₦airaland Forum

Thinkam:
I pity the random passersby that will be picked up,

My thoughts exactly

People should not be walking anyhow in Abuja these days if they are dressed shabbily.

Our security forces are untrained

stren:
Same as we lost Osimhen in the men's tournament.
Doesn't matter. Super falcons no get rival for Africa.

Nonsense talk. Yet they beat them in their recent match. You people just open your mouths anyhow

They are scared of Kyari talking. It was either this or they assassinate him. That dude was privy to so many secrets of your so called leaders in government.

Sad. There was a country

helinues:
But the Senegal trip had been scheduled for months now

Now I am convinced you are not brilliant. I have rescheduled my flights so many times to attend to family issues. The president has no excuse for this show of unseriousness.

Sergio101:
Is he running away from the paradise on earth he's ruling??

Please I beg of every sane mind in this forum

Say no to APC again.

Wasted 16yrs can never be regained in lifetime again

It beats me that there are still brain dead people that will still want to vote for APC

Lucia220:
https://thestreetjournal.org/soldiers-barricade-entry-exit-roads-into-abuja-after-attack-on-kuje-prison/

A little too late if you ask me

PumpumPrince:
am hidin from a stalker called Siofra.....she lookin for husband hav told her billion times aint interested she havin my baby.....she on my case sir!

MrCork

PumpumPrince:
is she lightskin sir?

Londoner what happened to your previous monikers?

Totilopussylick:
The next news will be


" Abba kyari whereabouts unknown".


Finally guy man done japa .

I thought I read earlier that Kyari escaped in the jailbreak? What to believe now

But if he really escaped then it was an inside job. Kyari is smart enough to plan the jailbreak.

teameyes:
why does this smell like an inside job? they want to cover up a release?

You are smart. It's sad others don't think this way.

The Boko Haram inmates escape might just be a by product. The mastermind must have been Kyari himself. That dude had links in high places, in the military, with terrorists as well as criminal elements. People should use their brains.

Waper2:
If truly you are the one in your profile pic then these complaints can't be true. Any man that is blessed to have a beautiful lady like you should worship you for the rest of his life.

It's fools like you that ladies use as their floor rags. Just see what you typed. Have you no shame?

Offpoint1:


Abeg hi me on whatsapp, I go respond by weekend cuz the whatsapp phone dey far from me.

This guy

I hope you are okay wherever you are though

Off point of nairaland must be protected at all costs

Crafteck1:
Person wey i send go uni de vex 4 me sey na shawarma she want i con de give am noodles, me wey i know say another guy dey somewhere wey she de form wife material 4, for 6 years she go do shit but i kept forgiving her after catching her cos i was madly in love, didnt know something as small as food would give me energy to b over her. When she de misbehave that time i fit no chop for 1 week, just ogogoro and water.. Sometimes na people de create monsters, i live my school for ogun state, commot go badagry to settle bales and other dignitaries so she could claim lagosian, na uni den dey help stubborn people bang their gfs well, pocket money wey u drop, na she and school bf go use am buy condom, a word is more than enough for the stupid, if una like, continue spending on who no be your mama or daughter.

You sent a girl that is not your wife or your sister to the university, meaning you took care of all her bills? Yet she cheated on you

I hope you have changed now? There is a name nairaland boys call such, wait let me think: SIMP

Osidoshit:
Nagging
Complains
No Yansh

So she had YANSH before you started dating her then?

All these funny people sef

MufasaLion:
I was still right. They were never married! Also, for a lady to cohabit with a guy till she got pregnant and still not meet any family member shows how irresponsible she was. And the part about her going to his family house and then he disappeared is all lies.

She used that story part as a cover-up for her indecent lifestyle that led to her unwanted pregnancy. She knew her family and relatives are gonna take pity on her if she could make up such story.

You are a a wise one. You saw through all those lies. Sadly other gullible folks here will believe those old wives tales.

godofuck231:
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit

This story will make a good Bollywood movie

silvoclaira:
Muslim-Muslim ticket isn't flying anywhere

He should rather pick YEMI OSINBAJO again, as a running mate.

Laugh wan kee me here

The other tribes will not accept a Yoruba - Yoruba ticket

NotKnown:
Akuko 4.30

Seun is it every trash you'll move to Frontpage?

This is just a normal stunt being pulled na. Unless probably you are so naive or aren't really exposed to know this is just a stunt.

You look more like the guy who grew up in front of the TV as you were never allowed to play outside.

Lol it's not Seun na. It's his mods

Seun can't be online monitoring and approving every single thread that hits the front pages when he has moderators for that.

Lucia220:
https://thestreetjournal.org/funke-akindele-bello-trolled-by-close-relation-over-crashed-marriage/

His post doesn't look like it was directly aimed at Funke. All these lazy bloggers sef.

This is why I don't keep late nights. Insecurity everywhere not just in Ghana but actually more in Nigeria. Once I get in from work at 7pm or max 8pm the maigaurd locks the gate.

2.20am is an unholy hour.

VeryWickedMan:
This couple Bleep will be very aggressive & drug-filled

Lol

My thoughts exactly

pocohantas:
Gross. Is stout not as bitter as washed bitter leaf again?

Stout is an acquired taste

Kollins11:
check again.. It's served in my plate.

For a man I initially scored you 8 but increased it to 9 over 10 when I saw you were about to wash it down with a chilled bottle of Guinness stout. Nice one

Gadafii:
I talk before I dey talk am again

People wey normal for this country we no pass 10

Since when did we get to 10? I thought we were only 7, me and just six others

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-sets-fire-to-church-because-his-wife-kept-donating-to-it.html

The man has gynecomastia (male breasts), so irritating

MufasaLion:
Dude, mind your business or report them as both are into illegal occupations.

He can report the dad because cybercrime is criminal but for the olosho that's a different story. Our police are their biggest customers and last time I checked there is no enforceable statute or else all brothels would have been shut down.

Extrastiv01:
Many won't believe this but I saw a typical example of this type of family a week ago

The father is into cybercrime, the mother is an olo*sho...and the child is about 10 years old....what are they teaching her?

Very hard to believe

gloryhomemaker:
Thank you so kindly.

Ogbono soup with pounded yam. An Edo delight

IntelChief:
The resemblance is 99%.

The only one percent that spoil it is that Martin Luther doesn't have a broken ceiling.

Lol