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CrimeRe: 12years Old Girl Committed Suicide In Ebonyi by Kanwulia: 4:19am On Nov 26, 2013
Must be a NAIRALANDER for sure!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che cheesy
FamilyRe: What Does Marriage Mean To You? by Kanwulia: 4:16am On Nov 26, 2013
To me, MARRIAGE IS AN INVESTMENT FOR MY OLD AGE! kiss
Will NEVER-NEVER-NEVER try it in the NEXT LIFE OR WORLD. kiss
Borrrrrrrring SHYTE! kiss
FamilyRe: Learning From Experience by Kanwulia: 4:07am On Nov 26, 2013
^^^^^
What a DISGUSTING PICTURE! angry

This MISERABLE followers of A SADISTIC CHRISTIAN GOD never fail to spread the diseases of unhappiness and misery!!!
Tufiaaaaaaakwa!!!! cry
FamilyRe: Did You Marry Her? by Kanwulia: 4:03am On Nov 26, 2013
Ehen nau! grin
The PASTORS AND GOD OF CONFUSION do not disappoint!!! grin
FamilyRe: Is It Proper For A Wife To Pick The Husbands Call Or Vice-versa? by Kanwulia:
I am not that interested NOR JOBLESS!!! kiss
As long as HE does not ask me ANY QUESTIONS, we are gonna have LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS!!!!! kiss
If he does, MAY HIS GOOD LORD AND SATAN HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL. . . . . Amen!!!! kiss

The reason I have houses and bank accounts in MY OWN NAME ONLY! YOU DARE NOT!!!! kiss

The day any man KRAAAAAAAAAAAAASE near any of my phones. . . .he dies! kiss

Not his gaddddem bizz! cool
FamilyRe: Why The "Thank You" After intimacy by Kanwulia: 3:54am On Nov 26, 2013
Thank you is always appropriate after a GOOOOOOOOD GIFT from a loved one!
Great SEXXXXX is no exception! kiss
FamilyRe: Suprise Wedding: How Will You React? by Kanwulia: 3:46am On Nov 26, 2013
Live from Lagos State! cool
The international vacation spree continues! cool



Surprise wedding?
I will say I DON'T!!!!! grin
Not till I know HIS FINANCIAL liabilities! kiss
On only ONE condition.

WE MUST HAVE DONE A REGISTRY OR COURT WEDDING FIRST!
Or we are RE-NEWING OUR VOWS! kiss

Can't try this SHYTE with a NAIJA POOOHSIE-DIGGER O! Chai!!!!! grin
FamilyRe: Digital Infidelity - Social Media And Your Marriage by Kanwulia: 4:13pm On Nov 22, 2013
This NL and infidelity topics!
Back to my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet vacation jare. . .2 weeks to go!
Back to preparing for 2 heavy owanbes this weekend! Aso-ebi don ready jabrata!!! cool

Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!

Na oooo don first commit sweeeCIDE for YEH? I NOR READ THE TOPIC O! cheesy

Nor be me ooooooooooooooooo

Mu che che che che che che

5PM time to baff and 'commit more infidelity'!
Wetin be time for H-Amerika sef
Time to call my darling husband too! cool



Wey my darling ssssssssssssssssshilrens? Time to distribute X-BOXES AND NINTENDO 3DXLS. . . .Who needs 'BLACK' or ' WHITE' Fridays to have an early HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON? cool

My mom is loving her brand new Ipad Air! cool

*nothing dey 'appin for disu dry NL. . . .logggggging my pweety-sweet azzze off. . . gimme a holla when the NL obituary is official* cool
PoliticsRe: Who Would Be The Next Delta State Governor In 2015- An Analysis by Kanwulia: 3:49pm On Nov 22, 2013
Ochei is my man!!!! cool
Young HANDSOME and loveable!!! cool
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Wasted N400bn In Five Years –edo PDP by Kanwulia: 7:10am On Nov 14, 2013
Surprise-surprise!!!! wink
PoliticsRe: Bill Gates Visits President Jonathan At State House, Abuja by Kanwulia: 8:20am On Nov 13, 2013
Leave dat tin!
Nigerian attires too FINE!!!! cool
Big belle and all!

But come o?
NA WETIN OKONJO-IWEALA WEAR?
The woman well so? undecided
EventsRe: How Do You Cancel A Wedding You Have Already Paid For? by Kanwulia: 7:54am On Nov 13, 2013
Go to ALL RADIO,TV, NEWSPAPER OUTLETS AND YOUR CHURCHES TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT public! Simple!!!! kiss
Trust moi, people will be too busy gossiping to ask you questions.
Let the aso-ebis be consolation GIFT! PAY EVERYONE THAT HAS COLLECTED aso-ebi.

Pay all musical, catering, fashion, church and souvenir vendors ALL THEY ARE DUE!!!
Then treat yourself to a SOLO HONEYMOON! kiss

I would! kiss
Better to call it off NOW, than walk into a life of misery ahead! kiss
FamilyRe: Need Advice On This Please!!!! by Kanwulia: 7:29am On Nov 13, 2013
Yes!
Having a child should be a goal for 2 people, not 1!
We have enough dysfunctionalty in single parent homes ESPECIALLY!!!! kiss
Enough of BASTARDS AND GASTARDS TOO!(aka boys and girls illegitimate children)
FamilyRe: Open Marriage & Monogamish by Kanwulia: 11:42pm On Nov 12, 2013
Because they are followers and believers in ONE JEHOVAH. . . EL MU-MU! grin
They shall LIVE AND DIE MISERABLY FOR SURE!!!
You know some people are really married to God and Jesus. . . so can never have normal relationships with others! cheesy
How can one have a successful marriage, when dreaming of phocking GOD or JESUS every night? cheesy
Mu che che che che che che

Kpor!
Kpor!
Kpor!


Oooo dey house?
I don wake o. . . I nor die for my sleep!
H-ENEMIES DON 'FAY'!


*time for work already. . . .WOW*
PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by Kanwulia: 12:09am On Nov 12, 2013
The good ol days. . . when she was TIGHT! wink

FamilyRe: Your Take On D Use Of Treated Mosquito Nets by Kanwulia: 12:07am On Nov 12, 2013
Even in my bedroom in Nigeria too! cool

FamilyRe: Your Take On D Use Of Treated Mosquito Nets by Kanwulia: 12:04am On Nov 12, 2013
I still dey use am well-well o!
Especially for my younger girls. . . .ANYTIME WE VISIT NIGERIA! cool

Christianity EtcRe: 70 Percent Of Nigerians Suffering - Says Mrs Adeboye by Kanwulia: 2:30pm On Nov 11, 2013
Only 70 %? shocked
MORE LIKE 90%! kiss

Mrs. Adeboye can return some money to those imbeceeeles who keep her HOLY AZZZE FILTHY. . . . kiss
FamilyRe: At 46yrs, Is It Late For Him To Start A Family? by Kanwulia: 2:25pm On Nov 11, 2013
46? grin This na 'GOD'S TIME' man o! cheesy
The man don pass 'WOMENOPAUSE' na! Haba!!!
If the cry of pickin dem wake this kain man for night. . . e fit take gun kill dem o!
Those babies are gonna be 'shriveled' like his 'BLOKOS' for sure! cheesy
Imagine having a baby with GENETIC BALDNESS aka alopecia or being expelled from the VJJ at birth looking like one 'DEBE OJUKWU'!!! cry

Abeg . . .make im carry im 'VIA-GRA-GRA' pehnis comot jor!
Na dis kain man go wake woman up 12 hours after pre-intimacy. . . after the woman must have SUCKED AND SUCKED to wake the DEAD LAZARUS UP.
The woman must have been 'dried' up and would still ram the damn thing into her to prove that he is still a '2-second' man!

GOD'S TIME INDEED. . .IS THE BEST TIME INDEED!
FamilyRe: A Letter From An Abortedchild by Kanwulia: 6:31am On Nov 11, 2013
Hmmmmm!!!
Sounds like a letter from JESUS when aborted from the world!
Mu Che Che Che Che Che cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Rapes, Kills 10-yr-old Cousin by Kanwulia: 6:24am On Nov 11, 2013
SURPRISE-SURPRISE!!!
Fuji-RO FO FO FO!!!! cheesy
FamilyRe: Free Ride Habit - Good Or Bad by Kanwulia: 5:29am On Nov 11, 2013
Any lady looking for FREE rides is also LOOKING FOR FREEEEE TROUBLE! kiss
May you NEVER turn ritualist! AMEN!
I can understand trying to do so because of a dire emergency, but career hitch-hikers make me extremely nervous!

You have stated your intentions are noble. I believe you. kiss Nothing wrong with helping a stranded sister in need.

It is therefore my wish that no harm may come your way while keeping your intentions noble!

Amen! kiss
PoliticsRe: Chime’s Wife - Human Rights Commission Lied Against Me by Kanwulia: 4:24am On Nov 11, 2013
Ok!
What kind of 'siNkness' are you suffering from ma? wink
PoliticsRe: Amaechi To Buhari, Tinubu: I Won’t Defect From PDP Without Consulting Jonathan by Kanwulia: 4:13am On Nov 11, 2013
Absolutely! kiss
It is called POLITRICKS! kiss
FamilyRe: Marriage Is Not For You! by Kanwulia: 4:10am On Nov 11, 2013
Sure isn't!
But glad to have tasted h-it!
In my NEXT WORLD? NEVER!
Not worth my time and energy . . . . . Unless it is a SWEEEEET, OPEN MARRIAGE ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I loooooove TO EAT MY CAKE AND DRINK IT TOO!!! cool
PoliticsRe: Gowon - God Took Abacha, Abiola Away To Save Nigeria by Kanwulia: 3:57am On Nov 11, 2013
Like JESUS, useless sacrifice!!!
They died for NOTHING!!!! cry
Mtchewwwwee!!!

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