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Travel › Re: Chinese Artist Exhumes Father's Skeleton, Lies Beside It Unclad For Photoshoot by kalvoken(m): 10:51am On Apr 10, 2019
Anything for the fame


This world done expire
Politics › Re: Division In APC Over Plans To Expel Amosun, Okorocha by kalvoken(m): 1:51pm On Apr 04, 2019
invectives:
grin grin grin Ewu
MPA GI there cheesy

Politics › Re: Obi Peter Onuoha, Wounded Soldier 'Time To Speak Out Than Commit Suicide' by kalvoken(m): 1:34pm On Apr 04, 2019
If thus isn't the village people at work, then I don't know o
Politics › Re: Division In APC Over Plans To Expel Amosun, Okorocha by kalvoken(m): 10:46am On Apr 04, 2019
invectives:
Like for Okorocha Share for Oshiomole
Like and share kee you there
Education › Re: Why Do Fish Fall From The Sky When It Rains? by kalvoken(m): 7:10am On Apr 03, 2019
Maybe because the sky is fishy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 2nd April 2019 by kalvoken(m): 7:03am On Apr 03, 2019
Smellymouth:
If I nod you ehn...
Lol ole is a Gunnar. Manure isn't making top 4 after all. Good morning bro

Sarri right now:

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 2nd April 2019 by kalvoken(m): 11:07pm On Apr 02, 2019
Smellymouth abeg where at thou?

Politics › Re: NPC Puts Nigeria’s Life Expectancy At 52 Years by kalvoken(m): 10:27am On Apr 02, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Be patient, I simply booked space
Lol, and you happened to have been booked while booking space.
Politics › Re: NPC Puts Nigeria’s Life Expectancy At 52 Years by kalvoken(m): 9:35am On Apr 02, 2019
hopefulLandlord:
Okay
grin grin

God forgive him for he knows not what he is agreeing to
Politics › Re: NPC Puts Nigeria’s Life Expectancy At 52 Years by kalvoken(m): 9:32am On Apr 02, 2019
Life expectancy kee them there.

Na that of them and their family's.

Crime › Re: Kolade Johnson Death: Nigerians Call For #EndSARS On Twitter by kalvoken(m): 10:14am On Apr 01, 2019
sukerefakere:
Struggles are not won online in a 3rd world country.

Hit the streets
This is Nigeria oh. Nobody won die but they won go heaven.
Crime › Re: Kolade Johnson Death: Nigerians Call For #EndSARS On Twitter by kalvoken(m):
You cried before they listened, not because they care, but because they needed you more than you needed them then.
Now you are crying again, let's see if they would listen.

It would be easier for a bobrisky to have a healthy anus than for you to see/hear/read security personal assault people in the north. It only here in south they flex muscle. We are read here yesterday how a police man was dragging with a driver, had it been here in the south, the result would have been death.


The money being generated if accounted for from the check points mounted on south west to east roads, will have a good chase on that of Lagos sea port. But on your way to north, you will wonder if they are not part of Nigeria. No checking points. If any, fear will never allow them to try extortion.

Unless we stop playing the most enlightened/educated, and give this force men the hand of a typical aboki, we will be freed from them.

Rest in peace dude.
May be not a victim of a stray bullet. This new month when there is a chaos at the front, God will keep you at the back. If it's at the back you will be in front.

Happy april full of blessings.

Business › Re: BREAKING: N8.7bn Debt: Innoson Motors Moves To Take Over Gtbank by kalvoken(m):
angry

you will never see this people below, on this kind of a topic.

Business › Re: BREAKING: N8.7bn Debt: Innoson Motors Moves To Take Over Gtbank by kalvoken(m):
This one will bend the bank o.

Thank goodness, I haven't opened an account with gtb as I planned.
Health › Re: Which Song Is The Best To Listen To While Waiting For Your HIV Test Result? by kalvoken(m): 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2019
Only God can judge me now - 2pac
Politics › Re: Emulate Saraki – INEC Tells Politicians by kalvoken(m): 4:16pm On Mar 28, 2019
TANTUMERGO007:
If you follow Saraki since his early days in politics, he's never a violent person. You can't compare him to the likes you got in APC, the people rejected him and he agreed to leave them unlike Amaechi Akpabio and co. He deserves to be hailed. He's a democrat
You no fit talk am pass like this. Weldon

Crime › Re: Pako Day Celebration : ONE DEAD. by kalvoken(op): 11:46pm On Mar 27, 2019
Amen o

. This form of carnival I heard will last for 3 days, but one has been killed on the first day. Hmm
Crime › Pako Day Celebration : ONE DEAD. by kalvoken(op): 11:09pm On Mar 27, 2019
A man has been reportedly killed as youth celebrate pako day, a bus stop turned community in alimosho akowonjo area.
While I was coming back from work, I saw crowd gathered along the road at pako field, While other road users were running for their lives. As a lagosian, I didn't hesitate to take to my heel also, safety first.

while on the run, I saw a man lying dead on the ground. He was said to have been taken to a nearby hospital but was rejected.

No security personal in sight. Please anyone plying the road should change route abeg. Pako is currently on fire

Lalasticlala.
Crime › Re: Lady Raped, Half-unclad Corpse Found In A Bush In Enugu State. Graphic Photo by kalvoken(m): 4:42pm On Mar 27, 2019
[quote author=dainformant post=77030777][/quote]Guy, where are you from
Sports › Re: Nigeria To Host Middle East Africa Rugby Championship by kalvoken(m): 8:15pm On Mar 24, 2019
Nigeria dey play rugby?

Education › Re: Ten Pictures That Were Taken At The Right Time by kalvoken(m): 2:45pm On Mar 24, 2019
olucephas:
Clothes are unpredictable

Sometimes, somethings amaze us with just the way they are. These clothes are just hung up at ease, but it looks like the folds of the clothes have made a human face. So, artistic!
Do you know that without being told, many would not notice the image?

Life for you
Music/Radio › Re: History: Dear Indomie Generations, This Was Our Home Theatre Back In The Days. by kalvoken(op): 9:45pm On Mar 23, 2019
onward4life:
Una even get money

My Papa own na just the 8battery k-set grin

My God Rasimo and Isaac Black that Year!
Lol. You truly used it well a. K-set grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: History: Dear Indomie Generations, This Was Our Home Theatre Back In The Days. by kalvoken(op): 9:44am On Mar 21, 2019
danielck22:
Bros, dis one pain you oh.
You dey see wetin I dey see??

Music/Radio › History: Dear Indomie Generations, This Was Our Home Theatre Back In The Days. by kalvoken(op): 1:34am On Mar 21, 2019
grin grin

Guys how many of you did this back in the days. I Could connect this oldies woofer/speakers to different rooms in our home then, and then supply sound to them with our 4 battery radio set. Kai man don old o.

Na people wey get money dey buy this very type of battery that's on the picture.

grin grin grin

Politics › Re: How Governor Ugwuanyi Celebrated His 55th Birthday (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:51pm On Mar 20, 2019
9jaRealist:
Yes, Sullivan was so “low-key” that he snuck away from office for 6 months... grin
What then do you talk about your P. Man that spent a whole year in uk? Or did it stop you from voting him back to office? Abeg Lee mee joor
Politics › Re: How Governor Ugwuanyi Celebrated His 55th Birthday (pictures) by kalvoken(m): 9:25pm On Mar 20, 2019
This man is becoming an unbecoming. This is why 042 will never forget Sullivan chime, he is such a low Kew man. Silent performer.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by kalvoken(m):
Pascopele:
CHELSEA FC is the only team in the EPL to have occupied the 1st,2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th spots in a single season

Record !
And someone like you is wishing to make heaven abi?

Make I see you in heaven first, then you will know.

Wickedest person ever liveth.

Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Is Gay - Blackface In 'War', 2face Diss Track by kalvoken(m): 11:24am On Mar 19, 2019
YOUNGELDER1:
Fooolishface
Simple, straight and best caption ever.


But if I may ask, are you always this wicked or is it only on Tuesdays?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by kalvoken(m): 7:30am On Mar 19, 2019
Smellymouth:
Odoi can’t even lace Martial’s boots..
Maybe because martial has been in the game, and so for experience sake. But on a fair ground, odoi is better, he can mark and also has a better pace than martial.

Martial only wait for ball, he doesn't struggle to regain ball. Damn too lazy.

BTW, have you seen sorry, oh I mean saree? I heard he has packed all his belongings waiting for EXPECTED NOTICED grin
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Set To Ban Users Of Gbwhatsapp And Other Whatsapp Clone Apps by kalvoken(m): 11:20am On Mar 18, 2019
Kendrick80:
Hello,do u also deal in Aluminum foil/paper?
No. I specialized on windows, office partitions, doors and roofing. Thanks
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Set To Ban Users Of Gbwhatsapp And Other Whatsapp Clone Apps by kalvoken(m): 9:32am On Mar 18, 2019
Starman007:
and u that u have work.... how did u know he's just everywhere... probably u don't have work too...
Oga no be fight na, why you come carry the matter for head? Or are you one of his/her monicker?

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