Family › Re: Checkout This Cute 4 Generation Photos by kalvoken(m): 12:02am On May 23, 2019 |
Richdad50:

You are a disgrace and a shame to your lineage. Even if no one knows you your arrogance has a address. You shame and lie on your grandmother for the pleasure of likes from a few silly folks like you. For every spit you spill out, your are spilling the last fragment of your soul until none is left. I wish I can lay a curse on you right now but I will spare you.
Richdad You just honoured him with that quote. Would have been better if you overlooked his/stupidity. Not bad though |
Family › Re: Checkout This Cute 4 Generation Photos by kalvoken(m): 11:59pm On May 22, 2019 |
Hintona: Ha very funny How are you able to find funnyness in that trash.
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Crime › Re: This Type Of Watch Has Been Stolen In London, It Worth ₦321Million(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 7:06pm On May 22, 2019 |
Can you just imagine?
Just an ordinary watch that can not tell one when Jesus will come back is worth 700k, not even naira but pounds!
The worst part be sey na ordinary rubber handle e get. How would any one know that it's not the same with those ones sold by aboki on the road.
Abeg
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Crime › Re: Kaduna: Alhaji Who Raised False Kidnap Alarm Leading To Lynching Of Man Arrested by kalvoken(m): 7:05pm On May 22, 2019 |
May God not let us suffer for what we no nothing about. |
Crime › Re: Suicide And Sniper by kalvoken(m): 10:26am On May 22, 2019 |
JKisOK: The way suicides have made it first choice, Sniper insecticide may just be attracting unhealthy attention from the authorities. Many Nigerians committing suicide have taken to gulping down the substance, with a highly fatal result.
Relatively new in the market, Sniper appears to have been formulated along the line of Otapiapia, which was also a local anti-pest solution. Otapiapia also in the 1980s and 1990s became a favourite suicide tool, especially in the South-East. Sniper seems to have taken over.
Should the government clamp down on Sniper, it may be shutting down a good business, resulting in job losses, investment trapping, with wide implications for those servicing and benefiting down the product's supply chain.
But this raises several questions.
Is there an iron-clad case to call for banning the production and sales of Sniper?
Does Sniper account for the majority of deaths and is Sniper the only way out for people bent on committing harakiri?
Should the manufacturers of Sniper be blamed for the abuse of their highly effective insecticide?
What will happen should Sniper be banned and depressed and desperate people embrace some other solutions? So awolowo is also from the east. Issorite
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Romance › Re: Ladies: What Would You Like Your Man To Stop Doing? by kalvoken(m): 10:35pm On May 20, 2019 |
We just need them to stop asking for money. We are not their father, they have two hands and two legs just like we men.
Both party enjoy sex together, that's if she don't do more. |
Celebrities › Re: Churchill Features In UNN Exam Question, Today by kalvoken(m): 10:25pm On May 20, 2019 |
I know very well just like most nairalanders, that this is not real. No lecturer would stoop that low, his/her ass will be sued out.
BTW, the thing that hurts Mr most is that Tonto's name was changed to Tanny. Two things ate involved;
Its either the SUPPOSED lecturer did want his/her students to mistake it for Toto
Or he /she just hate Tonto that he wouldn't want her name to trend.
Whichever way, both Churchill, tonto, the exam setter, the exam question snapper, and the mod that keep pushing trash on front page, they are all mad.
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Travel › Re: Damage Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Lagos Today by kalvoken(m): 8:41pm On May 20, 2019 |
daddytime: Your life shall continuall remain below for people to look at and read your obituary below...
Nitwits Dude.you need to edit.that post. He/she was never addressing you, so why take it personal. You are not even the owner of nairaland so why carry the matter for head  Your have no right to curse him, because he's not your child, he didn't offend you. So if you did not retract that curse you released, it may return back to you if it sees no reason to hit the guy in question. |
Education › Re: The Eastern Palm University Built By Rochas Okorocha - Photos by kalvoken(m): 11:49am On May 20, 2019 |
Okoro tried here, though for a every #1000 project in Nigeria, 10billion was syphoned.
Don't ask me how I got to know this, you be Nigeria too.
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Autos › Re: Classic Autos Available In Cotonuo..See Pictures of different cars i bought. by kalvoken(m): 12:11pm On May 19, 2019*. Modified: 1:14pm On May 19, 2019 |
HiliaryAutos: Year model of the Rx330 How much is your Camry xle 2012 when in lag And Lexus Rx330 2006 too |
Celebrities › Re: Stonebwoy Explains Why He Pulled A Gun On Shatta Wale On Stage At VGMA 2019 by kalvoken(m): 5:41am On May 19, 2019 |
Kayi Ghana get wahala o. Na thus kind of people dey sing for them? 
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Celebrities › Re: EFCC Returns Zlatan Ibile's Car And Phone, Management Confirms by kalvoken(m): 5:33am On May 19, 2019 |
13ShadesOfMay: Glad he learned his lesson the hard way after he has gbe body to Efcc custody! Somebody was arrested and after investigation, he was released with all his belongings returned. You guys chose to hawk the matter for tray basket Abeg enough of all thus already |
Politics › Re: Lepers To President Buhari: You Abandoned Us After Helping You Win Elections by kalvoken(m): 7:37pm On May 18, 2019*. Modified: 1:15pm On May 19, 2019 |
sarrki: Baba know forget una
Him go do well for everybody This life though, one need not to kill his/her self with worries. No matter your state, their is someone out there that will make you thank God for your status. If people like this don't commit suicide, why should you 
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Politics › Re: Sanusi Saved By Dangote From Being Dethroned by kalvoken(m): 11:42am On May 18, 2019 |
mysteryman2014: History repeating itself. Difficult for one to keep silent in face of tyranny, however traditional rulers need to be circumspect and avoid politics to uphold the dignity of the institution. Circumspect as in how? By not not speaking the truth when you see one or hat do you mean exactly. This is just one of the many things that Nigeria will never move forward. No one is ready to sacrifice. |
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Blasts Uche Ogbodo Over Her Unclad Photos, Calls Her Ugly by kalvoken(m): 10:27am On May 18, 2019 |
Ogbodo, igbodo. Very soon it will be IKPU ODO.
But seriously uche's reply will put badmus in SIVIA PAIN |
Politics › Re: Buhari Leaves The Prophet Mosque After Breaking Fast In Madinah (video) by kalvoken(m): 4:27am On May 17, 2019 |
Imagine where the president of Africa's giant is walking.
See him being guard like when pastor is performing miracle on stage. Should better presenter there, the whole hall go empty |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives The City Of Madina, The Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia - Photo by kalvoken(m): 9:49pm On May 16, 2019*. Modified: 10:05pm On May 16, 2019 |
This is just like, the ooni of ife or maybe alafin of Oyo, or maybe oba lilwane abi wetin be his name(oba of lagoon) inviting president Xi Jinping of China for "Eyo festival".
Or maybe obi of onitcha, or igwe ezike-oba, or igwe aguleri or any traditional ruler from the east inviting Donald Trump for "Ofala festival" or "ikeji arondizogu festival "
And one Mr integritated man who is just returning from one week trip to U.k dusted his dry wrinkled bombom "voom" to Saudi, when the country he is RULING is burning.
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Crime › Re: Gateman And Driver Engage In A Bitter Fight Over Seniority In Lagos by kalvoken(m): 9:37pm On May 15, 2019 |
Babygeez: See below Guy you don kolo. So you think sey na as some nairaland mods mumu na so we the nairalanders mumu too? Who fit fall for your scam. Oloribuku onye nzuzu! |
Crime › Re: Gateman And Driver Engage In A Bitter Fight Over Seniority In Lagos by kalvoken(m): 9:32pm On May 15, 2019 |
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Politics › Re: Biafra: Police Warns IPOB Ahead Of May 30 Sit-at-home Protest by kalvoken(m): 9:12pm On May 15, 2019 |
Walahi, ipob don suffer for this people hand. The herdsmen, maihity alha na wetin be the name and many others are out their controlling the population of inoccent citizens up not and middle belt. No fucking poliman had ever condemned their activities, not to mention arrest.
Okay, people decided to rest at home to think/look into their journey so far, you decided to take offence. Issorite.
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Food › See How A Man Cheated KFC In South Africa By Eating Free Food For A Year by kalvoken(op): 8:06pm On May 15, 2019 |
A twenty seven (27) years old university students in South Africa tricked different KFC outlets in the country, they gave him free food for 12 months. His only weapon was bravery. He would walk into any branch of KFC outlets, telling the employees that he was from the head quarter for a quality assurance. That is he was sent to check the quality of food served to customers. In that way, he was able to outsmart different branch of KFC not until luck ran out of him. Everyday they say is for the thief, but one day for the owner. One thing many have admired is his courageousness, many were even suggesting he should be given the job already. Source : https://qr.ae/TWNGHw
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Crime › Re: Men Caught By Police For Stealing Pants In Ogun State. by kalvoken(m): 9:15am On May 13, 2019 |
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Health › Re: Eating More Ultra-processed Foods May Shorten Life Span by kalvoken(m): 9:27pm On May 11, 2019 |
mybestlove: Eating these days is gradually becoming a taboo. One research after the other condemns every food you can think of. The only safe food today is only fruits and vegetables. Are we to be vegetarians?
My grandpa was eating fufu in the morning, fufu in the afternoon and same at night, just anytime he feels like eating it and lived up to 89 years but today fufu is condemned. All these rich men with their cooks and chefs are easily diagnosed of cancer etc.
What I'm saying is: please don't mind these people and their research, eat whatever hungries you. I once watched a program on TV where one doctor was explaining how unsafe some fruits and vegetables can be. That inorganic vegetables/fruits are very dangerous to the body. Then he was asked how one can detect organic from inorganic fruits or vegetables. HE started stammering! This people are only out there to confuse us. Eat whatever that's good to your body |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by kalvoken(m): 8:40am On May 10, 2019 |
Lana1: Imagine waking up tomorrow to news that we've signed Ndidi. But my club could never.
God!  No be only Ndidi, even Ebere too
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Celebrities › Re: Brymo Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by kalvoken(m): 10:05am On May 09, 2019 |
Though I don't understand Yoruba that much, but I love this guy's music.
He is always doing His things in his own way, he never follows the trend.
#patience and good luck# nice track
Happy birthday man |
Car Talk › Re: Reasons Why Spare Tyres Are Smaller Than The Normal Tyres by kalvoken(m): 10:40pm On May 06, 2019 |
JejeNaija: okay
I was expecting the OP to hit the nail on the head which he didn't.
The reason for the donut tires is simply because, with the normal regular tires, most users do not see the need to replace or repair their damaged tire and end up not having a spare tire anymore for an emergency.
With the dunut tire, the vehicle user would always make it a priority to change his regular tire and still have his spare tire in place.
I don't know if I have made sense here. Orie kpe! Your sense no go kee you.
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Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Feeds His 101-Year-Old Mother Food (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:57pm On May 06, 2019 |
Mothers are golden
Our Dad would tell us when he was alive, "instead of you to disobey your mum, do it to me" That the woman suffer a lot for us.
May God keep my mother alive while HE bless me abundantly, so I can at least show her that I care. I know I can never pay her back, but my plan is to show her that I understand. #2pac#
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Sports › Re: Arsenal Focus Now On Europa League, Says Emery, After Top 4 Hopes Fade by kalvoken(m): 8:38am On May 06, 2019 |
I Wonder what their focus would be after losing Europa.
Emery + ole gunner and sarri na true definition of failure |
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Travel › Re: Cargo Delivery By Rail To Kaduna Dry Port Starts Tuesday by kalvoken(m): 10:05pm On May 05, 2019 |
Okeji: In ur mind u think u had made sense? I wonder why ur mother did not waste d adulterated sperm that produced u..... Shioor With all due respect I will never call out your innocent mother. She don't know me neither do I. But I promise you, should you continue like this, you go regret later. |
Travel › Re: Cargo Delivery By Rail To Kaduna Dry Port Starts Tuesday by kalvoken(m): 10:03pm On May 05, 2019 |
bluefilm: You can now see why you are not allowed to freely comment on such threads?
You want to go there and start calling everyone you see there terrorists abi?
So that tomorrow when they start coming for seun's head from all over the world, you will be in your parlour sipping chilled orijin abi?
Oga commot abeg
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Travel › Re: Cargo Delivery By Rail To Kaduna Dry Port Starts Tuesday by kalvoken(m): 10:00pm On May 05, 2019 |
Stanweezy: My guy dey vex ooo. We got to play by their card, is not a must u must comnent on Islamic religion matter more over Christianity is a free religion, anyone can comment on their thread.
So bro practice tolerance Yes I know but many times you see a thread and wish to contribute but you can't, as you are restricted unless you confess to something you don't believe in. I just wanted to wish the Muslim faithfuls a happy Ramadan o. |