₦airaland Forum

OmoOshodi:
RIP English

Queen of England, where has your English taken you to?

barapistis:
you need to see the title of the thread you responding to

this it

Conversation Between My Daughter And The Girl That Stays With Me


the above title tells a lot about the op

Men, this your comment got me.

The guy was trying to showcase how intelligent his ward is, but he ended up shooting himself on the foot.

What happened to: conversation between chisom my little sister, neice, or any thing good and my daughter. Instead he decided to show us he has a maid.


Now, the praise he was hoping to gannerr for his baby to the detriment of the innocent girl has turned sower.
The message he tried to pass turned out to wrong(drink-lick-lap)

Well thanks to nairalanders who never take things like this for granted. What a bad way to start your day/week.

vivie01:
Why dont you talk your own and just let my own answer be now

No be aproko you dey do so , if I like, I will pick number 4, na me get my choice, e no concern you. F99 ko 4-1-10 ni

But woman, that your answer no follow at all.
Haba, shadow reflecting colour of an object.

NwaAmaikpe:


Emmanuel Maçron should please deport all of them.
Who are they leaving their zoo for.
Now they're almost turning our lovely Paris to a slum.

That moment when you don't know the topic of discussion

Sarrki-slowpoke: Blame it on nnamdi cownu. He started the hate speech by tagging Nigeria zoo.

Mad-doomed-guy zombie: mark collet is a PDP paid agent.

I don't know why I don't like this type of seat.

That of leather make sense more


Well 1.5, know someone who would buy.

Me no get kobo

Explorers:
An American woman in Zimbabwe has been jailed for 'insulting' President Robert Mugabe by allegedly tweeting an image of him which suggested he has a catheter from an anonymous account which was still active as she languished behind bars on Saturday.


Martha O'Donovan, 25, was arrested on Friday morning at her home near Harare, the country's capital, and was taken into custody on a charge of insulting or undermining the president and trying to overthrow an elected government.


Police say that on October 11, O'Donovan tweeted that Mugabe, 93, is a 'very selfish and sick man' and

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claimed that he was surviving on a catheter.



They claim they traced the anonymous Twitter account @matigary, which allegedly posted the tweet, to her address through its IP address.


On Saturday, O'Donovan was held in custody after a brief court hearing and she must now wait until November 15 to return to court.


Her lawyers say[/b]they will appeal for her to be granted bail at the High Court on Monday.


The Twitter account police [b]say she was behind was still active on Friday and Saturday despite the fact that Martha, who is from Martinsville, New Jersey, was in custody.



O'Donovan, a graduate of NYU, has been in Zimbabwe for a year working for the local TV network Magamba and bar tending.






Martha O'Donovan, 25, is pictured arriving at Harare Magistrates Court in Zimbabwe on Saturday.


After a brief hearing, she was remanded in custody and must now wait until November to reappear in court for a bail hearing.




Local media shared a photograph of O'Donovan's arrest warrant.


It claims that on October 11, she tweeted: 'We are being led by a selfish and sick man'






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5049325/US-woman-faces-20-years-jail-insulting-Mugabe.html
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Baba explores

Africa still under military rule

The air that comes out from this guy's mouth dey high like daura weed/Igbo.

HoluwarTohbar:
Of over a million zombies on NL in 2015, these are the only ones not redeemed yet. God will do it.

Hmm, am finding it heard to hold such faith.
The dude is just perpetual zombie. His own zombiesm is natural

So kogi, Kwara, and Benue are southern states abi.

More over, how many of them are there. Cry all the you want, the yet to be born will hear the story of an all time Democratic dictator in the name of Buhari.

fergie001:
You can now see that the argument is between the bigger and smaller thieves.
So,one of the qualifications of been a President of Nigeria is that you must be a thief.Well,we all know that because the Presidential ladder is full of corrupt pathways.

But Alas,


"If you are with the APC, Buhari will clean you and that’s why all people from the PDP who went to the APC are very clean now."-Lamido

Oga,Are you inadvertently,incorrugibly saying BUHARI is our LAMB OF GOD?

You never chin Chun, until you una put atiku that place.

Sai daura

Blackfyre:
Stupid! Come display your plate number for all FRSC officials to see!

O thank God, I was thinking no one would notice that.

So dumb of the guy. He displayed his pix, cab and even the plate number. Hmm he is on a long thing.

Who did the recordings?

May God not allow Nigeria security forces develop to possess this continental depopulation in the name of missile.

Amen.

Money
Respect

LadySarah:
God!
how they survived in the belly is a mystery to ne

And the mother, during delivery. Hell she must have seen

God bless the women of the word.

may the good God give them good health. Can't imagine how the parents would feel while watching them play ball with themselves. The joy is unspeakable.

PA explorers, was Ben Carson among the 30 doctors that carried out the operation

For our administration, our achievements are there for all to see. We are delivering in the broad areas that formed the plank of our policies: Security, fight against corruption and the economy, which includes the massive provision of infrastructure, ease of doing business and agriculture, just to mention a few,” he said[ /b]

Buhari claim he is being falsely accused, still he had to prove he isn't lying by lying.
I wonder the security and economy he is referring to. Hope it's not that of Nigeria?

[b]Providing facts and figures, the president listed his administration’s achievements in ending subsidy and “yet ensuring the availability of petroleum products; in raisingpower generation, transmission and distribution, in the massive provision of infrastructure; in tackling insecurity and making a success of the agriculture revolution


This man is a certified liar. Why wouldn't petroleum products be available given to the fall in crude price. Even it's disheartening that we buy petroleum products at a high price.
Imagine a government boasting about subsidy removal as an achievement


Those who accused this government of ‘propaganda and lies’ also said we have not achieved anything in the power sector. Comment is free, facts are sacred, as they say. When this Administration assumed office on 29 May 2015, available power on the grid totalled 2,690MW, transmission capacity was around 5,000MW and distribution capacity was 4,000MW.
“As at 4 September 2017, the available power that can be put on the grid was 6,619MW; the transmission capacity was simulated at 6,700 MW (up from 5,000 MW in 2015) but the distribution capacity was 4,600 MW, which was what was put on the grid. On September 12, 2017, production of power reached an all-time level of 7,001MW,” he said


Mr integrity, let's wait for dry season to approach. Then you can repeat yourself.

The only irony I see here Mr integrity, is Nigerians who voted you in for change, but you decided to chain them.

God will judge you all

For our administration, our achievements are there for all to see. We are delivering in the broad areas that formed the plank of our policies: Security, fight against corruption and the economy, which includes the massive provision of infrastructure, ease of doing business and agriculture, just to mention a few,” he said

Can't blame buhari, he is busy trying to rebuild our image in other countries. So, he may not know that
a cup of rice is now 350
Magi is now #20 per cube
Garri #1000

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I see many of you are expecting something of this nature in 9ja, but am sorry to assure you that our present day poli-thiefcians do not have you common men at heart. Be it mumu-hari, thief-nubu, sara-mpki, ati- ukwu, roch- ass, fayi- ose, dino- man layer, hellu- fire or any of those old moguls. Be it PDP or APC.


So you people are on a longest thing, unless you decide to wrestle power from them.

Lol

Hear in Nigeria, it's the masses that need such innovation to protect them from policemen and politicians.

Though they don't even hide/run. All they do is to make sure they include pennies for zombies to what they will Rob the masses.

So I think we gotta need anti-zombiesm drug the more.

Oh mother earth, stand up and defend yourself.

Eze nnunu

fogechi:
good morning felow NLs

i roofed my house around April this year with metecopo. we are preparing to do pop only to discover the roof is leaking seriously.

we noticed some leaks before which the installer rectified but each time it rained a new place will leak. there was heavy downpour on saturday and the house was leaking badly. some rooms were as if there is shower running.

one of the instalers said the tiles had openings from the factory( from the factory machine). i told them we should have returned it when the holes were discovered


please what do i do now. i need help.

Bro don't panic, it's a normal thing. If you are in lagos or nearby states,You can reach me through the contact on my signature, its my profession.
ROOFING/WINDOWS