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cbrass: Alryt sorry for that o

No apologies needed o.
We are having a gooooooooood time and I am loffing it!
Putting a smile on my face. . . .

What makes you think it is all about you. . . .as a married man?
There are locks on phones for SECURITY REASONS!

It is called PRIVACY!

This is the age of INTERNET BANKING and in my case. . . MOST OF MY JOB EMAILS COME STRAIGHT TO MY PHONE!
You want me to leave all my accounts and passwords SAVED WITHIN open to 419/yahoo-yahoo clients?

I also have a TON of por-nographic data with SHOCKING VIDEOS classified only as 'seeing is believing' shared on Tango and Watsssssup!
I don want my kids to accidentally see them oooooo.

THEY ARE FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE and BEDROOM-SPICING education and ADVENTURE.


If my husband does not like it. . . .HE CAN DIE.
TEHN can gladly bury him in their 'EVIL FOREST' on NL. . . like it has buried many other unfortunate souls!
He will not be missed!

Amen!!!

cbrass: Well you know am not a gay, so I couldn't have loved the other one , well I love the 2face so muchh, you can spice it up with the idibia

Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Oliver DE TWISSSSSSSSSSTED!!!!

Vasectomy does not involve cutting off any 'ball' o!

cbrass: Couldn't save any before it was yanked off, would love it if you sent some personally

Which one did you like better?

The top one or bottom one?

You really don't wanno stay in ANY OF THOSE 0-STAR short-time joints in such 'local' places with bats and 'sparrows' whistling all over your windows day and night do ya?

Just attend the occasion. . . and BALE OUT before the fall of DUSK!
If you have to return. . .travel daily and leave daily.
Auchi of all places?

You can't be serious right?
Have you ever visited the place?
Na only 'AUCHI' PEEPS FIT LIVE FOR THAT KIND PLACE O. . .

You only sleep in places you know like the back of your hand in NIGERIA OR ANY WHERE IN THE WORLD. . . .

No guarantees. . . . but?

DON'T TRY IT!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd2-k5sBX_g&index=6&list=PLQqfdss7X633gzfxkxszPe0N6r9-Z6qua

cbrass: Sure I did

Hope you 'saved' your copies for some 'cold' nights too?
Do you want me to prove anything else?

Incredible topic!

Are we still discussing 'belly fat'?
Ahem!
Where were we?

OP! You dey dia?

cbrass: lol...anyway u have made my night ...dont wanna get wet ooo...but still doubting if thats really yours, my pin is there in my signature .PROOVE IT

I hope you had fun?

cbrass: so where to

NL of course! For cheap entertainment when I am sooooooooooooooo idle! Like today!

Till my next runzzz next month. . . and FOR XMAS(Destination LONDON, UK of course. . . my most favorite runzzz ground)!

You know EDO STATE WOMEN have the BEST reputation in EUROPAAAA?(no apologies)!
I have received my payment for SAH-VISIS' long in advance!

cbrass: Ahahahahahh...you and I know what it could be, but not in this place o

Good idea!

I used to have so-called "best-friends". . . .till I had a better understanding of such a concept!
But as I got to know them. . . . while getting older and wiser, I had to relegate them all to the background of irrelevance because I GREW UP!
For one, I AM VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY ALLERGIC TO CHRISTIANS(no apologies), even when I was supposedly raised as one(tufiakwa to the highest order!)


I have never told them that(why should I bother with such level of irritability to my personal and professional wellbeing? )
When I am deal with them, I always use a pair of gloves and a verrrrrrrrry long spoon!

I will always treasure the memories we shared from childhood and will remain cordial and accommodating.
But never at my expense. . .
The moment they get on my last nerves with their that their self-righteous indignation. . .I DROP THEM IN THE TRASH COMPACTOR of my activities of daily living. . . and delete all their contacts from my life!

Simple!

Good news? I don't need them for anything. . . so we meet when it is only necessary.

Life has gone on sweetly and fine. . . and will go on. . . with or without them.
They have since been replaced by MY FAMILY MEMBERS!

I don't pay tribute to friends. . . ONLY FAMILY MEMBERS!


Una go soon learn. . . enjoy it while it lasts. . . IT IS YOUR TIME!

cbrass: ahahha...my head dey swell ooo

Wetin else go swell this night?

Gosh!
I can't stand WHINY weaklings!
WT HOLY F?

*moves on jejely*

cbrass: do i look ibo ni?

Oooooooo. . . . very CUTE!
Fine boy. . . very smooth face!
No craw-craw. . .
Thain awa gooodio. . . .

Did I derail this thread?


Oooopz! Many apologies folk!

*i feel better*

ochon: Night of mischief? Play IT safe o.

I promise. . . that is it!
The MODS AND SUPER MODS ARE AWAKE TILL DAY BREAK. . .
So I have to behave now. . .

I am in a 'self-control' therapy program on NL for ONE MONTH TRIAL. . . .

cbrass: *coughs* its not what you think nww...besides i read in a report that its good that the black tip should be given some perodic mild bites

Hmmmmm. . . yes o.
Verrrrrrrrry sweeeeeeeeeet.
But IGBO MEN CHEW THEM AND SPIT THEM OUT!
Hope you are not one?

ochon: True that. They'd have reported you right away. But dang!! Those juggs were huge.

I am blessed in more than MANY WAYS. . . .

ochon: LOL. Anyway, it's nice you removed them before them mods ban you till eternity. Not that you fear bans anyway, you have a way of bringing out thousands of IDs already created.

You know now. . . when those MUGUS wake up the MODS. . . .
dem nor go see the original tinzzzz!
mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

Off today and it is gonna be a night of mischief. . . .

ochon: Lord forgive me eyes. *face plam* Kanwulia, why are you now removing them?

I saw the 'report post' M0R0NZZZ at work.
Just having fun. . . .

cbrass: chai dey look succulent ooo, can i have a bite at the tip

Very succulent o.


*you boyzzzzzzzzzzzzz. . . .face the topic oooooooooooooooooooo hiaaaaaaaaaaaaahn*

ochon: OMG!! Kanwulia, you strong gan. See as you upload your "juggs" pics!! am I seeing double?

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

NL too dull jor. . . JUST TO MAKE THINGS A TAD INNARESTIN. . .
Glad you appreciate!
I am celebrating a small fortune this week. . .

cbrass: but is that really yours dont lie oo

Of course they are mine.
I sent them to one of my married ex-boyfriends who could not wait for my 'services'. . . just to keep him 'warm' till I get there for Christmas!

11. Because it was destined to be so!

cbrass: chaii that's big ooo

Na de load wey I carry for chest be dat ooooooooooo. . . .
Show a man your other arssssets. . . .he shall forget your belly fat!

cbrass: whatttttttttt

Mu he he he he he he

All minezzzz and NATURAL TOO!
Belly fat ko. . . poohsie fat ni!

Or get a bigger third leg!

Now, GIRL FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND!
WORK OUT WITH THIS LIKE I DID!!!!

Verily, verily I say unto thee. . . you shall be losing more than your 'baby fat belly'!!!

GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

MU CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE CHE

I don't have any problem with my belle fat o.
It comes with other perks!
Show off your other arssssets to 'JUXTAPOSE'!

*gosh. . . i am feeling naughty today*

Jolosi pipo don come o!
The day WOR-WOR pipo without children go mien dem biziness on and off NL sha!
I shall attempt to join A CHRISTIAN CULT!

gistmelove: . . . . .

You for wait make I finish na!

*am I still practicing SELF-CONTROL on NL? Or has my contract expired? . . . . .lemme go and sssssssshek. . . . *

I wish we could also see the DIEVORCE pictures too!
FORNICATION on NL
Marry on NL. . . .
Honeymoon on NL
OMUGUO on NL
Adultery on NL
STDS on NL

Sleep on NL
Phock on NL
DIE on NL

ASSASSINATED on NL
OBITUARY ON NL

Funeral by TEHN. . . . . .

NL THE GREAT!!!!!

We hail thee! What shall we ever do WITHOUT THEE?

Honestly!
What can NIGERIA do about these TRIBES OF MONKEY'S with incessssstuous heritage/legacies and ANCESTRAL FOUNDATIONS?