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Politics › Re: El-Amin Ibrahim Decamps From APC To PDP In Kano by kalvoken(m): 7:20am On Aug 06, 2017
Beress:
Amen!

cc

Buhari
Tinubu
Oyegun
Amaechi
Okoracha
Oshiomole
Fashola
Kwankwanso
El Rufai
Dele Momodu
Mbaka
J. J Omojuwa
Sowore
NgeneUkwune
Passingshot
Sarrki
Omenkalives
Omenka
Nextprince
And you forgot their chief zombie " mad- ridd guyy"
Romance › Upcoming Slay Queen: Picture Of A Girl With An Over Sized Boobs by kalvoken(op): 10:28pm On Aug 05, 2017
I think the government need to intervene in this slay issu

Celebrities › Re: Most Of The Nollywood Actors We Have Today Are Homosexuals - Jude Orhorha by kalvoken(m): 8:21am On Aug 05, 2017
The most begin s with him.
Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Man Thinks He Can Give His Wife? by kalvoken(m): 6:56am On Aug 05, 2017
ABD will make her go crazy
Fashion › Re: A Nairalander Stepped Out Looking Dapper Today by kalvoken(m): 6:25am On Aug 05, 2017
slyrone:
Bros you too old for this kind style na, plus your head shape be like simcard smiles just kidding
You savagery is appreciable...

Celebrities › Re: I Only Make Music For These Set Of People, Myself And My Fans - Burna Boy by kalvoken(m): 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2017
Ecuador1:
what's ur mum known 4
we both know
or do u want me 2 say it
I wouldn't add to your mother's pain, having you as a child is sad enough to her.

May God give her the strength to bear the pain
Celebrities › Re: I Only Make Music For These Set Of People, Myself And My Fans - Burna Boy by kalvoken(m): 12:04pm On Aug 04, 2017
Ecuador1:
who know u or any member of ur family
I would rather remain unknown, than to be known for my stupidity like your case
Celebrities › Re: I Only Make Music For These Set Of People, Myself And My Fans - Burna Boy by kalvoken(m): 12:02pm On Aug 04, 2017
Sharplakezy:
you don't know the most underrated artist in Nigeriahuh you don't know music.
cheesy
Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Kanu To Storm Imo Again Today To Shame Aisha Buhari (see Time & Venue by kalvoken(m): 9:44am On Aug 04, 2017
KANU has now turned to rain.
Politics › Re: Photos Of A Boy Playing With A Life Crocodile While On Top Of It Go Viral by kalvoken(m): 9:35am On Aug 04, 2017
E weak me o
Celebrities › Re: I Only Make Music For These Set Of People, Myself And My Fans - Burna Boy by kalvoken(m): 9:34am On Aug 04, 2017
Who's burner boy huh


The only burner I know is the one in the kind kitchen; gas burner.
Crime › Re: Korede Francis: New Photos Of The 9-Year-Old Boy Chained By His Pastor Dad by kalvoken(m): 7:49am On Aug 01, 2017
If true, may God bless those behind his happiness
Politics › Re: Breaking: Police Seal Off Anambra PDP Secretariat On Order From Above by kalvoken(m): 7:44am On Aug 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked
Owo omonile da

The battle has begun.
Politics › Re: Just In: Nnamdi Kanu Had Gone Hiding Since The Announcement Of Ben Onwka Coup! by kalvoken(m): 7:39am On Aug 01, 2017
Media sucks
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Found Dead In Ethiopian Airline Plane To China (photo) by kalvoken(m): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2017
Wetin he swallow

They should check well, tin tin powder must be in his tommy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stealth Fighters, Nuclear Launchers,Troop, China Flexes Military Strength(Photo) by kalvoken(m): 2:36pm On Jul 30, 2017
Why don't they 'The world powers' wipe out the face of earth..

Man been it's own enemy for time immemorial. If you sleep war, wake war. GOD must be wondering why HE made humans.
Christianity Etc › Re: Poverty Or Wealth: Which Is More Potent To Influence Sin? by kalvoken(m): 10:28am On Jul 30, 2017
If an idle mind should be the devil's office, poverty is the employer
Nairaland General › Re: WAKA PASS PHONE: How I Lost The Mobile I Got Today. by kalvoken(op): 12:15am On Jul 29, 2017
jonero4:
Before you pay back, first explain to him what happened,
I already did when he came for his phone but he didn't buy my tale.
Nairaland General › WAKA PASS PHONE: How I Lost The Mobile I Got Today. by kalvoken(op): 10:09pm On Jul 28, 2017
Today was a good day for whoever it is that received the gift. I call it a gift because it actually is.

It all happened today when someone asked me to help him get phone at ikeja. I never had the zeal to, but he is not someone I can refuse an errand.

So I took to ikeja, got a brand new lenovo A2020(the one his money could afford). On my way home, how the nylon containing the brand new mobile vanished from my hand is still a mystery to me. I alighted at my bus stop with one guy. It was when I got to my street I notice I was having only a nylon with cloth inside, that of phone was and is gone.

I narrated the story to my guy but he went in flame. Saying I should have told him I wasn't helping him instead of rubbing him off his money. Though, I could have replaced the phone today without him knowing but on my getting back to ikeja, most of the shops there had closed.

After the display from him I have decided to give him back his money. Since he don't have an atom of trust for me, hi sure am I he will value the phone if I eventually buy it, but my brother has ask me not to.

So what do you guys think abeg. undecided
Phones › Re: 9mobile New Latest List Of Data Plans Subscription Codes & Prices 2017 by kalvoken(m): 7:43pm On Jul 23, 2017
durentchigozie:
Still stingy

tried what? I use 500# for 1 gig. Airtel
Guy how
Romance › Re: 2017 Miami Spring Break: Weed, Booze, Twerking, Sex On The Beach(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:36pm On Jul 21, 2017
grin
MaziOmenuko:
Mehn! Being born in Nigeria is da worst thing that can happen to anyone aswear...I just feel like breaking down right now!

Infact, I no work again...make 5 knack make I dey go my house self! angry angry
I swear, if anything should happen to me, you are responsible. gringringringringringringrin
Romance › Re: Reasons Not To Trust All Photos You See On The Internet(Amazing Photograhy) by kalvoken(m): 7:37pm On Jul 20, 2017
emorse:
He doesn't get paid o. Abi explorers?
He should be.

The thing about the dude that interest me the most is the love he has for what he's doing
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Had You Vagina Eaten So Hard, You Beg Like A Fool" - Vera Sidika by kalvoken(m): 9:26am On Jul 19, 2017
pocohantas:
She done quickly BAG another RICH NIGERIAN boyfriend?

https://www.nairaland.com/3929520/according-kenyan-woman-here-ar#58585105
This thread comes to mind, our Naija guys go come dey feel like say them get high foreign exchange rate for the right reasons angry angry
i trust lair Mohammed, he will make something out of this
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Had You Vagina Eaten So Hard, You Beg Like A Fool" - Vera Sidika by kalvoken(m): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2017
End time hoes
Business › Re: How Do I Make A New Product Sell Fast Without Commercial Advert? by kalvoken(m): 9:12am On Jul 19, 2017
By consuming/using them
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Never Forget These Quotes by kalvoken(m): 9:02am On Jul 19, 2017
Qoutes of deceit
Politics › Re: 18 Senators Under Probe For N367.5b Fraud by kalvoken(m): 8:58am On Jul 19, 2017
All am hearing is just figure, who makes up the figure.

They couldn't point out any name, abeg
Health › Re: Man With Biggest Testicle Graphic Pictures by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Jul 19, 2017
Jeffrey12:
oboy see football ooo shocked
Grow up kid
Health › Re: Man With Biggest Testicle Graphic Pictures by kalvoken(m): 8:51am On Jul 19, 2017
IneedSugarMumy1:
So sorry for him


They call it ibi for my side
This is not ibi my dear, it's something more
Health › Re: Man With Biggest Testicle Graphic Pictures by kalvoken(m): 8:41am On Jul 19, 2017
Oh my goodness!

What could life mean to this type. Well, God knows best

Does he have sexual urges, what satisfies him and how?.

You will be surprised that he has come to live comfortable with it.

Politics › Re: CCT Trail: Why Aso Rock Cabal Saved Saraki - Authorityngr.com by kalvoken(m): 10:18pm On Jul 18, 2017
lightblazingnow:
http://authorityngr.com/2017/07/CCT-Trial--Why-Aso-Rock-cabal-saved-Saraki/
lightblazingnow:
Whyhuh??




Myd44
lightblazingnow:
Shame to Satan for ever more and those who love corruption
lightblazingnow:
Greatly​
Maybe we should leave the whole first page for you alone

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