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time to give Arnold Naija citizenship,typical naija style, nyashing your housegirl

This thread is lame,the original poster obviously has never left Oshodi .
Nigerian girls that I encounter dont really stand out from the general populace,sure there are a few "different" types but by far most are much more normal than the idigents

Another reeason I hate fake hair on ladies is that fake stuff comes off when I pull their hair(yep,I like to do it rough) , tired of having crowns and hairpins all over my sheets.

Am I missing something here?The OP expressed the fact that he wants and expects his woman to brush and floss, simple,its not rocket science,women do it all the time with their endless lists of deal breakers for a relationship .

guess the thread got all the chewing stick experts,panties all in a bunch

manny4life:
I'm sure the neighbor (an IT Administrator) who unknowingly tweeted about the event also conspired with Mr. Obama and his security team as well to fabricate stories, Better yet, when Pakistani military scrambled jets thinking they were under attack, I'm sure that was also Hollywood staged. Did I forget, the call that Mr. Obama called Pakistani president to inform of the event that happened, oops that was staged.

Manny, I was reffering to the dolts on here who dont believe that bin laden is dead not you,sir.

There is no way that raid was just staged,Obama would not risk his Presidency to make up stories

Nwa_Nimo:
You sound like a dumb cun.t that just takes in any bullshi.t you digest from the mainstream media.

Your quoting fox news?

What a foooool you are,

Sucker,

here it is, numbskull

http://thenews.jang.com.pk/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=15118

Degenerate rookie

Nwa_Nimo:
You sound like a dumb cun.t that just takes in any bullshi.t you digest from the mainstream media.

Your quoting fox news?

What a foooool you are,

Sucker,

Actually baffoon its in pakistani news also if you would take a break to look it up

Nwa_Nimo:
LOL

Obama is a fraud.

At least he is better than Goodluck ebele jonathan and all the other thieves before him
Ode

Bin ladens daughter tells pakistani officials ,her father was taken alive , then SHOT, so he is indeed DEAD, end of story, can we move on to the more important things now?


http://nation.foxnews.com/culture/2011/05/04/bin-ladens-daughter-says-he-was-taken-alive-then-shot-front-family-members


The Navy seals would not lie for Obama and neither would the Republican members of the national secuirty commitee who have seen the death photos

I wonder why all of a sudden there are so many nigerian conspiracy theorists??

How come they have not come up with their own theories about why nigeria has so much wealth but the entire soceity is crumbling with 70% living in utter poverty?

Let them give us the Illuminati or Machavelli explanation for that??

Too busy worrying about USA affairs,look at your own country and ask yourself why?

USA and other Western nations have Electricity,good roads and healthcare, and those are not conspiracy theories

igbo boy:
shut up you mohammed modasucking boy, fire for fire for yor modasuckers, yall think yall are the only one that know how to kill? ask your bro gadaffi, yea he feeling the pressure, we coming for black terrorists too like seanet0

LMAO no kill de aboki suffer-head oooooooooooooo

All these aboki self, na because of bin laden dem even get liver talk all these years now their pap don mud, ekpem

hope the fish dem wak tire for Osama bin laden body.Bloody sucker, Nigerians died in 9/11 too

Mariory:
Amen. I wonder if they washed and shaved him clean from head to toe before tossing him overboard. I hope so. Don't want the poor sharks feasting on garbage. Also do you think they remembered to position him so that he was facing Mecca or LA?  

Where is my COD5 disc.

bobo no be lie, I go buy COD5 too, make I begin hallah rain for aboki head

Never,ever trust abokis in anything, the pakis had him all along, put him in a mansion where he was sipping bottled water and eating mango everday,playing with all his ashawo.

even the mission was so secret that the US did not even tell the pakis, it was a real hit and run mission, even all the helicopters and gunships were painted all blk, with no USA logo on them

Pakis are probably the most dishonest ppl on earth, with all the billlions they receive from the US, they still hide terrorists, God damage their medulla oblongata

Mariory:
Can imagine after the seals dumped his lifeless, useless body in the sea they looked at each other and wondered what to have for dinner. Pizza or Steak?

"Don't bother running, you will only die tired"

^^^^^^^^ LMAO, I bet they said " pork-chops"

Kobojunkie:
[size=13pt]ROFLMAO!!![/size]

You mean say some future colony will now go on a search to find Osama's Body like it is now a new ATLANTIS project?? ROFLMAO!!

Yep hope fully coral reef will grow on bin laeds coffin and become a sea island then we can call it ISLAMISTAN

Anini of arabia is dead, Details.

A courier going to and fro from his compound was tracked for a year.

Navy seals went through 6 months of training to make sure no mistake was allowed

Obama ordered him to be shot not taken alive

bin laden used women and kids to cover himself to avoid being taken

He was shot in the eyes, no country would accept his body, so he was given a muslim burial in arabic by the trasnslators at sea

His coffin has GPS and satellie tracking and was sunk to the ocean bottom

Celebrate 50 years, nigeria is the new Afghanistan, thanks to boko haram

oatmeal or cereal with fresh berries in it,whole wheat bread toasted french style with a poached egg, and tea to wash it down

Prince22:
Good ideas, 50yrs is a GOLDEN AGE, but is there anything shining in Nigeria where ordinary METRO LINE can not function , you go to offices daily on average of 2,3to 4hrs as we are travelling out of the country, we waste the money to take care of our families and ourselves on taking bike in other to meet up with time of office, we can not afford to sleep in our house for 4-5hours except those that have their businesses even those one can not even sleep comfortably. these are because no SECURITY to human life in all parameter in this country

My fellow Nairalanders, until there is total revolution in this country where the so call continuity will not be a permanent avenue for a sole family to be ruling this country totally for as long as they feel they are ok of arrogating the wealth of this country to themselves alone.

Ha haa haaa haaaa!!!!

Handshake to you,I dont understand how this is positive in any way? .50 naira is pretty much worthless, 50pounds can feed you for a week same as 50 dollars, from a country that produces 3 million barrels of crude oil a DAY.
Go ahead follow zimbabwe, which has a 10 million bill.

geerufus:
How many of you guys out there watched SPACE 1999 back then?
If you do, do you remember Commander, Harry, Maya?
Can anyone still recollect a particular episode? Lets share those moments please.
BIG FOOT AND WILD BOY nko?
If you're less than 37 – 38 years in age, you can't really know what I'm talking about.
If you're younger than dis age range, you know what! just click out of dis thread, cause the whole thing wud look like trash to you.
I bet even Seun don't know any of this programmes,

dont start jerefus,
space 1999
dan august

The protectors
the professional
santa barbara
another life
return to eden
the village headmaster
tales by moonlight
band stand
doctor who, the original one
kenny ;Dshow
the living body
Mac gyver
A team
Magnum
get smart
some mothers do have em
mixed blessings
eastenders
Family affair
the tommorrow people
,

National geographic=Monster fish
comedy central=south park
Fox=Simpsons
CNN=reliable sources/anderson cooper
ESPN=NFL football
ESPN=PTI
BBC America=Top gear
Animal planet=Rebel Monkeys and
FX=Rescue me

bidemi12:
kabukabu i go advice you not to reason rationaly with tensor ooooo. my guy de london de enjoy and e no no which suffer you de talk about. small time ziga wey i'm sure suffer don make am mental go start miss-yearn too. these guys and a lot of nigerians have no clue about what is happening in the country. they'd rather not face the truth and drown their sorrow with beer and hope by morning things will get better. we have gone from a country with stories of robbery incidents to a country where a school bus filled with children have been kidnapped with a ransom of 20 million naira and these morons are celebrating. kai.

Very true,my guy.
Probably some of those pot bellied politicians have come here on nairaland,created profiles just to create a state of complacency among regular folks that everything is alright,while they set about their agenda of siphoning nigerian wealth into their Swiss bank accounts.

tensor777:
^^Think of positive reasons to celebrate. Or are you so miserable that you don't see that Nigeria has indeed come a very long way

I 'll give you an opportunity to enumerate all the positives to celebrate, and also while you are at it, compare nigeria in the early 80's to nigeria in 2010.

Retirement home in nigeria, NEVER EVER, even  in the US and the UK, you find elderly abused in such homes every now and then sometimes not turned on their beds, MY GOD in nigeria they will probably feed them rodent droppings, never ever.

As October 1 approaches, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY……………………

I have enormous tracts of land and vast volumes of water, but cannot feed myself.

So I spend $1 billion to import rice and another $2 billion on milk.

I produce rice, but don’t eat it. I have millions of cows but no milk.

I am 50, please celebrate me.


Whoever wrote this poem should run for President of Nigeria,I could care less for the crooks that are running and whatever crook who wins, if we all had the same attitude,we could not be suffering like this as a nation,but some turn a blind eye,get fat and keep the wheel of ignorance turning.If you make excuses for why we should celebrate 50 yrs then you are part of the problem.Freedom is not given it is taken,nigerians must stand up and say no,we are tired of promises,we want change now or you don't get votes,period.start in your local government all the way up to the federal level.


I drive the best cars in the world but have no roads,

so I crush my best brains in the caverns,

craters and crevasses they crash into daily.

I am in unending mourning,

please celebrate me.





My school has no teacher and my classroom has no roof.

I take lectures through windows and live with 15 others in one room.

All my professors have gone abroad, and the rest are awaiting visas.

I am a university graduate, but I am illiterate. I want a future,

please celebrate me.





Preventable diseases send me to hospitals without doctors, medicines or power.

All the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are waiting to go also.

I have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the world;

and future generations are dying before me. I am hopeless, hapless and helpless,

please celebrate me.





For democracy’s sake I stood all day on Election Day.

But before I could ink my thumb, results had been broadcast.

When I dared to speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets.

My leaders are my oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors.

I am ruled by men in mufti, but I am not a democracy.

I have no verve, no vote, no voice,

please celebrate me.





My youth have no past, present nor future.

So my sons in the North have become street urchins;

and his brothers in the South have become kidnappers.

My nephews die of thirst in the Sahara and his cousins drown in the Mediterranean.

My daughters walk the streets of Lagos , Abuja and Port Harcourt;

while her sisters parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam .

I am grief-stricken,

please celebrate me.





Pen-wielding bandits have raided everything in my vaults.

They walk the land with haughty strides and fly the skies with private planes

They have looted the future of generations unborn;

and have money they cannot spend in several lifetimes,

but their brothers die of starvation. I want a kit of kindness,

please celebrate me.





I can produce anything, but import everything.

So my toothpick is made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa;

my salt is made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland;

my milk is made in Holland; my shoe is made in Italy;

my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia*** my biscuit is made in Indonesia;

my chocolate is made in Turkey and my table water made in France.

My taste is far-flung and foreign,

please celebrate me.

*** To think that Malaysia came to NIFOR in Edo State in the 70's to acquire the Palm Oil Technology

My land is dead because all the trees have been cut down;

flooding kills thousands yearly because the drainages are clogged;

my fishes are dead because the oil companies dump waste in my rivers;

my communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully erosion, and nothing is being done.

My very existence is uncertain and I am in the deepest depths of despondence,

please celebrate me.





I have genuine leather but choose to eat it.

So I spend billions of dollars to import fake leather.

I have four refineries, but prefer to import fuel,

so I waste more billions to import petrol. I have no security in my country,

but send troops to keep peace in another man’s land.

I have hundreds of dams, but no water.

So I drink ‘pure’ water that roils my innards.

I need a vision,

please celebrate me.





I have a million candidates craving to enter universities,

but my dungeons can only accommodate a tenth.

I have no power, but choose to flare gas,

so my people have learnt to see in the dark and stare at the glare of unclothed flares.

I am shrouded by darkness,

please celebrate me.





For my golden jubilee,

I shall spend 16 billion naira to bash around the bonfires of the banal.

So what if the majority gaze at my possessed, frenzied dance;

drenched in silent tears, as probity is enslaved in democracy’s empty cellars?

I am profligacy personified,

please celebrate me.





Why can I not simply reflect and ponder?

Does my complexion cloud the colour of my character?

Does my location limit the lengths my liberty?

Does the spirit of my conviction shackle my soul

Does my mien maim the mine of my mind?

And is failure worth celebrating?

I AM NIGERIAN, PLEASE CELEBRATE ME

ladej:
western cops are mostly arseholes. yup. i said it. ask the families of rodney king et al. not an isolated incident either. majority of those here favouring the western cops speak to them with almighty respect, try giving them a tiny bit of attitude, when u do come back and post your battered up facial pictures for us to analyse !

Its called acting like a human being, ladej.
something a lot of nigerians have never quiet grasped, here in the west there are rules and regulations,in naija there are none , you could get harrassed/locked up and jailed for no reason.