₦airaland Forum

Emmy3:
Somebody should please extend the joy of Christmas and new year to my life by sending me anything.
I really need it.

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CaptainMitch:
She was too promiscuous, na only me suppose cheat not two of us.

Sunofgod:
Drugs Baron.....

Explorers:
Not only in Lagos, is everywhere, even my small Ondo town here.



Oyinbo that manufactured the motorbikes attached mirrors for safety , but we Nigerians removed them.

We also turn the head lamps up to the sky, you see the ray at night towards the sky.

They reduce the lenght of the steering/handle so they can easily maneuver between cars in traffic(i asked one of them) .

They also raise their seats high and anytime they apply brakes, you slide forward and you shift back again/ladies that carry will hit them from behind charging the riders.

They also attach mp3 players with loud speaker, so embarrassing.

They fix siren and annoying horns.

These guys will never sit straight on their bikes, they bend, looking back at their exhaust as they fire on high speed.


Some even sit on their fuel tanks despite carrying no one.

Some wearing slippers will hold it with the tip of their toes, then press their pedal with nothing.


They overtake from left, right, centre, anytime and anywhere.

If they hit your car, they dont have money. They kneel/postrate begging if you're a man.

If they hit a woman's car, 100 bikes will gather in 10seconds, attacking/blaming the woman. But some women are crazy.


Okada....Hmmmmmm

0pposite:
Tonto is right!
There's nothing as annoying as having a poor yahoo yahoo boy who cannot last on the bed.
#spits

Oloripelebe:
;DAnywhere belle face


We donate him to our biafla blothers

patrickmuf:
Now the dust has settled, let me rant...
If Fred had signed for City, he'd have been starting yesterday with Fernandinho on the bench but no, the fool who encouraged the club to pay mega bucks for him didn't even consider him good enough to start or play any role in the encounter, dude must be asking himself serious questions.

Elampiro, how does Mou convince the board with this attitude of his? Bailly was on the bench, Fred was on the bench, Sanchez was on the bench, Dalot is almost always out injured, Lukaku has been all over the place...Of his signings, only Lindelof (he is only starting cos Jones can't keep fit even if his life depended on it) and Pogba, the rest are glued to the bench, if you're Ed, will you still trust his decision making?
At City, Pep starts over 80% if not more of his signings, Mahrez, Walker, Stones, Bernardo Silva, Mendy (after a long injury lay off) and Ederson, now tell me why the board wouldn't oblige him when next he demands they splash the cash?
Mourinho is his own problem, apart from his negative approach to games, he hasn't spent wisely, he should be booted out asap.

lebete3000:
I'm still searching for someone that'll teach me how to read & understand those betting terminology like over 1.5, *2 etc.

I still dunno wha da fvck those terms mean & I gotta strong gut feeling i'll hammer if I do.

Unik3030:
don't blame buhari it's greed of these youths.d country is bad truly but they can start from somewhere