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Properties › Re: Please I Need Help My Roof Is Leaking by kalvoken(m): 7:49am On Oct 09, 2017
spyroet:
Sorry mam unfortunatly u fall in the hands of quarke engineers, somthin similar happen in my area sometime ago they just have to removed every thing and start allover again, my best advice is to do the same.
What's it with naija peeps, no matter how inexperienced the roofer may be, there must be a solution than to remove the whole roof
Celebrities › Re: Spesh Reacts To DJ Olu's Death "They Should Tell What They Used Him For" by kalvoken(m): 7:26pm On Oct 08, 2017
JamesReacher:
Conspiracy theorist be like grin

Davido has 30 billion. Billion has 9 zeros

9-3 in 30billion = 6

6 in 3 places = 666

Ahhh! Davido is a ritualist
Outside the box thinkers
Foreign Affairs › Re: Construction Of U.S/Mexico Border Wall Prototype In California Desert(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:00pm On Oct 07, 2017
ritababe:
seun don't even want to make him mod self talkless of salary.
I doubt if explorers himself would stoop that low. Check most of the nairaland mods, they are just average intellectually.
Intelligence is not limited to knowing how to read and write big words
Foreign Affairs › Re: Construction Of U.S/Mexico Border Wall Prototype In California Desert(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:54pm On Oct 07, 2017
Obudupikin:
All bro... All.
I just don't want some folks to see it that am exaggerating.
Celebrities › Re: Former President Olusegun Obasanjo Set To Feature In His First Ever Nollywood by kalvoken(m): 7:07am On Oct 07, 2017
Nollywood version of king kong
Foreign Affairs › Re: Construction Of U.S/Mexico Border Wall Prototype In California Desert(Photos) by kalvoken(m):
Who is bearing the cost of the walls now, USA or Mexico?


Bro explorers, I 've been thinking maybe you should consider building your own site. Honestly, you are good at what you doing.

Or is Seun paying you that huge? Because your page on nairaland is more interesting/informative than most of other section here.
So much dedication in your work... May your maker bless your hard work
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5 Former US Presidents To Head Concert To Raise Fund For Hurricane Victims(Pic) by kalvoken(m): 12:18pm On Oct 05, 2017
It's explorers, driver bus stop wa!
Education › Re: If Red Is Death By Beheading, Would You Spin This Wheel(Pic) by kalvoken(m): 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2017
gift01:
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grin who dey drag space with you now huh
Education › Re: If Red Is Death By Beheading, Would You Spin This Wheel(Pic) by kalvoken(m): 2:25pm On Aug 20, 2017
grin grin grin
Explorers bring the wheel already.

Something must kill a man. Dieing for 10billion is a good death.

I forgot it's even dollar o. shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: First Visit, Mother-in Law To Be Serves You This, What Would You Do?(Pic) by kalvoken(m):
This one over weak me o.


Well if it's loaded guy like e-money, trust naija girls.
They would give you every reason why thay have to. Even God has made all animals clean.
Celebrities › Re: Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet Of Titanic Reunite, On Vacation In France (Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:51pm On Aug 18, 2017
Explorers been exploring since the creation of nairaland.

Rear gem
Nairaland General › Is This Is Normal? If Not What Kind Of Infection Is It And The Cause. by kalvoken(op): 8:38pm On Aug 14, 2017
I just stumbled on this photo while going through my Facebook home page.
At first I laughed, (even you must have done same) because the lady didn't even notice what happened. She was busy doing her thing.

On the other hand I noticed that might not be normal body colour, she must be suffering a particular infection or so. And am certain some ladies in the house might be or have something suffering same sickness, but wouldn't know it is.

So, specialists in the house what do you have to say.

Celebrities › Re: Jyothi Matharoo Goes Topless In New Photo by kalvoken(m): 12:04am On Aug 14, 2017
ibkkk:
Yes, I am shocked
I hate them
Celebrities › Re: Jyothi Matharoo Goes Topless In New Photo by kalvoken(m): 10:46pm On Aug 13, 2017
firstolalekan:
Olosho ti take over cheesy


And for the bastard morọ́n that covered the bwest with that yeye star, NA THUNDER GO FIRE YOU embarassed

I only came here to see toplessness undecided
Bros calm.down, only you wan finish the whole vexhuh
Celebrities › Re: Jyothi Matharoo Goes Topless In New Photo by kalvoken(m): 10:44pm On Aug 13, 2017
ibkkk:
This "thing" no kuku get respect again sad
Are you truly a witch huh
Career › Re: Young Landlord Who Is A UNIBEN Graduate And A Meat Seller (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:32pm On Aug 13, 2017
edoman2016:
What? Don't tell me he built that beautiful house from meat selling. Is meat selling that profitable? In fact some bank manager can't built such a house.
Don't mind bloggers. They been peddling fake news up and down.

From selling meat, he was able to build such a bungalowhuh

He imported tiles, bought interlocking bricks, covered the house with aluminum, fenced the house, burglary proofed, painted, wiring, plumbing, and general furnishings. I want to assume he inherited the land.

Looking that young, he must have started selling meat while stile in the womb. undecided

Abeg, you guys should stop pushing young Nigerians into bad things with your fake lies!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: Super Cup (1 - 3) On 13th August 2017 by kalvoken(m): 10:16pm On Aug 13, 2017
So without an own goal, Madrid can't beat Barca for me.

Am disappointed even though I was never appointed
Celebrities › Re: Man Poses With His Fiancees Backside In Pre-Wedding Photo, Nigerians React by kalvoken(m): 5:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
bbbabes:
You have a very low self-esteem, even if I had stretch marks, did I complain to you. Only you bear the foolishness of 10 generations
Cry me a lagoon....

But on a serious note, try to be sensible in your comments next time.

Sorry, didn't know it will pain you that much.

Celebrities › Re: Man Poses With His Fiancees Backside In Pre-Wedding Photo, Nigerians React by kalvoken(m): 10:29pm On Aug 12, 2017
bbbabes:
That's my favorite position
I didn't need to voice it out. We all knew it.

Olo/sho! You can edit your photo all you can, I will still see the stretch marks. angry
Family › Re: Man Dumps His 4 Kids At Agege LGA With Note 'I Can't Feed Them Cos Of Hardship' by kalvoken(m): 10:26pm On Aug 10, 2017
fpeter:
And I'm here looking for even one child.
By next 9 months, you will tell a different story.

Iya beji to be. Pen my contact down now, as I will love to eat out of the rice
Health › Re: Why Nigerians Should Donate Their Eyes At Death by kalvoken(m): 6:40am On Aug 07, 2017
If after donation, you no come nko huh

You will remain blind till when the bucket allows you to kick it.

Well change begind with you grin
Education › Re: 900years Old Mummy Of A Polar Princess Found With Eyelashes Still Intact(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:34pm On Aug 06, 2017
lovelygurl:
Wait who is saying slavery hasn't passed? Your first sentence doesn't even make sense. Which wickedness and who is forcing an idea on you?
YOU were the 1 who quoted me. Then went ahead saying what I truly found interesting and fascinating was of no use.

You'd probably go on a thread, where scientists find out of sth new/ invented sth new due to their CURIOSITY, to criticise them.

Yet 99% of what you are using, even your smartphone, cars etc was invented by them. You are able to call because of satellites, yet you might be one of those who'll ask how finding things about the universe is useful.


Oh and drop the "victim card" of forcing my idea on you. It's pathetic
You must be miss explorers

See how you just dey yeye the guy

Christianity Etc › Re: Gunmen Kill Worshippers At A Catholic Church In Ozubulu, Anambra State (Graphic) by kalvoken(m):
Liftkid:
instead of sympathizing with the family of those that lost their lives you are here spewing trash
Blame it on that coward called Seun, he allowed the jihadist free access to Christian forum but restricted that of Islam to Muslims.

He is a bigot.

Am waiting for ban abeg
Romance › Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Is Frustrating Me by kalvoken(m): 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2017
beetown:
Hello Guys.

This will be the first time I'll be asking for relationship advice on here since I've been on Nairaland

I've been dating this girl for some months now,I really love her a lot but she has some issues

Lemme explain, when we started dating she was the perfect girl until after about a month, I noticed any time she was with my phone she would go through my WhatsApp. Any time I confront her about it she'll accuse of me of cheating and hiding things from her and because of the that we had a big fight, I tried calling her to apologize but she avoided my calls,it was not until she got into a fight with one of her friends because she was checking his WhatsApp that she apologized and we settled.
Now to the latest,I observed that she loved reporting every little issue we have to my friends,which I don't like (I like my privacy) she actually reported our relationship to a friend of mine who I'm not in talking terms with, in the course of the guy trying to intervene, he insulted me so much, he called me a liar so many times and I couldn't do anything cos my girlfriend was the one who involved him. After the chat I got in touch with my girlfriend and told her politely that I didn't like the way she carried our relationship issues to my friends, that my friends' girlfriends never reported their issues to me they way she did to them and she exploded, she called names,she started crying saying I should give her space because I'm making her regret getting into the relationship. Now she hasn't answered my calls since then.
She doesn't respect me at all,she makes me feel as if I'm maltreating her, she doesnt take anything i say and does anything she sees fit. please should I continue with the relationship or not.

PS: she's the only daughter of her family, could it be the reason she acts like this?
It's either you are a female hiding under a male monicker or you aren't man enough.

Real men don't keep malice.

They settle their misunderstanding with a bottle of bear or woman
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by kalvoken(m): 8:09am On Aug 06, 2017
doctoradekokolo:
coming for you angry
I won't eat for 3 days if you flog me
Christianity Etc › Re: If Your Pastor Turns Stone To Bread Would You Eat It? by kalvoken(m):
Try such miracle up north, they would start eating stone. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Church Attendance/going To Church Important? by kalvoken(m): 7:49am On Aug 06, 2017
Where two are gathered in my name, I am there.

Can't recall the verse
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by kalvoken(m): 7:47am On Aug 06, 2017
edidiongmichael:
My brother, this your case is different grin
I guess you are not in Nigeria at the moment, maybe you are in Kenya.
Else, you will know that men do cross road unknowingly these days. No thanks to buhari.
Politics › Re: Apologise For Plunging Nigeria Into Crisis, Lamido Tells APC by kalvoken(m): 7:43am On Aug 06, 2017
Will apology bring back the lives they had taken? No!

APC should shove into their ass, apology they have for Nigerians.

No, they should apologize by asking buhari to step down
Politics › Re: Herdsmen Planning More Deadly Attacks On Benue State — Gov. Samuel Ortom by kalvoken(m): 7:27am On Aug 06, 2017
omenka:
Most redundant governor in the federation ever liveth.

Wish Lagos state can just borrow us Ambode for a month.

Smh.
So you are truly from Benue shocked

And instead of ....

Politics › Re: Herdsmen Planning More Deadly Attacks On Benue State — Gov. Samuel Ortom by kalvoken(m): 7:26am On Aug 06, 2017
What do you expect from someone bearing ORTUM, he can only open and get closed. Never will it stand nor urinate upward

there is power in the name.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by kalvoken(m): 7:25am On Aug 06, 2017
I forgot today was church grin

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