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Must be a NAIRALANDER for sure! Mu Che Che Che Che Che Che ![]() |
To me, MARRIAGE IS AN INVESTMENT FOR MY OLD AGE! Will NEVER-NEVER-NEVER try it in the NEXT LIFE OR WORLD. Borrrrrrrring SHYTE! |
^^^^^ What a DISGUSTING PICTURE! ![]() This MISERABLE followers of A SADISTIC CHRISTIAN GOD never fail to spread the diseases of unhappiness and misery!!! Tufiaaaaaaakwa!!!! |
Ehen nau! ![]() The PASTORS AND GOD OF CONFUSION do not disappoint!!! ![]() |
I am not that interested NOR JOBLESS!!! As long as HE does not ask me ANY QUESTIONS, we are gonna have LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS!!!!! If he does, MAY HIS GOOD LORD AND SATAN HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL. . . . . Amen!!!! The reason I have houses and bank accounts in MY OWN NAME ONLY! YOU DARE NOT!!!! The day any man KRAAAAAAAAAAAAASE near any of my phones. . . .he dies! Not his gaddddem bizz! ![]() |
Thank you is always appropriate after a GOOOOOOOOD GIFT from a loved one! Great SEXXXXX is no exception! |
Live from Lagos State! ![]() The international vacation spree continues! ![]() Surprise wedding? I will say I DON'T!!!!! ![]() Not till I know HIS FINANCIAL liabilities! On only ONE condition. WE MUST HAVE DONE A REGISTRY OR COURT WEDDING FIRST! Or we are RE-NEWING OUR VOWS! Can't try this SHYTE with a NAIJA POOOHSIE-DIGGER O! Chai!!!!! ![]() |
This NL and infidelity topics! Back to my sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet vacation jare. . .2 weeks to go! Back to preparing for 2 heavy owanbes this weekend! Aso-ebi don ready jabrata!!! ![]() Kpor! Kpor! Kpor! Na oooo don first commit sweeeCIDE for YEH? I NOR READ THE TOPIC O! ![]() Nor be me ooooooooooooooooo Mu che che che che che che 5PM time to baff and 'commit more infidelity'! Wetin be time for H-Amerika sef Time to call my darling husband too! ![]() Wey my darling ssssssssssssssssshilrens? Time to distribute X-BOXES AND NINTENDO 3DXLS. . . .Who needs 'BLACK' or ' WHITE' Fridays to have an early HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON? ![]() My mom is loving her brand new Ipad Air! ![]() *nothing dey 'appin for disu dry NL. . . .logggggging my pweety-sweet azzze off. . . gimme a holla when the NL obituary is official* ![]() |
Ochei is my man!!!! ![]() Young HANDSOME and loveable!!! ![]() |
Surprise-surprise!!!! ![]() |
Leave dat tin! Nigerian attires too FINE!!!! ![]() Big belle and all! But come o? NA WETIN OKONJO-IWEALA WEAR? The woman well so? ![]() |
Go to ALL RADIO,TV, NEWSPAPER OUTLETS AND YOUR CHURCHES TO MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT public! Simple!!!! Trust moi, people will be too busy gossiping to ask you questions. Let the aso-ebis be consolation GIFT! PAY EVERYONE THAT HAS COLLECTED aso-ebi. Pay all musical, catering, fashion, church and souvenir vendors ALL THEY ARE DUE!!! Then treat yourself to a SOLO HONEYMOON! I would! Better to call it off NOW, than walk into a life of misery ahead! |
Yes! Having a child should be a goal for 2 people, not 1! We have enough dysfunctionalty in single parent homes ESPECIALLY!!!! Enough of BASTARDS AND GASTARDS TOO!(aka boys and girls illegitimate children) |
Because they are followers and believers in ONE JEHOVAH. . . EL MU-MU! ![]() They shall LIVE AND DIE MISERABLY FOR SURE!!! You know some people are really married to God and Jesus. . . so can never have normal relationships with others! ![]() How can one have a successful marriage, when dreaming of phocking GOD or JESUS every night? ![]() Mu che che che che che che Kpor! Kpor! Kpor! Oooo dey house? I don wake o. . . I nor die for my sleep! H-ENEMIES DON 'FAY'! *time for work already. . . .WOW* |
The good ol days. . . when she was TIGHT! ![]()
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Even in my bedroom in Nigeria too! ![]()
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I still dey use am well-well o! Especially for my younger girls. . . .ANYTIME WE VISIT NIGERIA! ![]()
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Only 70 %? MORE LIKE 90%! Mrs. Adeboye can return some money to those imbeceeeles who keep her HOLY AZZZE FILTHY. . . . |
46? This na 'GOD'S TIME' man o! ![]() The man don pass 'WOMENOPAUSE' na! Haba!!! If the cry of pickin dem wake this kain man for night. . . e fit take gun kill dem o! Those babies are gonna be 'shriveled' like his 'BLOKOS' for sure! ![]() Imagine having a baby with GENETIC BALDNESS aka alopecia or being expelled from the VJJ at birth looking like one 'DEBE OJUKWU'!!! Abeg . . .make im carry im 'VIA-GRA-GRA' pehnis comot jor! Na dis kain man go wake woman up 12 hours after pre-intimacy. . . after the woman must have SUCKED AND SUCKED to wake the DEAD LAZARUS UP. The woman must have been 'dried' up and would still ram the damn thing into her to prove that he is still a '2-second' man! GOD'S TIME INDEED. . .IS THE BEST TIME INDEED! |
Hmmmmm!!! Sounds like a letter from JESUS when aborted from the world! Mu Che Che Che Che Che ![]() |
SURPRISE-SURPRISE!!! Fuji-RO FO FO FO!!!! ![]() |
Any lady looking for FREE rides is also LOOKING FOR FREEEEE TROUBLE! May you NEVER turn ritualist! AMEN! I can understand trying to do so because of a dire emergency, but career hitch-hikers make me extremely nervous! You have stated your intentions are noble. I believe you. It is therefore my wish that no harm may come your way while keeping your intentions noble! Amen! |
Ok! What kind of 'siNkness' are you suffering from ma? ![]() |
Absolutely! It is called POLITRICKS! |
Sure isn't! But glad to have tasted h-it! In my NEXT WORLD? NEVER! Not worth my time and energy . . . . . Unless it is a SWEEEEET, OPEN MARRIAGE ALL OVER AGAIN!!! I loooooove TO EAT MY CAKE AND DRINK IT TOO!!! ![]() |
Like JESUS, useless sacrifice!!! They died for NOTHING!!!! Mtchewwwwee!!! |
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