree with your dad. Focus on building up your career, CV and Qualications and skills. Go from masters to PHD if you can.

All these come with huge bonuses:- Career men and "oil company" men will be competing for your attention. They'll be hunting you and not the reverse.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Eintracht Frankfurt : Europa League (1 - 2) - Live by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:33am On Nov 29, 2019
Akinz0126:
Ever since has sold Iwobi I noticed their life has not remain the same...Iwobi actaully add some ginger to that attack I must say
Iwobi has added that Ginger and garlic to Everton abi?

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Sports › Re: Mourinho Considering Signing Ibrahimovic To Tettenham Hotspur by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:13am On Nov 23, 2019
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Joke of the year.
Which club did the clown think he's managing?

Real Madrid or Manchester City?

Oga, you better start practicing bus parking with what you have.

Shingbai signing you no go get.
Education › Re: The Cake Made For An English Graduate Of Ambrose Alli University by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:56am On Nov 23, 2019
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English should be B.A not BSC
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Feeds A Lion Named After Her by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:25am On Nov 21, 2019
Simply put...DJ Cuppy plays with fire

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Sports › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Sacks Coach Mauricio Pochettino by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:03am On Nov 20, 2019
Sacking Poch is a big mistake.
Some people are just meant for each other.
Everton never really recovered after David Moyes left.
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Celebrities › Re: Adaeze And Joseph Yobo And Their Kids In Matching Outfits (photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:43pm On Nov 18, 2019
Joseph Yobo use to annoy me as a defender. A dandy footballer that avoids touching the opponent even when conceding a goal is at stake. Josph Yobo normally plays for the national team without breaking a sweat, his white and green jersey still looking fresh after 90 minutes.

My guy is still looking fresh and clean. Big up man

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Romance › Re: Losing Interest In My Girlfriend by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:16am On Nov 17, 2019
Ladylite:
Am really sorry on behalf of ladies on how you have been treated by your lady.

But I need to explain some few things
You may have not understood about ladies.... So you do not make the mistake again in your next relationshipssss

You can kiss a lady and still not know her
. You can sex a lady very well and she will still not be yours.
You may even spend money on her education, looks, parents, health and in gratitude she will cheat on you.

The key to a Lady's heart, soul and body is COMMUNICATION.

Once a guy has good communications with a lady NOT just talk games o, the girl is owned even if she denies it vehemently.

Many guys stop pursuing impressive communication once they have gotten the girl to date them or marry them. That's man's biggest mistake or oversight about women.

Communication is a life long work both parties must do for the relationship to remain strong and grow.
Communication as in re-toasting her everyday?

Communication as in bursting her brain daily with fantasies?

Communication as in .....

They both agreed to be in a relationship. Everybody cant be a talkative. She knew him before she got in the affair.

For God's sake they are in a relationship. Have you heard of the word LOYALTY before.

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Romance › Re: Indecisive About My Fiancée That Dated People I Know by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:37pm On Nov 14, 2019
baby124:
If all you do is hang out at beer parlour with men that are consumed with sex and reminiscing over sexual encounters, then you need another job or a hobby. It’s actually disgusting to think of. Let me tell you, guys have snatched me from their friends before right from secondary school when we were not giving sex sef. Guys actually don’t care and they are very selfish, much more than girls once they find a girl they like. In fact they can compete and cut off the world to have that girl. Which is really how nature works! grin.

Let me confess here sef, I was kind of snatched as a wife and hubby has changed his circle the moment I agreed. tongue. I am a hot cake if I must confess. grin. The toaster who was toasting was feeling like a G and, even introduced me to my guy. Before he knew what happened, we don move shocked. It’s been wonderful and I am glad we chose each other.

Your wife is probably being paraded by one idiot right now, who she knows she can’t marry. And is using him to pass time.
HEES CARRY HOT.

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Celebrities › Re: Mayorkun Warns Falz To Beware Of SARS Over His New Look by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:00pm On Nov 14, 2019
Sarz is now a laughing stock?

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Travel › Re: My Visit To Air Force Base In Greece (photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:47am On Nov 11, 2019
Air Force base?

I think a tourist center best described the scenarios here. No military outfit who specialize in defense will allow you into their base with a camera.


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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Gorgeous In Cleavage-Baring Dress (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:13am On Nov 04, 2019
5k for who?


Clout chaser

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Health › Re: FG To Revive 10,000 Primary Healthcare Centres by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:01pm On Nov 03, 2019
How much do they plan to steal this time around?

Awon barawo

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