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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Set To Ban Users Of Gbwhatsapp And Other Whatsapp Clone Apps by kalvoken(m): 7:17am On Mar 18, 2019
[quote author= post=76753992]Very Good development[/quote]Na wa o.

This guy no get work ni


Check most of the topics on FP, he is just everywhere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by kalvoken(m): 7:15am On Mar 18, 2019
Smellymouth:
Good morning my Sarewagbites....
Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United: FA Cup (2 - 1) On 16th March 2019 by kalvoken(m): 10:15am On Mar 17, 2019
Who help me see smellymouth?
Travel › Re: Some Of The Worst And Deadliest Air Disasters/Plane Crashes In History(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 4:58pm On Mar 16, 2019
Explorers:
Flight to where bro? If na outside abeg come carry me o, with me by your side, nothing to worry about grin
Hahahha. Oga even you too wan port out? I don give up for naija be that
Health › Re: Akwa Ibom Ranks Highest In HIV/AIDS Prevalence Rate In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2019
HaryoBamex:
HIV looks so dangerous in capital letter..
Look at it now 'hiv' so harmless grin
You be werey. grin grin grin

It's almost true o
Health › Re: Akwa Ibom Ranks Highest In HIV/AIDS Prevalence Rate In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 10:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
grin grin grin

I would have been surprised if another state beats them.
Those people can nack eh. Their ancestors must have been into carpentry work. The nacking is legendary.
But they fine well well, pass calabar.

If you never nack calabar/akwa ibom girl, wetin you gain?

Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 7:18pm On Mar 15, 2019
[quote author=Softhands post=76677941]lol...so Nigeria no join abi...it is well o.[/quote


No be me talk am o, na you talk am o grin
Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 9:00am On Mar 15, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
I don't have a jet, Use your brain next time you comment.
Yeah, I will do just that next time, it's mistake for me not to use what I have. Thank you for reminding me. You should also pray for a brain too, you need to get one.

Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 6:25am On Mar 15, 2019
KendrickAyomide:
it will be funny till your loved ones die in one. Or maybe una never they Enter plane for family
I know you have a private and public jet already, wedon.
Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:48pm On Mar 14, 2019
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Travel › Re: Black Box From Crashed Ethiopian Airline Arrives Paris For Investigation(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:43pm On Mar 14, 2019
countries dey ban plane from their air space, Nigeria too dey show face. grin grin grin grin

Culture › Re: Igbo Name For Fruits by kalvoken(m): 7:35pm On Mar 14, 2019
jnrbayano:
Ji Abii
MBA, anti n'akpo ya òkù na nsukka/ezike
Culture › Re: Igbo Name For Fruits by kalvoken(m): 11:19pm On Mar 13, 2019
Ajasnoop:
Yam - JI
Plantain - Ji oko
Potato - Ji Nwa nu
Cassava - Ji Gbo or Akpu
Cocoa Yam - Ede
Thanks dear, many mistake plantain for banana, thereby calling it unene(unere)

Plantain is ji ókó
Potato is ji mmanu


If normal yam I'd called ji
Water yam =>. Àbàlà/mbànà
What is that yellowish yam called? The one that's somehow bitter.
Culture › Re: Igbo Name For Fruits by kalvoken(m): 11:10pm On Mar 13, 2019
odumchi:
Lol na so? cheesy
The same way you feel is the way I feel when looking at some of the names others wrote.

Anyway, here are some more:

cocoyam - nkasi
wateryam - mbala
cassava - akpu/igburu
garden egg - angara
kola nut - oji
corn - akpakpa
pineapple - akwu oru
Nice job but,

Garden egg is spelt "añara" in Igbo

Pineapple some do call it nkwu MBE.

Corn is ókà

Then if you talk of nkasi, it's the one used for achicha, which is also called ede. Cocoyam in particular, I can't remember its name. Same with another one called úgwúntà. Though you can call them all "ede"
Culture › Re: Igbo Name For Fruits by kalvoken(m): 11:02pm On Mar 13, 2019
dubem3:
plantain - 'ogede'

beans - 'agwa'
Ogede is a borrowed Igbo language. Its for the Yoruba
Culture › Re: Igbo Name For Fruits by kalvoken(m): 11:01pm On Mar 13, 2019
ifyalways:
Sour sop :Ogbaka nti
Avocado :Ube oyibo
Pear(native one) : Ube
Corn :Oka
Apple : huh

LOL but what really is the name of that fruit that everyone calls "Fruit" ? Its red when ripe,you eat the fleshy outside,crack open the nut and out pops a sweet hidden goody. . .hmmn childhood
Those are foreign fruits, so we just call them by their English names. For example, apple is not a local fruit and many More
Sports › Re: Ucl 9pm 2nite Try Play Schalke To Qualify Against Man City @50 Odds by kalvoken(m): 9:54pm On Mar 12, 2019
Orangina:
TRY PLAY IT.On bet9ja
They just.qualified in first 45 minutes of the match

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Race For Top Four In The EPL: Who Will Prevail? by kalvoken(m): 5:11pm On Mar 12, 2019
Though sarri has not been good in his tactics, Chelsea will play champions league come next season.
Travel › Re: Plane Turn Around, Returned To Saudi Airport As Mum Forgets Baby At The Terminal by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Mar 12, 2019
Oga, one is on front page already. Nice job.
Travel › Re: Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mother Forgot Her Baby At The Airport by kalvoken(m): 8:55am On Mar 12, 2019
espn:
touchy? A careless mother...she forgot her baby but not her bags or gadgets...
But she remembered it after all. Though, could happen to anyone, it's a careless mistake sha.
Politics › Re: INEC declares Kano Governorship Election Inconclusive by kalvoken(m): 10:35pm On Mar 11, 2019
Buhari will live to regret every of his actions.
Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead At Collation Center In Rivers, Protest Sparked (Graphic Photo) by kalvoken(m):
Officialgarri:
This one na cultist na .

I fear the way bloggers present news now. The just narrate lies to feed the curiosity of myopic fools

That was how they reported false news from Ibadan with attractive story lines.
It all turned out to be lies over and over again
Pray that you don't get labelled a terrorist/robber should anything happen to you tomorrow. no be curse, just an advice.


Someone died, all you could spew from that "soak away " mouth of yours is that he is a cultist. What is your evidence if I may ask? Because he bab kodo?

Cult cut your filty mouth there

#iranu#

Crime › Re: Man Shot Dead At Collation Center In Rivers, Protest Sparked (Graphic Photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:52pm On Mar 11, 2019
Oh God of mercy, is this supposed to be an election or war?

In a country, elections is a celebration of democracy, a kind of Democratic anniversary. Why is that of Africa and nigeria in particular so full of war.

I thought these idiots are elected to serve us. Is it now by force to be a servant? It will never be well with those of you that take other people's life for your political ambition.

#crazyWorld#luckyDube#
Crime › Re: Man Stabbed To Death By Thugs At INEC Office In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by kalvoken(m): 10:38pm On Mar 09, 2019
Though you are dead, AMAECHI and WIKE still live on.

Politics › Re: Gunmen Open Fire At Polling Unit In Delta by kalvoken(m): 10:35pm On Mar 09, 2019
walayi people dey mad for head sha. How a Normal person go go die for a useles, uneducated, thuggery and selfish politician is still beyond my keen they swear for una?

Politics › Re: Gunmen Open Fire At Polling Unit In Delta by kalvoken(m): 10:32pm On Mar 09, 2019
sad
Politics › Re: Temitope Olatoye Sugar Dies In UCH After He Was Shot by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Mar 09, 2019
Why. Am I a Nigerian sef?

Baba God.pick my call so I can relocate my family to a country abeg
Celebrities › Re: Davido Gifts His Personal Assistant, Lati A Brand New Benz by kalvoken(m): 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2019
Baba God, I know you can excessely do it more than obo. Abeg text me sef.
Crime › Re: PDP Agent Shot Dead In Nkwerre LGA Imo State - (graphic Images) by kalvoken(m): 8:40pm On Mar 09, 2019
abbaapple:
shocked


So Ikwerre is in Imo state abihuh Continue lipsrsealed
So you can't differentiate between ikwere and nkwere?

Oya continue

Politics › Re: Temitope Olatoye ‘Sugar’ Shot In Ibadan, In A Critical Condition At UCH by kalvoken(m): 8:33pm On Mar 09, 2019
Bakerdav:
Polities should not be do or die affairs
This is half-ricker ( Nigeria in particular).

What do you expect
Politics › Re: Governor Ugwuanyi In Early Lead As Archbishop Chukwuma,nwobodo Hail Peaceful Ele by kalvoken(m): 7:32pm On Mar 09, 2019
Aragbiji:
Atiku will not say this one is rigged o
Useless human being
Onukwu!

Buhari is on sit already, so enjoy your next level of change. I hope I don't meet you on the road begging money one day, because I will remind you who is in power

Shalom!
Politics › Re: Governorship Election Results 2019 From Polling Units Across States (unofficial) by kalvoken(m): 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2019
lalasticlala:
Here is a thread for results of the Governorship and state Assembly elections across the states in Nigeria.

You can post results from your polling units.

Note: no posting of fake results.

Posting of fake results attracts long ban.

Thanks, let the results flow in..
How long sir?

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