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Celebrities › Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates His 72nd Birthday by kalvoken(m): 9:09am On Mar 07, 2019
hisexcellency34:
The best Igbo actor ever liveth
Na lie o. He is just one of the four.

Nkem owoh is there, chiwetalu agu, himself, and aki/pawpaw.

Those men are genius
Celebrities › Re: Solidstar: "I Be Street Boy, Na Money Make Me Look Like Ajebo" by kalvoken(m): 8:58am On Mar 07, 2019
My concern now is how much man u paid mbappe and Buffon to sell out the match to them?

I foresee that trophy coming back to England. Mancity just need to maintain the tempo and he will make history by winning all the trophies(Carling cup is down, FA on the way, league is almost, and maybe champions league too) he played for.
Politics › Re: Elections: APC Candidates, Others Step Down For PDP by kalvoken(m):
This is a prove that that umunya abi na amahi worked for APC during the presidential election.
Travel › Re: Why Do The Law Enforcers Tolerate Hanging On Vehicles On Roads In Lagos (PHOTOS) by kalvoken(m): 8:24pm On Mar 05, 2019
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

You mean these law enforcement people?

[img]https://bmada.files./2017/04/img_0619.png[/img]
Walayi
Orie ko ofokasi be(don't even know the meaning)

grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Man Finds Dead Eagle With GPS Device, Show All Countries It Visited In 1year(Pic by kalvoken(m): 7:31pm On Mar 04, 2019
White men are gods. But something must have made the bird to avoid the seas
Family › Re: I Bought My Mum A Convertible Sport (pics,vid) by kalvoken(m): 11:21am On Mar 04, 2019
warriboy21:
I got dis car last summer just for flexing.. only drove few times...winter came .and I decided to give to my mama in warri wink. So I had it shipped out and had my bro cleared it from Lagos. She received it today.. Omo no be small dancing and crying and prayer OOO cry

Words will fail me if I should start describing how loving dis woman has been to me. How she suffered..I feel lucky to be her child. Once again words will fail me.

Hers a tribute to her:

A dream came tru.... All d way... from�� to ��..I leave Vanity for you... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy!.... Enjoy this appetizer dear mother.....paint that town red!!!....... enjoy oh sweet mother enjoy...... enjoy Mrs Helen Esi aka the 'comfort bringer'. ...All Glory to God #sweetmother

Guys don't wait till you become a millionaire b4 u start making ur parents Happy. De ere always endlessly on dia knees praying everyday for you.

I have always lived with dis philosophy that--

B4 I give any girl $50, I must have given my mum $50,000

B4 I pay any girls house rent,. I must have build a house for my mama ,

B4 I buy bicycle for any girl, I must have bought mama a car.

I always think of her ist because I know where I come from and what we have passed through.
This is awesome. Mothers are golden, no matter what.

You can imagine how much it means for a mad woman to be cherished by the children.


May God continue to bless you in every of your endeavors. God should also bless we that shared your blessing, so we can bless our mumsy too.


DJ give me #DEAR MAMA# BY 2PAC
Politics › Re: Man Sacked For Supporting President Buhari (photo) by kalvoken(m): 10:57am On Mar 03, 2019
Cue4rm:
See am, already in d mood to cause havoc.
You that called someone you do and will NOT even know a terrorist, is your brain not paining you? That's if you have any.
Politics › Re: Man Sacked For Supporting President Buhari (photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:02am On Mar 03, 2019
Cue4rm:
Imagine this yoruba Moslemhuh

Potential terrorist
Na your papa be terrorist!

Politics › Re: Man Sacked For Supporting President Buhari (photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:00am On Mar 03, 2019
Cue4rm:
Imagine this yoruba Moslemhuh

Potential terrorist
Agwa nti ma onughi, mgbe aga ebere nti ebere isi.
Politics › Re: Man Sacked For Supporting President Buhari (photo) by kalvoken(m): 8:50am On Mar 03, 2019
Cue4rm:
Yoruba Moslems are potential terrorists and they derive joy seeing others pains.

Sorry your oga just found out that you are one of them
I wonder how you guys sleep everyday, after vomiting those evils from your mouth. Tribalism will kill you lots unless you change your ways. I don't know where you come from but I am certain even your people will reject you. Grow up kid.
Family › Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by kalvoken(m):
stanliwise:
I am actually glad that someone here is asking same question as I am. In my previous post I ask him what he will do if after confessing nothing changed.
But remember the situation isn't this simple as it is not easy for everyone to convince themselves that their past was not responsible for their current predicaments.
So the problem here is what if he was right, what if truely his past actions was responsible. how do you think he could find out? Do you think there is anyway he could convict himself that truely nothing of his past is responsible?
I just think he should keep exploring medical solutions to their predicament than letting out the cat from the bag
Family › Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by kalvoken(m): 8:44am On Mar 01, 2019
stanliwise:
Don't think I am trying to insult you.
The man in question said he believes that his current predicaments are as a result of his past actions.
Are you saying he should live with his predicament because of the deadly punishment you perceive is gonna occur if he open up the old chapter of his life. So try to see that the situation is between the devil and the deep blue sea for the man. Because either ways he has to live with an unfinished business by keeping it a secret or face the wrath of his past actions by letting the the cat out.
I don't think any option is superior here, although many factor could change things
His action has no connection to his present predicament. He is only suffering from a guilty conscience.

The same way he is linking every bad thing he is passing through now to what happened in the past, is how everybody around him will remind him the atrocity he had done in the past any time there's a misunderstanding.

What if the child is not even his? What if his wife's problem is no connection with the case. Believe me, his mind is just playing him tikki takka.
Family › Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by kalvoken(m): 10:23pm On Feb 28, 2019
stanliwise:
Despite all you wrote how come you can't spot the flaw in your reasoning.
Thank you for the correction. Hope you did get the message though?
Family › Re: I Had A Child With My Brother's Ex Wife. Please Read And Advice Me by kalvoken(m):
Vincent88:
Hello everyone im new to this forum this is my fidst post.

Please pardon my english it is not fluent because im french speaken but im married to your nigerian sister (my wife).

Im vincent by name 30 years old married for 2 years with no child yet. I come from a family of 3 brothers and im the last born. Our dad passed away 20 years ago so it was our mom took care of us she fought so hard for us to have a better life unfortunatly she also passed away 13 years ago i was only 17 , my senior brother, our first born was married with a son 4 years old at that time, my middle brother was studying at the university and i went to stay with my elder brother.

His wife started seducing me anytime my brother is away in a business trips , she will try all her power but i was rejecting her by reminding her that she is my brother wife i will never deceiving him by sleeping with her and she started maltreating me by no giving me foods and giving me lots of housework to do, i never disrespected her and i will do as she said.

I was scared to tell my brother because he is a short tempered man he had so much love for his wife and he wouldnt even believe me. So she carry on with her mission after 2 years later i was just 19 years old she was 27 i gave in by sleeping with her (worst mistake ever) we started doing it lots of times when my brother is away on business or when the son is at school. She was then pregnant by me i have begged her to abort it but she went ahead with the pregnancy , all my brother knew that he was the father and she had a baby girl who is my carbon copy but people cant see it because they will always says she is looking like me but no one had suspect that she is mine even my brother.

After the baby i could not continue sleeping with her she was angry at me , threatened me that she will send me to prìson but i made my mind no to do it again so after 2 years of supporting her madness i had enough that made me leave the house for goods i went to stay with a friend and i was still in good relationship with my brother even he try to find out what was my reason for leaving the house. Imade up some lies he accepted it.

So he and his wife had 2 more children that makes them four 2 boys and 2 girls but he caught her with another man on their matrimonial bed and he went for DNA for their last child because she is very fair like a mixed race compare to her other siblings who are dark skin and the result come up that he was not the biological father so he divorce her but kept the child because he love the child


After the divorce my brother's life is not the same how it used to be , he is broke and he is a alcoholic and womaniser , i have given him money several times to start business but he still spending the money on women and alcohol. I stop giving him money but i do provide foods and school fees for all 4 children.

My problem is that since i got married my wife had three miscarriages, by 4 months she will loose the pregnancy it really broke her hearts and im in so much pain too but i believed that im being punished for having a child with my ex sister in law and my poor wife is paying for something she never did.

I love her so much and i dont want to loose her . No one else knows about this is only me and ex sister in law who knows about this. I really want to Confess and be free but i dont know how to tell this to my wife and brother . My wife adore my brother's child, they spend holidays in our house and my brother has never question the other 3 DNA because he has a strong believe that they are all his except the youngest girl. My daughter, she is now 10 years .

Please advice me on how to bring this matter to him please no insult i regrets my mistake i sometime wish it was a dream . Sorry for the long post
unless you are planning to reclaim the child as you are yet to have your own. If not, I am advising you to let the sleeping dog lye!

1. You will loose your brother. He may forgive you, but never will he forget. Any little mistake from you he will remind you that you had done the worst already.

2. Your famil will never recover from the shame that will come with the scandal. Na your mumsy I pity pass, she no go fit talk among her mates

3. You child will suffer the stigma

4. Your brother may kill you before killing himself.

5. Telling your wife is never an option

6. You will never remain the same if another ear get to hear this, no matter who!



So, with these few points of mine, you will agree with me that it is better you keep the secret to yourself as you committed it by yourself, than to spread the suffering to your family members by opening the cupboard.

Thanks! cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by kalvoken(m): 7:09am On Feb 28, 2019
Smellymouth:
The people that made the decision to sign Sanchez are all mad..
If you are crying like this for Sanchez, I wonder what you would have done for jorginho
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0) On 27th February 2019 by kalvoken(m): 7:05am On Feb 28, 2019
ReeLoaDead:
Excuses excuses, this is why your spuds never win any trophies tongue
What is this one saying?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0) On 27th February 2019 by kalvoken(m): 11:02pm On Feb 27, 2019
ReeLoaDead:
He should first forgive his legs for that fist goal when the ball pass thru like breeze ... grin
That was never his fault. The ball came with full force.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 0) On 27th February 2019 by kalvoken(m): 10:55pm On Feb 27, 2019
Tottenham keeper will never forgive his defender for what he did to him today
Celebrities › Re: Georgina Onuoha Blasts CNN For Not Covering Nigerian Elections by kalvoken(m): 9:04am On Feb 24, 2019
Eziokwugbaoto:
Who is Jorginho sorry Georgina Onuoha??
cheesy grin


You no well at all.


on serious note, the girl has a point, but how can we blame US? When a full grown ass men would see black and call it white. Trump already told you he wouldn't want to have anything to do with man you guys a re voting for.
Politics › Re: Alleged Ballot Box Snatcher Demola, Head Of OPC In Okota Survives by kalvoken(m): 8:31am On Feb 24, 2019
Trunaijian:
They should monitor his progress and soon as he is well enough, throw him in Jail!
You expect him to be punished for doing what he was sent for? He may even get oluomo treatment (fia to abroad)
Politics › Re: Barbecued Chicken Served To Voters At Lagos Island (Pics) by kalvoken(m): 10:35pm On Feb 23, 2019
Don't be surprised, most of them sitting there voted for Atiku.

But the "e no go better for you them" are laying their life for a lifeless skeletal jihardist.


Imagine the painful death the ademola guy of opc experienced.

Immediately buhari is announced the winner, I will just commence processing of my papers to jet out of this jungle of a country.
Food › Re: Village Brought Up: Let's Confuse The City Borns. by kalvoken(op): 9:46pm On Feb 23, 2019
Emescot:
Chereku and abuba nko i guess
From which part in east?
Food › Village Brought Up: Let's Confuse The City Borns. by kalvoken(op): 6:44pm On Feb 23, 2019
What are the names of the these foods in your village.


Mine is 042
First one is unuñgu
Second is àgū (its actually gotten from a rotten palm tree. Very delicious but full of oil/fat. It has no bone)

Politics › Re: Thugs destroyed Ballot boxes in Baba Ewe Polling unit, Okota, Lagos by kalvoken(m): 3:01pm On Feb 23, 2019
Freshbaba95:
Where are the so called security guards. Lol. This country is a joke
All stationed down east, probably.
Politics › Checking On Wife's Vote: Isn't This A Violation Of Electoral Act? by kalvoken(op): 11:26am On Feb 23, 2019
Below is a picture of general Mohammed buhari taking a look into his wife's voting slip to make sure she did not vote for the opposition candidate, Atiku Abubakar.

This has prompted me to ask if it's not a violation to electoral act by the inec. Or is he really a above the law!

Lalasticlala please we need people's opinion.

Travel › Re: China Airlines Captain Captured Sleeping In The Cockpit While Flying Boeing 747 by kalvoken(m): 11:35pm On Feb 22, 2019
Bit seriously, we will be needing this very pilot to pilot that man to his 100 cows.




Back2daura mission is a must
Travel › Re: China Airlines Captain Captured Sleeping In The Cockpit While Flying Boeing 747 by kalvoken(m): 11:34pm On Feb 22, 2019
Ganja109:
Ah... Somebody can't sleep in peace ✌️ again.
And besides the plane might have on auto-pilot.
Auto pilot kor, mechanical pilot ni.


Just like a trawler, the main driver/pilot can only sleep while the second driver/conductor is on steering/in control.
Travel › Re: Lagos Life: 10 Reasons You Should Move From Mainland To Island by kalvoken(m): 11:26pm On Feb 17, 2019
How about their bad water compared to that of mainland.
Celebrities › Re: Andre Omotayo Churchill 3rd Birthday: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates Son by kalvoken(m):
Inspectorsuga22:
Tonto is d worst kinda bit¢h I wouldn't wish for my worst enemy as a wife.....spits**
When would your elder sisters get.married sef?

Celebrities › Re: Andre Omotayo Churchill 3rd Birthday: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates Son by kalvoken(m): 5:30pm On Feb 17, 2019
Agozie48:
Common shut the hell up
Mind your words unless you had worn same shoe and knows where it hurt. I wish your words don't catch up with you
Sports › Re: Emiliano Sala Buried In Argentina by kalvoken(m): 5:16pm On Feb 17, 2019
This death sef.

Of all the evil wicked politicians littered all over this country, it chose to take an innocent man off the planet earth.
Travel › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Living In Lekki? by kalvoken(m):
1. You can wear a pair of jean truser for 1 month there without washing it. It takes miracle for one to wear cloth twice in mainland.

2. Island is like the galaxy. when you shoot your shot , you either land in the moon or among stars. But in main land, hmmm.

3Life is easier as people over there value life because they have tasted it and and are enjoying it and also they have future. Unlike agege where a nonentity can end your life/future in a blink of an eye.

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