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brain54:
This grandpa old o…


31… That’s like how old in human life?

More bones for you oldie!

1 dog year is 5 human years. That's abour 155 years in human years.

That dog is a very very very old dog.

RoyalBlu:
It's been over three weeks now I lost my younger sister to death. I'm still finding it really difficult to get myself together.

The pain of losing her so untimely has shaken me to my roots. The tears won't stop coming.

I've been told to try and move on and be strong. But how

I am so sorry for your loss. I too felt the same way years ago when I lost my dad (he was my best friend and he meant the world to me).

Time will heal all wounds. Accept my sympathy.

adeoyekay:
Change your username first

No. The username fits him because he is very useless. Imagine using your salary to bet. He must be very useless to use all his money to bet. Who does that?

People just eat anything all in the name of hunger

KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

Continue sleeping with prostitutes unprotected, idiot

I support this

And they should swear that if they steal money their two balls should swell up to the size of watermelons

Absuchat:

Men have become endangered species in men's world

Read what you wrote up there and see if it makes any sense.

Vintage100:
Anyone who thinks that the president will be removed and asked that a new person be sworn-in or another election be held is living in an illusion. The one and only way Tinubu can be stopped from ascension to presidency is death or probably be stopped by the court of law

You are contradicting yourself

obi4eze:


If Tinubu likes let him buy all of them. He must return that mandate by fire by force. He can run but cannot hide. We cannot be ruled by a drug baron and serial thief. Justice must be served.

Lol

hammerT:
To hell with dat, she got a sex tape.


TEMS WILL GIVE DEM BEYONCE MOVES.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB71onoaDU4

Why the hate for Tiwa? Is it your sex tape? Face front joor

And she dressed modestly and responsibly as well. A winning performance all around.

She represented us well.

Dainy1:
Will you retaliate or how can you handle a situation where by you and your partner live together under the same roof, but each time you fall sick, you're always alone, she/he pay deaf ears to you? You drive a long distant in middle of the night all alone to get to the hospital for urgent treatment, yet no single remorse from your partner.

How do you handle such situations?

You don't have a partner. The sooner you realize this, the better for you.

I would rather live under a bridge than share the same roof with such a person.

IyaebeTheGreat:
when is your wedding? I mean date?

I am waiting for you

This gender never seizes to amaze me. Very shameless lots

GodIsBiafran:
Truth is not tribalism. Learn to use your brain.

Like I said earlier, you are a slowpoke. At least I have a brain unlike you.

Don't bother responding because it will be ignored. Final response.

GodIsBiafran:
Garri 4 d win. BTW the Igbos were the first tribe to prepare Garri in z00geria. After that, every other group copied us. FACTS!

Mumu. Only slowpokes bring in tribalism to every discourse.

PinUp:
How God helped me to and fro an interview without paying transport.

It's really not easy for a job seeker, and because one does not want the situation to remain the same, he must strive to land a job to change the status.

Since I couldn't afford not to attend the interview, and as I didn't have transport fare for it too, I had to use any means to get there.

There is this company I was privy to know was recruiting both casual and permanent staff. Since it's sited outside the town, I prepared my CV and asked someone to help me apply for it and to my surprise, I was invited for interview.

A broke me with no assurance of where the next meal is coming from? How do I attend the interview in such a far distance when I can't boast of transport? Then on the second thought, I also asked myself, is lack of transport fare enough reason not to attend an interview that can change my situation? I told myself definitely NO. I MUST ATTEND THE INTERVIEW.

So this morning, I dressed up in corporate with a tie on. I know a tipper driver who passess where the company is sited every morning. Since I didn't have his contact, I couldn't reach out to him on time to tell him. On that, I went early enough to where he parks the tipper at the close of work and pick it up in the morning. Luckily I met him and was very real about my situation. He agreed to lift me but more trouble for me was that the cabin had 2 persons already, excluding the driver. It was only the open bed at the back that was free. That was his offer.

Was that cool for me? Did I have an alternative?

Of course, with my tucked in dress, I climbed into the tipper bed and was lifted very close to the office. My trouser even opened in the process of scaling over. Still, it didn't distract me. Rather, I was conscious in managing it so I wont expose myself. The goal was attending the interview and getting the job. Thankfully, on my arrival, the interview was just about to begin.

So as the tipper was on the road, when people saw me inside the tipper bed dressed in corporate, they were just cracking up, taking me for a comic actor. What can I do? I moved on with it and I was cheerfully waving at them back.

After the interview, I stood by the main road and was lifted again by another tipper that was returning to the town. Hallelujah!

The small 1k that was left with me which I refused to tamper with it, I'm using it to prepare okro soup (the cheapest soup) this night, to manage till further notice.

Though I'm not a comedian but lack of transport to the venue made me one. I'm sure the pictures as people were taking may go viral.

Either way, I attended the interview without spending any transport. Also, I did my best in the interview. I pray the stress, suffering and inconviniences pay at the end of the day.

May poverty and brokeness never know your address.

If what you wrote up there is really true, then I know you will get the job. The stress was not for nothing. Congratulations in advance.

marlow1962:
I love that guy.

Chelsea own na to lose, sack coach, sign new coach, lose again, then sack the new coach. Very useless team.

Lol

Secondchance123:
please sir I just sent you a dm

I don't have access to my nairaland email address anymore.

Send me an email to udumesotoikhile@gmail.com

Secondchance123:
how much is it sir, how do I see it??

I am currently out of Lagos on company business. But will be back on Friday. You can come and see the bq on Saturday. You can pick it for 250.

How much are you paying?

Secondchance123:
Please help a sister, God will bless and reward you.. please if you have a bq or small sefcon to let kindly let me me know, my budget is between 150-200k on the island please I just got a job and I need a place to stay, I promise not to cause any wahala or make you regret helping me, please am on my knees begging good poeple of Lagos help a sister out please...

I have a BQ at Argungi

fadilaMaikiriki:
How? The phone got bad when I attended his mum's burial. That was where it got spoiled.

And so? Because it got bad there means it must be replaced by your boss?

Can you even hear yourself? The entitlement mentality is so irritating.

If I was your boss I would sack you. Nonsense.

P/S - I am 100% sure your boss has slept with you in the past. That's why you have such effontery and entitlement mentality. Rubbish.

Bvlgari:
Ladies...You asked your guy for 50k & he gives you his ATM card to go withdraw, then you find 60k in his account.

How much will you withdraw?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Crwnvq6PQ6S/?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg==

Lol

I know IyaebeTheGreat will withdraw everything. I can bet my two balls on that

dejavuh0007:
Just take a look at the advantages u listed for the lecturing job - all of the advantages there are either illegal, corrupt, fraudulent or immoral. Corruption has eaten deep into y'all senses. There's hardly any Nigerian that's not either criminally-minded or corrupt. You people truly deserve your leaders.

My thoughts exactly. I was shocked reading the advantages she wrote. Nigeria is gone

jackcanfield:
Express way and Niddle way there is always a difference

Lol 🤣😆🤣

jumper524:
Investigate well, no be that benz upgrade be the main business. Na just the perfect cover up.

Exactly

Probably another nairaland fake story

Reason I've given up on the forum lately

Good riddance.

IyaebeTheGreat:
Imagine this dirty unkempt looking man playing all the so-called female celebrities, the shocker be say Ini Edo sef Dy inside ewww posh in the mud. How can this man be playing and using all these actresses same time and they are all aware of it? I don't understand abi is it Jazz?

I am surprised you are asking this, knowing fully well that you are a lady as well.

Because a greater majority of ladies prefer dirty unkempt so called bad boys like these.

Kobojunkie:
Pastor's girlfriend he had been fornicating with for 22 years.

Lol 🤣😆🤣

ridwintin89:
This is a predicament that hold my future,I mentioned 3weeks because of my payday. I can't promise what won't fulfilled.
Apart from gambling,am a reasonable person. Just that I need help to live and to quit gambling.

No, you are not a reasonable person. No reasonable person foolishly gambles away his livelihood.