₦airaland Forum

holyfather: you're quite funny though

:oyou do a lot of cursin out shaa...not quite cool

I have a VERRRRRRRRRRRRY VERRRRRRRRRRRRY SHORT FUSE!
No apologies!
I am an AFRICAN WOMAN ke!
Civilization nor dey my dictionary o!
Say wetin happen?

Nmeri17: Where is madam kanwulia?? sebi u said its only ibgos that do suchs

Lemme put it this way.

You have the SHERIFF of ritual-killing TRIBES . . . (inserts 4 letters here. . . . beginning with a "LAY-"TER" I. . . .
Then you have the "DEPURRRRY"! The tribe beginning with the "LAY-TER" Y!

SwagPower: Lolzxxx.. tru talk... BTW U a revenge fan?

holyfather: you're so on point here,my friend.
a million likes.

Oh yes oh! Na so egg dey take rotten for h-inside fridge abi?


After she watch the LIVE RITUAL OF ABORTION FINISH. . . . I GO TIE THAT HER USSSSSSSSSELESS AZZZE TO THE ABORTION TABLE. . . OPEN HER STOOPID NYANSH WIDE. . . . AND SHARPEN 2 CUTLASSES AROUND HER NECK. . . .
Ask her quietly. . . . 'DO YOU 'COPY'. . .OR SHOULD I 'ROGER' YOU'?

If she see man. . . she go RRRRRRRRRRRRRUN FAR!
Boyfriend ko. . . .NANZENZE!
Then face the so-called boyfriend's PARENTS! I WILL DRIVE STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TO GO AND RAISE HELL DIA FOR 24 HOURS!. . . CUSSING AND SWEARING UP AND DOWN THEIR STREET NAYKED!!!!

I will not even address the so called randy-puppy who started phocking IN UTERO!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Like asssssshawo fada. . . like SUPER ASSSSSHAWO SON! No be im papa teach am how to phock?
BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTARDS!!!!


Yes o! Revenge is SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! A huge fan!
AMERICANS TOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!
Shegey!!!!


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Where the heck is NOLAN ROSS?

darlingnuel: What's "LIFE procedure"? Or did you mean 'LIVE procedure'?

Yes!

Absolutely!

Thank you!


*a pro LIFE procedure*

GET A WAX JOB!
Is the mouth menstruating too?

NO!

I am not a MARY POPPINS!

SAMBARRY: Exactly. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop.hiaannnn like the elders say stoopeedity fuels laziness

I say na choice o.
Everyone has the choice to be a monkey or baboon.
Na the 'end-game' be the most important thing o.
There is good investment. . . and there is bad investment.

SAMBARRY: Madamosele kanwulia where are you?

anyway nothing to say because as my mother will say



AS YOU LAY YOUR BED SO YOU WILL LIE.if you marry a lazy man that's your headache. Keep being the man while the transgendered remains the housewife or figure head husband

I dey hia o!
Back from work o Jare.
2 more nights to go!
BA wo ni?
Se da da ni?


Ermmmmm? My husband dey work o!
Every woman has the right to choose!
If I you are slaving to feed a man or woman. . . .
It is called CHOICE!

uchetobi:

Haaaaaaaaa!
Here kams my NL h-elder!
WelKAM!
7 years o!

Hip hop hooray
Eeeeeeeeh
Ooooooooh

Everything in AMERICA!
Nothing about Nigeria!

I feel exactly the same way some of these men feel!

Tufiakwa to the the thought!

Why do men look for tissue paper when they wanno phock?

*to clean over-flowing custard*

Nmeri17: I remember you're married to a Nigerian man. Is he the reason why u think 75% of other Nigerian men are like him

Will you keep KWAYET?
OYA CONTINUU!

Today is a new day.

*can't believe i went 24 hours without a cuss-out feat*!

*chai diarrrris godiooooh!*

kreamidiva: i see u...

Keep up the good works...

Lol

I have 12 hour to go!

*praying to LUCIFER for strength*

cantona2014: Miss/mrs elocutionist , your writting dexterity really show in your short words #lyche

Thank you!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL today*

Illegal business!
The hand of GEJ!
Ha!

Na today?
Only the CBN can release this kind of money!

ladygogo: Kanwulia is obsessed with zebra prints.

Yessoh!
Now, you know what turns me on!

Hmmmmmmmm!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL*

carefreewannabe: Kanwulia, thanks for sharing your pictures. I love your kitchen.

Welcome!

kreamidiva: kanyi ñulia today that you are practicing "SELF-CONTROL"

Good luck as you "zip up".

Amen ooooooooooh!!!!!

kreamidiva: Lol... u woman sef!

Me nor even get anything to tell the young man.

There are far greater problems than what he or she tried to post, but I think I will take the high road this time.
I am practicing "SELF-CONTROL" today!
Wish me luck!

Thanks all!
Yessssssoh, I am a ZEBRA freak!
I love animal prints. . . . And a tidy personal space IN MY BASEMENT-BUNKER!

*of course I am very gentle. . . . Extremely ANGELIC. . . . . Until. . . . .

kreamidiva: This one wey u no get anything to tell op.

Hmmmm....

The Yingrish nor let me understand o.
The bad grammar was too distracting.
I gave up!

My wonderful family only!
The rest I have gladly done without!

Surprise-surprise!
Guess from what tribe?

With IBB, SLS, ATK and all the Northern big-wigs. . . .?

Not to worry.
You are not alone my dear Northerners.
Jonathan has also failed NIGERIA.

Thanks to OBJ!

Na wetin dem wan push again?
No be NIGER DELTA NIGGAS DEY FOR PAWA FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS NOW?

Dummies!

ISHI-AKPU. . . go and sit down!

Strictly for OYINBOS.
Not applicable in AFRICA!
No marriage in Africa. . . JUST SHACK UP AND BREED.

Were they writing 'WASC'?

Hmmmmmm!

I prefer the modern times o.
Iphone 7 . . . pre-ordered!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9yS0e_53As

This is the reason why I CAN'T STAND GANGS and groupie friendships!
Too much talking going on here.
The need to confess this and that.

What righteous indignation!

See sour NGWO GWO soup tinz o!

In fact. . . I don't know who to insult first.
Too many choices. . . with equal level of irritation with a truck-load of juveniles.

Next please!