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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton: Nairalanders Decide by kabukabu(m): 10:02pm On Nov 07, 2016
seye4nii:
Am sure those foks in nija that want Trumps to win just like that guy to win and deport all there undocumented friends in America back to Nija jealousies dey worry u ooo just my view no offence
Trump can't deport illegal immigrants on his own, he needs Congress to do so.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton: Nairalanders Decide by kabukabu(m): 9:51pm On Nov 07, 2016
JUHABACH:


bruh, trump has a lot of assets but huge debts. the worth of his buildings isnt an avcurate depiction of his true wealth.
http://www.wsj.com/articles/self-financing-campaign-all-the-way-would-have-been-a-stretch-for-trump-1463341722

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/19/third-presidential-debate-fact-check-trump-clinton
Sure he has debt and what does that have to do about the economic future of America?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Vs Hillary Clinton: Nairalanders Decide by kabukabu(m): 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2016
Here are the simple facts for Nigerians back home.
Trump is for
*lower taxes on business to encourage business growth and expansion
*Deportation of illegal immigrants who have committed crimes
*Restrict American involvement in all countries, withdraw from NATIONAL and increase ties with Russia and China.
*Increase American spending on infrastructure at home and reduce dependence on foreign goods and oil.


Hillary is for
*Gun control increases which is against law abiding citizens
*More and higher taxes on middle and high class including business owners
*Abortion
*Same gender marriage
*No deportation of illegal immigrants

Most Nigerians are conservative and would never vote for someone like Hillary.
Most Nigerians however are simply not well versed enough to notice the stark differences between Democrat and Republican policies
If you are a Nigerian supporting Hillary in the US.
you are probably under 25 yrs old and know nothing about politics and you probably never grew up in Nigeria.

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Business / Options For Business In Nigeria For 5 Mill? by kabukabu(m): 5:34pm On Nov 07, 2016
Would it be wise to invest in rental property or what good business makes sense in the long run with investment of about 5 million naira.
I live abroad.
Thank you.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's BBC Interview: Nigerians React On Twitter by kabukabu(m): 2:03pm On Oct 14, 2016
seXytOhbAd:
As Nigerians, we need to ask ourselves one important question. Who's fooling who?
This is a Woman who sleeps beside her husband every night. She obviously briefed him before going on that radio show and THEY are using this as an Avenue to cut down party influence while building support among the Northern elite. Regardless, we don't give a sh! t. Nigeria deserves a leader who is willing to accept responsibility and unify the country.

God bless Nigeria, God bless Nairaland, God bless our president(even though he no dey try sha).

A first lady is meant to be seen, and not heard (unless she is a very educated person like Michelle, Hillary or a comedian like Patience). Damn I miss the Jonathans.
Today is a special day. Please click like for The Jonathans .
Would you like to explain further
'A first Lady is meant to be seen not heard'?
That comment is just so wrong make me wonder your maturity, your background and your educational level.
Are there any women in your family?
Just disgusting speech.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump's Sex Talk Audio Leaks (Video) by kabukabu(m): 7:56pm On Oct 09, 2016
holocron:
Trump has not said anything that 70% of men ( all over the world) have never once said (but in private, descreet conversations). All these furore shows that the American empire is on the decline.

Would you care to elaborate on how a few careless words from some American presidential candidate shows that the world's largest economy(the USA) is on decline?
(waiting for a genuine answer) and make it good.

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Health / Re: The Dangers Of Breast Ironing by kabukabu(m): 7:51pm On Oct 09, 2016
Third world problems!
But seriously this doesn't deserve front page status.. This is just as click baity as you can get, more clicks more ad revenue... Thanks guys.

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Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by kabukabu(m): 6:02pm On Oct 04, 2016
halimi26:
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!
I don't think so even if she is not on naira land. Somebody here may know some lady just like that.
I do plan on being in Naija in the near future to search for my missing rib.
Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by kabukabu(m): 5:57pm On Oct 04, 2016
Agreed. Here you have some girls with no family
I want Naija so I can meet her family see if they are respectable or not, it's very important.
Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by kabukabu(m): 5:40pm On Oct 04, 2016
I got to go back home jor and get a fine,thick, smart, intelligent,chocolate Naija girl who can make jollof rice and other sweet things oh.
US naija girls don't cook, they want to eat out at fast food all the time.
I'm dead serious.
My requirements are
Maturity
Loyalty
Belief in God but not too church crazy
Have some meat on her... Not slim.
Some education
Not materialistic
Not jealous or judgemental of others
Very Family oriented.
Any tribe is ok but prefer Igbo or Delta
Holla at me
Family / Re: Help! I Am Going Back To Nigeria To Find A Wife! by kabukabu(m): 5:34pm On Oct 04, 2016
I got to go back home jor and get a fine,thick, smart, intelligent,chocolate Naija girl who can make jollof rice and other sweet things oh.
US naija girls don't cook, they want to eat out at fast food all the time.
I'm dead serious
Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Customer Care Agent Who Tried To 'Toast' Her In Kenya by kabukabu(m): 6:06pm On Oct 03, 2016
ElsonMorali:
The guy used his position to acquire her phone number and we all know how girls are about phone numbers right? Personally I wouldn't mind for a lady operator to hit up on me. grin
It was absolutely wrong for him to do that and yes the proper thing for the company to do is to fire him because he just proved that he can't be trusted with customers' private information.
I'd rather just get her residential address and bump into her "accidentally".
That being said the lady acted in a haste and will definitely have a lot of time to regret her actions especially when the guy gets sacked.
Why ruin a life when you can just let it go?
Because it's unprofessional and is a terminable offence... Geesh.Only in Naija would humans who call themselves smart would give excuses for this kind of behavior

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Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Shows Off Midriff At Nigeria's Independence Day Parade In N Y by kabukabu(m): 5:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
Liability:
What is midriff? Is it a name of a country?
Darn... A girl who doesn't know what midriff means..... Ugggghhhhh.
Religion / Re: Atheism And Logical Fallacies : Here Are 10 Logical Fallacies Atheists Commit by kabukabu(m): 12:45pm On Oct 02, 2016
Not really a question on atheism but my thought is simply this.
Islam and Christianity were forced on indigenous Africans by colonizing Arabs and Europeans. That is an undeniable fact.
They believed that African religions were Savage and that they had to forcibly convert them all.
How is that now Africans embrace the religions of their oppressors with such enthusiasm that is even greater than that of their masters.
Black Africans were hung in the US at special after church gatherings.Even till this day in the US the most segregated places are churches on every Sunday.Same goes Black African slaves and their descendants on every continent since slavery.
They gave you their religion to rob you of your dignity and self worth,obedient slaves were less likely to revolt.

Just my two cents here, can't really elaborate on these thoughts as I'm actually just waking up.

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Romance / Re: "Maggots In My Vagina" - Self-Confessed Runs Girl by kabukabu(m): 1:28pm On Sep 30, 2016
Nothing that antibiotics won't take care of, she obviously has an STD and probably a yeast infection also. She doesn't use condoms and doesn't take care of herself down there... so calm down no need to get excited about spiritual things here.

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Business / Re: Preventing The ATM From ‘swallowing’ Your Card by kabukabu(m): 1:21pm On Sep 30, 2016
Does this actually happen in Naija? never heard of it, probably some banks are using defective Atmbecause machines because they are not designed to do that.
Business / Re: Preventing The ATM From ‘swallowing’ Your Card by kabukabu(m): 1:21pm On Sep 30, 2016
Does this actually happen in Naija? never heard of it, probably some banks are using defective Arms, because they are not designed to do that.
Crime / Re: The Most Notorious Criminals In The History Of Nigeria by kabukabu(m): 12:56pm On Sep 24, 2016
I lived in Benin city,Ekewan Road to be exact when Annie was terrorisng the city,streets were empty by 6 pm,it was just crazy, everyone was in fear, even police. When he got caught it was like a national holiday.
Back then they showed live firing squad on TV in the evening... with the robbers dying violently on TV.Imagine that in this modern era.
Times sure have changed.

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Agriculture / Re: Hardworking Female Farmer Processing Garri (Photos) by kabukabu(m): 5:48am On Sep 17, 2016
Darn wife material for real hook a single brother up.
Celebrities / Re: Afro Candy Threatens To Release Hardcore Porn Videos (photos And Video) by kabukabu(m): 9:26pm On Sep 09, 2016
At 45 she still look good.
Bros I would hit that
Car Talk / Re: Can You Drive In Lagos Metropolis Without Using Your Vehicle's Horn For A Month? by kabukabu(m): 6:57am On Sep 07, 2016
No need for horn overseas, been years since I used mine.
But side note the worst drivers in the US are usually immigrants
Asians, Mexicans, Indians, and yes some Africans
Religion / Re: What If Zuckerberg Were A Nigerian Atheist? by kabukabu(m): 12:51pm On Sep 06, 2016
Yes 100% agree with this post. Now make I siddon wait for all those buguzan comments cheesy

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Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of A Manatee Killed In Badagry, Lagos by kabukabu(m): 9:47pm On Sep 05, 2016
Sanchez01:

Please stop forming sensitivity on this issue. Before now, tell me, were you aware the African Manatee was endangered before now? Obviously no! It's just that way too to those who killed it. Most people on this thread never had that idea. Let's assume dinosaurs were eaten into extinction, you were reliably informed that it was Nigerians who brought about their end
Every creature is meant for meat before anything else. It's only a few that would consider sparing it. I once ate an octopus at a Lagos restaurant. So what are we talking about? Did the octopus offend me before eating it? Why didn't the high brow restaurant take it to the lab for experiments and research We're humans and feeding on animals is what we do to stay alive.
This again proves how slow some of the people in this forum can be.
Chai now wonder there is almost zero tourism in Nigeria today, look at Kenya, Uganda they have almost completely killed all their rare elephants,lions and numerous species, it took foreigners to educate them that they can make money by protecting these animals so ppl come from far and wide to pay to see them.
Obolo number one
Business / Re: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by kabukabu(m): 5:09pm On Sep 02, 2016
I remember the 80s in Nigeria very well, when things were good compared to now, if you had 20Naira you were a king, as a kid.
Bata shoes
Kingsway and Leventhal were the best supermarkets.
Old NBA and Bendel state before it became Delta and Edo State.
When Apapa Amusement park was good.
Darn so many memories,Naija is now a shell of itself.
Car Talk / Re: Installing Speed Limiters In Vehicles Does Not Make Common Sense by kabukabu(m): 6:51am On Sep 01, 2016
Not going to ever happen, the govt can't possibly afford to install speed limiters on every single car imported. It would cost billions, it's never been done in any country ever.
Rather they can possibly recommend that private transportation companies that operate commercial trucks do it to their vehicles.

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Romance / Re: Girl Blasted For Flaunting Cash After Spending Night With Popular Love-Vendor by kabukabu(m): 12:59pm On Aug 23, 2016
What on earth is a 'love vendor'?
To me that's what is on my mind, I could care less about some no name girl taking pics of herself sans clothes.
Does love vendor mean a person who sells love?
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Sports / Re: How African Countries Performed At Rio 2016 Olympics by kabukabu(m): 3:04pm On Aug 22, 2016
Wait cry you mean to tell me say the whole naija no fit get one gold for Olympics
1)lanre wey day throw somersault all over for primary school nko
2)Friday the area Agbero wey day fight morning till night nko.
3)Anthonia wey live for Ijaw land wey day swim tire no.
4)Godwin wey dey run FIA FIA when olokpa give chase nko?
I hiss in Portuguese
Fashion / Re: "Arnold Classic Muscle Building Competition" - See Muscular Women Contesting by kabukabu(m): 2:54pm On Aug 22, 2016
Griffon:
Why should a woman build her muscles? Like what's the rationale behind such decision?
No be women demand day send go war now, no be women day do manual labor pass men for whole Africa, so demand see chance make money with their body, old boy name you jealous pass ooo, no be your taste Waka pass then.
Politics / Re: LIVE !!! Fighter Jet Around Niger-Delta Region... by kabukabu(m): 2:48pm On Aug 22, 2016
Op men you day yab us like dis!ol boy day PH never see jet for him life eewwooo grin
Celebrities / Re: Gbemi Bounced At Sailor's Lounge For Being Single. by kabukabu(m): 10:37am On Aug 22, 2016
Saudi Arabia would be proud cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of An Igbo Woman And Her White Partner by kabukabu(m): 7:51pm On Aug 21, 2016
Click bait much?
You put the guys ethnicity in the description just to make sure that oversabi ppl will click to see oyibo.
No wonder we day always come second to oyibo
Sports / Re: RIO 2016: Where American Basketball Team Will Stay VS The Athletes' Village. by kabukabu(m): 10:23pm On Aug 04, 2016
GogobiriLalas:
It's the silly black athletes that will pull off a stunt like this...why cause such envy in a country where majority is suffering angry
Not very bright upstairs are you undecided
You should be happy they came.
They don't get paid for Olympics
They risk getting hurt and losing millions of dollars by playing the Olympics.
It's paid for by corporations.

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