₦airaland Forum

GodIsBiafran:
Garri 4 d win. BTW the Igbos were the first tribe to prepare Garri in z00geria. After that, every other group copied us. FACTS!

Mumu. Only slowpokes bring in tribalism to every discourse.

PinUp:
How God helped me to and fro an interview without paying transport.

It's really not easy for a job seeker, and because one does not want the situation to remain the same, he must strive to land a job to change the status.

Since I couldn't afford not to attend the interview, and as I didn't have transport fare for it too, I had to use any means to get there.

There is this company I was privy to know was recruiting both casual and permanent staff. Since it's sited outside the town, I prepared my CV and asked someone to help me apply for it and to my surprise, I was invited for interview.

A broke me with no assurance of where the next meal is coming from? How do I attend the interview in such a far distance when I can't boast of transport? Then on the second thought, I also asked myself, is lack of transport fare enough reason not to attend an interview that can change my situation? I told myself definitely NO. I MUST ATTEND THE INTERVIEW.

So this morning, I dressed up in corporate with a tie on. I know a tipper driver who passess where the company is sited every morning. Since I didn't have his contact, I couldn't reach out to him on time to tell him. On that, I went early enough to where he parks the tipper at the close of work and pick it up in the morning. Luckily I met him and was very real about my situation. He agreed to lift me but more trouble for me was that the cabin had 2 persons already, excluding the driver. It was only the open bed at the back that was free. That was his offer.

Was that cool for me? Did I have an alternative?

Of course, with my tucked in dress, I climbed into the tipper bed and was lifted very close to the office. My trouser even opened in the process of scaling over. Still, it didn't distract me. Rather, I was conscious in managing it so I wont expose myself. The goal was attending the interview and getting the job. Thankfully, on my arrival, the interview was just about to begin.

So as the tipper was on the road, when people saw me inside the tipper bed dressed in corporate, they were just cracking up, taking me for a comic actor. What can I do? I moved on with it and I was cheerfully waving at them back.

After the interview, I stood by the main road and was lifted again by another tipper that was returning to the town. Hallelujah!

The small 1k that was left with me which I refused to tamper with it, I'm using it to prepare okro soup (the cheapest soup) this night, to manage till further notice.

Though I'm not a comedian but lack of transport to the venue made me one. I'm sure the pictures as people were taking may go viral.

Either way, I attended the interview without spending any transport. Also, I did my best in the interview. I pray the stress, suffering and inconviniences pay at the end of the day.

May poverty and brokeness never know your address.

If what you wrote up there is really true, then I know you will get the job. The stress was not for nothing. Congratulations in advance.

marlow1962:
I love that guy.

Chelsea own na to lose, sack coach, sign new coach, lose again, then sack the new coach. Very useless team.

Lol

Secondchance123:
please sir I just sent you a dm

I don't have access to my nairaland email address anymore.

Send me an email to udumesotoikhile@gmail.com

Secondchance123:
how much is it sir, how do I see it??

I am currently out of Lagos on company business. But will be back on Friday. You can come and see the bq on Saturday. You can pick it for 250.

How much are you paying?

Secondchance123:
Please help a sister, God will bless and reward you.. please if you have a bq or small sefcon to let kindly let me me know, my budget is between 150-200k on the island please I just got a job and I need a place to stay, I promise not to cause any wahala or make you regret helping me, please am on my knees begging good poeple of Lagos help a sister out please...

I have a BQ at Argungi

fadilaMaikiriki:
How? The phone got bad when I attended his mum's burial. That was where it got spoiled.

And so? Because it got bad there means it must be replaced by your boss?

Can you even hear yourself? The entitlement mentality is so irritating.

If I was your boss I would sack you. Nonsense.

P/S - I am 100% sure your boss has slept with you in the past. That's why you have such effontery and entitlement mentality. Rubbish.

Bvlgari:
Ladies...You asked your guy for 50k & he gives you his ATM card to go withdraw, then you find 60k in his account.

How much will you withdraw?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Crwnvq6PQ6S/?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg==

Lol

I know IyaebeTheGreat will withdraw everything. I can bet my two balls on that

dejavuh0007:
Just take a look at the advantages u listed for the lecturing job - all of the advantages there are either illegal, corrupt, fraudulent or immoral. Corruption has eaten deep into y'all senses. There's hardly any Nigerian that's not either criminally-minded or corrupt. You people truly deserve your leaders.

My thoughts exactly. I was shocked reading the advantages she wrote. Nigeria is gone

jackcanfield:
Express way and Niddle way there is always a difference

Lol 🤣😆🤣

jumper524:
Investigate well, no be that benz upgrade be the main business. Na just the perfect cover up.

Exactly

Probably another nairaland fake story

Reason I've given up on the forum lately

Good riddance.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Imagine this dirty unkempt looking man playing all the so-called female celebrities, the shocker be say Ini Edo sef Dy inside ewww posh in the mud. How can this man be playing and using all these actresses same time and they are all aware of it? I don't understand abi is it Jazz?

I am surprised you are asking this, knowing fully well that you are a lady as well.

Because a greater majority of ladies prefer dirty unkempt so called bad boys like these.

Kobojunkie:
Pastor's girlfriend he had been fornicating with for 22 years.

Lol 🤣😆🤣

ridwintin89:
This is a predicament that hold my future,I mentioned 3weeks because of my payday. I can't promise what won't fulfilled.
Apart from gambling,am a reasonable person. Just that I need help to live and to quit gambling.

No, you are not a reasonable person. No reasonable person foolishly gambles away his livelihood.

Lol

HERBALIST died on top a PASTOR's wife

Righteousness2 what say you?

What is really wrong with people these days?

How do you mistakenly have sex with someone?

So a lady will mistakenly open her legs wide for a man or a man will mistakenly slip and fall dick first into a pussy?

Trust22:
Haba.. but a day is 24hrs.... Meaning it's every hour...

Less than an hour. Probably like 43 minutes per round continuously. The boyfriend must be jobless and I can just imagine the stench (odour) emanating from that room. Pukes, runs out of the thread to vomit 🤮

Angelfrost:
I just knew Hakimi would have a polar opposite somewhere in the universe!


I Sha knew it can never be Naija!

Lol😂🤣😂

Rokiat:
Now that’s a simp.

If there ever was a role model for SIMPS worldwide, then that man is the perfect example. Pathetic.

lilvicky68:
Oh! Streets, here she comes

I think this one has always been for the streets, even while she was married sef.

Marriages these days tire me sef

APCHaram:
And how does this concern us?

Keep quiet. Don't be silly.

Sticooooooo:
She said she doesn't have HIV

And you believe her? You must be extremely daft.

Who sleeps with a girl without a condom when she is not your wife? Only a fool does that.

Pathetic.

Very smart move from a smart dude😂

Lol😂🤣😂

People are really suffering in this country

He might not have eaten for days or had some medical conditions and could not treat it because of lack of finance.

May his soul rest in peace. This is just sad.

Brandiebird:
I guess that calls for a DNA test 😐

I was waiting for this comment😂🤣😂

Fear WOMEN. They never forgive.

I repeat: fear WOMEN

Rahkman:
You dey do photoshoot with coke and Fanta are you from ibadan?

This is too much, Lol😂🤣😂

Kriss216:
Like, you took your shower, wear clothes, put on your shoe, spray perfume and enter studio go snap birthday photos

Nawao. Men are becoming feminine these days and it's bad for humanity.



Birthday blessings to you sha.

Lol😂🤣😂

You took the words right out of my mouth🤣