₦airaland Forum

advanceDNA:
Apart from the fact that u are just being used as ATM since most of them afford to pay their bills....... the more annoying part is u are expected to love their child like ur own, provide for their needs, but when u scold the child the mother will quickly give u a rude reminder that ur sperm is not involved in the transaction that made her child[s][/s]....

it is then most guys realize they are just a means to an end

you said it all bro

Jacobx007:
So how can a man answer what he doesn't experience?

yeah coz he made them experience it

VillageGuyArts1:
No na. She's just a friend.

Imagine your babe dey hit on someone else for their work.. you said his jealous for checking on his babe right..

raul:
love at first sight?, does it exists, if it does,does it exist in Nigeria, Generally i think it does exists, but in Nigeria,i dont think so

guy nah ashewo dey your eyes
Nothing like love at first site

Jennyclay:
Personally, I can't go out on a date with a guy using okada as means of transport.

It looks so awkward to me. You don't expect me to dress well and start jumping okada up and down with you under the sun or rain... It's wrong abeg!

If you don't have a car, atleast order Uber when going out on a date with a girl. Uber is also cheap to move around than using an okada. Abeg!

Yesterday, after I closed from work, a friend of mine who is a medical doctor wanted to take me out just for dinner. So while I was waiting for him at my work place... minutes later he arrived, I was expecting him to come with Uber ride because he doesn't have a car.. only for me to see okada, he even told the Okadaman to wait for him.

The moment I sighted him through the gate, I started pretending like I'm having stomach ache.. I just told him I've been stooling since morning that I need to go home.

Men I have a question... Will you fall sick if you order Uber to take a lady out on a date?? Stop using okada abeg! It's a special date!

Some ladies can jump okada with you but personally I can't ooo.. Biko!!

whores be feeling entitled lately 🤨😊😆😆

VeryWickedSimp:
This is a useless post.

Women are wonderful creatures that should be pampered 24/7. If your woman is doing something you don't like then you should apologize like a real man and make adjustments.

wth bro
Like She doing wrong is now your fault??
Muhfkers be cappin lately 😑😑
Mtchhw

MoneyMustBMade:
I was once like you but is normal, plenty men are not far from this. Op mine was worse than yours but when I met my wife, everything change. She added alot of value to my life and I have no choice than to fall in love

please the meaning of OP. I don't know it

ritaprincess:
Have you had experience with them,please share.

anty no collect any lappo ooo
That's money no good Atall

KeyEndurance:
Am A Kind Of Man That Enjoy Been In Relationship but To My Greatest Surprised my girlfriend Had Shocked Me Today.
There Was A Girl I Toasted ending Of 2016 we Enjoyed Our Been Together So Much To The extend That i Engaged Her January 2017 I Bought Her A Ring To Avoid Being disturb By Some street Boys, she Was Been Disturbing me To Marry Her Ever Since Then As If Marriage is Simple Thing That You Can Do with Ordinary Paper. I Told Her To Endure for Me till 2020 (everybody Knew How 2020 was bad) so i Did Not do Anything. And The Love We Have For Other Is So much nice to The Extend That We Cant do Without Seeing others every Day. She Do Complained To Me That Her Parent were Disturbing Her To Marry, but I Cant come And Rush My Self Because I Have No Money. To Short The Story this Girl Return my Ring this Morning with Tears That Am Wasting her Time without Showing Sign Of Marrying Her, i Wonder How She Want me to Show Her Sign.
I Can Never Trust Women Again In My Life because Of what She Did to me today

hey bro
Don't waste your time for no LovePeddler

VOsimhen144:
I feel a twinge of envy for the white people. I love their way of life. I wish I was a white guy. The white people are highly intelligent, they advanced technology to make life easy for everyone, they are blessed with good leaders. The society produces it kind so definitely they must produce a good leader.

But here in Africa, our society is bad reason we produce bad leaders, we are all monkeys. Infact the word Africa should be changed to Zoofrica. We are all animals in this continent.

In 2022 we're still carrying out jungle justice and lynching people like barbecues.

In 2022 we're still shouting UP NEPA, even with the fact that they denied us the light we paid for.

In 2022, majority of us aren't even educated. Even the ones that are educated can't think for themselves.

In 2022, all we do in Africa is work, work, and work till we die like slaves, some people can't stand straight becus of too much work. If you notice Most Nigerians do bend if they are walking on the road. someone will go to work around 7am and close from work 9pm. No time for vacation, no time to spend with our family. White people don't work for such long hours and yet they go on vacations. The system is well designed for them because of their productive brains.

In 2022, despite the fact we know that this particular presidential candidate is very corrupt, yet we mumu will still support the candidate.

We are barbarians, we're monkeys in this Africa. I wish I was a white guy. I so much love the white people. I question God everyday why he didn't create me as a white guy.

Africa is blessed with natural resources but we don't have productive brains to use it. Rather is to Loot Loot Loot! There is no single country in Africa that is as standard as just one European country. What a curse.

God in my next life I don't want to be a black man.

why do I feel like you were writing this message with your face filled with tears man?!!

Comrade I feel you here🤲🖐️

Ahdunns:
I no go lie, make i jus talk ma mind.
Is it just me or does anyone else has hatred toward this guy's post??

I mean WTF. no one employed you, to cm and be telling us your life nd blah blah shit.

Thank you Oga, we don't need it.

hey muhfker
We never asked for your opinion here
So fxck off psusyy

Freshtruth:
Me and this girl have been dating for over 7months now I have even.introduce her to my parents . so last week I decided to take her and have a good time at the club on our arrival there is this young guy who order for 7 Hennessey and 10 Andre at a spot Dorime sound was played for him. This guy use full Andre to watch his hands in our presence. I ask the Bar man how much is one bottle of Hennessey the Bar man told me 22k. I order for Andre which cost 13k and me and my babe were drinking it . so me and my babe began dancing I became press told my babe am coming ,when I finish using the rest room I came back and find my babe at this guy chair that just bought those drinks I was angry walk up to my babe and told her what she is doing there the guy was with a group of men and few ladies then the guy ask her why am I angry he told the guy I was his cousin and I am.very protective of her , the guy apologized to me and gave me a bottle of Hennessey at the spot . I told him thank you and walk out with my girlfriend.
The problem is my Girlfriend told me she don't want the guy and his group to attack me that she save me by saying am his cousin so guys this girl have never cheated on me before she was always open to me about anything I trust her because she use to leave her phone with me. Should I still go ahead and continue the relationship? She always call me with her card and she is also an usher at the church , she from a decent family

them don get usher wey Dem legalize for clubhouse
Let's get it straight bruh
A LovePeddler is a LovePeddler either ways she would come open one day bro..
Just freestyle that girl
Thanks God you haven't married or did any intro shaa
All whores are broke so she thought she could get some shin shin from the other bro. So be real with your self bro. usher no get assurance with heaven fahh 😁. If she dey real for you she for no loose guard you for another guy nahh

Ammmy:
there is this man that has been very helpful to me with prayers. he has helped me resolve a lot of life issues i went through at some point and he has been assisting me with prayers. He sees visions and revelations for me and warns me before hand. everything he tells me always happens as he has said it. the issue of spirit husband i talked about in my previous thread, he has promised to rescue me from it. The problem here now is that he said he has to deposit his sperm in me, that his sperm is power, once it is in me i carry power in me. that all life's challenges will be resolved and all my heart desires shall be granted. abeg hear this matter o

as portable said
Who go hep you no go stress you.
Run dearest 🏃🏃🤹

NBAjunior:
Hello everyone Good morning I have an issue and I need your thoughts on this...
Have been dating this beautiful girl for 5 months now the relationship has been good except for the fact that she is not always available for us to see
I stay alone in a nicely furnished self contain while she stays with her parents her parents are very strict so she always has limited time outside of the house.
This has been our issue ever since and it's been bothering me so I decided to end things with her yesterday she has been begging me with calls and text messages that I shouldn't give up on her..,,
She will be gaining admission into a state school and will be resuming maybe before the end of this year I don't think I can wait that long she wants me to be patient with her
After so many pleas I told her I will think about it I love her a lot but her not being available for us to see is really eating me up tho she always does her best to come by whenever she got the opportunity
What do you think guys? What would you do if you are in my position??

P:S am the one that disflowered her

Nah ashewo dey your body..
Ogbeni calm down jorr
You no thank God say she dey try her best bahh..
Till you meet the one wey go overpower you soon.

youngfocus:
pls dont mind my grammatical construction,feel free to say anytin u like.
This as been my heart Borden,never disobey ur parent,yea I love my mum nd she loves me too because she give me life to leave,which I knw I will continue to lover her,never disobey ur parent the bible said it is the only law that is attached with,PROMISE.I could remember vividly than that am strong me nd my mum went to is pastor because we attend different church on my kneeling down for the pastor to pray for me the first things that came out of is mouth is that I should not marry a fair girl even I should not even take them as my gf,though than am small,am JST like wat is this man saying.he jst pray for me nd I come back home days went into month,month into years and me to am growing older also.bt I JST began to notice sumtin
After some many year that the pastor av said is own which am very sure my mum will have forgoten the vision,it was just one Monday mornen,who u epp,who u serve,it my phone ringing for me to check the caller.it my mom,as I pick it,it was a surprise to me because my mum never call me as early as that time,as I pick d call.Num= oko Mi good morning hope it not to early I had a dream,BT I will not tell u bt the point there pls nd pls dnt marry a fair girl oooo,my memory immediately wnt back to what the pastor told me than,I Jst said ok,this is were the problem lye nw there is this girl now very fair that we became friend when she come to my shop nd I help her to repair her phone,I like her though, bt she loves me die oooo,even though dis last Sunday she said she is missing me alot and also is phone is faulty cos am an engineer that she is coming to my house which I gave her the address which she came we are both inside my room,I jst make sure I keep my distance to avoid contact the funniest part of it is that there is noting wrong with is phone she JST use it as excuse to come my house guests to d fact dat I dnt go shop on sunday, after so many gisting nd laughing all of a suddenly we jst stop looking at each other eye though I dnt make any move to me is like Satan plan work.she av b calling me now coming to my working place,nd so many green light which she is showing, pls what is ur advise for me base on what i was been told,not that I don't like her but due to what I av heard,and also what is ur view in dating fair girl,when 70% of pastor will say guy should not date a fair girl y are they still bleaching?

truth being told broo
Since you are been warned before,you better listen to your guidance or your plugs (your means of communication with God).. all this happens because you are a destined person
Salam 💐🕊️ ☣️

MoneyMustBMade:
If you are to be in this guy's shoes what will you do?

damn bro
This shit Is bleeped up bro
Ain't continuing any marriage shit broo

Truth be told
I don't see the reasons why as a man, it's compulsory to be handsome while still under your parents roof or still grinding hard...
This real.. as a Nigerian hustler the other gender should not be a problem we all(men) should be worried about..
so build yourself and make your family be your priorities, cos the goal is to make the family proud not going after materialistic and egoistic things!!
Be proud and humble.
Salam 💐🕊️

Stephen2324:
What makes someone beautiful to you?

thanks you said beautiful!
Not pretty!!!
From my side ohh
1Neatness
2The body curve of the Lady
3.the character

IamDietiesGod:
And when did you start experiencing this?

him go don forget shaa

Gift96:
You need to eat alot of cucumber and pineapples. They are both fruits used to correct speech / communication problems. They also aid critical thinking capabilities

what if the op don forget wetin you talk now 😑🤭

Kabalmark:
😑😑

am silent

parcydrix:
Reduce ur volume bro I no wan cast 🤫

😑😑

parcydrix:
Idiot because of you I wasted my mb dey find the well rounded nyash 😁

Johnny sins is that you??🤭🤭

CallmeTrinity:
Not news.. I know popular make up artists form Kenya who told me poi t blank she seen tuface sucking off dbanj once in an orgy party...

She is rich and someone I know won't just cap BS.
She close friends with Anne tufag's wife

Dbanj always liked sucking off men from what I hear . Most bigwigs have cum in dbanjs arse and mouth .. but I heard tuface had a nickname called blower 3000... You can guess why .

I hear tuface could suck crude oil from a drill pipe...

that shit Is really nasty broo
Shit bro.😑😑

JackDaAlienz:
Brooooo, I'm so fucking done with Igbo girls, I'm Igbo but to be honest Igbo girls are very decieving like snakes.
I'm tired of playing stupid childish manipulative games.
I spent some years in eastern Europe, over there it was very easy for me to date white girls.
If white girl love you, she will make things easy. I enjoyed girls over there

Since I came back to Nigeria I stay down in the east.
My experience with igbo girls have been a total mindfuck.
She will like you but play very hard to get, she will give greenlight when you approach her she begin to snob or act unitrested. Like wtf??
That brings me to what really pain me is the Sex.
Igbo girls see sex as money transactions
The white girls give you sex freely if they love you.
Igbo girl will love you and still use sex as bargaining tool for money or gifts.
Igbo girls motto is "No money No Sex"

oh damn bro
This shit Is bleeped bro
It's really bad bro
They all whores broo
🥺😑😑

VeryWickedGoat:
The only explanation here is that my box was bewitched because I don't know whether to laugh or cry. It can't even pay for the hammer I rented.
I need urgent help.

damn bro
You are bleeped bro..
Sorry broo.
Hustle hard bro...

OurBusinessIsPr:
Tayo it will last .

Me that need her shebi I have checked myself ? The pros and the cons ,I have checked and I am good to go, can you link me.up ?

comrade if you see pass one abeg link me up... I want check something 😁😁

englishmart:
We met recently at the location where I got my PVC, I managed to get her number and we got talking. Fast forward to Saturday, I called her, and just while we were rounding off, she asked what I was getting for her for the weekend? I then asked her what she wanted and she said anything reasonable. So I flipped the question. "what about you, what are you getting for me"?
Her reply was in the medieval. She said "It's men that buy things for women and not the other way around". I was shocked. So people still harbor such reasoning?
I asked if there was anything wrong if she bought me any gift too. Then she said she didn't see that appropriate.
I have so much to worry about, I don't need an able-bodied adult orphan to worry about.
Relationship isn't for extortion, neither is it a job.

Thank God I'm now an alphaman. 😆

be wise.. those motherfuckers ain't know what it takes to be a man...
They just wanna suck on your blood bro..

fyzaila:
I don't know how i can help this situation gaskiya. My sis has been troubled ever since she went through her husband's WhatsApp chat with one particular woman. She told me she has been suspecting her husband who is always with his phone 247 for like 4 months now. She said he is always pressing his phone even till past 12am. When she noticed this she talked to him about it but he told her "it is his phone not hers, everyone should do whatever they like with their phone" she said she even denies him s3x sometimes because of this and also she's nonchalant about cooking and house chores all so that he can change and stop. But he doesn't seem bothered. And they have 2 kids.

So one particular night he slept off and the phone fell off his hand so she took it b4 it locks and went through his chats. She discovers he has been having emotional affairs with a divorced woman. It seems to her the woman was his ex. He is planning on marring her as his 2nd wife. And the woman also has two kids.

She said he hasn't defaulted in his responsibilities to the family. Me personally, i don't know what to do to console her to accept reality. Since our religion permits polygamy.

Nairalanders please what can you say about this situation now.

nothing concern me for two adults wey don see their own nekedness

Johnny sins

Natbrowny:
Relax papi. I used to think like dis. Until i straffed babes with dope skills. And dey come for more.

Them coming for more with zero billing made me concerned. I stylishly and indirectly manipulated some questions 2dem and dey were like they like d way i handle dem.. I said but i have a small dick.

Most say most big dick r useless.. Dey just wanna thrust n release. But i gat d skills. So manage ur small dick. Use skill compliment am..

pre-intimacy shud b ur weapon. Use it wisely. Then do d straffing with dope skills. I cant teach u dat one

2 all d small dicks out there.. Make we no lose hope.

comrade I bow for you ooo