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Music/Radio › Re: Falz – 'Talk' (Lyrics) by kalvoken(m): 7:55pm On Jan 11, 2019
Falz just killed buhari


Jubril must go. A task to every meaningful Nigerian.
Politics › Re: Group Call On Senate To Pass Bill On Recovery Of Arms Ahead Of February Election by kalvoken(m): 12:42pm On Jan 10, 2019
Rollins777:
This process will help Nigeria be a peaceful place to be, praying the Senate to act fast to enable it ensure free and fare election.
Zombi language.
Politics › Re: Group Call On Senate To Pass Bill On Recovery Of Arms Ahead Of February Election by kalvoken(m): 12:41pm On Jan 10, 2019
Seetto:
Chairman are you speaking from the Jupiter....ayam not coding...oo
blame it on auto correct bro
Politics › Re: Group Call On Senate To Pass Bill On Recovery Of Arms Ahead Of February Election by kalvoken(m): 12:35pm On Jan 10, 2019
[quote author= post=74626220]The worst senate President in the history of Nigeria is too busy to do is job now, he's rather clinging to a straw![/quote]Hope on man. Apc can start from MC oluomo. Were security men not on ground while the Lago's agberos were doing their thing in your ocultic rally? What did they say or do?

See me trying to make sense to this thing, as if he will understand. I am sorry for allowing you waste my time.
Health › Re: Gas Explosion Kills Lady 'Operating Her Phone While Cooking With Gas' In Lagos by kalvoken(m): 8:25pm On Jan 09, 2019
Why not buhari?
Sports › Re: The Emirates FA Cup 4th Round Draw by kalvoken(m): 8:13am On Jan 09, 2019
BiafraBushBoy:
chooiii... e hard oooo

Interested in getting cakes, small chops, and chips at an affordable price, please contact me.

I am the best out there
Oga you dey fry akara now?

No hard feelings, only kidding
Politics › Re: Tinubu Blasts PDP, Atiku by kalvoken(m):
So buhari is now so sick that he can't even campaign for himself?

shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: See how Don Jazzy replies fan who asked 'Why are people leaving your label?' by kalvoken(m): 9:23am On Jan 08, 2019
Sometimes this people push me to agree with that thing in aso rock that said Nigeria youths are lazy. But when you take a closer look, you will know that it's only a zombie that can make such a comment.

What's your business with Don't jazzy and his business?
Na you leave? Na you dey leave? Leave your zombies first before you can pit mouth for wetin no concern you.
Politics › Re: Breaking! 2,000 PDP Members Dump Party, Defect To APC In Borno by kalvoken(m): 11:01pm On Jan 07, 2019
Who dey always count these defectors and how come they are always in a round figure. If not 2000, it will be 3000

The score line is always under 5.5

Highest goal is 4.5 = 5000� � �

Music/Radio › Re: Fuji Music Is The Best Music In The World by kalvoken(m): 10:59pm On Jan 07, 2019
And it made front page??

Mod are you under the influence of abakiliki weed?
Education › Re: Update On ASUU Meeting With Federal Government (pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:31pm On Jan 07, 2019
What is ASUU?

Is it the same as the one in the club house (assun) ?

Politics › Re: Am Back To Teach Wailers Some Lesson by kalvoken(m):
BiafraBushBoy:
English is written

Go school you no gree
Walayi you are this guy's village person and you don catch am.

Christianity Etc › Re: When A Bright Intelligent Child Becomes A Struggling Adult by kalvoken(m): 7:35pm On Jan 06, 2019
CreepyBlackpool:
There's no such thing as star being blockedsad

no village people involved.


He stopped reading and started failing, simple as that!
guy forget that stuff you are saying. Here in naija, your certificate don't put food on your table (90% correct), who you know does.

I know two guys working in NIM yet they didn't finish there secondary school. How many books had your president read? Is he not ruining(sorry ruling) the most populous snack nation on earth?
Sports › Re: Emenike Displays Ojukwu, Okwaraji, Yekini, Keshi's Pictures In His Mansion by kalvoken(m): 5:49pm On Jan 06, 2019
Omo see men living in money in the name of house.


God's plan
Celebrities › Re: Soundcity Awards: Davido Congratulates Burna Boy, Hails His Mother by kalvoken(m): 4:43pm On Jan 06, 2019
Cute mother and son


may God bless us now that our mother is still healthy so she can enjoy all she had laboured for. Real mothers suffer alot for their kids.

My dad always warned us while he was alive never to disrespect our mother. He asked us to look down him instead( but be ready to dance to the tune). that if he gives you two strokes of cane for disobeying him, you will receive twelve strokes of cane for doimg same to your mother.

R.I.P pman

DEAR MAMA. by 2pack
HOLD ON. by lucky dube
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Go Back To Jss1 Cos Of 80 Billion Naira by kalvoken(m): 4:12pm On Jan 06, 2019
rickyboss333:
nonsense no be small. how much ur current class don produce? am sure u dont know what 80 billion is. Oti ooo (yoruba for no), I will rather continue struggling with my masters degree with no job hoping that some day i will get a job that will probably not still give me up to a billion naira in 10 years to come
Infat you have every right to struggle till enternity if you so wish, but don't be quick in rubbishing someone's opinion.

No matter how confusing your write is up there, i am yet to see anyone that had tagged it nonsense
Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Go Back To Jss1 Cos Of 80 Billion Naira by kalvoken(m): 4:00pm On Jan 06, 2019
I will not just go back to jss class, but KG 1

And i will be doing this also

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (0 - 0) On 2nd January 2019 by kalvoken(m): 10:02pm On Jan 02, 2019
So David dijae have a twin brother keeping for southampton
Celebrities › Re: Chiwetalu Agu's 1980s Throwback Photo Shared By His Brother by kalvoken(m): 3:16pm On Jan 02, 2019
neoclassical:
In the words of Chinwetala Agu: Udele anyuo nsi na altar = An Owl has defecated in the Altar. Ekwensu ekisie Mamiwota = Devil has kissed the sea Goddess
Useless is vulture

An owl is ogugu abi wetin dem dey call am sef
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Kneel Down To Greet Gov Ambode And His Wife by kalvoken(m): 9:19am On Jan 02, 2019
Ry
Food › What Was The Last Thing You Ate Last Year And The First Thing You Ate This Year. by kalvoken(op): 10:31pm On Jan 01, 2019
So what was your last food in 2018 and the likewise the first thing you ate in 2019.


Well, my last food in 2018 was rice and stew laced with fish. In 2019, i don't know what happened to me but after we crossed over and the church closed, i got so hungary at that odd hour(1:43 am). I couldn't help it but i didn't see anything better to buy, i went for mineral. Yes big cola was the first thing that entered my mouth this year

Politics › Re: INEC Releases Dates For 2019 Elections In Nigeria (Photo, Video) by kalvoken(m): 5:13pm On Jan 01, 2019
Please can one still collect his pvc?
Business › Re: Best And Worst Performing Banks Of 2018 by kalvoken(m): 4:24pm On Jan 01, 2019
williams85:
Ecobank should be the last.. their costumers care service is zero.
I font count that store as a bank. If you give an Eco bank account to pay money, even if its transfer i won't do it.

For the few moment i visited their branch(iyana ipaja) before i distanced myself from them, customers must surely exchange words with their staffs. Not once, not twice.
Sports › Re: Chelsea Pull Out Of £75million Transfer For Real Madrid Star Isco by kalvoken(m): 4:13pm On Jan 01, 2019
Bringing isco to Chelsea will be a big mistake that is no different from when Nigerians elected a well known jihadist to rule Nigeria
Politics › Re: Lessons And Challenges From Shagari's Death - Peter Obi by kalvoken(m): 4:09pm On Jan 01, 2019
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas And New Year: Did Your Bank Send You Any Wishes? by kalvoken(op): 1:29pm On Jan 01, 2019
EtherealAnn:
lol you say? its literally empty
Could be that onenof the staff is eyeing you. So he decided to start by that way
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas And New Year: Did Your Bank Send You Any Wishes? by kalvoken(op): 9:33am On Jan 01, 2019
Oluwasaeon:
Bank sef neva chop grin
� �

Upon all the money they extort from their customers.
I don't want to ask if buhari affected them too. This is new year, i have nothing with buhari again
Nairaland General › Christmas And New Year: Did Your Bank Send You Any Wishes? by kalvoken(op): 8:52am On Jan 01, 2019
I would have thought it could be managerial crises rocking my able diamond bank that made not forget about usual Christmas/new year wish they send to customers, but even fidelity bank was cut in the web too.

Not even the years statement of account( as we know Nigerian bank don't give interest on money deposited with them). Despite all the unnecessary/unwarranted charges debits we get from them, they could not spare #4 to extended even new year wishes to their customers.

Nawa o!

Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by kalvoken(m): 10:45am On Dec 31, 2018
zealguy04:
Live from SA
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Romance › Re: End Of The Year! Nairalanders Share Their Best Photo Of The Year by kalvoken(m): 10:44am On Dec 31, 2018
IamD18:
Share your picture and not a picture of your child.
May you not carry this heartless attitude of yours to 2019. See what you just did to someones son/husband/father and your fellow man.

Buy op did you mean best as in Best? Which ever way, may prayer is that the pics you are all are posting as best picture this year, will be the worst picture next year. Na prayer o.


Guys join me as i celebrate last to comment on this first page.


*Modified*

NAIRALAND = PRIMARY SCHOOL

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To The Viral Video Of Soldiers Complaining About Weapons by kalvoken(m): 8:14am On Dec 31, 2018
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Politics › Re: Wille Obiano At Umueri For Ofala Festival (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 11:35pm On Dec 29, 2018
ImperialYoruba:
Is it Ovala or Ofala?
Oga change that word to OFALA. There is nothing like ovala in central igbo.

Obi gi adi n'oku, biko do!

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