₦airaland Forum

coogar: the nigerian health system is a disgrace......
what were the doctors waiting for after 36 weeks was completed? giant of africa my foot!!! too many educated people in the country and yet no common sense. a woman was pregnant for 25 months and the doctors didnt think of splitting that belly apart and saving the baby after she's due? no wonder an official said half a million expectant mothers die in nigeria annually!

Coogar, does this story really make sense to you? Pregnancy for over 2years?

sheyie2007: Shut up!, if it's a boy, Swag and if it's a girl, it's child abuse... if you gree, like this bitcch!

I guess your uncle damaged your brain beyond repair with his blokos. Carry go.

tunapawizzy: because i dey joke u come dey call me stupid abi u want amadioha to strike u ni

Lol, oga I'm sorry. I only realised it was sarcasm after replying. you know how hard it is to understand nairaland's sarcasm.

licensed2k: Somethin inside of me dies whenever I come across "this post has been hidden"...
I always wonder what sh1t went down there...dnt y'all?

Pay me and I will tell you what went down.

That baby is the anti-christ.


The mother maybe an elephant winch.

Abeg, let me know when the movie is over.

tunapawizzy: if the abused does not feel abused, then its no abuse....thumbs up @Jackbauerballs what sweet aunty moji did to u might be done to ur daughter by a hunky uncle Kabiru

Please, don't be stup!d. If a 30old man sleeps with your 12 year old daughter, will you say it's not abuse because she enjoyed it?

paparazzi1987: Initially, i was dating her best friend but the first time i saw her i couldn't help myself falling in love with her due to her:
simplicity,beauty,sense of humor, her charming look, etc....now we are married and blessed...

What happened with the bestfriend? Did she threaten to pour acid on your wife?

jackbauersballs: My 1st love was 11 years my senior....

She was 23 and I was 12

She was my neighbour who used to babysit me. Shoutout to Aunty Moji wherever you are...ur puzzy was the sweetest...

Lmfaooo! That is not love but child abuse

Idowuogbo:


Don't quote me!

Wetin I do nau? Is it because I agreed with a post? Sorry, ehen.

That reminds me. Last year I had a dream that a cat jumped on me and just latched on my bweast sucking. I tried getting it off but I couldn't and it started lashing at me furiously. I woke up and didn't think anything of it. The next day I was in the kitchen when I noticed tiny scratch marks on my shoulder where the cat pawed at in my dream.

Idowuogbo:

You know I love you.

ypzilanti: Reading all the comments,I laugh and cry for my people. Obviously humility is not a popular or respected trait in Nigeria. For the Christians, remember that humility was a major teaching subject for Jesus Christ. Translation? It is very Christ-like and Christian to be humble.

Because of humility one should not reward themselves with a nice car if they've worked hard for their money? Abeggi!

She should get a good lawyer and sue them.

What are you hming for?

In fact, when I become a billionaire(I thank God oo all ye enemies of progress) na okada I go dey brake for junction to go work.

When I could be using my money for better thing, I dey dey buy car for 2billion when I'm worth 4billion. Mtchew!

SimonAndal: Between two hot blokes, yeah. Between a dude and a chick, not really. But it's none of my beeswax, so whatever floats your boat, I say.

So, you like watching two men going at it? Sir, why? Are you gay or is it just curiosity?

Lol, not my man but I've carried my bestfriend(male) on my back several times. He's too heavy to carry in my arms. Lool, the hardest is going up the stairs.

I sincerely believe sagamite was abused as a kid by a homosex.ual. This is not normal.

Lool@rantings of a yoruba goat.

Lol, just this weekend my mum tried to tackle me to the floor when she tried hitting me and I told her,'You sabi say you nor able me agen, if nor be for God and sin ehn?' She was out of breath by just grabbing my arm lol.

I never really take it seriously though and neither does she. She would try to hit me when she feels like "I'm going against her word" but I always duck on time.

She stopped beating me when I was 13. She used her belt on me then and I just sat there without moving and allowed her to lay the licks until she got tired and fed up that I was not reacting to the pain.

I think you should do that, op. If you want her to stop hitting or slapping you, just stand there and let her do it and don't give her any enjoyment from it. They derive pleasure from watching you groan and shout over it. She will stop for sure.

Idowuogbo: And d unfed amphibian strolls bck to talk about upbringing? U a disgrace to ur entire lineage.Azzhole! Blawwwdy son of a "IT". Whoeva raised u wiv such hatred for ur own people, shud b ALUed.Bomboclart!

Lmfao! Yoo, she aint having it ataaall!

Can we also have one one why our men tend to sag and look scruffy?

Yoruba_Omoge: You were drained?
How is it that you're still alive?

He's been turned into a vampire.

trolling: a witch or wizard are people who are familiar with unclean Spirits, read your bible you'll see it.yr babalawo's n "iya's" are wizards n witches... before i came into the truth i was taking to a woman who divined some things about my future which eventually happened but how did she know,it's because she entertains and is familiar with a demon

Me too, I went to a man and he said if I go back to my ex, I go get belle. I am yet to be impregnated. My point is one cannot say one spiritual entity exists and another doesn't when both have been part of our culture before the bible. Another point/question, have YOU personally seen a witch live at 3am?

True2myself24: For me pda will go as far as holding hands or hugging, and maybe a peck on the cheek or lips here and there, everything else can be done at home. I dont like to do things that will bring unwanted attention.

You should go dogging.