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Alaura-Laura:
MzDarcSkin>KandiiKane....

Nah Lemme stop, She cool, She just look too much like my Damn Mother...Fukc..She look Just Like Her!

Maybe that's why you get along with her.

pleep: lol... its obvious. Remember back in the good old days with African1, kony and that somali dude?

You made it quite clear than you muff dive.

Lool, I've never told you I was bis.exual, stop looking deep into things.


@royal, lol, 'm not arrogant or conceited. Actually, far from that. I'm quite shy and humble about how I look in real.

Alaura-Laura:
So you Willingly Accept the Crown as the Top Biitch on Nairaland Ehh!?

Ofcourse not.

This is how I interpreted your question, "kandii, who do you find very, attractive and sexy on nairaland"

pleep: kandikanne is a cunnilinguist

Loool, wtf mehn! Stop spoiling my name.

Alaura-Laura:
Kandii who would you rate the Second Finest Chick on Nairaland behind you.....

Excluding Eke because you are gonna mention her cause she ya Friend...

Name Someone.

Lool, erm I really hate getting asked such questions but I've seen quite a number of pretty girls on here but some just don't have that 'damn' factor. The only person that gave me such was sweetlemon because I seen loads of her pictures.

pleep: You!

And how did you come to such conclusion?

It's very true but I feel like sometimes it can be a disadvantage. My best friend is ghanian but his niceness makes it very easy for girls to walk all over him and manipulate him. Some bytches are needing slaps from me for this rubbish. Pisses me off!

pleep: ^ open bisexuals cant make fun of ppl for acting gay... that is beyond hyprocrisy lol


even though these dudes are acting like homos

Lool, who's bise.xual?

Alaura-Laura:
Hello KandiiKane.

Hi, darlin' how you doing?

Shollypopz: lol, Mr nice guy. I've changed my gender now, I've gotten the dyck I've always wanted. No room for being nice.

U did a good job ignoring the fagg0t called Royal..u're one in a million, for real

Lool

Men fighting over who is prettier. Lol, some gay azz shyt!

Alaura-Laura:
Subliminal Shots Fired, Kandii Come Handle this for me.

Start turnin into dreads in the Back ...Foh...lol You Ainnn Slick

The Caucasoid Alwayz Playz Trickz ~

Why u Tawwwwwkin Bout Ma Peoplzzz Hare foh Yoh!?

Ayo Mr SkinCare,

Can i use that Soap to Wash the Lint out of Mah Dreadz in the Back of My Head that I often acquire after sleepin 16 hours on tha Pillow?

Lol

trolling: here goes another westerner

Idiot! Did your father not help your mother around the house or was she a slave bought from another kingdom?

DailyNews: Reading through the comments on this thread now makes me feel more pity for the Nigerian single ladies, especially those above 30yrs, so pathetic the society demands so much from women, its well.

But guys, pls let's not put the whole blame on the ladies and be more realistic.

In a more realistic approach, d reasons for the rapidly increase in d no of single ladies include n not limited to:

1. Unemployment
2. There are lesser number of eligible bachelors due to my number one point, and this is why I wud advice any wise single lady to not only wait for that her presumed dream man and work towards building her own dream man, its very possible. So many ladies are waiting for a never-will-come dream man n age keep kicking on them, build ur own dream man just as u built ur own business n career n be happy.

3. Unequal gender population- there are greater number of eligible spinsters than bachelors

4. Over hyping- some ladies over-hype themselves unknowingly and in d process scare away responsible men, so try n tone down. Observe ur environment n blend in n stop over-hyping urself cos it may scare potential suitors

5. Nigerian guys now have marriage phobia- guys are afraid that the lady they may end up marrying may not be submissive due to over-adoption and acceptance of western culture. Some are afraid the lady may end up not being a good mother to their kids. And some ladies created dis phobia in d name of being career-driven n all of those usual excuses.

Imagine single ladies of Nigerian origin arguing and saying publicly that their husbands shud be cooking for them, washing, doing house chores, in Nigerian marriage setting Pls o wake up, this is Nigeria o! So Adenuga, Dangote, Nneji, ABC Orjiakor, just to name but a few shud be cooking and cleaning house for their wives to answer romantic and wonderful husbands Na wa o...sorry to say this- the desire to eat good food prepared by someone I cherish is one of d things that makes me miss marriage n of course, d lovely, stubborn lively kids too

In all, our ladies shud pls try and be more realistic than dreamy. We are not saying that Nigerian guys are all saints, nope, men of course are cunning, so learn to deal with them n get the best out of life.

I know it hurts reading some of d male comments as a single lady, be strong, its well ok?

And what exactly is wrong with bolded. What is wrong in a man cooking? Putting clothes in the washing machine, taking the bin outside? Seriously, what is this bullshyt! Did their mothers give birth to them with silver spoons in their mouths? Abeg jooor!

Sagamite: Wrong!

If a woman is hot, at any age, she would find a man easily.

When a women is attractive, men think with their diicks!

Not be applying any rational thought like "why hasn't she married all this years despite her beauty?".

If a woman is hot, she would nail most men she wants, even younger ones, and get them to the alter ASAP, except she has some phenomenally stinking attitude that knocks sense into them and let the blood flow north of the trousers.

Hot women have power and choices except when they meet an attractive man that tells them to shove their power up their arsse. Then they are shocked and become submissive because this one is not ready to kiss her arsse and that is a turn on for her and he becomes her number one choice.

If a woman is fine and has a decent personality, she would marry whenever she wants to marry even if she is 42. Many married men would even leave their nagging wives for her.

I actually disagree with this. You think it's easy peasy isn't it? If you're hot you can get married easy? Please, use your head! These days it's hard because men do not seem to want to settle. Do not apply this your 'logic' to very single person because it's bull! How many single then married attractive ladies have you seen at 40 to come to such conclusion?

Men are entering the lives of women left right center but not willing to settle(has nothing to do with attitude) especially if the attractive lady is a single parent.

These days, the many attractive single older ladies you see are very likely to be taking care of one or two kids.

So, the attraction or unattraction has nothing to do with who can get married and who can't.

Personallÿ, from what I've seen, it seems like it's the plain janes that are getting married.

And if I may ask you, why have you not settled? Huh? I am certainly sure you've pass the age we tend to see men settle down back in the day. You still enjoying life isn't it? Same mentality many other men have these days.

denzel2009: hmmmn surgeon general don show

Lol

To those saying they haven't seen a drastic change. It maybe because you don't know anything about surgery. The nose is definitely one point. You can have makeup that can make it look like you have a slimmer nose but she never had the bridge in the first place. You can see that 'sharp filed' line from between her eyes to the tip of her nose. That right there is cartillage inserted and filed down to give it definition. If you've noticed recent photos, nose looks pinched.

Exhibit A:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-meM3JOWwxac/T7Z1UFghpOI/AAAAAAAAD54/FmL-wqLY1PM/s1600/nicki-minaj-nose-after.jpg[/img]
The nose doesn't have the defined bone structure that gives caucasians that 'pointed' nose. Yes, makeup can make it look like you do but not to this extent where the wideness completely disappears even on close up.
Exhibit b:
https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p2vlXURx1qzy531o1_500.jpg


Anyhooo, *walks off*

Sagamite: Most modern day women in the UK add nothing to your life, don't know how to add something to your life and don't aim to add something to your life.

They think you should add something to their life just because they are a woman. They think that is some sacred value especially when they have kids.

The press here has deceived them about their value to a man.

Then you hear some cretins (including mugu real men) say she should take all your money because she married you and had kids for you.



But the men don't want you.

Abeg, una tell me, I nor talk am? Ofcourse I talk am. So, much hate for homosex.uality but we can definitely confirm this black man loves it in the azz.

CAMEROONPRIDE: Seriously if you want to get married do it early, na waaa ooo 30 ? To start pooping babies at 40?

Lmao, google it.

CAMEROONPRIDE: yeah I know but remember they all talked/started like you: I don't need to worry etc, we know how they ended.

Yep, like yóu at 40 alone with an.al beads in azz every night.

CAMEROONPRIDE: https://www.nairaland.com/1182427/thread-single-ladies#14113818
KANDICANE DOLL
BOMLY DOLL..........THIS THREAD^^ IS FOR YOU
*they even have a special thread on NL* jeez
Most of them aren't virgin so you keep banging/stretching that Pu-C till 30 then a mumu comes buy it na na

Lmfao! Listen I am very Young, this is the age I should be catching fun and education. I don't need to worry about the fact that I'm single until I clock 25.

obadiah777: I DONT GORGE ON FAST FOOD NEITHER. I EAT STUFF LIKE OLIVES, POTATO, ROCKET GREEN VEGES, HUMOUS, TUNA, ORANGE JUICE, RED WINE ETC ETC I AINT INTO AFRICAN FOOD LIKE THAT OR FAST FOOD. I TRY TO KEEP IT MEDITERRANEAN

Well, how very proper of you.

*goes to heat up some fufu and okra soup*

obadiah777: WHAT DO I EAT ? LETS SEE. I DEFINITELY DO NOT GORGE ON AFRICAN FOOD. THATS FOR DAMN SURE.

Ehn, so since you went to american you have been gorging on fast food? Please, tell me more.

obadiah777: YEAH THATS WHY THEY LOOK LIKE SHREK IN THEIR THIRTIES OL SHREK LOOKING NIGERIAN BRAWDSSS LOOKING LIKE A LINEBACKER

And what do you guys eat? I'm shocked that you don't realise at 25 you can tell what the average African man will look like at 40.

Signs at 25 for the average African male: A slightly protruding tummy(if I lie, ask sagamite), 2 folds at the back of the neck(if I like, check naeto c's neck in tony montana) and the pen!s an inch shorter(if I lie ask the african men on here over the age of 25. By 40 there will be nothing left, no wonder the women then indulge in food to get some kind of pleasure. African women nor sabi vib.rator).

xynerise: Stop looking for a perfect man.

Why should I when I'm a perfect woman?

*goes on knees*

I know this is very scarces these days but I pray God, let me find a good, caring, hardworking, doesn't settle for less, who would love me with all my bad habits, who is able to take care of me all night long, Godfearing, who is ready to build a solid foundation with me for our future family to be able to enjoy dreams unimaginable, very very very handsome man to call my husband or partner before I reach menopause 25.

Amen!

Waiting for God to drop Mr "right" on their doorsteps.

Hackin: na small small e dey take start, small time u go begin dey chop paper n leaves, dey keep una village market clean. Quit weed!

Lmfaoo!

Lol, no your face doesn't peel off.

Your skin sheds skin and this basically helps it peel quicker and evenly revealing a bright even skin underneath.

The peeling looks like normal skin peeling.


@jenneni where exactly do you stay? You can buy kojic acid soaps if you don't want to do a chemical peel.

tpia@:
our culture and values are under attack.

I'm confused here, why? Because he's wearing a wrapper or they beat him because he's wearing a wraper?

chucky234: Me wey date Kate Middleton before Prince Phillip marry am na him you dey form for,oya show your pic make we see.
Person wey dey see guguru and ekpa for mile2 bus stop go dey form for NL,abeg park well for corner jare.

Lool, feelings hurt? Abeg carry your skinny nyash comot my face!

CAMEROONPRIDE: go ahead allow me to crown you

No need, especially when it isn't worth nowt. I'll save it for my exams.