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Career › Re: What Is The Work Of A Water Treatment Operator In A Factory by kalvoken(m): 7:10am On Dec 18, 2017

Plumbing and co

Autos › Re: Amazing VIP Services Some People Give To Their Cars(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:26pm On Dec 16, 2017

Some people are just more human than others.

See machines shocked

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Romance › Re: A Date With Bae In The Ocean, Ladies Can You Do This? (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 12:25pm On Dec 16, 2017

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Shades MTV Base's Top 20 Naija Tracks List 2017 by kalvoken(m): 12:18pm On Dec 16, 2017

DrinkLimca:
Tiwa ugly garbage is overstated and she do not even deserve to be top twenty.
The only good music she did in 2017 is malo and it became a hit because of WizKid..

She is the least talented female musician in Nigeria..

[b]~~YEMI ALADE~~, niniola and simi are the best in Africa..

These three ladies brings up the Africa vibe in their songs just like fela and WizKid, they are not fake like onicha Beyonce, which is tiwa garbage. [/b]

Abeg push that yemi of alade out the list. Which vibe are you talking about?

I hope it's not nack am! huh

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Autos › Re: Registered 2010 Toyota Camry Sport by kalvoken(m): 11:09am On Dec 16, 2017

I need this for exmas o

The Nigerian that used this ride deserve a statue, very clean

Autos › Re: Ford Motors Production Line, What It Looks Like 100 Years Ago And Now(Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:28pm On Dec 14, 2017

I doubt if the guy behind this monicker "explorers" is a Nigerian. He doesn't think like an African not to mention Nigeria.

Back to topic; this whites are more human tha. Most of we blacks. They aim in life is to make it easy for humans.

NOTE: I don't stand to be corrected

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Nairaland General › Re: Australian Police Python Photo Breaks The Internet by kalvoken(m): 10:43am On Dec 13, 2017

Can you imagine, they didn't even think of catching it talk more of killing it. Here in Nigeria, the snake would have served pre-xmas meat.

The other someone was eating small child in the name of monkey. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Proposes To Lady At Shiloh 2017: Miracle Marriage by kalvoken(m): 8:36pm On Dec 10, 2017

ibkkk:
No.Not a man.

Do you practice bobriski?

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Proposes To Lady At Shiloh 2017: Miracle Marriage by kalvoken(m): 10:48am On Dec 10, 2017

ibkkk:
I know what I want

I don't want to believe am not one, or is not a man you need? Provide your need before satisfying your desire/want cool

Christianity Etc › Re: Man Proposes To Lady At Shiloh 2017: Miracle Marriage by kalvoken(m): 10:25am On Dec 10, 2017

ibkkk:
My miracle is on its way,by God's grace.

Wait o! You mean the person just came and proposed just like that?
Congrats,sha.I pray it lasts.

Here I am already, which way you talking about again

Politics › Re: Nigeria Must Create 4 Million Jobs Annually To Ensure Growth – Ambode by kalvoken(m): 9:43am On Dec 10, 2017

fellowman:
we lost six million check your records

I was just trying not to be mean.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Must Create 4 Million Jobs Annually To Ensure Growth – Ambode by kalvoken(m): 7:13am On Dec 10, 2017

Ambo, please take it easy. Last time your OGA promised us 3million jobs, but we lost 3 million jobs instead.

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Politics › Re: Tunde Adeniran Rejects Outcome Of PDP Convention, Calls BOT To Take Over Party by kalvoken(m): 10:30pm On Dec 09, 2017*

NgeneUkwenu:
Useless Party...Wike Has Finally Buried The Party, While the idiotic ipob miscteants are AthiefCulating and feeding on the carcass!

At this point, President Muhammadu Buhari May Just Be Reelected unopposed in 2019..

Sheriff was right after all....he exposed the plans of Wike a Year Ago...

Ur own zombiesm has so beclouded you that we can't help but leave you to your own fate

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Politics › Re: Tunde Adeniran Rejects Outcome Of PDP Convention, Calls BOT To Take Over Party by kalvoken(m): 10:25pm On Dec 09, 2017

Car Talk › Re: Imo Black Cab: Innoson Buses Replace Keke In Owerri (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:30pm On Dec 08, 2017

adadike281:
Okorocha, okorobia amu nmili! Okorocha stopped bike and brought in keke napep, now he is stopping keke to bring in and according to report ' innoson buses'. Tomorrow, he will ban innoson to bring in 'tipper'. Confused efuluefu!

I swear, you aren't a female.

You are a male hiding under a female monicker.

Nna a, I nwere ajo onu. Lol@ okorobia amu mmiri. grin

Phones › Re: Have You Noticed MTN Data Exhaust Faster These Days? by kalvoken(m): 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2017

Airtel is another thing entirely.

For over two days now, I can neither make call nor surf the net.

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Car Talk › Re: Ford Sues John Cena For Selling High-End Car Within A Month Of Purchase by kalvoken(m): 11:00pm On Dec 04, 2017

cosmatika:
Children born in IMO state now have "molding/statue in their names"

You hear names like
Onyeakpuziri (he that was molded well)
Okpukpuomachi (statue of the Lord)
Chimakpuolam (God has molded me)
Okpukpuike (strong statue)
Okpukpuchukwu (God's statue)
Kpuzie (mold well)
Chikpuru (God molded)
Chikpuwa (God continue molding)
Chigaakpu (God will mold)
Chikpurumdikaya (God molded me like Him)
Kachisirikpuo (How God molded)

Anu mpama. Lwkmd

Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Worshiping Idol Now?; Traditionalist Asks As He Shares These Photos by kalvoken(m): 9:36pm On Dec 04, 2017

Is this the best the adeboye's sheeple can do. Too poor if you ask me.

Trying to drive away the attention of Papa freeze .

Nairaland General › My Encounter With A Nairaland Bad Egg(419) by kalvoken(op): 7:22pm On Nov 26, 2017

It was at an early hour of the day on Monday morning when I got a message from my supposed bank(nairaland 419er), directing me to call another colleague of his.
On a good day I shouldn't have taken the crap I got in name of Bank notification, but I wanted to teach that learner of a fellow lessons.

So, I made a call to the number contained in the text I got.

Me: hello, good morning
Dan: hello
Me: please this is (my name), I got a text concerning my ATM re-activation
Dan: yeah, have you done your BvN,
Me: yeah
Dan: is the ur ATM with you, check for the number inscribed below it, call them for me.
Me: okay, no problems. The numbers are as follows..

Your father, your mother. in fact you and your family members, you will all....

Dan: Bros haba wetin happen, as he abruptly ended the call.

I had to call again asking him why he ended the call, or he didn't need the numbers again. He just quit the call and turned his phone off.

Christianity Etc › Re: HELP; I Can't Pray Any More. by kalvoken(op): 1:19pm On Nov 19, 2017

Safiaa:
I never understand when people say they don't know how to pray. Its a simple conversation with yourself and God. Its not by force to mix bible stories and grammar in your prayers. Who are you trying to impress? Nigerians and religion, I can never understand it.

This is not about speaking in tongues or using anything alike. It is when you keeping few words day in day out. Even the zeal to engage in prayer is not there. I am the type that when I pray, I do it within myself. But as a human,you know wen did a proper defecation or not.

Christianity Etc › Re: HELP; I Can't Pray Any More. by kalvoken(op): 11:45am On Nov 19, 2017*

adepeter2027:
Why do you want to pray?

Because I need to, do you have problems with that?

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Christianity Etc › Re: HELP; I Can't Pray Any More. by kalvoken(op): 11:41am On Nov 19, 2017

CAPSLOCKED:

YOU CAN TALK TO YOUR PASTORS, OR CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. I'M SURE THEY'LL HAVE THE WORDS FOR YOU.

CAPSLOCKED:

THE IMPORTANCE OF PRAYERS
TO WHOM? OR TO WHAT?

I WONDER WHY YOU ALL JUST DON'T WANT TO REALIZE THAT THERE ARE MANY GODS KNOWN TO MAN, AND YOU'RE CLOSER TO YOURS BECAUSE OF GEOGRAPHY AND YOUR FAMILY.

I'M SURE YOUR GOD IS THE CHRISTIAN BIBLE GOD.
THERE'S NO CHANCE HE'S THE ONE TRUE GOD. THAT'S WHY YOUR ANCESTORS NEEDED TO BE ENSLAVED AND MURDERED, AND FORCED TO ACCEPT HIM.

THE TRUE GOD WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED VIOLENCE TO PROVE HIS OR HER WORTH.

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Christianity Etc › Re: HELP; I Can't Pray Any More. by kalvoken(op): 10:12am On Nov 19, 2017

hopefulLandlord:
prayer is useless anyways

Hope it won't be too lait before you understand its importance

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Christianity Etc › HELP; I Can't Pray Any More. by kalvoken(op): 9:42am On Nov 19, 2017

For the past two years, I have been loosing it when it comes to praying. I will kneel down for prayer, but would end up not knowing what to say. In most cases, I keep repeating same words over and over again.

Please how do I regain my power to pray. I know within me all is not well.

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Travel › Re: World's Most Dangerous And Peaceful Countries Revealed On Map, See Nigeria(Photo by kalvoken(m): 9:44pm On Nov 17, 2017*

Nigerian suppose to be marked with permanent black marker.

Imagine a country where;
if robbers did not kill you,
Kidnapers would.
If kidnappers did not kill you,
Cultists would.
If members of a cult group didn't kill you,
Touts would.
If touts didn't kill you,
Boko haram would.
If boko boys didn't kill you,
Hehe, the Fulani mafias would slaughter you.
If Fulani in the herdsmen cloth didn't kill you,
Police will shoot you and term it accidental discharge.
If you survive the police, the SARS (special arm robbery sqaud) would kill you.
If you don't die by SARS- nation, electric pole will finish you.
If you manover the pole, gullies from erosion would consume you.
If you didnt die from the fall,
Lootings by our poli-thiefcians would cause you heart attack.

If you survive the attack, hunger go kill you.
If you are immune to hunger, election practice would end you.

If you happens to survive all these, you are not in Nigeria.

God save our country! cry

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Politics › Re: Emeka Ojukwu Jnr Joins APC At APC Mega Rally In Anambra (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 7:01pm On Nov 15, 2017

Guestlander:
Really? What about those people pictured kissing Nnamdi Kanu's feet and calling him God?

Yes, and what about them.

Did Igbo people come out to tell you, they their representative

Politics › Re: Emeka Ojukwu Jnr Joins APC At APC Mega Rally In Anambra (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2017*

NwaAmaikpe:

oya drop the bomb

GoroTango:
Today is suicide day for IPOB yoot

I don't do tribalism, but you must learn to understand the Igbo as a people don't worship no body. It's not done the way of Westerners. There in eastern region, all hands are assumed equal. No one is more human/Igbo than others.

You should ask yourself, who knows him down there.

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Politics › Re: Emeka Ojukwu Jnr Joins APC At APC Mega Rally In Anambra (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2017*

How sure are you guys that he's the true son if Ike MBA ojukwu?

Just saying, he might be a result from "source-less pregnancy". No be bastard I mean o.

Lastly, am not really used to this but I can't help it. I see many celebrating first to comment, but I see nothing special there. Any one can make first comment. The real deal is when you are last to comment. Wow! He who laughs last, laugh all.

Dedicating it to the super eagles, didn't watch the match but heard it was bomb.

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Sports › Re: Aftermath Of Argentina Vs Nigeria : 7 Funny Pictures by kalvoken(m): 8:01am On Nov 15, 2017

Chevronstaff:
7.Rochas Okorocha is somewhere now thinking of how to erect Gernot Rohr's statue in Owerri..

GErnot ROHR ; the architect of revitalised super eagles....
Maximum respect to the Coach

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Argentina: Super Eagles Squad Ready For Tuesday's Friendly (photos) by kalvoken(m): 10:31am On Nov 14, 2017

Ahmed musa still dey train? What for now.

Okay, maybe it's for fitness sake.

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Business › Re: Portugal, Others Buy Nigerian Crude Oil First Time by kalvoken(m): 10:25am On Nov 14, 2017

Good new for our poli-thiefcians.

No biggie for the common man

Politics › Re: Ortom Distributes Vehicles To Livestock Guards Over Anti Open Grazing Bill by kalvoken(m): 8:42am On Nov 14, 2017

whateverkay:
This is a clear case of discrimination against the Fulanis. They are Nigerians and have the right to graze their cattles any where in the country. We count on them for meat and milk production but instead of encouraging their business we're banning them. I hope miyetti Allah fights this in court. This is clear injustice

They have the right to graze anywhere in the country be it South, but southerners have no right to sell alcoholic drinks, run a hotel business or even do a public preaching of the gospel.

whateverkay:
We count on them for meat and milk production but instead of encouraging their business we're banning them.

Keep deceiving yourself. Who and who depends on them for meat. Cotonou meat are way cheaper and even healthier in some cases. That's for those that eat meat.

whateverkay:
I hope miyetti Allah fights this in court. This is clear injustice

Why not go and rep them in the court of law.

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