₦airaland Forum

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Mark go beat craze comot Musk body.

Mark trains in brazilian jiu jitsu and he is very good from the youtube training videos of him I have seen.

Elon Musk should just calmly seat this one out for his dignity and health

He doesn't look normal. Must be a mental case.

myyansh68:
Even with the small dick, you still contracted herpes?

Lol

See a whole Major General with just 2 children, but you would see poor jobless idiots given birth to a complete football team.

This is why I don’t pity poor people with too many children. They just add to increase the poverty in the county

renderme:
Very balanced.

Extremely balanced.

I hope Tinubu keeps this pace. I am impressed.

NaijaGoBetter2:
Source?

Why their back come wide like weight lifter chest....

Lol, maybe they force them to lift weights daily

That term BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY is the greatest lie ever told. Absolute and utter balderdash.

Epiphany18:
On this occasion of your birthday, I am compelled by the moments we have shared together to state without equivocation that you are the best thing to happen to my life.

Beyond being my wife, you have proven to be an embodiment of love, care, understanding and most importantly; a personification of the saying that there's always a woman behind every successful man.

Your patience, sacrifices and unwavering loyalty are virtues that must be emulated. My prayers are that your sojourn on earth continues in good health, sound mind and a bounty of our creator's unending blessings.

Happy birthday my beloved wife. I love you so much.

Courtesy:
Hon. AbdulAzeez Akinsanya.

A very happy birthday to your beautiful wife. You guys look very good together.

KingAzubuike:
Lol tumlubu is so clueless. Appointing someone with zero security background as NSA is a massive joke.

He was the 1st EFCC Chairman and also once a DIG of the Nigerian Police Force.

So now I ask you: do you now see the folly of your question?

siofragspot:

Rather He is their victims today.



Its not any of their boyfriend. He must have bought their wahala...somehow or he disrespected them and they taking him straight to the Army barracks to re-format his brain to respect women, anyday, anytime twice on Mondays.

This video might implicate this young soldiers. Good luck to them and their military career, about to be dragged in the gutter.

Very true. That's not a skit and the lady is not his girlfriend.

They must have arrested him and are dragging him to the BARRACKS for proper beating.

I and my nephew and niece (still in college) are very very close.

They prefer spending a greater part of their holidays in my house.

They refer me to me as the COOL UNCLE

Tofax:
The North seems to have 11 appointees, the South West has 9 appointees, and South East 1, and South-South 1. That is fairness and equity?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm 🤔

techmo:





Why some men no get sense sef

The Motto is ; " I cum, you no cum abeg cum dey go "

Why kill yourself taking drugs that stress your heart over pleasing a woman (a woman that a lesbian with tongue and finger would please and make orgasm)

2 blackbullet na caffeine and alcohol, tramadol come join, plus konji...





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Lol

Getrich47:
Mines a 2008 civic, still going strong

Mine was my very first car imported from the US in 2010. A 2007 model Acura TL S.

I loved that car, very fast and reliable. Ended up passing it on to my younger sister.

I don't pity poor people who decide to have children like rats.

You see some having wives that are constantly pregnant every year. No pity at all for such people.

dominique:
The boat hit a tree while moving? That part no too clear. Was the tree in the middle of the river or the boat was close to the shore? RIP to the deceased. The newlyweds and their families will live with this guilt for a very long time

You've never heard of rivers or mangrove swamps that have huge trees growing from them?

EriMma1:
I've been observing this for some time now. Once a couple has lived together for ten years,
the closeness between them reduces. As in.. the man no longer sits with the wife to gist or even play. Meanwhile, you'll still see the woman trying to bond and wanting her man to always be around her.

I noticed this in one couple. In fact they are pastor and Mrs. The woman always follows the man every where and wants to sit where he's sitting but the man would clearly avoid her and go out of sight completely when the tailing becomes too much and only come back when the woman is no longer in sight. Why?

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

Women, you too should wise up and stop making yourselves too available. Make yourself a bit scarce and they'll value you.

Women get unattractive at a very fast rate when

1. when they give birth and start putting on weight
2. when they start eating everything in sight and become fat like a cow
3. when they become relaxed after marriage and stop taking care of themselves. They start having very offensive mouth, body and vagina odours, putting on very unattractive clothes etc

melonsgroup:
My own problem is my Landlady just increased my rent yesterday.....
When am even thinking of how to clear my old debt...

Nairalanders abroad please come to my rescue..

Come to your rescue how? You people just show no shame when it comes to begging. What happened to your two hands?

Pathetic.

chatinent:
I don't really understand. Who are they informing? Their fellow politicians or we who they use as they like?

Very good question

alizma:
From tower to fence, she don dey come down small small. Next boyfriend na bed frame.

Lol😂😆🤣

ShaqFu:
Hmmm. This is exactly what happens when you're jobless, and you receive free money from your government for being jobless.

Exactly. You hit the nail on the head.

These idiots have too much free time on their hands and that’s why they come up with all these lgbtqi nonsense

DEPRESSEDD:
It is such a horrible thing for one to be depressed as such could lead to one thinking about lots of things including suicide, that's exactly what I'm passing through now.

I am currently working in an organization where I am been paid 55,000 monthly which I'm managing as it could barely sustain me in this economy but I have searched, asked online on any online side hustle I could do to boost my income but all efforts seems futile.

I received my salary around 51,000 after all deductions including tax on the 30th of this month but as I speak to you right now, I'm penniless. I am the type of person who strive to make more income with the little I have. I have tried sport betting in the past but it wasn't fruitful. I tried forex and online stock trading of a thing and that's what ruined me presently.

When my salary entered my account, I already listed all I would need but the money couldn't reach anywhere, so I thought of looking for. a means of increasing it but all went down the drain. Now I'm back at square zero.

The month is still new, I just don't know how I will cope, no foodstuff at home, no money for transport, my transport used to be 300 a day but now it 400. I just don't know how I am going to cope. I'm just tired if everything.

Sincerely, I already contemplated on suicide but I was just scared of:
1. My single mom and I'm all she's got, no other sibling and she's also struggling in her private teaching job. Funny thing is I do send her something too out of my salary but right now....

2. Where I would spend my eternity, Hell.. I don't want to go to hell.

I am typing this with tears in my eyes, I need help, I really need help.

I can provide all evidence here in case u need to believe me. I am not a scammer, I am just a guy who lost all while trying to make my income sufficient for me.

I know I messed up, I bleeped up, It's all my fault and I have learnt my lesson.

Please I need help.

You are earning salary and are not jobless and you are thinking of suicide? You are a confirmed fool. Go ahead and do the world a big favour.

There are other people earning less than 50k a month and they never contemplated suicide. Pathetic mistake of a human being.

Father4all:
I only see the young Lady on red dress

Idiot

yolada:
My village people really dey on my matter
I don dey find job for almost four months now. I don dey house sote my parents come dey think sey I no wan work sey I dey lazy. So day before yesterday, one job wey I go apply for last week, them come call me say make I come for interview yesterday, I come dey happy. I don already go tell my people sey them sey make I come for interview. My brothers and sisters, can you believe say that same yesterday that I was meant to go for the interview, rain fall from morning till night and the madam come tell me say make I no bother coming say she no go fit come again because of the rain? I nearly die. I don tell am say make she let me know when I go fit come again, up till now, I never receive any message 🥲... Pop C and mom C wan use talk finnish me 🥲 Ohh God

Don’t relent. Send the lady a mail and plead with her to schedule another day and time due to the bad weather of the previously scheduled interview day. She will understand.

SirBanty:


In this time of rising cost of fuel in spite of the harsh weather condition and lack of power supply, you need a power station to help recharge your phone, laptops and rechargeable fan when there is no light.

How much is it?

AgentGoat:
Na skit. Dumb Nigerians.

I think it's a skit