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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Not Believe In Miracles? by kalvoken(m): 8:26am On Mar 11, 2018

that must be an APC witness not Jehovah's.

Those of my friends or people I ve known that are Jehovah witness do believe in miracles.

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Crime › Re: Areas Prone To Robbery In Lagos - Drivers, Take Note! - By AutoReportNG by kalvoken(m): 8:34pm On Mar 09, 2018

any time you are taking iyana ipaja oshodi road very early morning, don't drop at national. Beware of one chances robbers.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Women Learn To Drive Cars(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:19am On Mar 09, 2018

muhammed50:
Women were created to be conserved... So don't blame Saudi goverment!

Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Visits A Roadside Hairsaloon. by kalvoken(m): 8:01am On Mar 08, 2018

derrydinny:
you just said trash, is it a must for maruwa to be in a place? Ekiti was created in 1999, you probably visited a friend living in the slum

bro calm down.

I went there to inspect some projects, didn't visit anyone. Inland guests house, near the newly built bridge inside ado, was my home for the 7 days.

Politics › Re: Governor Fayose Visits A Roadside Hairsaloon. by kalvoken(m): 10:01pm On Mar 07, 2018

honestly speaking, our leaders are so useless and heartless that the best word to qualify them can't be found in the dictionary.

I was in ekiti State last week, what I saw there is mind blowing. The state capital is so under developed that one would wonder it has a government. The whole place being littered with mud boys quarters in the name of house.

most of the storey buildings there are mud. Even the market that was demolished last week because of the new one built by the state government, I couldn't sight a single cement block there. it was mud all through.

I was wondering if the state government banned maruwa (tricycle), because through out my 7 days there, I only saw one private keke grin

Ekiti still has long ways to go

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Health › Re: Court Rules That ‘total Abstinence Is The Best Option’ Must Be Written On Condom by kalvoken(m): 9:40pm On Mar 07, 2018

temitofa:
Funny people. No time to check expiry date self not to talk of that long epistle

condom dey expire?

lol, no time to check time dear.

if never borrow condom from your guys, you are not a real gee.

Phones › Re: Iphones Are Overrated, TECNO Mobile Is Better. by kalvoken(m): 8:03am On Mar 03, 2018

GetMeRight:
Did you mean Jonathan? We didn't reject Jona outrightly, we gave him chance twice and he proved himself to be a clueless man and disaster. And of course, he's an embarrassment to the academic world, a man with very low IQ.

enjoy your tecno camon buhari

Business › Re: Traders Weep As Fire Guts Timber Market In Enugu by kalvoken(m): 7:28am On Mar 03, 2018

Frankicent:
Including you and your family. Insha allah

you guys shouldn't have award dignity to that thing, he is not worth your mention.

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Business › Re: Traders Weep As Fire Guts Timber Market In Enugu by kalvoken(m): 7:27am On Mar 03, 2018

Phones › Re: Iphones Are Overrated, TECNO Mobile Is Better. by kalvoken(m): 7:19am On Mar 03, 2018*

This was how they rejected an educated young leader for a a certificatless walking corps.

Just imagine what someone's brain processed and he himself has no shame that he put it out.

GetMeRight:
Did you mean Jonathan? We didn't reject Jona outrightly, we gave him chance twice and he proved himself to be a clueless man and disaster. And of course, he's an embarrassment to the academic world, a man with very low IQ.

enjoy your tecno camon buhari. soon, you will upgrade to Itel

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Business › Re: Pant Of Lady Hawking Plantain In Leggings In Lagos Shows, Nigerians React by kalvoken(m): 4:29pm On Mar 02, 2018

Unpredictableme:
Vaseline crew right now

what do you guys take joy-stick for?

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Business › Re: Pant Of Lady Hawking Plantain In Leggings In Lagos Shows, Nigerians React by kalvoken(m): 4:29pm On Mar 02, 2018

okwa ndia Na ndia.

nke a bu way ha, omenala.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Fight Against Insurgency Now Indirect Treasury Looting - Fayose Says by kalvoken(m): 7:37pm On Feb 28, 2018*

KahlDrogo:
Oh Lord Fayose. We flat heads adore you. You have summoned us again and we shall answer your call.
Now, bend over let us lick your crouch clean oh Lord commander.

MPA gi there. eze ure

KahlDrogo:
Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy. Rule 2.

you forgot to call the real owner, baba SEuN.

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Education › Re: Does High JAMB Score Automatically Grant You Admission? by kalvoken(m): 7:14am On Feb 28, 2018

only when you are in a country and not a shithole

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Career › Re: Here Is The Worst Thing You Can Do As An Employee by kalvoken(m): 7:05am On Feb 28, 2018

o boy, na end time nairaland be this o.

No comment and it's already on front page. not even that the topic make sense.

what am I saying sef. it already has a comment Na, or is mine not one?

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Business › Re: What's The Best Way You Ever Dealt With A Debtor Who Refused To Pay? by kalvoken(m): 10:50pm On Feb 19, 2018

just leave the money for him/her

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Food › Why Is Suya Only Sold In The Night? by kalvoken(op): 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2018

why is it t hat suya is not sold during the day but only at night?

Crime › Re: Between A Student Who Wants To Join Illuminati And A Supposed Member. Photos by kalvoken(m): 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2018

haywire07:
How many of us unconsciously clicked on the form to enlarge it

guy you no well.

I swear I almost clicked it.

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson: I Stopped Playing Romantic Roles, My Husband Doesn't Like Them by kalvoken(m): 2:41pm On Feb 18, 2018

SIMPLYkush:
ugly woman, who wants to have sex with such an ugly face... she transferred her ugliness go her children and now the family is fvcked up with ugly breeds

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Want To Leave My Father's Deeper Life Church. Is It Right? - Pastor's Daughter by kalvoken(m): 10:59am On Feb 18, 2018*

Flourishh:
The thing is, I'm 24 and I'm done with school, done with Nysc, and I'm working at the moment. I'm still living under his roof.
But the whole pressure is still there and I find it hard to leave the church since I'm a pastor's daughter.

I would have advise you use stubbornness, but being a pastor in the church he won't take it easy with you. It will be bad omen to his pastorship. so he will never let that.

Though, you still have an option. since you are done with your schools and service, and working already. you should try and get a job and apartment far away from your parents, if possible in another state. You can even share apartment with a friend till you can foot the bill alone.

unless you are not living with then in same house, am telling you heaven will fall if you try anything funny in the he name of changing to another church.

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Business › Re: Nigerians Paid Less For Cooking Gas In January – NBS by kalvoken(m): 8:38am On Feb 14, 2018

jayson87:
WHat is this NBS saying... i bought my last cooking gas at 3900, the most expensive ever purchased in 4years

OGA let's not just say things that flow to our mind, think before you speak and not after.

gas as a commodity has no stable price(as Nigeria is concerned). 12kg of gas once sold for 8/9 thousands in last 2 years. so I wonder where you got your 4years fact from.

happy ash Wednesday Val.

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Politics › Re: Ishaku's 800 Anti-Open Grazing Marshals Undergoing Training In Taraba (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:14am On Feb 06, 2018

EngrMcDon:
Choi, could this be stomach?

MBA! it's Geepee tank grin

Career › Re: The Odocha Siblings: 3 Nigerians In The US Army (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:07am On Feb 06, 2018

I love this

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Celebrities › Re: #bbnaija: Tboss Rants About New Housemates Behaviour by kalvoken(m): 12:05pm On Feb 04, 2018

danchuzzy:

naija peeps, I hail o
una too much

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Business App Now Available In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 9:45am On Feb 02, 2018

Jamiubond009:
Nice one from Mark Nsukkabread

my brother, i na añu omo grin

when you think you ve seen it all...

o bughi nanai nsukka bread. Na ezike-oba bread

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EFL Cup Semi-Final: Chelsea vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 10th January 2018 by kalvoken(m): 9:30pm On Jan 10, 2018

omochelsea004:
guys abeg, who dey watch the match, how many corners them don play o? I bet the game over 4.5 corners half time with 10k

See person wey dey eat gala morning and afternoon dey claim to have placed 10k for a game

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Romance › Re: Alexa, Daughter Of Michael DELL Flaunts Her ₦1billion Engagement Ring(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:40am On Dec 29, 2017

It will never be well with poverty
Poverty shall know no peace
Thunder is already firing poverty.
Ogun dey wait to bury am

No descendants of poverty must see 2018 in our lives and that of our family and friends.

It had been poverty's years long ago. henceforth, we are the new sheriff's in town. It must be our year till HIS kingdom come.

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Crime › Re: People Killed & Injured By Fulani Herdsmen In Tambo, Adamawa (Viewers Discretion by kalvoken(m): 9:03pm On Dec 25, 2017

I hereby declare Nigeria (under daura terrro government) the most unlivable nation in the world.

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Crime › Re: Man Cuts Off Cousin’s Manhood Over Missing N3,500 (Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:45pm On Dec 18, 2017

DuchessLily:
Eewwww.. I almost felt the pain

Pain asin you get joy stick?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployed Graduate Returns N556k He Picked At Accident Scene 2 Owner (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:23pm On Dec 18, 2017

Acidosis:
He picked the MONEY from an accident scene? What about the accident victims? Who 'picked' them from the scene?

He picked the money 7th December, and waited until 17th December?

How comfortable was he to keep that amount of money at home for 10 days?

Is someone trying to play a fast one while others were busy "picking" the accident victims?

I'm not impressed

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployed Graduate Returns N556k He Picked At Accident Scene 2 Owner (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:21pm On Dec 18, 2017

Your own case is incurable! You are suffering a non-functioning brain and bad sight, only you.

Politics › GOVERNANCE IN NIGERIA: He Helps People But He Doesn't Pay Salary. by kalvoken(op): 8:05pm On Dec 18, 2017

Don't you think Nigerian youths are the cause of the bad leadership the Nigerian politicians have been offering them?

While coming back from work today, every of the passengers in the bus I entered were lamenting over the fuel scarcity which has pushed transport fare to a higher price. No thanks to the petrol stations hoarding the petroleum they have for their selfish reasons.

From fuel scarcity, the topic changed to inhumane leadership we Nigerians have been receiving from our rulers. Just then, someone raised another topic on purchasing power of the salaries we earn and how it's not even payed on time. Kogi state is said to be owing over 12 months salaries. Same goes with many others.

Then came the status governed of IMO state. A guy behind me was tearing the roof top with different kind of grammers, when a lady made a statement that turned the noisy bus to a chapel room. She firs told the guy that despite Rochas brouhaha, His people still loves him. She was asked whovand who that loves him. If it's the workers that are being owed salaries for months or who. She then said, "I THINK HE(ROCHAS) DOESN'T PAY SALARIES BUT HE HELPS PEOPLE".

That statement from the lady shocked everyone in the bus. And just like that, the argument abruptly went off.vi kept on wondering in my mind, if an educated grown up lady can make such a statement, hope is not on Nigeria side.

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