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Not applicable to NIGERIAN MEN AND WOMEN who have not yet evolved from the 'basic instincts' of phocking, farting and snoring!

We already have that!
PDP and APC.
The rest is what I would term 'INDEPENDENTS'!

NEVER! You can only steal from me. . .BUT NEVER SCAM ME!
I am waaaaaaaaaay toooooo intelligent for such NIGERIAN NIGGAS!

Kissing is a prelude to GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT SEX!
But NIGERIAN MEN CAN ONLY SPIT INSIDE your mouth!
Dem no sabi kiss!

Kissing makes the pehnis stronger/HARRRRRRRRRDER and the poohsie JUSSY JUSSIER!

You can never stop doing all these if it is in your nature to do so.
With a healthy self-esteem, you will not need to be told when to start and stop things.
AVOID DYSFUNCTIONAL AND NEGATIVE PEOPLE. . .and the rest is easy! Period!

Mandatory exile for ALL PAST NIGERIAN DICTATORS!
Till they die and rot in foreign lands!

OBJ. . . . Minister for and of PETROLEUM FOR 9 YEARS WITHOUT AUDITS!

I am not Jesus Christ.
Not my business.
This is a family affair. . . LET THEM DEAL WITH IT!

Let the games begin!
GEJ must go!

Please, he is a Nigerian man.
Abusing women and children is what he does best!
The reason he lost his wife!
Shame ko. . .shame ni!

When you are emotionally and financially ready for such an adventure.
You must be 18 to start a sexual relationship!

Four years is too long.
For berra for worse darling. . . you don buy AGBADO market!
Please, stop PHOCKING him!

It is extremely difficult to break up with a NIGERIAN WOMAN. . .
She is always looking for a 'father-figure'!
If she has been abandoned by her father. . . .ALUMO AND BITTER KOLA go beta pass your azze kpa-kpa!
Get ready for 'binding and casting'!
SERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUS SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES!

Mu che che che che che che CHE!

Always in DENIAL. . .and can never handle the truth. . . aka rejection!
Dem go even threaten to commit SWEECIDE for NL!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

coogar: i think it depends on the individuals getting married & the kind of families they come from. i have friends that married from the other tribes & they couldn't be happier. i know people who married from their villages & the turbulence in their marriage can unseat the titanic.

Like you stated, it depends on the individual. . .I AM AN INDIVIDUAL. I set my own parameters for happiness. I HAVE SUCCEEDED!
I have answered to the topic of the thread from MY viewpoint. Not debatable

What exactly is Y'AWLZ problem with minding your businesses?
Na WETIN consine una?

A private nursing home!

If you are confused, then you have no business dating A MARRIED man!
You are either a novice or you are waaaaaaaay out of your league sweerrrrie!
When you can find YOUR OWN HUSBAND, then you will qualify to date A MARRIED MAN!
Pele my dia!

Life is too sweet right now.
All I do is eat and sleep.
Pampering myself!

No regrets in life. . . .everything happens for a reason!
MOVING ON IS WHAT I DO BEST!

Why not?
It is cheaper!

coogar:
yes, the boarding school idea is a sound one but that isn't the issue here. you would not marry easterner/westerner because of the cultural issues & not because of their exposure to the western way of life. which is which?

You started a sub-thread, I only replied.
I stated inter tribal marriages are doomed to fail for cultural reasons.
A Yoruba or Igbo child who never grew up in NIGERIA or schooled there can NEVER be a Nigerian.
They are AKATAS! Period.
Having Nigerian parents only makes such children "adjectival Nigerians only", subsequently TRIBELESS!
That is my point.

Hmmmmmmm!
This ya E Ti Salamatu network na waya o!

This is an h-inside job!
Na who know man dey kill am!
Seeee freeeeesh poooohsie for dorty NAIJA KID/GRAND - NAPPERZ! Chei-Chei-Chei!!!!!!
Fine babe!!!!!

Another e bad belle and e jolosi thread telling happy parents what or what they should not do with their kids!
The gospel h-according to "SWEDEN"!

More thrash on NIGERIAN roads and in gutters!

How can people despise bastards when they worship one or several?

Hmmmmmmm!
Sounds like an h-inside job!
Shebi she wan live for NAIJA?
Seeeeeee FRESSSSSSH FISH!!!!!

#2 - #23 please!

Well, if the proud parents are happy to flaunt their little bundles of joy, I have no problems o.
It is the e bad belle and e jolosi, les misssssssaraBLES that should go and hang if e dey pain dem plenty-plenty!
Especially, those CHRISLAMIC, OGBONI-OKIJA ones that have never missed a period, not to mention get pregnant or release healthy SPAMS!
Shioooooor!
This is the iPad age! DEAL with it! The parents in the hospitals I work allow Skype within their own children's spaces ALL THE WAY TO RUSSIA kpa-kpa.


If the customers are not happy, please kiss your clinic or hospital GOOD BYE. They will give you a NASTY review at the BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU!
Una tink say na SHARIA WORLD we dey live like una yeye Naija?
Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!