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 Family › Re: Police Uncover Another Babyfactory, Rescues 16 Pregnantteenage Girls!!! by Kanwulia: 10:16am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Surprise - Surprise!!!!! Lerrus guess what part of Nigeria?  Give me BOKO HARAM any time! |
| Family › Re: Becoming A Mum B4 30 Years by Kanwulia: 10:13am On Dec 05, 2013*. Modified: 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2013 |
If it makes you a good mom! Before or after, no guarantee you will not quench before the child. Or the you won't kill the child! Or the child will not kill you! Biology does not guarantee love. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Will You Marry Someone Who has been Trained To Kill? by Kanwulia: 10:05am On Dec 05, 2013 |
jeffizy: Ah! Why will u do such?I can NEVER have anything to do with anyone who takes lives for a living! Tufiakwa!!!!!! No children with him either! I don wanna share such a curse! They must all DIE!!! My choice! |
| Politics › Re: Amaechi, Nyako, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Ahmed Still In PDP – Tukur by Kanwulia: 10:01am On Dec 05, 2013 |
We know! 2015 still far na. No need to pull an ACE CARD at the beginning of the game abi?  |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Disconnected From Nigerians, APC Says by Kanwulia: 9:53am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Hmmmmmmm! Naija men wor-wor sha! Scrrrrufffffy and SMELLY too! Kia!!!! |
| Politics › Re: What Does The North Has To Show For Over 35years Of Leading Nigeria? by Kanwulia: 9:51am On Dec 05, 2013 |
And the south has. . . . . ? |
| Politics › Re: Why I Snubbed PDP Offer, By Edo Widow by Kanwulia: 9:50am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Oh gal, if you take anything from that ugly pig, you will become his ashawo for life! If you wanna do ashawo, look elsewhere madam. All the imp wants to do is chop your yam! |
| Politics › Re: You’re Peddling Falsehood, Okonjo-iweala To Ameachi by Kanwulia: 9:40am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Amaechi FOR PREZZZZZIDENT!!!! Time to deal with this Dr. NO once and for all! |
| Politics › Re: 'Let’s Go Our Separate Ways, Form Separate Countries’ - Dokubo-Asari by Kanwulia: 9:25am On Dec 05, 2013*. Modified: 9:45am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Thank my lucky stars for a productive American passport! Who wanna live near this morbidly obese creature in the SOUTH-SOUTH? He has practically eaten the ration for 5 states in Southern Nigeria! How would he have survived as a Biafran? If he really got on his belly or knees 5 times daily to PRAY OR PHOCK, would he look like a GOOD-YEAR BLIMP?  6 Likes |
| Family › Re: What should He do? by Kanwulia: 9:11am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Hmmm........ I have been married to Nigerian forums for 6 YIAZZZ na! Who can that cheap male-slut be or what could he have to interfere with my marriage? If a marriage crashes, it was not meant to be! Facebook ko, NAIRALAND ni! Mtcheeeeeeeeew!!!!!! |
| Family › Re: The Irritating Things You Did As A Child??? by Kanwulia: 9:00am On Dec 05, 2013 |
Stealing pens from shops! I never got caught!  I LOOOOOOVED PENS IN DIFFERENT COLORS! Now, one of my daughters steals REMOTE CONTROLS from EVERY HOTEL ROOM WE VISIT IN THIS WORLD, just as my mom collects HOTEL TOWELS! Oh well! This too shall pass! |
| Family › Re: Is It Good To Trying To Get Pregnant When Not Yet Married? by Kanwulia: 8:58am On Dec 05, 2013*. Modified: 9:16am On Dec 05, 2013 |
I must reaaaaaally love a man more than myself to go thorough that! Na! Not that needy or 'wanty'! Even after marriage, it can still be dicey! Matter of personal choice.) If I want a bastard, I sure know where to purchase one! No need to labor and torture my beautiful mind and body for such a quest! Issues can never hungry me reassssh so! 2 Likes |
| Family › Re: Will You Marry Someone Who has been Trained To Kill? by Kanwulia: 8:53am On Dec 05, 2013 |
No! He berra hide it from moi gooooooood!!!! Because I am very PRO-CHOICE too! I will ABORT all his children! Dead or alive!!!!!!! 1 Like |
| Family › Re: How important is a woman's love to a man? by Kanwulia: 8:45am On Dec 03, 2013 |
As important as a mans love to a woman! It takes 2! |
| Family › Re: What Is The Essence Of Divorce When One Will Need To Remarry? by Kanwulia: 8:25am On Dec 03, 2013 |
We live in a world of freewill and choices. Do you have a problem with these? The fact that one marriage is sour does not mean another will get sour. . .even if the chances of divorce increases to 75% for second marriages and 90% for third marriages! Abeg, make dem try dem luck o! You know CHRISLAMIC HYPOCRITES MUST MARRY BEFORE THEY PHOCK! |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Like A Mad Man With Alighter At The Fuel Station’ – Lamido by Kanwulia: 8:22am On Dec 03, 2013 |
LWKMD! This Sanusi get bad mouth. . . ! I love it! He could not have described a better situation involving JONADUNCE! Muhehehehehehe CHE! |
| Politics › Re: Oshiomhole Eats Breakfast With ‘go And Die Widow’, Splashes N2m On Her... by Kanwulia: 8:20am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Hmmm! Stoopidity compounded with more stoopidity! He may have started phocking her kpa-kpa! |
| Family › Re: What Wil U Do by Kanwulia: 8:01am On Dec 03, 2013 |
I will just hiss and walk out! It cannot happen sha. . . I have separate living quarters in my home. . . . My husband is free to 'FROLICK' in his own matrimonial bed. As long as he washes the sheets afterwards, I am fine with it! I gat my own runz! FREEEEEEEEEEEE WORLD. . . . |
| Family › Re: 15-yr-old Girl Confesses:my Dad Has Been Having Sex With Me Since I Was 10 by Kanwulia: 7:59am On Dec 03, 2013 |
^^^ Dem go bash taya ke! I don write wetin I wanno write o! Make 'em chop shyte for CHRISTMAS! Who dey fia dem?  NANSENZE! |
| Family › Re: He Started Smuching His Mother When He Was 4yrs Old. True Life Story by Kanwulia: 7:46am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Surprise-Surprise. . . .! From what tribe abeg? I am keeping STATS! |
| Family › Re: Seperate Room For Husband And Wife. by Kanwulia: 7:43am On Dec 03, 2013 |
I prefer separate rooms o. . . I love my space. Infact I have remodelled my home to include SEPARATE LIVING QUARTERS. . . .with separate entrances. . . .LIVING ROOMS/KITCHENS IN THE the same house. Only the garage doors and alarm systems we have in common! HALLELUJAH TO SWEEEEEEEEEET H-OPIN MARRIAGES!!!! Time to sew aso-ebi again jare. . . my and this my handsome DELTA-IGBO hunk of a husband must pose again in public to SHUT 'EM GOSSIPPERZZZ UP! Mu che che che che che. . . . |
| Family › Re: Is Divorce Contagious? by Kanwulia: 7:39am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Is it an infectious ailment or a choice to be made? Not a contagious phenomenon. . .A CHOICE ONLY! *no, i did not read the contents of the first post. . .ONLY THE TITLE. . .my attention span cannot function past the title of threads* |
| Crime › Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before??? Share Your Experience. by Kanwulia: 7:30am On Dec 03, 2013 |
Yessssssssssssssssssoh! By one VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY SHORT, DIRTY, FUGLY, Yoruba man who stole my computer and credit card in NVS! Bladddddy TAIZI DREVA! Oloshi don take shame go hide witi im small AUSPY-SUSPY 2.5 H-INCH VLOKOS! TWA!!!! I got my computer totally cleaned out of his viruses. . . and my azzze too! Wells Fargo gave me my money jeje o! The card was used all the way in NEW-YORK! Yoruba boys too sabi tief too musssssssssssssh! *LIVE FROM FRANKFURT, GERMANY. . .LUFTHANSA NA THE BEST. . .ONLY SECOND TO EMIRATES OF COURSE* 3 Likes |
| Politics › Re: 2015: GEJ Unites The North by Kanwulia: 11:20am On Dec 01, 2013 |
That is why he is called JONADUNCE! The man nor get sense atol-atol. OBJ warned him. . . ANENIH warned him. But he chose to listen to that his 'BLOATED-BELLIED', demi-illiterate, market-woman - fish-wife! 2015 will be a real show-down. THE NORTH WILL NOT BE WITH JONATHAN. EDO STATE. . . MINUS LAGOS STATE. . . MINUS RIVERS STATE. . . .MINUS KADUNA STATE. . . .MINUS No amount of rigging will give JONATHAN 2015! We ain't seen nothing yet! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSERVES HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE RIGHT!!!! 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Cannot Win In 2015 – Dokubo-Asari by Kanwulia: 11:11am On Dec 01, 2013 |
naptu2: Welcome back and happy new month.Ahem! Tiank you and same to you. It was the most LOVER-LY one-month vacation! Back to work. . . without stress! |
| Politics › Re: Amaechi Has Saved Nigeria From Ethnic Jingoists — CNPP by Kanwulia: 11:01am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Let us wait. . . till he starts dancing to the tunes of the HAUSAS AND YORUBAS bailing him out! Abi is he standing alone? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! The devil will soon come and collect THE ROTTEN POUND OF FLESH from his azzzze! From frying pan to HELL FAYA!!! Kei!!!! Decentralized ko. . . DETRIBALIZED ni! Like the Nigerians had the power to back AMAECHI when the shyte hit the fan! Nor be THE WEST AND NORTH BACK AM UP? WETIN SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH-EAST DEY DO? LaughWanKillyMeDeadiooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!! Hmmmm! NIGERIANS!!!! TWA!!! |
| Travel › Re: Which State In Nigeria Won't You Dare To Visit? by Kanwulia: 10:55am On Dec 01, 2013 |
The Western or Eastern states of Nigeria. . .I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THOSE AREAS! I do not like WESTERNERS OR EASTERNERS. Nothing about them interests me. . . so HELL TO THE NO!!!! North or South . . .ok. EAST OR WEST? TUFIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!! |
| Politics › Re: 2015: There Will Be Bloodshed, If Jonathan Runs Warns Junaid Mohammed by Kanwulia: 10:52am On Dec 01, 2013 |
From the look of things. . . JONATHAN cannot win. If he rigs. . . to win. . . THEN, THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED. No need to shed blood with LAGOS AND KADUNA STATES out of his reach. OBJ and ANENIH don KWAYET!!!! Mu che che che che che I yammu loffing it! |
| Politics › Re: Jonathan Cannot Win In 2015 – Dokubo-Asari by Kanwulia: 10:41am On Dec 01, 2013 |
Make every barry go win im state for Jonathan o! Delta State nor get wahala. . . . Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ACN o. . . PDP o. . . . WE DEY KAMKPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! PDP for ever. . . in DELTA STATE!!!! YORUBA AND HAUSA against THE SOUTH? Welcome to DIAFRA not BIAFRA. SOUTH-SOUTH AND SOUTH EAST. . .DON LOSE! Kaduna and Lagos state alone will FLOOR the whole of THE SOUTH. Jonathan CANNOT WIN. . . Asari. . . abeg go drink garri with kpo-kpo-garri abeg!!!! THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 'PERFORMANCE' factor! PATIENCE THE ILLITERATE FISH-WIFE is the cause of ALL JONATHAN'S WAHALA!!!! 3 strikes . . . IBORI, SYLVA AND AMAECHI. . . Jonathan don lose! Things have fallen apart in PDP. . . the center cannot hold. . . .LAI LAI. Make we dey look. . . e go hard sha o!!! SERVES JONATHAN RIGHT! |
| Family › Re: Doctor Explain How Black Nigerian Couple Give Birth To White Baby by Kanwulia: 5:27pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
Hmmmmm! The nightmare returneth! |
| Family › Re: Suicide Thought, Help Me Out! by Kanwulia: 12:12pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
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