₦airaland Forum

I don't pity poor people who decide to have children like rats.

You see some having wives that are constantly pregnant every year. No pity at all for such people.

dominique:
The boat hit a tree while moving? That part no too clear. Was the tree in the middle of the river or the boat was close to the shore? RIP to the deceased. The newlyweds and their families will live with this guilt for a very long time

You've never heard of rivers or mangrove swamps that have huge trees growing from them?

EriMma1:
I've been observing this for some time now. Once a couple has lived together for ten years,
the closeness between them reduces. As in.. the man no longer sits with the wife to gist or even play. Meanwhile, you'll still see the woman trying to bond and wanting her man to always be around her.

I noticed this in one couple. In fact they are pastor and Mrs. The woman always follows the man every where and wants to sit where he's sitting but the man would clearly avoid her and go out of sight completely when the tailing becomes too much and only come back when the woman is no longer in sight. Why?

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

Women, you too should wise up and stop making yourselves too available. Make yourself a bit scarce and they'll value you.

Women get unattractive at a very fast rate when

1. when they give birth and start putting on weight
2. when they start eating everything in sight and become fat like a cow
3. when they become relaxed after marriage and stop taking care of themselves. They start having very offensive mouth, body and vagina odours, putting on very unattractive clothes etc

melonsgroup:
My own problem is my Landlady just increased my rent yesterday.....
When am even thinking of how to clear my old debt...

Nairalanders abroad please come to my rescue..

Come to your rescue how? You people just show no shame when it comes to begging. What happened to your two hands?

Pathetic.

chatinent:
I don't really understand. Who are they informing? Their fellow politicians or we who they use as they like?

Very good question

alizma:
From tower to fence, she don dey come down small small. Next boyfriend na bed frame.

Lol😂😆🤣

ShaqFu:
Hmmm. This is exactly what happens when you're jobless, and you receive free money from your government for being jobless.

Exactly. You hit the nail on the head.

These idiots have too much free time on their hands and that’s why they come up with all these lgbtqi nonsense

DEPRESSEDD:
It is such a horrible thing for one to be depressed as such could lead to one thinking about lots of things including suicide, that's exactly what I'm passing through now.

I am currently working in an organization where I am been paid 55,000 monthly which I'm managing as it could barely sustain me in this economy but I have searched, asked online on any online side hustle I could do to boost my income but all efforts seems futile.

I received my salary around 51,000 after all deductions including tax on the 30th of this month but as I speak to you right now, I'm penniless. I am the type of person who strive to make more income with the little I have. I have tried sport betting in the past but it wasn't fruitful. I tried forex and online stock trading of a thing and that's what ruined me presently.

When my salary entered my account, I already listed all I would need but the money couldn't reach anywhere, so I thought of looking for. a means of increasing it but all went down the drain. Now I'm back at square zero.

The month is still new, I just don't know how I will cope, no foodstuff at home, no money for transport, my transport used to be 300 a day but now it 400. I just don't know how I am going to cope. I'm just tired if everything.

Sincerely, I already contemplated on suicide but I was just scared of:
1. My single mom and I'm all she's got, no other sibling and she's also struggling in her private teaching job. Funny thing is I do send her something too out of my salary but right now....

2. Where I would spend my eternity, Hell.. I don't want to go to hell.

I am typing this with tears in my eyes, I need help, I really need help.

I can provide all evidence here in case u need to believe me. I am not a scammer, I am just a guy who lost all while trying to make my income sufficient for me.

I know I messed up, I bleeped up, It's all my fault and I have learnt my lesson.

Please I need help.

You are earning salary and are not jobless and you are thinking of suicide? You are a confirmed fool. Go ahead and do the world a big favour.

There are other people earning less than 50k a month and they never contemplated suicide. Pathetic mistake of a human being.

Father4all:
I only see the young Lady on red dress

Idiot

yolada:
My village people really dey on my matter
I don dey find job for almost four months now. I don dey house sote my parents come dey think sey I no wan work sey I dey lazy. So day before yesterday, one job wey I go apply for last week, them come call me say make I come for interview yesterday, I come dey happy. I don already go tell my people sey them sey make I come for interview. My brothers and sisters, can you believe say that same yesterday that I was meant to go for the interview, rain fall from morning till night and the madam come tell me say make I no bother coming say she no go fit come again because of the rain? I nearly die. I don tell am say make she let me know when I go fit come again, up till now, I never receive any message 🥲... Pop C and mom C wan use talk finnish me 🥲 Ohh God

Don’t relent. Send the lady a mail and plead with her to schedule another day and time due to the bad weather of the previously scheduled interview day. She will understand.

SirBanty:


In this time of rising cost of fuel in spite of the harsh weather condition and lack of power supply, you need a power station to help recharge your phone, laptops and rechargeable fan when there is no light.

How much is it?

AgentGoat:
Na skit. Dumb Nigerians.

I think it's a skit

Being a BABYMAMA is now a thing of joy for Nigerian ladies. Pathetic

PHZADDY1:
Sniper go kill am,just sip small sniper

Exactly 💀

Kharol1234:
jealousy wetin them nominate you for?

They nominated the idiot for Nairaland Troll of the year

chloride6:
Change it. Don't stop there. Change the DNA too.

Lol

chigoziri2403:
That tag baby mama is highly derogatory
I wonder how ladies are comfortable answering baby mama

Very derogatory but I guess they deserve it for being very loose with their pussies.

Hambivert:
The number 1 thing to know is that the world have started to redefine sin and other vices, with the aim of making it acceptable and palatable to many people and cultures.
They are spreading it through the WOKE virus.
If one is to talk about their NACKing prowess, many would last up to 12 hours, but the truth is, to be a NAKADEMUS is not by mouth.
Six hours of in and out and you want your Johnny to tell you thank you? Ride on! After at least, the first edition, I know there would be more audience with soap in their pockets than participants. Many would have come to the realisation that they like to watch sex than sparogatively engage in it.

Exactly. They first normalised being GAY and LESBIAN, then they introduced GAY MARRIAGE, and then LGBTQ came into being and they shoved it on us.

The world has gone to SHIT.

MORALITY is gradually being erased.

bentenny:
Omor see squad
This strike go bloody ohh!
The President must ensure they assuage the organised labour and leave out politics!

Oh boy, the squad tire me o

It will take divine intervention for this planned strike not to take place. Just see the number of unions that have already signed off on the strike

professore:
Who are those that appear on our LinkedIn and ask us to send them our CV and then, they disappear?

It's simple, after they went through your CV they discovered you don't have the qualifications or professional experience their client needs.

professore:
this is not an option, they were ought to be dealt with.

Lol , you really have time sha

DataCrab:
When you sef go hang keyboard?

Lol

No mind the fraudster

Ismael97:
Hmmm. I'm tired of this man and his nonsense grammar . Simple questions that require simple answers, he would make everything complicated with his unwarranted Grammer. He is not a good communicator.
I don't know who to run to for help cos myself and wife are orphans. Our baby of 7months is sick and needs urgent medical attention which we can't afford the cost(6k) at this time. I crave your indulgence to please show Mercy and compassion please.

You and your wife are both orphans and jobless and you have the audacity to bear children and bring them into poverty. You now resort to begging with no shame. Pathetic

IgbosNIGHTMARE:
Or deh
Must you live in a toxic country?
Leave Nigeria and go to where you can do as you please without consequences.

Another fool

freshkpomo:

Try nor dey disgrace yourself. Europe, Asia and all have their women running after men but this buzu dey look for means to always trash talk black man. Where u don travel go for life? How many countries you don visit? I be Benin man and I don Waka places. I know how many women dey die of loneliness for uptown and you dey here dey abuse Africans. Our culture still remains one of the best in the world and I pity women who will listen to people like you because na Love Machine go be their portion.

Lol, you be idiot.

Kobojunkie:
Please make an appointment with a professional mental health therapist, a psychiatrist or psychologist as soon as you are able to so you can get your mind checked.

There is nothing "biblical" about any of what you describe and I am certain some out there may want to convince you otherwise but the fact is, again, there is nothing biblical about any of what you describe experiencing. If you had mentioned some other scripture, maybe, but biblical, absolutely nothing about your experiences is.

My thoughts exactly

The OP is experiencing tell tale signs of early onset madness

steeltrust:
my friend shut your mouth
Why say marriage is not important

This is Africa and procreation is important to continue our lineage

Family is key to everything we do in this part of the world

If you have western mentality go and stay there and stop yarning dust

You are a fool.